Chapter 564 can be regarded as finding you

Our initial plan was very simple, and I think the smart ones have already guessed it.

Pretending to be a ghost, scaring and scaring that deceives our feelings (is this serious?) The first step in this plan is to create the atmosphere of an empty mansion, so when the mercury lamp comes, we all turn it into a vibration...... Uh, stealth.

Step 2...... Well, the first step is over.

It stands to reason that Avena should have come out of the TV at this time, although the idea is very old-fashioned and may not be a big deal for a master like the mercury lamp who can use the secret method to drill through the mirror space, but after all, it is not an opening sentence, and as a result, the appetizer I carefully planned became combustible garbage before it was unveiled - the mercury lamp fell asleep on the couch without a heart.

This made the high-ranking members of the empire who were waiting to watch the midnight bell in a living room scratch their ears and cheeks.

And I thought about it again, why is there an exception to the mercury lamp that can theoretically only be charged in the original packaging box in the rose girl that supports universal power banks? Sleeping on my shoulder can be seen as relying on my giant battery to recharge, but isn't it a cheat to be able to fall asleep on any sofa? Isn't this the father of all the Rose Maidens?

"I'm going to wake her up."

Facing each other and staring around the sofa for a long time, the expressions of the leaders of the empire were more subtle than the other, and at this time, Qianqian put forward the above proposal to build xìng, and at the same time took out the tools for building xìng: a sledgehammer of at least more than 100 catties.

The tiger is about to be smashed down.

This girl can carry such a thing, what did she plan to do with this?

"Take it back," I instantly shoved the sledgehammer back into the shallow carry-on space, "You think everyone is as invulnerable as a few of us?" ”

"Oh wait, she seems to be waking up"

Lin Xue's reminder was suddenly inserted into the spiritual connection, and a large circle of people immediately became nervous, and then retreated more than two meters with a stagger.

Sure enough, just as we retreated, the mercury lamp eyelashes lying on the sofa suddenly fluttered slightly, and then opened Rose's eyes as expected, and sat up in a daze.

"Huh?" As if I had noticed something out of order, the little puppet girl looked around with a frown, and I hurried to check who had just dropped something on the ground, but soon I noticed that the mercury lamp was paying attention to something else.

She ran suddenly to the window, stared blankly at the dim sky outside where dawn was still approaching but there was no morning sun, and after a long time, she ran back again, looking at the wall clock that stood still at half past four in the morning.

Shallow and still time...... Uh, I think I understand why Qianqian will not hesitate to take out a huge hammer just now, and now Qianqian is the transformation version of the demon in the state of full energy, although now this girl can suppress most of the psychological changes in the transformation state, but just like fifty steps to a hundred steps, Zhang Fei weakened into Li Kui You throw your neighbor Uncle Wang in front of that is also a killing god, and Qianqian is always an out-of-specification weapon that should be used cautiously until he completely overcomes the transformation personality.

"Avena, it's up to you now"

The mercury lamp had woken up, and time had not been lost, so the plan naturally continued, and I hurriedly called a certain little ghost who had booked a place for Sadako through a spiritual connection.

In response to himself was a series of slight snorts.

The guy fell asleep directly in the LCD screen.

"This bad girl" I almost squirted out a mouthful of bile, and then waved my hand to everyone, "The original plan is cancelled, and plan B is implemented"

"Do we have a plan B?" Shallow looked at me inexplicably.

My old face flushed: "Isn't this to set off the atmosphere, Lin Xue, you go and turn on the lights"

Here I want to express my current experience, pretending to be a ghost is really a very unskilled thing, especially after you have obtained the ability to be invisible, visually being able to deceive others means that you can almost make trouble in any thing, in recent years, with the increasing spiritual and cultural level of the masses of people, many enthusiastic about YY delusional ghost animal love love love small movie predecessors have created a large number of examples for us in this fantasy field, Works like Stealth XX have sprung up...... Anyway, what am I thinking?

However, leading a room full of beautiful women of all sizes to flirt with a 92.3cm doll, I may be considered a precedent.

There was a soft sound of "pop", the chandelier in the living room lit up without warning, even the mercury lamp was frightened, and ran to the position of the chandelier switch, the puppet girl who was already a little serious stared at the small protrusion on the wall in front of her, and Lin Xue jī Ling suddenly stuck to the wall, and her muscles tensed in our inhumane onlookers, and the atmosphere did not dare to pant and tiptoe inch by inch sideways, while moving sideways, the gaze Ling Chi us watched the drama party, It seems that it is not easy to complete this series of actions ten centimeters in front of the mercury lamp, and the prophet who usually does not change in front of him when Mount Tai collapses in front of him is now red, and he is about to successfully break away, and something that no one expected suddenly happens: the mercury lamp raised his hand without warning to poke the switch: the front of the switch was Miss Lin's C cup.

In an instant, Miss Lin turned into an S-shape against the wall - I was already laughing out of my abs.

"You stupid wood, if you don't want to help Miss Ben again, I'll poke you out of my business tomorrow."

There was such an unreasonable threat from Miss Lin in the spiritual connection, saying that it was you who forced others at that time, right? Although if you analyze it carefully, it is still me who takes advantage......

Considering that Lin Xue was moving the xìng nature of the troublesome aggregate, I was not ambiguous, so I turned off the TV at hand casually, and sure enough, the attention of the mercury lamp was attracted.

This scene reminds me of the days when I was a child, when I was invincible with Asasa, and our usual tactic was: let the unlucky guy put his eyes on the méng first, and then I was responsible for throwing a stone to a distant place, and finally went home with Asa for dinner.

No one has been playing with me since the fourth grade.

Now, I seem to have found the shadow of my childhood in Lin Xue, is this the fate of my pit father?

The continuous encounters with strange things have made the mercury lamp face solemn, but it is a pity that this girl did not have a panicked god at all, and the previous worries really came true: for a rose girl who can skillfully fire a barrage and has fought with angels, the ordinary midnight bell and ghost street are simply floating clouds.

The mercury lamp was still running around in the empty living room, trying to find the source of the anomaly, she began to try to open the door and leave here, of course, failed, she pushed the door out of the hall and walked in from the wall on the other side of the living room in the next second, the whole house has entered a state of spatial warping, self-enclosed, after trying this several times in a row, the mercury lamp seems to understand the futility of the attempt, and begins to stand at the door and enter the state of thinking.

There was still no panic at all.

"I've found one thing," said my sister with a sudden sigh, "and the girl of the mercury lamp has taken anything that happens in this house for granted. ”

Needless to say, I discovered this too.

Xi Ling's omnipotent thoughts penetrate deep into the heart of the mercury lamp, even if we toss the atmosphere of Silent Hill, she will only produce a sleepy huò of "what are those guys tossing at home", and there will definitely be no panic, under this premise, most of our efforts are simply fed and supported.

And there is another point, in essence, the mercury lamp, a puppet that can move autonomously, can already be classified as a supernatural event in the real world, although it looks cute, but when the conditions are right, this girl may also have the qualification to be scary in the middle of the night, for such a master, how much function the ghost house we designed is also very debatable, just like the Resident Evil series, I almost vomited out the Chinese New Year's Eve meal when I watched it for the first time, but Sylvanas gave a life film evaluation after watching it - She developed a strong sense of intimacy.

Therefore, it is really nothing in front of the ordinary level of supernatural ghost mansion throwing mercury lamps, and correspondingly, except for Anvina, who has some practical experience, no one in our group is an expert and scholar in supernatural events, and our level is like this......

"Lin girl, if I hang you on the chandelier in a while, let's try to appear out of thin air A corpse will work?" Seeing that the mercury lamp and even the bloody handprints that suddenly appeared on the wall were regarded as very interesting graffiti, and began to jump around with the graffiti, I said with a little gusto.

"Get out" Lin Da Prophet was not in a good mood, "Mistake, I spent most of my night studying how to scare this girl, and I just forgot to see what effect those plans would have......"

Alas, you don't turn on the computer 24 hours a day, and to be honest, it's a bit of a shame that we spend most of our time studying how to bully a puppet.

Just when I had given up and was about to meet in advance, an accident happened, and the TV in the living room suddenly lit up out of thin air, attracting the attention of the mercury lamp at once.

The chaotic snow huā dots flickered irregularly on the gradually brighter screen, the magnetic xìng interference patterns that should not have appeared on the LCD TV gradually intertwined into weirdly distorted blood symbols, and under the dim halo, a woman with long hair covering all her face suddenly poked her head out from under the screen, and then leaned out of the screen and slowly crawled out......

The little ghost, who had a very strange biological clock, slept for twenty minutes, went into waking again, and began her work, and she woke up at a bad time.

And after confirming that the mercury lamp is very receptive to the supernatural events in this house, I am ready to see how the little ghost is unlucky, and Sandora and her sister both turn their heads away, looking unbearable to witness.

"There won't be any problems with the master, right?" Next to me, stubbornly wearing a maid outfit, Poison Island Tsuneko, who has been a full-time maid in this house for two days, said a little worriedly, everyone knows what the title of "master" means, so I don't explain it.

I shrugged my shoulders expressionlessly: "She got stuck in front of the TV three times, often froze when she came out of the refrigerator, occasionally went through the water pipe with gusto, but within an hour of coming out, she would become slender and elongated, and once this guy read two horror novels and tried to become a qualified possessed ghost, but accidentally got into the body of a fly, so he went on a hunger strike for seven days......"

"I'm not afraid of supernatural movies in the future......" Poison Island said very seriously.

In fact, I usually watch comedies.

And while we were talking, Anvina had lived up to expectations - stuck.

A certain undead spirit who had brewed the atmosphere only came out of the TV to the mouth of the xiōng, and let out a mournful roar, and the snow huā dots on the screen formed by the interference of energy immediately reduced to pitch black, and Anvina held on to the edge of the TV and tried to pull herself out, less than three meters in front of her, the mercury lamp looked at all this with a blank expression.

At this point, all the leaders of the Empire, this universe has the greatest authority and the highest wisdom (?) The ruling class of the "naughty puppet punishment plan" that had been spent all night completely collapsed, and everything finally changed from screaming to screaming.

Anvena is still trying to pull herself out......

"Lift the invisibility, by the way, turn off the space warp, you release the time, and the son will help my sister cook," I waved my hand to announce that this operation was a complete failure, and the talents of a group of cosmic emperors in horror films and television were simply miserable, and even a 92.3cm doll couldn't be scared, "Yo, small light~~"

I was waiting for the other party to greet me, and a whirlwind tuǐ came over.

"You stupid human"

There was a grievance in his voice that he didn't know if it was an illusion - eh? Didn't she look panicked at all just now?

grabbed the petite body of the mercury lamp, clamped it under the armpit, and I flicked it on her head lightly: "I was going to punish you, what a troublesome girl, do you think that such a stupid method can hide from the world's first people who are like torches?" ”

The mercury lamp protested and danced and tried to attack me: "I just wanted to hide it for one night, and scare you the next morning, but I didn't expect it to be even one night...... Ah, forget that prophet"

You just said it wrong, this time the prophet didn't turn on, it was Uncle Ben who saw through your fool-like little trick with a torch of eyes.

"The host...... Anvena is still stuck......"

Anvina, who had been deliberately forgotten by everyone, finally cried out aggrievedly, while supporting the TV frame with both hands, but suddenly pressed on the switch, the originally dark screen swiped twice, and a middle-aged uncle suddenly appeared above the back of the little ghost, holding a small box and shouting: "Laryngitis, stubborn xìng inflammation ......"

With a "poof", I was still holding the mercury lamp, but I stepped forward and pulled Anwena out: "Ah, this uncle still dares to be behind my maid with a wrinkled face?"

"There's no hope for this piece of wood."

Lin Xue immediately muttered, and nodded in confusion, the former is always shrewd and terrifying, and the latter is always confused, how can my family be so wonderful? I said Lin Xue, you can die if you are a little stupid?

Shallow has released time, and quickly returned to the main time river, resulting in the living room experiencing the transition from night to early morning in a few minutes, just like the lack of funds had to write the screen all night (of course, sometimes typing this line is not necessarily insufficient funds...... The Chen family's compound, which was still at midnight a moment ago, was now preparing breakfast in the warm sunshine.

"Shallow, you help watch Sandora and don't let her slip into the kitchen"

I turned around and confessed, and turned my gaze back to the sofa, the little puppet was sitting there honestly, with an unprecedented sensible expression, and it could be seen that Ji Lu had failed all and was arrested, which made this guy who was not afraid of heaven and earth a little embarrassed, and His Royal Highness the mercury lamp, who was as noble and indifferent as a princess in the past, has now completely become a little werewolf mercury lamp? Broken teeth.

"Is it wrong to know the truth?"

I'm serious about the good yòu (is the grammar wrong?). Dao.

"Isn't it just a joke," the mercury lamp tilted his head like a child, "just to see you stupid human...... Do you think you've thrown off a burden......"

"Fool" I stepped forward with a brain meltdown, "The matter is solved?" ”

I'm referring to the human girl who was born with a heart disease, and a big reason why Mercury Lantern insisted on going back this time was for her.

"Well, now Xiaohui can live an ordinary life...... Silly human, can I go back and see her once in a while? ”

"Of course—did you go back to see your sisters?" I was suddenly a little curious, I don't know what kind of sensation this earth-shaking mercury lamp will cause when this earth-shaking mercury lamp appears in front of the Cangxing Stone and Cuixing Stone, who are like the great enemy, and it is roughly not inferior to Lan Ran singing Dongfang Hong all the way to raid the Jingling Court - if Lord Lan dares to do that, maybe it will be a big thing, and people are always full of awe of distorted things.

"I wasn't going to see them," the mercury lamp lay on the coffee table a little tired, "but I accidentally touched the ...... by True Red."

If you don't mean to, you can be touched?

"And then? Martial Arts or Call of Duty? ”

It means that there is nothing wrong with the head-on fight or the barrage, and there is nothing wrong with the mercury lamp and the most awkward lily friend (I respect myself) in the history of Zhenhong.

"I scared her," Mercury said sullenly, with a sense of joy that I couldn't believe the prank had succeeded, "I called her sister, and teleported back in front of her~~"

Me: "......"

We can be sure that this doll has been completely blackened by us.

But,Well,That's not bad.,After going back, the mercury lamp seems to have finally let go of some baggage.,We've been imperceptibly for so long.,The quantitative change finally produced a qualitative change at this moment.,Someone's puppet fell into the quagmire of the empire's undisciplined operation with one foot, and it seems that he doesn't want to climb out.。

Then it was the breakfast time of the welcome party, and everyone seemed to have reached a tacit understanding, and they chose to ignore the mischievous "separation farce" of the mercury lamp, eating breakfast as usual, chatting, watching Sandora lick the plate, watching the mercury lamp drink yogurt, and having fun, as if nothing had happened in the past 24 hours, only after the breakfast was over, my sister said: "I want to make two comments on the phenomenon of people in the family not returning home at night......

Then a certain hapless puppet was dragged to be criticized and educated.

"Congratulations," after breakfast, Miss Lin lay on the sofa without any grace, watching her sister take the dejected mercury lamp upstairs, while teasing me, "Daddy's aura finally defeated the lower limit of discipline, you can actually let a guy like the mercury lamp fall - I don't understand how you did it." ”

Don't talk about you, I don't understand - why did you let us pollute like this?

"Wood, tell you something," Seeing that I looked sleepy, Miss Lin, who was still full of energy, suddenly snapped her fingers, "Do you remember Lilina on the banks of the Santu River back then?" ”

Immediately, I had a picture of a natural black face that was quiet under the shadow of the huā on the other side.

That girl is now almost classified as a missing person in the war, and there is a saying that it is called a non-definite xìng killed.

Seeing that in the living room, except for the shallow who was playing the Rubik's Cube and the little bubble who was tearfully looking at the Rubik's Cube that he had been taken away, everyone looked at him with their ears up, Lin Banxian said triumphantly: "The latest news from the Ministry of Intelligence, the little witch of Mí Road has been found." ”