Chapter 459: A Painful Lunch

Monina and Ilson's arrival was warmly welcomed by their sisters, and they had long heard the little thing boast all day long about how famous and famous their battle team was, and today they finally saw two gasps, which made several girls who had been full of all kinds of joyful ideas about the clank clan team very enthusiastic, but after the topic extended from "how the Protoss battle squad is formed" at the beginning to "a few precautions for raising clank", I think everyone seems to have digressed.

Well, in a sense, maybe the second topic is the right one......

"Captain, she really has a character...... Uh, what's the matter," it can be seen that Monina still has a certain respect for her captain, but it's a pity that the consistent performance of a certain pet makes even subordinates who are bent on maintaining their image helpless, "In fact, most of the Protoss of the Life God Department are like that, which is why they are usually very popular in the God Realm, but they are ...... like our captain"

"Well, at least the captain has finally found a suitable owner."

This time, Ilson's inappropriate remarks did not cause Monina to beat up, and obviously, in the current atmosphere, even Monina could not refute her stupid brother's conclusion.

We are still in the activity room of the Department of Chemistry that Artemis helped arrange, since the last mutation, this activity room has moved to the top floor, becoming the only room with people alone, Huwen also proposed yesterday that we change to the vicinity of the headquarters of the Awakened, there is an empty classroom there, but for the convenience of ordinary movement, we still declined his kindness, Artemis also knows that we have a special identity, and the leader of this awakened team helps to cover up, This activity room of the Ministry of Chemistry has become a gathering place for the unscrupulous soy sauce group of the Empire.

So it's no surprise that we're having dinner here......

But to be honest, I really didn't expect Monina's craftsmanship to be so good, and when she volunteered to be in charge of everyone's lunch today, everyone was surprised.

But when the sumptuous meal was placed in front of everyone, and even my sister said that it was extremely delicious after tasting it, my surprise turned into shock.

Should I complain about a dark god who specializes in chilling tasks such as stealth operations and secret executions among the gods, and whose second profession is a genius cook?

As I tasted an unknown dish from a dark goddess, I felt ...... when I saw Monina, who was still busy in front of the one-piece portable kitchen sponsored by my sister not far away, wearing an apron and holding a shovel Well, all sorts of subtle feelings.

"Don't underestimate my sister's craftsmanship," Ilson, who seems to be a god of war, bites half a green vegetable in his mouth, without the demeanor of a god, "She is specially responsible for cooking by our combat team."

Ilson said, then suddenly lowered his voice, leaned over and muttered: "If it weren't for the good food to eat every day, who would be the brother of such a violent woman......"

"Ahh Monina's exclamation suddenly rang out at the dining table, and then we watched as the Dark Goddess smiled and poured boiling water into Ilson's neck, who had been half covered in a pile of black runes at some point, unable to move except to grin under her sister's inhumane attack.

Elson, you have a good sister.

Of course, it is impossible for a mere boiling water to hurt Ilson, who has a protoss physique, and Monina's binding rune may not have much effect on Ilson, who seems to be one level higher than her, so it seems that Monina, you also have a good brother.

I have to say that the Star Domain Protoss is really completely different from the gods in the public's impression, aside from the completely out-of-specification power, the usual affinity of these top beings who control countless worlds is simply unbelievable, originally I thought that Ding Dong was a special case in the Protoss, but now, Monina and Ilson only took less than half a day to fight with a group of Imperial Soy Sauce people, and according to them, there are few other Star Domain gods who don't make friends with mortals- With the exception of a handful of severely autistic performance artists, who believe that mortals are no different from themselves except for a little weaker strength and a shorter lifespan (not excluding a few mortal races with infinite lifespans), Monina, the dark goddess who is good at using human examples, gave me a vivid example: if a weightlifter who snatches 200 kilograms had to find someone as strong as himself to marry, he would have no children......

Just this one example, let's thunder diplomacy.

"By the way, how many people are there in your entire team?" When the last dish was also on the table, and Monina was officially seated, I asked curiously.

There's no way, you can't discuss the more formal issues with Ilson, although Monina is a little cruel to her brother, but it's relatively normal.

"We're a team of five," Monina replied politely, "In addition to the captain, I am responsible for everyone's daily food, and the stupid brother is generally responsible for making the captain angry or making the captain angry, and there is also a strange girl of the Dragon God Clan, who is responsible for cleaning, and a Star God Clan, En, that is, the uncle of the Light God Clan, who is responsible for collecting all kinds of fun things for the captain, is gone." ”

I listened blankly to Monina's introduction to the legendary clank-bell, the most powerful team in combat, and then lowered my head and folded my hands to count.

There are five people in the team, the captain is responsible for serving as the mascot, a dark goddess is a chef, a light god of war is responsible for being funny and enlivening the atmosphere, a dragon god girl is sweeping the floor, and the remaining light god uncle is responsible for running errands for the captain who didn't slip away, and then, it's over.

Looking up, I burst into tears: "That...... What about the people in your team who are in charge of getting down to business? ”

Monina and Ilson looked at each other in amazement, and then asked rhetorically, "Do you need other members?" ”

Pit dad, are you pit dad? What a curious team this is, didn't you expect it at all? What about the meat shield? What about DPS? What about treatment? What about the Scout Commander, Scholar, Hunter, Ranged Attack, Trap Master, Ultraman Optimus Prime, the Leader, the Big Brother, and the Captain?

Nothing, are you out to fight, or go on an outing, bastard, the fate of countless worlds is about to be cut off in the hands of you gods who have no score

Even my sister, who had always been indifferent, couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on her forehead, and said carefully as she said, "Well, your team is ...... Peculiar, really peculiar......"

"It's no wonder that a guy at the end of a crane is leading the way."

Lin Xue raised her forehead with her hand, shook her head and sighed.

But in the face of our reaction, Monina suddenly smiled mysteriously: "It seems that you have all been deceived by the appearance of our captain." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then immediately understood: "Ding-dong her...... Could it be the illegitimate daughter of the Most High God? ”

"Poof" Ilson sprayed on the spot.

Monina also had an expression of being defeated by you, and said in a tangled manner: "Of course not, but I'm sure that the captain has some secrets that he hasn't told you, first of all, her god rank, the primary goddess, but do you know the way?" As a combat unit composed of elite gods, squad members like us are very demanding, junior gods can only be used as a soldier class in the squad, and like us, they are at most a first-class soldier, but the captain She is a lowest-level trainee goddess, and even half of the goddess courses are in a red light state."

"She is indeed the illegitimate daughter of the Most High God"

Shallowly and categorically came to a conclusion.

Monina, who finally managed to create an atmosphere, almost fell headlong into the soup bowl in front of her: "That's because she's quite special."

"Captain, she has no so-called biological parents, she is an extremely rare individual born directly from the palace vines of the Supreme Goddess of Life, she has her own priesthood mark as soon as she is born, she has grown up as a playmate of the Supreme Goddess of Life since she was a child, she has burned down the small garden of the Supreme Goddess of Life three times in a row, twice broke the dresser of the Supreme Goddess of Darkness, and made seven kinds of spices in a row when helping Father God prepare snacks, When I was chatting with the Supreme Dragon God, I fell asleep and fell out of the Dragon God Temple and fell into the teacup of the Grand Archon Osiris, destroying the cup that was regarded as a treasure by the Grand Archon on the spot, and was given by the Father God himself, and during the entrance exam, he also destroyed the last twenty-three beards of the invigilator due to the loss of control of his divine power......"

"I see," I sighed with tears streaming down my eyes, "Tinker Bell's upbringing is a shocking history of crime, isn't it?" ”

"Uh...... Halfway through, I accidentally mixed in a lot of strange things. ”

In fact, it's all strange except for the first sentence, right?

"In short, the captain is an extremely rare origin god among the gods," Monina said embarrassedly, "she may even become the first special case in history to join the Council of Osiris as a junior goddess, and her popularity among several supreme gods in the divine realm is even more incredible, and the father even treats her as his own daughter, if it weren't for the fact that in addition to her talent, her various achievements are really miserable, and now the captain is probably already serving in the Brilliant Divine Court." ”

At this moment, we were all shocked.

It turns out that Jingle Bell, who has always been a pistachio mascot in our minds, is still such a ...... with a background and a story Mascot?

In any case, the attributes of that mascot are hard to get rid of

However, although there was a little surprise on our faces, when Monina finished speaking, we quickly calmed down, which made the other party a little strange: "Your reaction seems to be too bland, right?" ”

"What else can you do?" Lin Xue stretched out her hands, "I have long felt that this guy is not ordinary, but because the level difference is too great, I haven't been able to see through her secrets, so I don't think there's anything surprising for you to say it now." ”

"And more importantly," said my sister, with a faint smile on her face, "what Clank Bell is is of no meaning to us, it's far less interesting than what flavors of candy she likes lately." ”

"You ......" Monina and Ilson looked at the Imperial Soy Sauce Party with a very different way of thinking, and then smiled with relief, "Okay, I finally understand that Captain Lu will put down a lot of his mess and want to 'play with' with you." ”

"Play together"?

I was speechless, and even if Monina didn't say it, I was 100% sure that it was the exact words of Jingle Bell......

At this moment, the sound of footsteps from outside the door suddenly interrupted our conversation, and the person who came was not Artemis, who had a temporary mental connection with me, and after giving Monina a look and asking her to "process" the dinner scene a little, I stepped forward and opened the door to the activity room.

A short-haired girl with a baby face stood at the door a little timidly, and it turned out to be Suzune.

"It's ...... "Even though it wasn't the first time I'd spoken face-to-face, the girl's nervousness hadn't improved in the slightest, and even her slight stuttering hadn't diminished at all," the captain said...... Let me call you...... Lunch...... It's time for lunch."

Noon...... Rice?

It occurred to me that then, and I turned my head to look at the sumptuous table behind me, with a sense of selfish guilt that I had secretly wanted to use the delicious...... Kouhu, you shouldn't think about this question at this time, right?

Because of Monina's ability to distort facts, Suzune couldn't comprehend the scene in front of her that had obviously just finished the dinner, so she subconsciously ignored the sumptuous dining table and the luxurious portable kitchen behind it that were completely inexplicable, but she could ignore the anomaly in front of her, and we couldn't ignore the food in our stomachs

"I don't think it's going to be a good time to go back."

My sister-sama frowned and sent a group broadcast with a mental connection in distress.

"Landlord +1." Blinking shallowly, he seconded.

"Second floor +1," Lin Xue and Lilina agreed at the same time, and then the two looked at each other angrily, "You dare to insert the building?" ”

Me: "...... Forget it, go to the cafeteria. ”

In order to ensure that we don't show unsociable performance,In the end, we decided to accept Suzu's invitation,Go to the lunch of the awakened,Speaking of which,This is the first time I've gone to the cafeteria with the army as a "newcomer to the awakened",The first day I came was a welcome party because of our arrival.,Dinner was solved in a noisy manner.,And the next morning Lilina and I were busy investigating the situation on the edge of the world of the dead.,I didn't catch up with the meal.,On the way, I ate some snacks prepared by my sister to satisfy my hunger., So when I followed Suzune to the big cafeteria on the south side of the school, Lilina and I were taken aback.

"Right here?"

"yes," Suzune wondered how I reacted, "isn't this the cafeteria?" ”

"It's not...... I mean, with these ...... 'ghosts'? ”

"What's the matter," because after waiting for a long time, Huwen who was sitting at the table looked a little unhappy, "Just treat them as if they don't exist, eating here is ready-made, although you can't die if you don't eat, but it's not a good thing to be hungry." ”

"Well, yes." Muttering, I pulled Asashi to sit down next to Artemis, and around there, the other two tables were also surrounded by members of the Awakened, and if you looked closely, it was clear that we had forcibly occupied this good position: not far away, a large group of ghost students with lunch were gathered around, and they stood blankly, looking at this side with numbness.

Well, just ignore them.

To be honest, even though it was the second day of coming to this world, I still felt very awkward about everything strange around me, obviously there were humans all around me who looked alive, and even the cafeteria was as noisy as an ordinary school, but in fact those were all phantoms that had nothing to do with you, and the more the separation between the two worlds became more and more obvious in the hustle and bustle.

"Don't be fooled by the ghosts here," Huwen warmly reminded, "There have been partners who have made mistakes in this regard before—or maybe on purpose, in the cafeteria, he sneaked away from everyone to greet his classmates who looked the same as before, and then he was out of control...... Now, over there. ”

Following his guidance, I saw two "students" in school uniforms sitting not far from us, and one of them, a girl with a single ponytail, should be Huwen's former companion.

"Who's that guy next to her?" Shallow asked curiously.

"Her boyfriend," an unknown awakened boy shrugged, "he wasn't as lucky as us, and turned into a ghost, maybe Lynn chose to hypnotize herself because of him." ”

Lynn, it should be the name of the girl who voluntarily gave up her sanity and hypnotized herself into the past.

There should be more than one such example......

The exclamation in my heart was abruptly interrupted by Artemis' voice: "Huh? Why don't you eat it? Not hungry? ”

Not hungry, really not hungry.

But I can't say it

Sure enough, it's not right to eat alone, I was wrong, I was really wrong.

Since I was a child, my school career has been full of deep resentment towards the school cafeteria, but who can know that this resentment can continue to this point, this is all the end of the day? After the apocalypse, the ghosts of the cafeteria have not dispersed

"Ah Jun, I will never eat in the cafeteria from now on." After eating the most difficult meal of his life in the care and warm hospitality of the awakened people, he returned to the activity room and said weakly, "If only Shandora were here." ”

If that girl is here, I'm afraid there won't even be a cafeteria left, right?

My sister and I were also not lightly supported, even Lilina held her round belly and spread it on the sofa to say that she had ascended to immortality, and the only two survivors on the scene were probably Monina and Ilson, Artemis They turned a blind eye to these two lords like those ghosts to us, saying that Monina, you have such a good ability to help us die

Forehead...... Wait, what is Lin Xue looking like she didn't have happened? Is her meal being closer to that of Sandora? Although it is unlikely to catch up with the level of the latter's empty treasury, even if it is one percent closer, it can explain Lin Xue......

"It's just a different space," Lin Xue spread her hands indifferently, "It's a shame that you say that Shandora's stomach is connected to a different space, why can't you think of such a simple reason when it comes to your head?" ”

I, my sister, Lilina, and shallow: "......"

This girl really should be educated