Chapter 007: What Did You Eat Me?!
"Dean Ye is calling him... Madam? ”
"I heard that, too."
Qiao Shuyu hurriedly raised his elbow and bumped Ye Tingyuan, and said haha: "How can the dean joke about this kind of thing, don't say it, don't say it, you're a dealer, right?" Don't let people buy it?! ”
The dealer didn't say anything more, picked up the dice cup in his hand and shook it a few times, then put it on the table and shouted: "Buy big and buy small, buy and leave." ”
Qiao Shuyu lost a tael of silver on the big one, and after everyone else bet, the dealer opened the dice cup.
"One-one-three, five-o'clock small."
The corners of Qiao Shuyu's mouth twitched, a little bit really back, but a mistake is nothing.
After the second time the dealer shook it, Qiao Shuyu lost a tael of silver on the small one.
"Five-five-six, sixteen o'clock."
Qiao Shuyu: "......"
Next, Qiao Shuyu tried a few more times, but no matter how he chose, he was wrong, he didn't win a single time in dozens of handfuls, and he was about to start doubting his life, even if it was Meng, he should be right once, right?!
"Childe, are you still buying it?"
The dealer smiled with a look of underwhelming, Qiao Shuyu looked angry, and said to Ye Tingyuan: "Give you a chance to perform, buy big or small?" ”
"I haven't played again."
"You can get one of them, it's okay if you lose, I won't laugh at you."
Qiao Shuyu felt that it would seem a bit embarrassing if he lost all the money alone, so he wanted to pull Ye Tingyuan into the water, and Ye Tingyuan would be embarrassed to blame him at that time.
Ye Tingyuan had a helpless expression on his face, and said casually: "Then it's big." ”
"Okay, buy big!"
Qiao Shuyu threw the silver on the big one, thinking that it would be better to damage Ye Tingyuan later, but he heard the dealer shout: "Four, four, six, fourteen o'clock." ”
Ye Tingyuan raised his eyebrows, "Oh, luck seems to be a little bit better than yours." ”
"Cut, isn't it just the right one, what's there to worry about."
"If I'm not mistaken, someone doesn't seem to get it right once?"
"You... Okay, since you're so good, let's do it again! ”
"Great."
Qiao Shuyu lost ten taels this time, thinking that he would lose more.
"Five, six, six, seventeen."
"Damn, it's really right......"
He looked at the dice carefully with some disbelief, it was indeed five, six, six, shit, did this guy step on shit luck?!
"Come again!"
"Great."
"Four, five, six, fifteen."
"Small."
"One-one-two, four-point small."
"Small."
"Two, three, three, eight o'clock."
After a dozen in a row, all of them were right, Qiao Shuyu looked at the pile of silver in front of him and swallowed his saliva in disbelief, and looked at Ye Tingyuan suspiciously.
"What about you? Veteran! ”
"You can ask anyone here if I've been here."
"But how can you be right every time, how is this possible, you actually guess right every time, it's incredible!"
"You're great too."
Qiao Shuyu's face was a little pale, and he just wanted to forgive him, but he sighed: "It's wrong every time, and it also makes people feel incredible!" ”
Qiao Shuyu: "!! "Why is this guy so badly beaten?! And every time he says such aggravating words, he pretends to have an innocent expression, which instantly raises the hatred value.
"Yo, whose little boy is this, he looks so pretty!"
At this time, a woman's voice suddenly sounded outside the crowd, and Qiao Shuyu saw that the people opposite had moved out of the way, and a woman dressed up in a fancy way walked in.
Qiao Shuyu's eyes lit up, after arriving in ancient times, this was the first time he had seen such a beauty, it looked a little bewitching, but it was glamorous but not vulgar.
"Sister Peach."
The dealer just now shouted respectfully, Qiao Shuyu guessed that this woman must be not small, the woman looked at Qiao Shuyu with beautiful eyes, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen such a handsome person for a long time." ”
Qiao Shuyu was stunned for a moment, why did this sound so strange?
The woman retracted her gaze, looked down at the dice cup on the table, stretched out her hand and touched it, and said, "I really didn't expect that an immortal figure like Dean Ye would be so proficient in gambling." ”
"Boss Situ praised it falsely, Ye is just lucky."
"In that case, why don't you give it a try, is Dean Ye lucky, or am I lucky."
"Oh? I don't know what Boss Situ wants to try? ”
"Let's guess the size."
"What about the bets?"
The woman raised her hand and pointed at Qiao Shuyu, and said with a smile: "He." ”
Qiao Shuyu, who was watching a good show, was also shot while lying down, and he didn't know how the spearhead was pointed at him, and the woman continued: "If I win, he will be mine, how about it?" ”
Ye Tingyuan's face was expressionless, and he didn't answer, but Qiao Shuyu couldn't help but say: "The beauty wants me, why bother so much, just say it." ”
"I don't want to give it for nothing."
Qiao Shuyu hurriedly turned his head and said to Ye Tingyuan: "Let me tell you, the happiness of my brother in the second half of his life will be in your hands, don't be as lucky as before in the future, if you ruin my marriage, be careful that I beat you." ”
Ye Tingyuan: "......"
"Did you hear that?"
"Are you sure?"
"Of course, there are beauties in your arms, how can you miss such a good thing, you must lose!"
Ye Tingyuan didn't say anything, Situ Ruotao picked up the dice cup on the table with one hand, the movement was as fast as lightning, clean and neat, Qiao Shuyu was dumbfounded, this trick is so handsome, I don't know how long it will take!
With a bang, the dice cup was buckled on the table, and Situ Ruotao threw a wink at Ye Tingyuan, and said, "One game will be decided, Dean Ye, please." ”
"Small."
"Heh, it seems that Dean Ye's good luck seems to have come to an end, four, five, six, fifteen o'clock."
Situ Ruotao opened the dice cup after saying this, and everyone looked over, only to see that it was really four, five or six, that is to say, she knew what she was shaking without looking at it, and she couldn't help but sigh for a while, worthy of being the owner of the gambling house!
Qiao Shuyu had an expression of admiration on his face, thinking that he would definitely ask her for advice when the time came, and see how he could practice to such a realm.
"Come on, send Dean Ye out."
Situ Ruotao instructed his subordinates to walk up to Qiao Shuyu, stretched out his hand and hooked his chin, and said, "As for you, come with me." ”
Qiao Shuyu turned around and patted Ye Tingyuan's shoulder, and said, "Thank you, brother, don't worry, I will still abide by what I promised you, you go back first, I will look for you later." ”
After finishing speaking, he followed Situ Ruotao away, walked through the entire gambling house, and went around to the backyard under the gaze of everyone, as soon as the door connecting the gambling house was closed, the surroundings were instantly quiet.
The two went up to the second floor, walked through a corridor, and finally entered the room with elegant decoration, which looked like Situ Ruotao lived by himself.
"Boss Situ, your environment is really... Forehead ......"
Before Qiao Shuyu finished speaking, he felt a flash in front of him, and then he couldn't move, and he looked at Situ Ruotao who was sitting at the table drinking tea with some surprise.
"Boss Situ, what are you doing here?"
"Wouldn't it be nice to spice things up?"
"Well, it's good, but it's ......"
"But what? Think that's not enough? Then why not try this! ”
Situ Ruotao walked up to him, reached out and pinched his cheek, forcing him to open his mouth, and then threw a pill into his mouth, and raised his jaw for him to swallow directly.
"Ahem, ahem... You, what did you give me? ”
"Don't panic, it's something that will keep you entertained."
Qiao Shuyu looked at her with some unease, I don't know if it was an illusion, and suddenly felt a little dry mouth, a hot breath from the inside out, and after a while, fine and dense sweat oozed from his forehead.
"How? How does it feel? ”
Qiao Shuyu is a modern person, even if he has never seen this kind of medicine, he has seen such a scene on TV, and asked in disbelief: "Why can't you give me chunchun medicine?!" ”
"So what?"
"You, your country is really open!"
Not only are there so many people stirring up the foundation, but there are also women who drug men, Qiao Shuyu feels that his worldview is about to collapse, and he doesn't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
"You don't like it?"
"Why don't you help me unravel the hole/path first!"
He was so hot that he was sweating profusely, and his breathing began to become short, Situ Ruotao stretched out his hand, but instead of helping him solve his acupoints, he directly untied his belt.
Qiao Shuyu: "......"
"I see you're quite hot, why don't I take off a few for you?!"
She smiled thoughtfully, and slowly took off Qiao Shuyu's coat, then the middle coat, and finally the underwear, Qiao Shuyu wondered if she would be bold enough to pick up his pants directly, right?!
Situ Ruotao slowly walked around behind Qiao Shuyu, lowered her eyes and looked at his lower waist, only to see that there was a red mark there, which looked like a leaf.
"Eldest sister, can you solve the acupoint first?"
Qiao Shuyu felt that the whole person was going crazy, what kind of medicine did this work too quickly, he felt that his consciousness was a little confused.
Situ Ruotao walked to the table and sat down, taking a leisurely sip of tea, Qiao Shuyu looked at her with some puzzlement, not knowing what she was playing.
I knew that I wouldn't have followed her just now, this woman was sick in the brain!
"Tell me, what the hell do you want to play?"
"You have to unlock the acupoints to play anything!"
Situ Ruotao's eyes suddenly became sharp, he took out a dart from his arms, and said with a smile: "You said that if this pierced into the heart, how would it feel?" ”
Qiao Shuyu: "...... "Damn, why is he so unlucky, he really encountered a neuropathy!"
"Heh, but with the skills of the Qiao League Master, it must be just a piece of cake."
"Huh?"
"Then let's try it, is it your fast skills, or my darts are fast?!"
Joe League Leader? Qiao Shuyu looked at Situ Ruotao with some surprise, thinking to himself, could it be that this person was also sent to arrest him and go back to be the leader of the alliance of Na Laoshizi?
"Damn, are you all finished?! Lao Tzu is really not interested in being the leader of the bullshit alliance, this river and lake are so big, can't you find a new candidate? Why do you have to chase after me! ”
"Qiao Jue, you disappeared for no reason, and now you are still pretending to be crazy and stupid here, do you really think that the Lord will not kill you?"
"Damn, I just don't want to be the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, and you still want to kill me? Is there any heavenly reason?! ”
He wanted to scold him, but his current physical condition didn't allow him to do so, he looked down and saw that the skin on his upper body was red, and there was also a reaction below, Qiao Shuyu felt that he didn't need them to kill him, he would have to suffocate himself!
Qiao Shuyu couldn't help but think about whether he would be classified as a pervert/demon when he performed an autopsy later!!