0212 For the dignity of men
Invincible swordsmanship! How awesome!
But when Luoluo read the first four words, my eyes went dark, what kind of rhythm is this? Why are the words "want to practice this skill" so familiar, if you want to practice invincible swordsmanship, do you really want to cut off an indispensable part of your body, is it such a coincidence between the two worlds?
Luoluo didn't know that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping through my heart at the moment, which made my heart messy, without pause, and read aloud: "If you want to practice this skill, you must first abolish the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, and sit on the top of the 3,000-zhang Snow Peak for 300 years to understand nothingness, and then you can ......."
"Stop, stop, don't read it, next one." I interrupted Luoluo in time to continue to read this invincible swordsmanship, I don't know if it's really invincible, but it's certain that ordinary people can't practice, especially me.
In just two sentences, I have blocked two walls of my way to learn this invincible swordsmanship, self-abolishing the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, I don't even have a body now, how can I come to the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, even if I am alive, I don't know what the eight veins of the Qi Jing are, and I can't do it if I want to.
There are also 3,000 zhang snow peaks sitting on the top of the mountain for 300 years, 3,000 zhang is 9,000 meters, which is a cut higher than the world's highest peak, Mount Everest, where do you let me find it? Is it possible to climb to the top of Mount Everest and use bricks to build up?
I don't know if I can feel nothingness after sitting for 300 years, but I must have been void for a long time, no, it doesn't take 300 years, three days is enough for me.
So, the invincible swordsmanship just missed me, my heart really hurts, if it weren't for the conditions being too harsh, I would have practiced hard, not for the invincible world, as long as I could sweep this netherworld was enough, it's a pity, a pity.
Next, Luoluo picked up one book after another, and introduced to me what each one was written, which was really varied, only unexpected, nothing that could not be found, according to the modern classification, among them, biology, geography and literature were the most books.
And except for the invincible swordsmanship just now, there are more than thirty books in a row, and the second book sounds of great significance to me now.
I looked at the mountains of at least hundreds of books, looked at Luoluo again, and said, "Luoluo, don't read it yet, it's too much, you can rest." ”
Luoluo had already picked up the next book, thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll take a look at this one again." ”
"That's fine, let's just the last one." After all, Luoluo is still young, and I can't squeeze child labor.
"The name of the book is ...... Turtle Gong. ”
I wondered, "Say it again?" ”
"Turtle Gong." Luoluo repeated.
"Is that the turtle swimming in the water?" I asked.
When Luoluo gave an affirmative answer, I really laughed, laughed angrily! Just now there was an unreliable invincible swordsmanship, and now there is a book of Divine Turtle Skills, listening to this name, it is full of commotion, is it difficult to become a Divine Turtle after practice? But even if it is a turtle, he is also a turtle, and no man says that he wants to be a turtle, especially a green-haired turtle.
Luoluo saw that I didn't speak, so he read it to himself: "If you want to practice this skill, you need to master the charm of the turtle, between square inches, moving like thunder, not moving like a mountain, it is for immortality......"
Turtle charm?
In fact, I still know a lot about turtles, because when I was in college, we had a turtle next door to the dormitory, the specific breed is ominous, one day the turtle crawled out of the container, I saw it from the corridor, took it back to the dormitory, raised it for several days, until the classmates next door found that the turtle was lost, and did not find it back.
Not to mention, the turtle is really different from my past impression, in the past I thought that the turtle was a slow nature, walking slowly, moving slowly, but until one day I saw the turtle eating, I didn't see it clearly, and a grasshopper was swallowed in one bite.
So when I heard that this book said that it was like thunder and motionless like a mountain, it really felt similar to my concept, and I didn't immediately stop Luoluo from reading it.
The first page is an outline, and the back is how to practice, which is very troublesome, but I summarized it, that is, visualize yourself as a turtle every day, and then learn some of the charm and movements of the turtle, the better your understanding, the faster you learn.
On the last page is a picture of a large turtle standing tall with its head held high, which is quite imposing.
Later, I also talked about the benefits of learning the Divine Turtle Gong, first, you can absorb vitality and improve your cultivation while cultivating, and secondly, with the power of the Divine Turtle, it bursts out with very strong power in an instant, and it can also quickly enter a defensive posture to resist external damage.
Well, it's very turtle.
I have to say that this Divine Turtle Skill is much more reliable than Invincible Swordsmanship, the threshold of cultivation conditions is low, there is no need to self-harm, and there is no need to find a three-thousand-zhang snow peak to sit for three hundred years, there is only one condition, that is, to learn a turtle, although it doesn't sound good, but once it is practiced, there are quite a lot of benefits, not to mention improving cultivation, there is both offense and defense.
Really, I'm tempted, but the characteristics of this exercise, as well as the process of cultivation, make me a little daunted, not only to visualize myself as a big turtle, but also to learn the movements, this is really embarrassing, especially for men.
After thinking about it for a long time, for the sake of the dignity of a man, I decided to ...... Learned!
What is the dignity of a man, is to protect the people around him, his own women! And Shang Shang was kidnapped by Ye Wutian, can he give up because of the strength of the opponent? No! Xuanyuan Bao made me miserable, played with my feelings, and sucked me up, let me go to the netherworld, can I be blind to this evil breath? Nor can it be!
If you want to snatch the merchant clothes back and find Xuanyuan Bao to settle this grudge, then you can only fight, go to Lechuan, and get the awakening soup! And the premise of all this is that I must have enough strength to support me to move forward in this netherworld, and I can easily solve any trouble!
So, I admit it, I have practiced this turtle skill!
I finally let Luoluo read it, silently memorized all the key contents of the Divine Turtle Gong in my heart, and finally said to Luoluo, and my mind retreated from the desert space.
After glancing around, I silently returned to the room and closed the door tightly to make sure that no one would disturb my practice, or more precisely, not to see me practicing the Turtle Gong, after all, the process of practicing was a little difficult to show.
After closing the door, I first sat cross-legged on the ground and took the first step of practicing the Divine Turtle Gong, imagining in my heart that I was a turtle, a powerful turtle that could swallow the stars on the sky with one bite and carry thousands of mountains on my back.
This is a psychological test for men, this first step is really a psychological test, a hurdle that is difficult to cross, I constantly imagine the deception and insults I have suffered to force myself to visualize, if I can't even protect the dignity of a man, it is not as good as a turtle!
Gradually, I don't know how long it took, I finally entered the state, and a big turtle appeared in my mind, it was the one on the last page of the Divine Turtle Gong, it supported its limbs, opened its head and mouth, and looked up at the sky, it was a turtle, but it was a turtle more powerful than the dragon.
After a while, I opened my eyes, changed my movements sharply, and landed on my hands and feet......
When I came out of the room and saw Zhang Qilin fishing in the River Styx with a homemade simple fishing rod, I was stunned for a moment.
"There's no way, you and Brother Long Aotian are both souls in the state, and they won't be hungry, but Ye Song and I are still mortal in the flesh, and we still have to eat, if we don't eat, we will starve to death, we have no choice but to fish." Zhang Qilin looked back at me and said.
"In the River Styx...... Got fish? "I really haven't paid attention to the fish in the River Styx, and since I came to this Netherworld, I have only seen one living animal, and that is the big bird.
"Yes, I just caught one, but unfortunately there is no fire, so I can only eat it raw, Ye Song went to find the tableware."
Saying that, Ye Song came back, holding a wooden board as a cutting board in his hand, and a paper cutting knife, there was a fish on the cutting board, a white fish with a big palm, when I saw the white fish, I didn't feel very comfortable.
The fish was not dead yet, its mouth was open and closed, and it seemed to me that it was a drowning man screaming, screaming, and making a final struggle.
Poof.
As soon as Ye Song stabbed down, the white fish was disemboweled.
"Grass, what's in the belly of this fish? How can there be an eye! Ye Song exclaimed, changed his face, threw down the knife in his hand, and took two steps back.
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