"Oh? Do you know what the second lady is? When Zhang Yuan heard that there was a play, he became even more energetic. Concubine Xian and Madame were also attracted by Xiaoyu's words.

Xiao Yu grinned and said, "If the court judges that the adults ask about anything else, the little girl may not remember." This little girl remembers this recipe very clearly, because every year everyone will take it out to make fun of that neighbor! ”

"Then the second young lady hurry up and say, you see that the county lord is very uncomfortable like this now!" Zhang Yuanju was so anxious that he couldn't wait for this powdery second lady to stop laughing, and quickly spoke out to save him from fire and water.

Xiao Yu played with the tea bowl in his hand and smiled lightly: "But the recipe of the monk is very simple, that is, let the neighbors go to the mud of the lotus pond to roll for half an hour, and then get up when the body is not itchy!" ”

This is not made up by Xiaoyu, when Jin Brick said this antidote, she also laughed for a long time.

It's just that the gold brick said that as long as you apply wet mud all over your body, Xiaoyu doesn't want the county lord of Yunhui to get out of trouble easily. If she doesn't leave a deep memory, I'm afraid that the county lord of Qi Hui will have to trouble her arrogantly in the future!

When the maids of the county lord of Yunhui heard Xiaoyu's recipe, they looked at each other, and they couldn't help but change their faces.

Let the always arrogant Yunhui County Lord roll the smelly and dirty mud like a cheap pig? I'm afraid that when the county lord comes to his senses, they will all suffer.

Zhang Yuanju didn't care about this, he muttered to himself: "The mud of the lotus pond? What is the rationale for this? Why is it good to roll mud? ”

Xiao Yu saw that Zhang Yuanju was simply a medical idiot, and laughed secretly in his heart, so he emphasized again: "Lord Yuanju, it must be the lotus pond, the monk said, no other mud is fine, it must be in the lotus pond!" ”

Judge Zhang asked himself, "Why?" Why Lotus Pond? ”

Xiao Yu smiled: "The little girl also listened to the neighbors, and if the court judges the adults to ask the little girl what the reason is, the little girl can't answer!" ”

Zhang Yuanju nodded, then turned to Concubine Xian and said, "Niangniang, what do you think ......?" ”

Concubine Xian held a long whip and said expressionlessly: "Come on, go and invite the queen mother, this matter of the Yunhui county lord can only be decided by the queen mother!" ”

Just when the queen arrived, Xiao Yu heard from his wife about the glorious deeds of Concubine Xian in the queen's palace.

"Just now, when you were treating Pan'er in the house, no one could stop the county lord of Yunhui from launching a madness, thanks to the long whip holding the whip in the east and the whip in the west, the county lord was stopped outside your house!" Madame said with palpitations.

Xiao Yu looked at the disheveled Yunhui County Lord, and dared to love those clothes that were not caught by Yunhui County Lord himself!

Xiao Yu saw that most of those clothes were broken into wisps, which looked very scary, but when he actually looked closely, the clothes in the key parts of the Yunhui County Lord were all there, and they were all broken in irrelevant places such as skirts and plackets.

Moreover, Concubine Xian's whipping method is exquisite, and the broken clothes do not hurt the skin in the slightest, and there are no whip marks on Yun Hui's body, but the scratches are like scratches.

Xiaoyu couldn't help but admire Concubine Xian, this Concubine looked very delicate, but she didn't expect to have such a sassy and heroic appearance.

Xiao Yu imagined the situation of this concubine holding a long whip into the palace, and she was fascinated, she only felt extremely happy, and she couldn't help but admire, but regretted that she didn't witness it with her own eyes.

"The emperor has arrived, and the queen has arrived!" , With the scream of the eunuch, everyone was shocked. Why did you invite the queen to come, even the emperor came?

Only Concubine Xian's face was calm and waveless, as if she had been mentally prepared. Everyone got up and knelt on the ground, only the county lord of Yunhui stood in place and shouted and laughed. Although her two palace maids were already kneeling on the ground, they were still quietly pulling the hem of the Yunhui County Lord's skirt, trying to make her kneel.

"Get up!" , Xiaoyu knelt on the ground, and only heard a majestic and calm voice say. Concubine Xian did not get up, still kneeling in place. She didn't get up, and the others continued to kneel on the ground.

Xiao Yu lay on the ground, quietly raised his eyes and glanced at the emperor and queen quickly. Although Emperor Tan is nearly forty years old, his figure is still tall, and his habit of practicing martial arts is still very good.

The queen was a little haggard, and to Xiaoyu's surprise, the queen wore a formal phoenix crown and xia veil, and her hair was meticulously combed, looking like a lifeless doll from a distance.

"Concubine Xian, what's going on with you here? Where did the madwoman come from? Emperor Tan glanced around the courtyard, and his gaze fell on the woman who looked like a madman.

Concubine Xian didn't get up, she still knelt in front of the emperor and replied in a low voice: "Back to the emperor, because the eldest lady of the Marquis of Jing'an Mansion suddenly became critically ill, the concubine invited Zhang Yuan to come. I don't know why the county lord of Yunhui actually followed Zhang Yuan's judgment and became crazy, and the concubine stopped her here! ”

Emperor Tan was slightly shocked: "Concubine Xian, do you mean that the woman standing over there is Yun Hui?!" “

"Back to the emperor, it is the lord of Yunhui! I don't know what strange disease she has, but she is crazy."

"Yun Hui! How she became like this! Judge Zhang, tell me what kind of illness the county lord Yunhui has? How can I not get treatment quickly? Emperor Tan has always loved this niece daughter, and when he saw Yun Hui like this, he suddenly became anxious.

"Back to the emperor, Lord Yunhui's illness is really strange, it's the first time I've seen Weichen practice medicine for so many years!" , Zhang Yuanju knelt on the ground and trembled.

"Then you just let Yun Hui go crazy in the yard like this, what kind of system! Don't let the county lord calm down yet", Emperor Tan said angrily.

The emperor dared not obey the decree, and several eunuchs and mothers-in-law rushed up. In a few moments, Yun Hui was pressed to the ground by several mothers-in-law, and she was still writhing desperately, but she had already lost her voice because she had screamed for so long.

"Back to the emperor, the second lady of the Hou Mansion of Jing'an told Weichen about the illness of her neighbor when she was a child, and Weichen estimated that the symptoms were similar to those of this Yunhui county lord, so Weichen had a bold proposal! But first ask the emperor for forgiveness! ”

"Forgive your innocence, what do you propose quickly!" , because Yun Hui was raised by the Queen Mother since she was a child, Emperor Tan watched Yun Hui grow from a small child to a delicate girl today. Now seeing that Yunhui is not a human and a ghost, I feel very distressed.

Emperor Tan saw that Zhang Yuanju's rambling words couldn't get to the point, and he really wanted to pinch Zhang Yuanju's neck and ask him to diagnose Yun Hui well.

"Weichen dares to ask Lord Yunhui to use it...... Sludge in the lotus pond..... Soak for half an hour", the more Zhang Yuanju said, the quieter his voice became, the lower his head became, and he almost fell to the ground when he finally finished speaking.

"Bold!" Emperor Tan's face changed slightly when he heard this, "The sludge in the lotus pond is stinky, how can the county lord Jin Zhi Yuye use such filth?" ”

After speaking, he glared at Zhang Yuanju. Zhang Yuanju lay on the ground and kowtowed again and again: "Back to the emperor, it's really the county lord's illness is too strange, and Weichen really can't do it!" If there is another way to treat the county lord, why did Wechen use this method? “

"Besides, now that the county lord is physically and mentally exhausted, he keeps laughing, I am afraid that I am worried about my life, and I hope that the emperor and the mother will make a decision as soon as possible!" After speaking, Zhang Yuanju kowtowed again. He is really unlucky today, and now even the emperor is alarmed, whether the county lord's disease can be cured, he has no bottom in his heart.

When Emperor Tan heard this, he turned his face and said to the queen in a consultative tone: "Zitong, ......what do you think of this Yunhui County Lord?" The queen said to Emperor Tan with an expressionless face: "Your Majesty, the affairs of the county lord are all up to the emperor, and the concubines have no objections!" ”

Emperor Tan had just touched a soft nail at Concubine Xian, and now that the queen had answered so hard, he couldn't help but feel slightly angry. His brows furrowed, and he muttered: "Judge Zhang, can you guarantee that the method you said is effective?" ”

Yuan Judge Zhang shook his head and said: "Your Majesty, the county lord has no cure for this illness now, and Weichen's suggestion is just a helpless way to rush to the doctor. Anyway, this method is not harmful to the human body, and Weichen thinks that it can be tried. If you are lucky enough to be able to cure the county lord, this disease is not impossible! ”

When Emperor Tan heard Zhang Yuan's judgment that the dead horse should be treated as a live horse, and he did his best to obey the destiny of heaven, he couldn't help but sigh and said: "Come on, go and put a bucket of sludge in the lotus pond and serve the lord of Yunhui to bathe!" ”

After speaking, he continued: "You wait to send the Yunhui County Lord to the palace first, Zhang Yuan judges, you see ......!" ”

Zhang Yuanju hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Back to the emperor, Weichen naturally wants to be with the county lord." If this method is effective, Weichen will also prescribe medicine to the county lord to recuperate! ”

Emperor Tan saw that the judgment of the Zhang Yuan was still familiar, so he nodded with satisfaction and said: "Then the county lord has the judgment of the Lao Zhang Yuan here!" Whether it is valid or not, it must be reported quickly! ”

After Zhang Yuanju, Yunhui County Lord and others left, Emperor Tan reached out to help Concubine Xian, but he didn't expect Concubine Xian's body to sink but not get up.

"Concubine Xian, why are you doing this?" , Emperor Tan was stunned when he saw that the concubine, who had always known the general etiquette, behaved abnormally.

"Hmph, she knows each other and knows that she has violated the palace rules today and caused a big disaster!" , The queen snorted from her nose and said angrily.

Emperor Tan glanced at the empress in confusion. He went down early today, and suddenly remembered that Mrs. Jing'anhou was going to take the two young ladies to the palace to meet him.

Jing'an Hou resigned from the army, and he was afraid that Concubine Xian would be unhappy, so he just took this opportunity to go to Concubine Xian to sit there, and Mrs. Jing'an Hou could also persuade her.

Unexpectedly, in front of Jingren Palace, he met the queen Feng Jia who was wearing a full guard of honor. The queen has always traveled in a low-key manner, and today's fanfare scared Emperor Tan.

He entered Jingren Palace with the queen, but he didn't have time to say a word to the queen.

Now looking at the posture, the queen came violently, Concubine Xian couldn't kneel, Yun Hui laughed wildly, Emperor Tan's head suddenly became two big, it was difficult for a Qing official to cut off family affairs, and he had always had a headache about the rights and wrongs of this harem.

This woman, sure enough, the ancestor said it well, only women and villains are difficult to raise, close is not inferior, far away is resentful, the ancients do not deceive me.