Chapter 1: Midnight Beauty

Two days ago, I went to a buddy's wedding banquet, and the wedding banquet was naturally festive and lively, but no one thought that this would be the last time I saw my buddy, and it could even be said to be a creepy nightmare.

The wedding was very enthusiastic, one at noon and one at night, and I belonged to the night owl type, and I participated in the evening show.

After the dinner, hey, the highlight is here, the cave room, I'm usually lazy, if it's usual, I'll definitely eat and drink hard, and find some psychological balance to flash people, but that day the ghost made a difference, I actually stayed.

It's not because I'm staying for an idle egg, my relationship with this guy is a wine-colored friend, and like everyone else, I stay for only one purpose, the bride.

The bride is too beautiful, no, too bewitching to be precise, under the white wedding dress, the hot, bewitching figure, and a touch of tender white squeezed out of the chest are enough to ignite the emotions of any man's lower body.

It is no exaggeration to say that I have never seen such a bewitching woman in my life, when she screamed on the stage and called my buddy "husband" and kissed, I thought of the groom's animal being able to share the bed with such a beautiful woman, and I suddenly felt a kind of itchy jealousy, I believe that all the men present as long as that thing is not wasted, it is my idea.

At about eleven o'clock in the evening, we rushed into the wedding room drunk, one by one ready to make a big fuss, from the wolf-like eyes of those animals, I knew that these grandsons must be like me ready to eat the bride's tofu, while the bride is an adult, to get over it.

You may think that I am unrighteous, but there is a kind of woman who is naturally fatally attracted to men, and it is beautiful to look at it more, not to mention the opportunity to start.

Yes, there were more than 30 people in the cave room that night, and it seems that lust is a common problem of men.

However, no one could have imagined that when a bunch of people rushed into the marriage room with a scream, the groom was naked, fell on the floor and spasmed, spitting blood, and the bride was already nowhere to be found.

Obviously, the boy was in a hurry, and as soon as he entered the cave room, he opened fire, but when such a thing happened, everyone was stunned, and no one thought that there would be a bloody case in the new house.

I was not very bold, and I was afraid of blood, so I hid far away in the crowd, the corners of the groom's mouth were blistering with blood, his hands were half-raised and wanted to speak, his eyes were wide open, and under the reflection of the light, there was a strange feeling, which I still could not fully distinguish, there was joy, remorse, fear, and surprise.

I read a little bit, the peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic.

Before the ambulance arrived, the groom hung up, and before he died, he said a word, because it was too far away, and I didn't really hear it.

Later, when the sub-bureau recorded the transcript, I learned that the groom died of kidney deficiency and blood penetration, which is strange, if I remember correctly, from the groom entering the marriage room to the time we rushed into the cave room, it was only three minutes before and after, and the kidney loss and vomiting blood in three minutes, similar to Ximen Qing in Hong Kong films, it is too unbelievable, you must know that my buddy is known as seven times a night, that is a tough guy who has experienced a hundred battles.

I asked another buddy who was there what the groom said before he died.

The man told me four words, don't ask for marriage.

It turned out that the groom and groom met through an online matchmaking platform!

Maybe you will say, what's wrong with marriage, isn't it very popular to get married these days? As long as you love me, you can fall in love, or even get married.

But have you ever thought that if you marry you, you must be human?

I always felt that my buddy died a little unjustly, his wedding room was on the sixth floor, we entered through the gate, but the bride disappeared and disappeared out of thin air, isn't it weird?

Of course, the police are responsible for solving the case, and it is not my turn to take care of it.

If you want to say that people die like lights go out, I quickly walked out of the tragedy of my buddy, and the sentence he left before his death was not to ask for marriage, and I was also forgotten about it, but the enchanting bride who disappeared would pop out of my mind from time to time, tickling my heart.

In my opinion, the buddy died with a naked kidney, which at least proves that he should kiss Fangze, a demon like him, although he dies without hatred.

But what I didn't expect was that forgetfulness is not just a disease, it can sometimes kill people.

Because, I'm asking for a blind date!

Before that, I didn't believe it would happen so quickly.

Getting married may be a great joy in life for others, but for people like me, it's hell.

My name is Shen Hao, "unemployed and good people", I like clubbing and pickling girls, but I like everything related to guns.

In the entire No. 3 alley, everyone knows that I am a well-known prodigal son in love, a professional household that scourges young girls, and the girlfriends I have made are enough to form a strengthening company.

Seeing that I'm about to be twenty-seven, I'm dashing and doesn't care. My mother is a little anxious, and she nagged me all day long to find me a family affair, but my reputation is too stinky, who dares to marry my daughter to a scumbag like me.

If you can't do it on the left, you can't do it on the right, so my mother asked me to participate in a blind date show.

What I hate the most is the marriage show activities, such as the "Poor Ghost Don't Disturb" of XX Satellite TV, a group of show girls scratching their heads on stage, and occasionally counterattacking with dicks, but the end, everyone knows, after all, meat is sold to rich people......

I couldn't live or die, and seeing that the marriage was hopeless, my mother became more and more anxious, and my ears were about to become calloused. She was anxious to hold her grandson, and she also hoped that a woman would take care of me. So, either find me a matchmaker, or ask me to marry me everywhere in the park.

As a dick, I don't want my mother to worry about it and smear my father's face.

But you really can't blame me, because I don't have anything but pickling girls.

Since graduating from college, I have been like a ghost, and I have found countless jobs, but I will be fired for inexplicable reasons. ”

Well, the work is not going well, we can only find some sense of existence in the love field. Fortunately, I have a star face that looks like Andy, and a pair of ecstasy long legs like stick Li, I can attract the attention of my sister paper wherever I go.

Because of my fame, the other party often retreated as soon as I inquired about my situation, but this did not stump my omnipotent mother, after she persistently submitted my resume to the matchmaker, hell, in my case, there are really women who are willing to make an appointment with me, and I don't know what this woman thinks.

I didn't plan to go there this year, but when I saw the other party's information, I immediately changed my mind, because the girl was very beautiful, at least in the photo.

That's what I plan, I don't need to talk about getting married, but making a "friend", hehe, wouldn't that be just the right dish to be delivered to your door......

About this woman, Uncle Wen of the matchmaking company told me that her name is Tian Tian and she works as a host on an evening radio station.

The radio host, then her voice should be very sweet, my mind began to YY, and I thought of the missing bride, to say that a woman has a good voice, it is a very ecstatic thing.

Because Tian Tian got off work late, according to her request, our first blind date chose 12 o'clock at midnight, Dongjiang Park.

It's a great opportunity for me, 12 a.m., and it's a good time for something to happen.

At about 11 o'clock in the evening, I deliberately dressed up carefully, put the only 200 yuan in my pocket, and bought a bunch of cheap Yueji at the flower shop, and it was exactly 12 o'clock when I arrived at Dongjiang Park.

After waiting for a while, I looked around a few times, and began to feel that something was wrong, yes, there was not even a ghost in the park, just me was like a stupid pestle under the dim street lamp.

This girl won't be blinded by me, right, maybe she's trying to be convenient and want to fight in the field?

Thinking of this, I thought of the coquettish appearance in the photo of this girl, the bright, supple black silk beautiful legs, and the tight and flabby figure, and I always felt that it was a pity to just leave.

You must know that she is a female anchor, the girlfriends I have had over the years, nurses, students, teachers, everything, just this female host, I really haven't tried it, just rush to her good voice, I have to wait.

Patiently waited for a while, "Grass, even if her thing is diamond-inlayed, Lao Tzu won't wait." I flicked off my cigarette butt and stood up to leave.

Just as I was about to leave, a white shadow appeared around the corner, and before anyone arrived, a strange smell of perfume came to my nose.

Here she comes!

"Are you Shen Hao?" She looked at me with a smile, her round red lips curved upward, gentle and charming.

"Tian Tian?" I was slightly surprised, she was even more beautiful than the photo, a delicate goose egg face, combined with almost perfect facial features, a long white dress wrapped around the S-shaped plump figure, like a fairy at night, full of temptation.

The only regret is that there is more puff on her face, which looks a little whiter, the eye shadow is too thick, her eyes are a little less angry, and she is wearing a little plain today, I still prefer the sexy stockings girl in the photo.

Overall, though, she's definitely in the top three of the women I've dated.

The beauty in my heart, quickly thinking about how to get her.

"I'm sorry, the radio station is working overtime and keeping you waiting." Tian Tian explained apologetically.

I hurriedly handed her the flowers and said, "It's okay, the flowers haven't been thanked yet."

After so many years in the love scene, I know that women are most afraid of dating a stuffy man, and a funny man is often more likely to gain a woman's favor.

She winked at me charmingly, and said with a little teasing, you are also funny, do you see whether we go to the park for a walk, or ......, after all, marriage is a lifelong thing, and the more thoroughly we understand each other, the better.

Dizzy, understand it thoroughly, the meaning of these words is big, this is the official language of my sister who often soaks in! It's so late, except for the little thing in bed, who has nothing to talk about and waste time.

Okay, what do you want to understand, I forced myself to ask calmly.

Tian Tian leaned over slightly, put her hands around my neck, and chuckled charmingly, "It's up to you." ”

Between speaking, she deliberately lowered her waist, and in the dim light, her chest was white and tender, and the ravines loomed, and I swallowed my saliva when I saw it.

I'm rubbing, so unrestrained, it won't be a "showman", right? But I think it's a little weird to think about it, you must know that it costs a lot of money to go to a matchmaking company to submit a resume. Besides, if you're a real artist, you won't look for a poor ghost like me.

"Tian Tian, I heard Uncle Wen say, you are the host of the radio station, what kind of column do you do, midnight emotion?" I thought of the story I watched when I was a child.,The following are often some women's flirtatious pictures.,What is lonely.,Brother please call me.。

"I'm doing midnight terror, ghost story column, are you afraid?" She whispered mysteriously in my ear.

What I'm most afraid of is listening to stories like ghosts, I've been afraid since I was a child, and when I hear ghost words, I get worried, and when she says this, my ears are numb, and I immediately dispelled the idea of fighting in the park.

"My home is not far from here, if you don't go to my house, let's understand and understand." I took a hard breath of her enchanting fragrance, blinked, and said with a wicked smile.

"Okay." She understood what I meant, but she didn't feel any displeasure.

What else can I say when I meet such a sensible woman?

I was a little impatient, so I said, it's so late, let's take a taxi back.

When I got to the intersection and waited for a while, I stopped a taxi, my brother was a big bald head, chewing betel lang in waves, it looked like an old fritter, and I didn't ask where I was going when I got in the car.

After walking 100 meters, the driver asked, "Brother, where are you going?" ”

"Alley Three." I say.

Along the way, my eyes peeked at Tian Tian's breasts and beautiful legs under the skirt from time to time, she was not annoyed, and from time to time she smiled at me charmingly, which made me feel so anxious, if it wasn't in the car, I really wanted to directly correct this girl on the spot.

Brother, what kind of car are you, step on foot oil more, drive faster and you'll die? I impatiently urged the dead bald head to drive faster.

The bald brother stepped on the accelerator and wanted to speed up, but he didn't know what was going on, the speed of the car just couldn't be raised, it was like being filled with lead, and it was sinking badly.

When I arrived at the mouth of the alley, I asked how much it was, and the bald driver was a little puzzled and said, "Twenty yuan, Malegobi's, you two are really heavy, and the fuel just added is half consumed, which is really a few strange things." ”

I took out the last old man's head from my pocket and handed it to him, and the bald head rummaged through my pocket for a while and asked me if I had any change, and I couldn't find it.

I was just about to say don't pull it down, Tian Tian took a hundred-yuan bill from the white bag, handed it to the bald head and said, "It's hard, don't look for it." ”

The bald head raised the banknote in his hand and hurt me, "Gentleman, look at how bold your horse is, learn to do it." With that, he turned around and left.

Learn from you, virtue! I took a sip, feeling very shameless, and at the same time my eyes glanced at Tian Tian's kun bag.