Shi Xiaofeng said disapprerovingly: "What if you hear it?" ”

Jasmine had no choice but to bow her head.

The country woman who thinks that she doesn't know a word is the size of a bean, but she thinks that the latecomer will come first, if Gao Shiman knows, she will have to say that the frog at the bottom of her well holds a watermelon.

There are still 20 days to go before the New Year, the streets of Beijing are very lively everywhere, the envoys of Linyi, Fusang, and Goryeo have all entered Beijing, Gao Shiman returned home from the Guozijian class, and saw that there were many foreigners on the street, so he thought that Tubo might also send envoys to Beijing, and hurriedly asked people to bring letters to Xiangcheng, so that she could stay in Zhuangzi these days and not show her face.

Officials from various localities also have to evaluate their performance every year, and some people have entered Beijing one after another. Uncle Zheng Jikang also entered Beijing, and also brought the eldest brother's youngest son Zheng Jingxian. Zheng Jing is sixteen years old, and he has been very smart since he was a child, he can memorize ten lines of poetry and books at a glance, learn mathematics, and can also integrate them. Not to mention anything else, it is Gao Shiman's set of notation and bookkeeping, ordinary people have to learn it for a month, and it only took him three days to complete the meeting.

This time he entered Beijing, he wanted to leave him in the capital to study in the country, no matter what, the opportunity in the capital is always big, plus this Zheng Jingxian is very intelligent and arrogant, so he wants him to leave his family to experience and experience.

Before Jing Xian came to Beijing, he had heard that Gao Shiman's cousin was very capable, but in his eyes, a woman was really not enough for him to see.

On the day Jing Xian entered Beijing, Gao Shiman was called back to Gaofu by his mother to greet his uncle and cousin together. Mother also gave her a vaccination, about what prodigy, Gao Shiman has never seen it in his two lives, but he has heard it, and there is a text in middle school called "Hurt Zhongyong".

Near dinnertime, my uncle and his party arrived. Gao Shiman greeted everyone and paid special attention to this cousin. Zheng Jingxian is not the kind of person she imagined with clear eyebrows and bright eyes, on the contrary, he is tall and tall, not much worse than an adult, his double eyelids are very beautiful, and his eyes are indeed very bright.

"This is Cousin Shiman?" Zheng Jingxian's voice is a little rough, and he should be in the period of voice change.

"Hello Jingxian!" Gao Shiman treated this cousin with coming-of-age etiquette, because in her eyes, since his IQ was relatively high, he could no longer be regarded as a child.

Jing Xian smiled, polite and detached.

Gao Shiman rolled his eyes secretly, what is the matter, this is on my territory.

I don't know which antonym for love at first sight is, Gao Shiman didn't come up with it after thinking about it for a long time.

After all the meals were settled, Gao Shiman deliberately asked Jing Xian: "Cousin, I heard that your mother said that you are very smart, I have a question for you." ”

Looking at the banter in her eyes, Jing Xian smiled and said, "There are still questions that Cousin Shiman doesn't know." ”

"I know," Gao Shiman said unhurriedly.

Zheng Jilan and Zheng Jikang glanced at each other and smiled: "Man'er has been spoiled by me. ”

Zheng Jikang smiled: "I look at her very well." ”

Jing first glanced at the second uncle before saying to Gao Shiman: "I know you still ask." ”

Gao Shiman smiled and said, "I'm just testing you." ”

"You say", Jing Xian's face did not move.

She put chopsticks and vegetables in her mouth and chewed for a while before saying: "There is a rich man who has a dog at home, and one day his wife put away the night pearl at home, and he thought it was a thief who stole it, so he felt that the dog at home was not a problem, and he was going to beat the dog out of anger when he scolded and scolded; His wife hurriedly told the truth that the thing was not stolen, but he still beat the dog. ”

Zheng Jilan smiled when she heard this: "What kind of question is this, it is worth asking." ”

Zheng Jikang looked at Gao Shiman meaningfully, and he also wanted to know why the owner still beat the dog.

Jing Xian thought for a while and said, "This master is manic and sick. ”

"No, guess again", Gao Shiman shook his head.

"Could it be that this master has always wanted to beat the dog?" Jing Xian was also a little puzzled.

Gao Shiman ate the dishes one bite at a time, and she didn't nod her head anyway. In the end, Zheng Jilan was annoyed and said angrily: "Didn't you deliberately embarrass your cousin?" ”

"How can I have", she finally looked up.

Jing Xian looked at her: "I want to hear it in detail." ”

Gao Shiman smiled and said, "Because it's not biological." ”

Jing Xian was stunned for a moment, and then glared at her. Gao Shiman laughed happily: "If you can't guess, you will stare at others, and you will not be ashamed." ”

Zheng Jikang also laughed: "Shiman is still a child!" ”

"It's not, Yantang doesn't know how to stand her", Zheng Jilan also laughed and laughed.

"Mother, how can your elbow turn outward, I want to sue him", Gao Shiman also sprinkled Xiaojiao.

"Look at you, there is no individuality", Zheng Jilan seemed to hate her, but her face was full of smiles.

Jing Xian was put on a stand by Gao Shiman, he couldn't laugh at it, he lowered his head to eat vegetables and ignored her, only thinking about how to tease her.

After a while, Jing first asked her, "Cousin, is it my turn to ask you this time?" ”

"Huh? Oh, you ask", Gao Shiman is about to learn the ability of this prodigy.

He looked at her and said seriously: "There is a husband and wife quarreling, the wife can't quarrel with the husband, so he just lies on the bed and stares at the beam, not moving for a long time, the husband is very worried, so he asks her what she is doing, how do you guess the wife answers?" ”

Hehe, Gao Shiman laughed twice, and said in his heart that this kind of problem is still playing with me, is pediatrics good.

"Dead?"

Jing nodded first, and then asked, "Husband asked again, are you still open when you die?" How does the wife answer? ”

"Death is not blind", Gao Shiman wanted to laugh.

Jing Xian was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Husband said, is it still breathing?" Wife ......"

Gao Shiman didn't wait for her to finish speaking, and then said proudly: "My wife replied, I can't swallow this breath!" ”

Jing Xian nodded convincingly, then looked at her with a very sympathetic look and said, "My cousin is really experienced, I think my cousin-in-law often treats you like this, disrespectful and disrespectful!" ”

"Hey!" Today's opponent is an opponent, Gao Shiman glared at him.

Jing Xian said provocatively: "What, brother, am I not right?" ”

Gao Shiman gritted his teeth and said: "You are right, it is really Mensazai, and my cousin is willing to bow down." ”

"Mensazai? What do you mean? Jing Xian asked if he didn't understand, which is completely in line with one of the characteristics of a smart person who is eager to learn.

"I won't tell you", I won't kill you, the general smart people's desire for knowledge is very strong, if you encounter a problem that you don't understand, you will definitely chase after it, and you won't give up until you figure it out.

Jing Xian was really anxious: "Cousin, it's me who is wrong, and I won't tease you anymore." What exactly is Mensa Tsai? ”

Gao Shiman ignored him and went on to eat.

Jing Xian looked at her aunt for help, and Zheng Jilan relieved the siege and said, "Shiman, Jing Xian has apologized to you, just tell him." ”

"Eat without speaking, sleep without speaking", Gao Shiman never spoke again after speaking, and ate wholeheartedly.

I don't know who caused the topic first, and I didn't say anything, Jing Xian had to press the doubts in his heart and began to eat seriously.

Gao Shiman dropped the dishes and chopsticks after eating, and said: "Mother, uncle, eat slowly, I'll go back to the room first!" After saying that, he ran away.

Jing Xian hurriedly put down the dishes and chopsticks and said, "Second uncle and aunt eat slowly, I'll leave too!" ”

chased out the door and saw that there was still Gao Shiman's figure, but he was depressed.

It can be said that Zheng Jingxian didn't sleep well this night, but Gao Shiman didn't, he didn't know how good he slept was.

The next day, from the time she started to eat breakfast, Jing Xian began to pester her. Gao Shiman estimated that it was almost the same, so he said to him: "Mensa Zai is a professional term, which refers to those children who are born with an IQ higher than that of ordinary people. ”

She also deliberately accentuated the word "child".

Jing first got the answer, not only did he not thank him, but he sneered and said, "That's it? ”

"That's it, sister uses this word to put on you, it's cheap for you", Gao Shiman was arrogant.

Jing Xian stared at her for a long time and spit out two words: "Ignorance!" ”

She was not angry, but said: "Men are ignorant and fearless, and women are not tired." ”

"Clever words!"

"Am I not right? Give a reason", Gao Shiman is aggressive.

Jing Xian really couldn't think of anything wrong with what she just said, so she had to say, "You're right." ”

"That is, the cannon I made an appointment with tears has to be finished", she started again, she thought that Jing Xian was not self-sufficient, so she had to compete with her, and in the end, she didn't have to agree with her with tears in her eyes.

"What do you mean?" Not again.

Gao Shiman was shocked, this can't be talked about in detail, otherwise he won't be mixed! So he said, "This is nonsense. ”

Jing Xian looked at her suspiciously, but finally did not squeak.

After eating, Gao Shiman said to him: "You want to enter the national prison?" ”

"Hmm."

"Shall I test you?" She's still enjoying it.

Jing Xian didn't think about it and said, "Don't." ”

"Why, I'm not joking with you anymore, for real!" Gao Shiman was extremely serious.

"Only a liar in this world will play with you really, because he really lied to you!" Jing Xian has the potential to be a philosopher.

Gao Shiman thought seriously and said, "Oh, really. Then I'll play a fake game with you! ”

"I don't want to accompany you," he said lightly.

She narrowed her eyes and said, "Asking what stupidity is in the world makes people's IQ clear." ”

"What does it mean that the cannon you made an appointment with tears in your eyes will be finished?" He hadn't forgotten it.

She almost fell off her chair, rolled her eyes, and said, "You can only tell you if you accept my test first." ”

He thought about it for a few seconds and said, "Okay." ”

After thinking about it for a while, she cleared her throat and said, "Listen, when is the spring flower and autumn moon, and how much do you know about the past......"

She quickly memorized the "Poppy Beauty" by Li Yu, the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, although there were only seven or eight sentences in total, but she could write it down word for word in these few seconds, and she could be regarded as a male god.

After memorizing it, I asked Jing Xian to repeat it, but people didn't even hit a stalk, and memorized it word for word.

"Have you ever heard this song?" Lingyufang has sung.

"The first time I heard of it", Jing Xian is very honest.

Gao Shiman didn't speak, only looked at him with suspicion.

"Tell me, what do you mean by that," he remembered.

She playfully said: "No, this doesn't count, I just remembered that this poem has been circulated." ”

He glared at her, and she smiled, "Do it all over again." ”

Seeing that he didn't object, she immediately memorized Mao Zedong's "Qinyuan Spring Snow" in a low voice, if he could remember this, then she would really bow down.

He memorized the word without much effort. Looking at Gao Shiman's round eyes, he said impatiently: "Do you want to play tricks again?" ”