Chapter Twenty-Seven: Go Out and Get Your Punishment

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Go Out and Get Your Punishment

Seeing everyone's morale mobilized, Liu Hong shook his head and looked at Wu Ling'er: "How did you come up with it?" ”

"I didn't think that this kind of thing would happen naturally. It's not about me! Wu Ling'er said as she deduced on the map.

Seeing her like this, Liu Hong smiled: "Don't you repair those two stinky boys today?" ”

"If you don't go, let them stay, and if you come back before noon, drag out fifty military sticks directly!" After reading the map, Wu Ling'er said, "I think something happened to the royal court!" I'm going to have to find a way to infiltrate the royal court! ”

"No! It's too dangerous! Now the road between Beidi and Datang is completely blocked. Liu Hong dismissed Wu Ling'er's suggestion.

Wu Ling'er naturally knew this: "It's a pity, if only my monsters came along, they must have a way to help me." No, I have a Phantom Tree! Wu Ling'er grinned, took out a small piece of wood with a clear fragrance from his arms, and immediately, Liu Hong found that Wu Ling'er was gone: "Huh? Can be stealth? ”

Wu Ling'er put away the Phantom God Wood: "It's not invisibility, but an illusion has been created, so that none of you can see my existence, but if someone bumps into me, they will definitely be able to find me." But with this, I should be able to go to the royal court. ”

"What about their training? You ......"

Wu Ling'er smiled: "Naturally, I have trained and taken it away together, with them, I will be safer, right?" Rest assured, father-in-law, I am not a reckless person! Even if you have to go to the royal court, there are still many things to prepare. It's not right away. ”

After hearing Wu Ling'er say this, Liu Hong was relieved: "This is the best!" Seeing outside, it was already noon, and there was still no shadow of Liu Zaiyi and the monkey in the barracks, it seemed that they had really stayed in the mountains and lurked: "How long do you plan to let them stay?" ”

"Neither of them has a problem with archery, and after the senior brother makes the bow, let them practice for two days, and now what they lack is how to sneak behind enemy lines without anyone noticing, and then snipe the enemy general from a distance, and successfully escape back. Afternoon...... It's going to be a lot of excitement on this mountain! ”

Sure enough, just as Wu Ling'er said, in the afternoon, Brother Ying gave an order to the forty soldiers under him: "Go to the mountain and find out Liu Zaiyi and the monkeys, I didn't find them before dark, all the people, five hundred push-ups, five hundred squats, five hundred pull-ups, five hundred sit-ups, and forty miles of cross-country!" ”

After hearing Brother Ying's punishment, the forty people rushed into the mountain like forty hungry wolves that had been released.

Looking at these people in front of him, Liu Hong couldn't cry or laugh: "Nonsense! ”

"Nonsense? Father-in-law, you will send another 200 men up the mountain to look for it, and you will turn over every inch of turf to find it! Wu Ling'er looked at the mountain in front of her and smiled: "You two, don't let me down!" ”

In desperation, Liu Hong had to give an order to send another 200 people into the mountains to find people. But until dawn the next day, everyone did not find Liu Zaiyi and the monkey. Liu Hong couldn't help but be anxious when he got up in the morning and heard the report from his subordinates, and ran to find Wu Ling'er without washing his face: "Ruthless, Zaiyi and they haven't come back yet." ”

Glancing at Liu Hong, Wu Ling'er smiled: "Father-in-law, they are back and have completed their task." After speaking, she picked up a bronze mirror and put it in front of Liu Hong: "Look at your neck!" ”

Although the bronze mirror was not very clear, Liu Hong could still see that a black line was drawn on his neck. He couldn't be clearer about this line that had recently caused him unrest in the barracks: "Rabbit cub, if you dare to cut his father's throat, I must peel his skin." ”

"Don't be in a hurry to peel the skin first, let's see how many of your officers have had their throats cut!" Wu Ling'er smiled and went out with Liu Hong, only to find that the fifteen generals, deputy generals, and partial generals in the army were all drawn with a black line on their necks. Liu Hong's face suddenly stinked: "Shame! What a shame! ”

Wu Ling'er smiled: "It's okay, let's just pay more attention next time!" With that, she went back to her tent, where she had been staying in her room for the past few days, making a few strange clothes.

At noon, Wu Ling'er, who was taking a nap, couldn't help but be happy when she heard two muffled sounds: "You two guys, you can't be addicted to playing, right?" Even I dare to break in here? Impatient to live? ”

Liu Zaiyi, who was hanging in mid-air, and the monkey looked depressed: "Why are there traps in your tent?" ”

"Naturally, it's to prevent those guys who are too excited to play the game and break in!" After speaking, Wu Ling'er rolled sideways and threw the blanket in her hand.

With two muffled flutters, Wu Ling'er looked at the slingshot in the hands of Liu Zaiyi and the monkey: "Not bad, I still know that there is this hand!" I'm getting more and more satisfied with you two now! ”

"Hehe, Master, since you are so satisfied, then put us down, we've been hanging upside down, it's very tiring!" The monkey's hippie smiling face was really bad, so Wu Ling'er slapped him on the head: "Shut up, now I'm going to sleep!" If you don't have the ability to come down on your own, then wait until I wake up! With that, she picked up the blanket on the ground, shook it casually, and then turned her head and began to sleep. Only two people were left hanging upside down in mid-air.

After a while, Liu Hong came to find Wu Ling'er for something, and as soon as he entered the door, he was frightened by these two upside-down people: "Why are you here?" ”

Liu Zaiyi had a bitter face: "Dad, help, my head is big!" I'm so dizzy! ”

Looking at them like this, they must have wanted to sneak attack Wu Ling'er, but they were caught. Liu Hong laughed: "Mmmmmmmm It's okay if you want me to save you, but if the fifteen generals and captains outside see you, they will probably catch you and beat you up. Or do you continue to hang here? ”

"Huh? Daddy, don't you bring this? I'm your own son! ”

"Whew! You also cut your own father's throat, how do you say that? ”

Hearing Liu Hong say this, Liu Zaiyi suddenly had a bitter face and was speechless, now they only have two choices, either continue to be dropped, or be beaten violently after putting it down.

The monkey bumped into Liu Zaiyi: "Put it down first!" They beat us, and we didn't promise not to fight back! "Anyway, now that the two of them are under the jurisdiction of Wu Ling'er, even Liu Hong's neck has been wiped off, are you still afraid of beating other generals?

was reminded by the monkey like this, Liu Zaiyi immediately reacted: "I know, Dad, you can put us down!" ”

When Liu Hong heard the monkey's words, he naturally knew what the two of them were going to do, but he didn't think that more than a dozen people couldn't deal with the two of them. So he said, "Two little rabbits are waiting for me, and I'll call them over first." ”

"Father, if I were you, I wouldn't have agreed to let them down, don't forget, I taught them." Wu Ling'er, who had been lying down, had already sat up, she looked at the two people hanging in the air and said, "Look, I'm far away from them now!" ”

"Hehe, if more than a dozen people can't beat them, then they can only admit it." Liu Hong left Wu Ling'er's tent with a smile.

Seeing Liu Hong leave, the monkey gave Wu Ling'er a thumbs up: "It's still the master who is powerful, please don't be as good as the general!" ”

Wu Ling'er also smiled: "Stay for a while, if something is poured in this tent, I heard a person's scream outside the tent, do you know what the consequences are!" With that, she lifted the blanket and got out of bed and left the tent.

As soon as she walked out of the tent, Wu Ling'er saw the fifteen officers walking over with Liu Hong. Wu Ling'er smiled: "The two apprentices who are not successful are inside, please be merciful to your subordinates after a while." With that, she left.

A moment later, from the tent came the sound of a cup breaking and the monkey's scream: "Why don't you hold on?" ”

"I didn't know he was going to fall here, what should I do?"

"What can I do? Go out and get your punishment! The monkey and Liu Zaiyi walked out of the tent dejectedly, and not far away, they saw Wu Ling'er looking at them with a smile: "Master......"