Chapter 97: You're the One Who Bullies!
It's okay not to say it, but when he said this, Zhao Hu suddenly became angry: "You still dare to say that my arm was almost not torn off by you, are you helping me or do you want to take the opportunity to harm me?" When I fell there, the captain definitely won't beat me again, what are you making a fuss about? ”
didn't expect that his kindness was still complained, Li Weisheng suddenly became sad: "In this world, there is no justice?" God......"
"God, come to a thunder and take this demon away, right?" Tian Tian unceremoniously interrupted Li Weisheng's lament: "If you talk nonsense, I'll kick you down the mountain after a while!" ”
After hearing this, Zhao Hu turned around and grinned at Tian Tian: "Sister-in-law, don't!" What a waste! You see that this place is so remote, a boy with fine skin and tender flesh like Brother Li, it is better for us to rob a fortune first, and then rob a sex, or rob a sex, then rob a sex, and then rob a sex, and then rob a sex, and then knock out and throw it into the sinkhole, properly, the corpse does not have to be disposed of. ”
Tian Tian thought about it seriously and nodded: "This seems to really be possible!" After speaking, she turned her head to look at Long Zeting: "Husband, why don't you and Xiaohu rob the color first, and then we will throw the corpse?" ”
Long Zeting knocked Tian Tian's head unceremoniously: "Just let the little tiger rob it, it's nothing to do with me!" ”
"Oh, if you are asked to rob sex, no matter whether the other party is a man or a woman, I will be jealous!" Tian Tian's serious words made Li Weisheng almost vomit blood: "Tiantian! Don't take such a bully! ”
"You're the one who bullies!" Tian Tian looked proud, who told this kid to dare to come over and disturb her honeymoon and not bully him, it was unreasonable!
Seeing that none of the three people were on his side, Li Weisheng was suddenly depressed: "I won't talk to your group anymore!" ”
"As I say, you shouldn't have come! Give you five numbers, and you can give me an explanation. Zhao Hu smiled and tightened the backpack on his body, chopped off the head of a poisonous snake with the mountain knife in his hand, and then took out the snake gall and threw it into a small stainless steel wine jug beside him: "One, three, four, five!" ”
Li Weisheng tilted his head and thought for a while: "No, what about the five numbers you said, two?" ”
"Aren't you two enough?" Zhao Hu choked Li Weisheng half to death with one sentence, if he couldn't beat him, he would definitely grab Zhao Hu and beat him violently.
After walking for almost two hours, Zhao Hu stopped: "Let's take a rest here, there is a stream over there, I'll go get some water." ”
"I ......" Li Weisheng originally wanted to say that he would go with him, but Zhao Hu shook his head: "This is the duty of the tour guide, you rest, the next road will be more difficult than before, we must reach the top of this mountain at noon." Now you have to conserve your stamina. After speaking, Zhao Hu glanced at Long Zeting. Long Zeting smiled: "Go ahead!" "The reason why Zhao Hu didn't bring more people over this time is because he believes that Long Zeting can protect Tian Tian, even if he adds another Li Weisheng now.
Tian Tian waved his hand on the side: "Don't worry, Aze and I will take care of your friends!" ”
"Sweet!" Li Weisheng's protest was of course ignored, which really made him depressed, and he even wondered what he was running here for.
Seeing that Li Weisheng was depressed, Tian Tian smiled and kicked him: "What? Angry? I'm not usually so stingy! "From childhood to adulthood, the two of them have been used to making trouble, Li Weisheng has never had the upper hand, but he has never been so depressed as he is now.
Li Weisheng lowered his head depressedly: "Tiantian, your personality has become bad after you get married!" You wouldn't have done this to me before! I've hurt you for eighteen years, how can you be willing to ......"
Tian Tian kicked Li Weisheng unceremoniously again: "Come on, you have a melancholy face, are you planning to maliciously sell cuteness?" I said it a long time ago, poor young master Li is not suitable for you, hurry up and be arrogant for me, otherwise I will really ask my husband to throw you into the mountains. ”
Suddenly raising his head, Li Weisheng grimaced at Tian Tian: "Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you!" I said, I'm afraid you know me best in this life! ”
"Thanks, it's better not to! My husband is not jealous, and I'm afraid your wife won't be able to stand it! Tian Tian smiled and threw a piece of beef strip to Li Weisheng: "Seriously, I only plan to get married once in my life, and if something happens to my marriage one day, I won't marry again, so ...... Hurry up and find your significant other! ”
Tian Tian's words naturally aroused Long Zeting's dissatisfaction: "Xiao Nizi, what are you talking about?" What does it mean that something is wrong in a marriage? Do you have no faith in me? ”
Tian Tian smiled and hugged Long Zeting's arm: "Of course I have confidence in you, husband, but I don't know about the group of beauties around you!" ”
Knowing that Tian Tian was joking with herself, Long Zeting couldn't help but reach out and pat her ****: "Light will say me, what do so many suitors behind you say?" Let me count, Ye Fei, Dongfang Ye, well, your little gold, by the way, there is also a Young Master Li here. Well? "Well, how can Long Zeting's throat turn around so many times and warn thousands of times?
Tian Tian shrunk his neck in fright: "It's not me who dragged them back, they all have to stick to me, can you blame me?" ”
"Therefore, when you ask people in the world what they are, they always drop one thing to another! Like me Li Weisheng, I have never been afraid of anyone in my life, but since I saw the newborn Tiantian you at the age of four, I knew that I must have been tied to you in my life! Sure enough, this bolt is eighteen years. "If someone else says this paragraph now, it must be a bitter face, after all, it is a woman who has been guarding for 18 years and married someone else, but Li Weisheng is proud, as if what he is doing is so natural.
Seeing Li Weisheng like this, even Tian Tian didn't know what to say, but fortunately, Zhao Hu, who was fetching water, came back at this time: "Why is it so quiet?" In his mind, where Li Weisheng is there, it seems that he will never be quiet. He was still thinking about how to put out the fire when he came back, but he didn't expect that the calm and calm here made people a little scared: "It's okay, right?" ”
"With the master here, what will happen?" Li Weisheng stood up with a grin and carried the big mountaineering bag on his back: "Are you leaving?" ”
Zhao Hu glanced at Li Weisheng strangely, and said to Tian Tian: "Is my sister-in-law resting?" ”
Tian Tian also stood up: "Well, it's okay!" Let's go! ”
Although the road is a little tired, but the four of them usually exercise, but they don't feel too bitter, especially at noon to the top of the mountain, the breeze blows, blowing away the heat of the summer, and the surrounding is dazzlingly green, which makes people's mood inexplicably better. Putting down the bag, Tian Tian sat on the floor mat laid by Zhao Hu: "Ah, it's so comfortable!" Sure enough, being so tired is valuable! ”
"Hehe, I don't dare to fool the captain and sister-in-law, otherwise I will be unlucky when I go back!" Zhao Hu skillfully started to light a fire on the side, Long Zeting glanced at Tian Tian and found that she could take care of herself, so he went over to help Zhao Hu: "You take a rest first!" "Zhao Hu opened the way all this way, and after walking for half a day, he must have been very tired.
Zhao Hu smiled: "Captain, don't underestimate me, if it weren't for that little problem, I would have to change jobs, and now I might be more slippery than everyone else in the sword!" ”
"I know you're sick, just stay there!" While Long Zeting spoke, the movements in his hands did not slow down, and after a while, the lunch for four people was ready. Seeing Long Zeting's skills, Li Weisheng was a little discouraged: "Lost...... Could it be that I want to go home to learn cooking? ”
After Tian Tian took the food handed over by Long Zeting, he unceremoniously hit Li Weisheng: "Just let go of those poor ingredients and tableware!" They're miserable enough, so let's make their lives and deaths meaningful! Besides, is there a shortage of cooks in your house? Do you want to cook? Want to smash other people's jobs? ”
Tilting his head and thinking about it, Li Weisheng nodded and said, "That's right!" Have pity on the cooks! After speaking, Li Weisheng turned his head to look at Tian Tian: "You don't have a cook at home?" Do you want me to send two over? ”
picked up a pine cone and smashed it at Li Weisheng, Tian Tian scolded with a smile: "Get out!" I am short of a cook, I will remember to ask my husband if he wants, what is the matter with you? ”
"Why is it none of my business? As I said, even if you get married, just let me know that you are not happy, even if it is against the whole world, I will snatch you back! It's like this time I know ......" After Li Weisheng said this, he suddenly realized that he had slipped his mouth, and he immediately coughed: "Like this time, I know that Tiantian is going to enter the mountain, and I am afraid that you will be injured, so ...... Uh, Tiantian, why are you looking at me like that? I'll be scared! ”
Tian Tian put the dinner plate aside and stood up, pinching his knuckles while looking at Li Weisheng: "Do you have anything to tell me?" ”
Li Weisheng was a little afraid and wanted to retreat, but this retreat he found that Long Zeting was already standing behind him: "Uh...... What are you going to do? I warn you, this is a society governed by the rule of law, and I have the right to remain silent, I ...... Yes! Tiantian, you're really kicking! ”
Seeing Li Weisheng holding his calves and jumping non-stop, Tian Tian's eyes did not have a trace of sympathy, and even his expression turned cold: "Li Weisheng, if you have anything, it's better to tell me now, otherwise, you are ready to go back alone!" ”
Li Weisheng didn't expect Tian Tian to really turn his face, and when he saw her like this, he couldn't help but feel a little stupid: "Tiantian!" ”
Tian Tian ignored Li Weisheng this time, and turned around and walked directly to the other side of the camp. Seeing Tian Tian's appearance, Li Weisheng suddenly became anxious, he wanted to step forward and grab Tian Tian, but Long Zeting blocked his retreat: "Stay here!" After speaking, he looked at Zhao Hu: "Watch him closely!" Before he finished speaking, Long Zeting had already turned around to chase Tian Tian.
Looking at Zhao Hu, who was still giggling at him at the beginning, also had a calm face, Li Weisheng felt a little aggrieved and a little angry: "I didn't do anything to hurt Tiantian, why are you staring at me like that!" ”
"What happened to my sister-in-law just now, you don't know it, right?" What happened to Tian Tian, Long Zeting probably told Zhao Hu about it, so Zhao Hu can understand Tian Tian's mood of being wary of others now, especially, if this person is still her good friend, she will definitely not be able to accept it: "If you really feel sorry for your sister-in-law, you shouldn't hide it from her!" ”
Li Weisheng opened his mouth, and then realized why Tian Tian was angry: "I didn't want to hurt Tian Tian, I would rather be injured and die by myself, and I would not let Tian Tian suffer any harm!" She is the woman I have gambled my life to protect in this life! How could I possibly hurt her! ”