Sixty-four eunuchs

Niu Gensheng thinks that the world's science and technology are developing too fast, what wIFy, what WeChat, handsome, everything is about fantasy and magic, recently watching the animation of "The Wild Age", I can't touch the north, and I am a little more creative than the Lingnan ghost! His grandmother's, who is the author? It's just weak! For a while, he fought with the winged snake, and at the same time he traveled through the ancient and modern, and he was more ghostly than the Lingnan ghost! It's a little interesting, and the screenwriter is too talented, when will Shenzhen Animation City make the Lingnan ghost talent "Humorous Tricky King" into an anime, maybe handsome! There is an episode of Wei Xiaobao's eunuch in it!

Maybe he was too tired, Niu Gensheng was taken by Princess Jianning to the eunuch castration of the Qing Dynasty in a dream, only to see an old eunuch with a sharp meniscus blade, the cold light flashed, set fire to it a few times, and took a look under the sun, the old eunuch asked a twelve or thirteen-year-old child, why did you enter the palace to be a eunuch? The child replied: "The family is poor! The old eunuch shook his head and said, "This industry is a sunset industry? Wei Xiaobao and Wei Zhongxian had a glorious era, do you think about it? The little boy nodded! The old eunuch taught the little boy to bite the white cloth and wrap it around a stick!

The old eunuch said that it was too late, and that it was too fast! The little boy screamed miserably, and blood splattered all over the bed! He cried loudly! It was drizzling from the sky! Niu Gensheng saw the shocking scene, and looked back to see where there was still Princess Jianning! I gave the cooked chicken leg to the child and asked what your name was, and the boy said, "Li Lianying!" , why did you sleepwalk to the Qing Dynasty again!

Outside the window, Cixi Lafayette came in, I want to take this little eunuch into the palace? Lafayette was very happy, and all the eunuchs knelt down and said: "No, thank the Empress Dowager Longen, the Empress Dowager is auspicious!" I tiptoed after him, relying on your uncle! It's not easy to mix up this bowl of rice as a eunuch? I want to cleanse myself again! I have to kneel and kowtow again! I might as well join the Hong Qigong beggars' gang, thinking that although my clothes are ragged, at least I can save my life! Niu Gensheng sneaked into the palace with a whip, and saw that the eunuchs were taking care of the palace's food, clothing, housing, and transportation in an orderly manner? I thought, why do I want to castrate? Suddenly, a duck raised his voice and said, "The Queen Mother has arrived!" All the maids and palace maids sat down for the Empress Dowager Cixi with their skirts, and all the eunuchs knelt down and kowtowed, saying, "The Empress Dowager is auspicious!" , Lafayette called the three-year-old Pu Yi to be the unification of the future little emperor!

The next day, Lafayette also swallowed his last breath, Li Lianying put the night pearl in the mouth of the Empress Dowager Cixi, and all the ministers, civil and military officials, wept bitterly, and this most powerful woman hung down her curtain and listened to politics all her life, and finally closed her eyes! Busy with the eunuchs, Li Lianying always loyally protected the lord, fulfilled her duties, and counted the treasures that were buried in the funeral, such as jade watermelons, white jade cabbage, ivory and jade carvings, gold and silver jewelry, pearl agate, calligraphy and antique calligraphy and paintings, and Lin Lang was full of eyes! Niu Gensheng went over to comfort Li Lianying and said: " You are so great, you can really be described as someone who has never been seen before or since?" Li Lianying wondered and asked, "Who are you, a stranger, someone who is coming! Catch the assassin!"

I was shocked, thinking to myself, you dead eunuch, top chrysanthemum pylorus! I ran for my life and accidentally slipped into Yuan Shikai's mansion. Just listened, Yuan Shikai discussed with his son and said: "It's easy for me Yuan Datou to be the emperor, but where can I find a few henchmen and eunuchs?" Yuan Keding said: "Daddy, you can ask someone to pretend to be a fake eunuch!" Yuan Shikai scolded the dog loudly and said: "You are more Adou than Liu Bei's son, a man sees the palace maid and queen beautiful! Be careful to give birth to a child and can't find out the father! Bastard things! Don't grow at all!"

Niu Gensheng stepped forward and said: "The villain has a plan, so he asked Chen Jinnan of the Heaven and Earth Society to send Wei Xiaobao to the super eunuch!" Yuan Shikai exclaimed: "Where did the madman come from, talking nonsense, this is the early Qing Dynasty and the Republic of China, Mr. Your surname?" Niu Gensheng is reporting his name: "The little one is called Mengxia!" Before the words fell, Yuan Shikai kicked down a bottomless ancient well, I shouted for help, Li Lianying pulled me up the well with her hand, and said seriously: "It's not easy to take care of your own affairs, I am a person with roots in the rivers and lakes, you are a person with roots and should do things with roots!" Suddenly, when I saw Li Lianying's green tears falling down my face, my heart suddenly brightened, whether someone else is a eunuch or never married?

Thinking of this, I looked up, where is there still the eunuch Li Lianying, how I want to say to you, you are so great! Eat more turtle king eight soup, be careful of wealth and kidney deficiency and weak body?