Chapter 251: You're Not Human
Su Su saw that a diner was coming, so he hurriedly introduced the door with a smile, served tea and put down snacks, and went to the back mountain to find Uncle Biao and his aunt.
Ling Chaofeng and Xiaowan heard the movement in the backyard, and knew that there was a guest coming, so they went to the lobby to take a look at the guest, and Xiaowan said you please use it slowly, and then went upstairs.
Pei'er had already returned to bed, he was not asleep yet, but when he felt his mother come back, she gently stroked and kissed him, more loving than before, he couldn't hold back, and opened his eyes slightly.
"Awake? Did your mother wake you up? Xiaowan asked.
"Wake up on your own." Pei'er smiled delicately, and opened her hands to hug her mother.
The mother and son snuggled up, listening to Pei'er talk about what she had seen and heard when she went out today, and said that she wanted to play with her mother next time, and at this time, Uncle Biao had already come down from the back mountain, and after agreeing on a few dishes with the guests, he went to the kitchen to be busy.
Soon, the aroma of the food came faintly, and even Xiaowan smelled it, and said with a smile: "What does Grandpa do to make it delicious, so fragrant, is Pei'er hungry?" ”
Pei'er smiled, and Xiaowan said, "Pei'er go down and take a look, bring some and we'll eat together." ”
The little guy agreed, got dressed and ran down happily, Aunt Zhang just served two dishes, and heard the guest say happily: "There is such a delicious food in the world, your chef is really amazing." ”
This voice is so familiar, Pei'er ran to the kitchen, stopped and looked back, the old man in front of the table of the Eight Immortals made eye contact with him, and the Lord of Yama waved his hand at Pei'er with a smile.
Pei'er was stunned, and didn't dare to show her acquaintance with the guests in front of her father and grandmother, so she ran to the kitchen and took a plate of dishes and brought it to the table.
Ling Chaofeng saw that his son was entertaining, and stood behind the counter and told Pei'er to be careful not to disturb the guests' meals, but it was just two words of advice, and his son grew up in the welcoming of guests since he was a child, which is very common.
So in a few polite words from the lord of Hades, Pei'er had the opportunity to sit down beside him, Ling Chaofeng saw that the guests were happy, and Pei'er was also willing to talk, so he didn't stop him anymore.
The old and the young, avoiding the gaze of Ling Chaofeng, Aunt Zhang, and Su Su, pretended to eat and talked quietly, Pei'er asked: "Why did you come here, don't mess up the underworld?" ”
In fact, the lord of Hades has been running away from home for many days, and he has been living in the Tushi Palace of Taishang Laojun, and the underworld is chaotic, but Laojun's house has no good food, only the elixir is enough, and he is bitter to eat.
So I went out to walk around the fairy world, but I didn't expect to meet someone from the dragon clan, and I heard about Pei'er, and I was very worried about him, so I decided to come and see Pei'er, and by the way, I beat the tooth sacrifice.
"Pei'er, after you return to Heavenly Court, you can't bring me any more food, right?" This is what Lord Hades is most worried about.
"There is nothing good to eat in the sky." Pei'er nodded, "Do you want Xiantao?" Grandmother and Queen Mother of the West are good friends, and we can go in and out of Pantaoyuan with us. ”
Lord Hades frowned in disgust: "It's okay to barely eat two occasionally, you can pick a softer one for me." ”
Pei'er smiled, turned to look at her father, and couldn't help but sigh lightly when she saw him bowing his head and dialing the abacus without distraction.
Lord Hades said, "Do you have to leave Laba?" Dead or missing? ”
Pei'er asked rhetorically: "What did I write in your book of life and death?" ”
Lord Yama shook his head: "You don't have a record, when the above wants you to go back, you will leave when you are, and you are not human." ”
Pei'er was stunned, but calculated her mother's fate from this: "So my mother, after all, she just became a mortal?" ”
"Maybe." Lord Yama took a big bite of the crab roe lion's head, his white eyebrows trembled so beautifully, and his eyes narrowed into slits.
Aunt Zhang came up with the dishes and said with a smile: "Your dishes are all ready, please use them slowly." He hugged Pei'er again and said, "My grandson is naughty, didn't bother you, right?" ”
Lord Yama smiled: "We are very close to each other." ”
Aunt Zhang still had to go to the back kitchen to clean up, and told Pei'er to entertain the guests well, and left.
Su Su saw that there was nothing to do with her below, so she went upstairs to give Xiaowan a hand, and said with a smile: "Pei'er and that old man can really talk, the little guy has been sitting decently for a long time." ”
Xiao Wan went to the staircase to take a look, and sure enough, as Su Su said, the old man and the young chatted very closely, but the kind old man, how could she feel as if she had seen it somewhere, but she couldn't find any relevant clues in her memory, so she could only think that she had passed by on the road again.
Lord Yama was sighing to Pei'er: "I don't know whose name was burned, if you check them one by one, when will it be finished, hey...... My life is so miserable. ”
Pei'er said, "Then what's the use of pestering Taishang Laojun?" ”
Lord Hades said, "His samadhi has burned my book of life and death, who am I not looking for him?" ”
Pei'er was speechless, and only said: "When the Jade Emperor saw Lao Jun, he also gave three points." ”
Lord Hades raised his eyebrows: "Isn't it?" I just know that he is big, and with him covering, the gods above can't do anything about me. ”
Pei'er muttered: "With all due respect to the juniors, your status is good, how can you call Lao Jun a brother and a brother?" ”
"Children don't understand." Lord Hades looked at a plate of pine nuts and large yellow croaker in front of him with bright eyes, and sighed that sea fish could be eaten inland along the river, and the exchanges of Lingxiao Inn were really all over the world.
After eating a few bites with satisfaction, he pouted his chopsticks and said: "He is actually very easy to get along with, because his status is too high, others dare not approach, and he doesn't know how to get along with people. Anyway, no one is my friend, so we just get along. ”
Pei'er said, "My grandfather and I are friends. ”
The old man nodded happily: "It's a friend, it's a friend." ”
Behind the counter, Ling Chaofeng saw that the old man had such a good chat, smiled faintly, and took the account book to the cellar.
In this way, they spoke more freely, and Pei'er asked what would happen to the person whose name was burned, and Lord Yama said that there were two possibilities, one was that he should have died but did not die, and the other was that he did not deserve to die suddenly.
If it was the latter, there should have been a ghost whose name was not in the book of life and death in those two days to report to the underworld, but he never came, and he understood that it was a damned person who did not die, so how to find it in the great mortal world.
"If I can't find it, will that person live forever?" Pei'er asked.
"Who knows." Lord Hades looked disapproving, thought about it and said, "Don't talk about me, what about yours?" Pei'er, if you are gone, your mother can cry to death. The last time your father was gone, she forced the heavenly soldiers to kill her by mistake, if you are gone this time, ahhhhhh......h Will it fight with it again? Seriously, I really admire her, and I must see it for myself this time. ”
Pei'er lowered her head, revealing the child's hesitation and fear: "Grandpa, I don't know what to do." ”
Lord Yama said: "Even if you come back from the dead, your mother will only treat you as a sleeper, she doesn't care if you are a human or a ghost, as long as you are her son, it is enough to be with her." Motherly heart in the world. ”
Pei'er looked at the Lord of Hades in confusion, picked up the chopsticks, and clumsily took a bite of food for her grandfather: "Grandpa, you eat more, you won't be able to eat when I leave." ”
Lord Yama was teary-eyed, he finally had a child in the world.
"You wait, grandpa will figure it out for you." Lord Yama ate a large piece of braised pork, stuffed his mouth full, and said, "For the sake of my stuttering, I have to find a way." ”
Above the heavenly realm, the dragon queen saw Pei'er and Lord Yama talking and laughing in the heavenly mirror, frowned and asked the sons behind her, "When did they have a friendship?" ”
The dragon clan has no contact with the underworld, at most, during the Heavenly Demon War five hundred years ago, they have traveled back and forth to the underworld a few times, and the noble dragon clan is pretentious, and naturally befriended a noble and superior immortal like the Queen Mother of the West.
"The ghost of Xiaowan brought by the mocking wind from the underworld is the line released by Lord Yama." Prisoner Niu said, "It seems that at that time, I made friends." ”
"I heard that he burned the book of life and death, and his lawsuit has not been resolved, so don't ask him to trouble us." The Dragon Queen sighed, "Millions, thousands, can't change their fate. ”
The lord of Hades was full of food and drink, packed the uneaten dishes and took them away, saying that he was going to Tushi Palace to give Taishang Laojun a taste, Pei'er felt that it was rude to send the leftovers to the gods, so he took two boxes of snacks to bring him, but the people in the fairy world thought that the mortal things were not clean, and Lao Jun would eat them, who knows.
He sent his grandfather all the way to the door, and then Aunt Zhang came from behind and said with a smile: "The guest officer is gone?" ”
She turned to look at the counter, Ling Chaofeng was not there, she couldn't help frowning, and asked Pei'er, "Have you settled the bill?" ”
Pei'er was stunned, Aunt Zhang sighed, chased out, looked at the two sides and saw that there was no one on both sides, and stomped her feet angrily: "The old guy is really fast, is this here to eat the overlord meal?" Don't let him fall into my hands, don't walk this road in this life if you have the ability. ”
Xiaowan listened to the movement, and said with a smile: "Auntie, just treat others to Pei'er for such a while, and invite others to have a meal." ”