The tragedy of 108 0.1
I hurried to the kitchen and took out a broom and cleaned the melon seed shells on the floor in a few clicks.
"Lan'er, are you alright?" Momami looked at me with a puzzled expression.
"What can I do? Occasionally, I still have to help you with household chores! I smiled sweetly at her.
"Cut!" The mother pursed her lips, looking noncommittal.
"What do you eat at night?" After sweeping the floor, I looked at the stove, and it was empty, nothing.
"The cabbage leaves, they haven't been washed yet! Since you're going to help, let's cook them all! Don't put oil! ”
"Good!"
I obediently responded, opened the refrigerator, took out all the white bags inside, opened it, and looked a little dizzy.
Cabbage, water spinach, spinach, everything.
"Mom, what kind of cooking?"
"Cook it together! You can eat more cabbage! ”
“……”
Well, only listen to her.
What's the saying? Oh, it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and for me, it is difficult for a master to cook without food.
No matter how good my cooking skills are, I can't make any delicious food out of a big pot of food with only salt in it.
The cooked food is as hard to swallow as pigweed, and when I asked if I could make a chili dipping sauce, she also refused.
Seeing that she was eating with great interest, I didn't complain about anything, but fortunately I ate enough at noon and barely managed to cope with this meal.
Well, after half an hour of rest, my mother didn't pick me up downstairs to run two laps, saying that I had eaten too well at noon and had to digest it.
And I actually think she has a point.
Why? Because when I went to the toilet just now, I looked in the mirror by the way, and this figure is almost catching up with the plastic bucket.
Then I started to think about it seriously, after all, soaking in a hot spring is not the same as being in bed.
Although they are all naked, the adrenaline rush of men in bed, and all they think about is insertion, and they may not notice the body problem, but it is different when they soak in the hot springs.
Imagine that Qin Wenhao and I are sitting naked in the hot spring, leisurely, looking at each other.
It is said that it is a hot spring, and it is estimated that it is also a basin of hot water that is kept warm, and it is crystal clear.
Qin Wenhao's figure is nothing to pick upon, chest muscles and abdominal muscles are readily available, and the big place is not small, but I am different.
Except for the chest that can be handled, the other parts can be described as "miserable", like a piece of melting cream cake, even I feel tired of looking at it.
Although Qin Wenhao said that he didn't think I was fat, this really had to be looked at carefully, would he have any thoughts in his heart?
I knew I wouldn't have promised him to go to the hot springs, but the rooms were booked, and there was no way to return, hey......
It's still my fault, the reflection arc is too long, and now I have discovered such and such problems.
He ran back and forth along the street three times until he couldn't run, and then he gave up.
I went home and took a comfortable shower, and when I was wiping my body, I turned around in the mirror several times, and the more I looked at it, the cooler it became.
I can't even bear it myself, Qin Wenhao, can I really feel that it doesn't matter?
After thinking about it, he was still very weak-hearted, so he decided to bring his swimsuit, as long as he didn't "pile up", he didn't want to take off my swimsuit.
chatted with Qin Wenhao for a while, got tired of each other, and then went to bed early, because he was still worried about the box of 0.1.
Early the next morning, my mother woke me up, and I went for a run with her as if I had been beaten with chicken blood.
According to yesterday's process, after the run, we will go home for breakfast first, and then the mother will sleep back, and then go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and I will open the store normally, and the mother will come to the store to deliver food at noon, at that time the doughnuts and puffs are baked, 0.1 will also lie in it safely, even if the mother looks around on a whim, the location of the oven is absolutely safe.
However, I was smart but was mistaken by being smart, who would have thought that she would be on a whim at this moment, and after running a step, she saw the soy milk fritters sold by Aunt Zhang, and she couldn't move her steps.
"Hey, let's eat this in the morning!" As he spoke, he rubbed on Aunt Zhang's stall, "Two fritters, a cup of soy milk!" ”
After saying that, he turned back to me and said, "You can only eat half a stick!" ”
Me: "......"
"Teacher Jiang, when will you become a mother-in-law?" Aunt Zhang asked with a smile while loading fritters.
"Hurry, hurry! The wedding date has not yet been determined, so it will be the end of the year at the earliest! The mother replied happily.
Me: "......"
"By the way, what did you say your son-in-law did last time? It seems to be ...... Teacher? ”
"Hey, what teacher, my prospective son-in-law opened his own wedding company and did business!"
Me: "......"
Mother-in-law, your real son-in-law is the one who runs a design office......
"Okay, when your daughter gets married, you should rest assured!"
"What are you relieved of? Don't you have to help take care of the children in the future......"
The mother chatted happily with Aunt Zhang for a while, and the conversation made my heart furious, looking at her posture, she had completely regarded Luo Jinghan as her son-in-law, hey, what should I do?
After buying soy milk fritters, I thought I would go straight home, but who knew that she wouldn't leave when she arrived at the door of the cake shop.
"Open the door!" She glared at me.
Hey? I smiled a little stiffly, "No, no door key!" ”
"Hey, forget it! You can't count on it at all! She grumbled as she pulled into her clothes, and in a moment pulled out a key.
I was dumbfounded, wasn't that spare key in the cupboard? How did you run to her?
Thinking about it again, it's too late, the mother opens the roller shutter door, sits on the chair, picks up the fritters and gnaws.
"Hey, the soy milk tastes a little lighter, bring me some sugar!" The mother cocked Erlang's legs.
"Mom, aren't you going to lose weight?" I pouted.
"Oh, forget it!"
I sighed quietly, washed my hands, and sat down across from my mother.
"Oh, yours!" The mother handed me the half-torn fritters.
In fact, I don't want to eat this half of the fritters, after all, I am fat like this, and I have no appetite, but I am afraid that my mother will keep staring at it, so I can only swallow it indiscriminately, and then I will stare at my mother quietly, silently praying that she will finish eating and leave.
"Lan'er, what do you think I'm doing? Go do your thing! She gave me a suspicious look.
"Oh, it's still early, no hurry!" I pretended to be calm.
You haven't left yet, do I dare to move?
"It's not too early!" Chewing on the fritters in her mouth, the mother took out her mobile phone with one free hand, "It's half past seven!" Lan'er, if you don't hurry up, you'll miss the morning rush hour! ”
I'm speechless, this, what's the matter?
Usually, when you open a store, you will clean it first, especially the oven, and you have to clean it inside and out......
Look at your cuffs first, they are tightly strangled by the flesh on your wrists, there is no gap to stuff them in, there is not even a pocket in the whole set of clothes, and the only thing that has room to hide things is the crotch of your pants.
But here's the problem, the 0.1 box is not big, and if it has to slide down the seam of the pants, it will be more embarrassing than being caught by her directly.
So, what to do?
"Why are you still stunned? Don't you start work in the morning? "The mother has an aggressive momentum.
I want to cry without tears, sooner or later, it's not like this, but something went wrong today, there's no reason......
I slowly got up, boiled the kettle of boiling water, then poured it into the basin, and mixed it with some cold water.
Anyway, let's start by cleaning your storefront.
"Hey, you put down the rag first, I'll get it for you! Just clean the oven! As soon as the words fell, the last mouthful of fritters was stuffed into her mouth, she drank all the soy milk in one gulp, rubbed her hands again, and then took over the rag in my hand.
I froze in place, my eyebrows crumbling together.
Hey, that's just not going to leave me a way out!
Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard the light brake of the car, and when I looked back, I was stunned.
White Chang'an off-road, isn't this Luo Jinghan's car?
Sure enough, in the next second, someone else had already got out of the main car and walked straight towards me.
"Hey, Xiao Luo, why are you here?" The mother was as excited as if she was seeing the leader of the country.
"Hello Aunt Jiang!" Luo Jinghan smiled gently, "I'll talk to Xu Lan about business!" ”
"Ouch, where do you see the outside? What do you want Lan'er to do, you just give me orders! Haven't you had breakfast yet? There are ones sold outside, do you eat soy milk fritters? "The mother is full of spring and smiles like a flower.
"No, Aunt Jiang, I came here after breakfast!" Luo Jinghan was respectful, no different from the attitude he had when he saw his mother last time.
As for me, of course, I can only describe it as embarrassing, but I didn't dare to let my mother see the clues, so I had to put on a smiling face and ask softly, "Why don't you make a phone call?" ”
"Just passing by!" He turned to look at me, his tone still gentle.
"By the way, what business?" I was a little embarrassed and immediately looked away.
"I have a wedding banquet this Saturday, and the studio that made fondant was temporarily broken, so I wanted to ask if you can do it!" He said with a smile.
Fondant cake for a wedding reception?
I was in good spirits.
"What exactly?"
"I've got an atlas here, take a look at it first!" As he spoke, Luo Jinghan took out a very thin color album from the bag he was carrying.
I took a quick look, and fortunately, they were all basic, the kind that even the rich wives in the villa could handle.
"No problem!" I nodded.
"That's great!" He seemed relieved, "The ingredients are ready, I'll send them to Rowling's house, she has all the tools there, and she can help you get started!" ”
"Yo, isn't that okay?" I shook my head and half-jokingly said, "People are teachers, how can they be my ......?"
"What's so good or bad! We're about to become a family! ”
Before he finished speaking, the mother interjected a sentence.
I was speechless for a moment, and I was about to politely slap her up, and when I turned around,.
Mother is holding a rag and talking to us as she opens the oven door!
"Mom!" I immediately pounced on her and grabbed her hand, "You, what are you doing?" ”
"I'll help you clean up the oven!" She glared at me suspiciously.
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