Chapter 1007: Climb onto the bed of water
The people live on food.
Even if many masters have cleared the valley and no longer need to eat, the food itself is still very tempting to people's taste buds and temptations. So just because you don't need to eat doesn't mean people won't eat.
It's the same with the water family.
Although the heirs of the Shui family withered, the side branches were luxuriant, and the cousins and cousins of the old man Shui had been multiplied for thousands of years, which could be described as huge.
Shui Bodong only has two sisters, one is Shui Yunyun, the mother of the white blade, who is dead, and the other is Shui Qingqing, the mother of the current Xiao family.
Although Shui Qingqing is alive, he lives in the Xiao family. Strictly speaking, only the head of the water Bodong family and the three-hundred-year-old pit goods of the water area are the masters.
A huge water family, because it was too withered, Shui Bodong, who lived an extremely lonely life, asked his cousin Shui Boran and cousin Shui Bojin to live with him.
As the saying goes: the poor have no close relatives in the city, and the rich have distant neighbors in the mountains, Shui Bodong, as the uncle of the white blade, his noble identity and status make the two cousins Shui Boran and Shui Bojin treat him like their ancestors.
Shui Bodong was used to the worship of his two cousins, so naturally he never thought of driving them out of the Shui family's main house.
Shui Boran and Shui Bodong have many descendants, and for thousands of years, they have developed to a considerable scale. Therefore, the main house of the Shui family is only allowed to live in the sister-in-law.
Even so, there are more sons-in-law, grandsons, great-grandchildren, great-great-grandchildren, etc. of Shui Boran and Shui Bodong. So the whole main house of the Shui family is actually very lively.
Lu Xiaoxiao called Bi Fan out of the space and asked her to go to the Shui family with the topographic map of the main house of the Shui family, which was auctioned for 39 million white crystals.
After all, this is a big family with many masters, rather than sneaking around at night and being easy to be discovered, it is better to take advantage of the dusk when everyone has to eat, the kitchen is busy, and the people in and out are the most dense.
Originally, Lu Xiaoxiao could control the space and enter the Shui family directly, but she didn't. Because she wanted to see if the waters were really so unreliable, she really painted the secret passages of the water family in all directions.
So Lu Xiaoxiao asked Bi Fan to pick a secret passage on the outskirts of the city, and then Bi Fan really picked up the soil and gravel on the hillside in the place marked in the drawings, entered the password according to the drawings, and entered a secret passage.
"Miss, this water area is really unreliable! Why do you think he is pitting the water family like this? ”
"I'd like to know, too. If you have the chance to meet him, you can ask him personally. ”
"Huh?" Bi Fan sighed and stopped talking.
Such a cheating question, she better not ask.
After walking through the long tunnel, at the end of the tunnel, Bi Fan changed a figure on the wall according to the annotation on the map, and then the door of the secret passage opened a crack above her head.
Seeing this, Bi Fan hurriedly pushed it.
I don't know what the top of my head is, it seems to be a very heavy slate, and it is a little difficult to push hard, Bi Fan is on fire, she is an anxious child, seeing that this thing can't be pushed away for a long time, she simply uses internal force and pushes it violently!
The water did such a immoral thing at the wedding, and was punished by the old man Shui for thinking about it behind closed doors at home, and at the moment he was so bored that he fell asleep directly because he couldn't find anyone.
And the secret passage of the water house that Bi Fan is looking for is specially marked by the water, and she has no idea that this secret passage actually leads directly to the water bed. I don't know if I can't open the secret door, not because it's too heavy, but because there is a person sleeping on it.
So Bi Fan pushed hard, and the water in her sleep was directly pushed out by her, hitting the wall on the side, and then sliding down from the wall like mud.
Although the water area is also at the peak level of the prefecture level, he is too bored, and he really didn't expect that anyone would really believe him, so he walked the secret passage of the water family, and directly chose his bedroom.
So if I didn't pay attention, I was hit by the wall and my nose was blue and my face was swollen.
But he was not angry at all.
Compared to being thrown out of the secret passage and hit the wall, he hated the life he had lived in front of the wall even more.
So instead of being angry, the water area that was hit with a blue nose and swollen face looked at Bi Fan who turned over from the secret passage with shining eyes.
Bi Fan stretched out a hand from the secret passage, supported the bed board, and jumped up with a slight jump.
Looking around, at the moment she was standing on a bed, the room was closed, there was no one in the room, and the room was very large. When she was holding the bed just now, she grabbed something, lifted it up, her eyes widened, she couldn't help but scream directly, and then threw it out as if she had a plague in her hand.
Underpants!
What she grabbed in her hand just now turned out to be a pair of men's pants!
Although it was a very soft and high-quality silk to the touch, she was a maid, so she knew that the pants had been worn by a man and had not been washed just by touching them.
At this moment, Bi Fan's heart was even more uncomfortable than eating a piece of, looking at the pants she threw on the ground, she was very disgusted.
Then, taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, Bi Fan put his hand on his nose and smelled it disgustingly.
Mmmm, fortunately there was no strange smell, otherwise she would have to go back to the space and wash her hands a hundred times first.
"Hahahaha......"
Seeing that Bi Fan had been holding back in the waters throughout the whole process, but when he saw that Bi Fan had been disgusted like this by himself, and even put his hand to his nose to smell it, he couldn't help it directly, and burst into laughter.
Frightened, Bi Fan was so frightened that he fell directly on the bed, turned to look at the disheveled man in front of him, laughed and fell directly on the bed, holding his stomach and not saying anything, he even kept lifting his legs to show that he was about to be laughed to death.
Looking at his appearance of laughing until he was about to die, Bi Fan slowly turned from fright to anger, and finally laughed with the water to love you for too long, and directly turned into a stupid expression.
In the end, seeing that he was still laughing, Bi Fan simply got out of bed directly, and then took a look in the room of the water.
Although she never thought that the fifth Beidou Qiankun Sword Water Old Man would put his brain in his room, but she had studied the map, and there were other secret passages to go to other places in the Shui family.
No wonder the waters didn't mark what the room was for, and he marked all the places it was. After a long day, this is his bedroom!
Seeing that Bi Fan didn't bird him at all, the water slowly stopped laughing, but he still couldn't help but smile between his eyebrows and asked, "Hey, you're here to climb my uncle's bed, right?" ”