Chapter 14: Are You a Woman?
Chapter 14: Are You a Woman?
At this time, Brother Ying remembered that Wu Ling'er had always been an arrogant master, she liked to live freely and freely, and now the inconvenience of her hands and feet had made her very sad, and she had just asked her to cover her face in order to cause less trouble, no wonder she was unhappy.
With a sigh, Brother Ying stuffed the silk scarf back into Wu Ling'er's hand: "Forget it, anyway, you are a troublesome attractor, even if you wear a silk scarf, you will get into trouble." Let a sleeping dog lie! Besides, with me and Teacher Withered Leaves, whoever wants to come to find trouble is definitely looking for death! ”
Glancing at Brother Ying with some surprise, Wu Ling'er didn't seem to believe that Brother Ying, who usually always wanted to cause less trouble for himself, would say this. Brother Ying helplessly brushed the broken hair in Wu Ling'er's ear: "No way, I used to manage you because you had the capital to cause trouble, but now ...... If you still like to get into trouble, then you have to let me be your capital! ”
Hearing Brother Ying's words, Wu Ling'er was stunned for a moment, and a smile suddenly appeared on her face, she raised her hand and put her hand on Brother Ying's shoulder, and stretched out a hand to hook Brother Ying's chin: "Handsome guy, if you want to be the capital of this girl, you have to pay for it!" Your capital is enough, it's just ...... Are you sure you want to put your money on this girl? ”
Listening to these few capitals, Brother Ying naturally knew what Wu Ling'er was talking about, and also knew that she was teasing herself, he gritted his teeth and looked at Wu Ling'er: "Woman, it's outside now, if you don't want to attract attention, you'd better pay attention to your behavior!" ”
"Oh-" Wu Ling'er withdrew her hands and arms after hearing this, but the whole person snuggled into Brother Ying's arms: "That means that at home, I can not pay attention to my behavior?" Well, we'll try it when we get home! ”
"Ahem, cough, cough, cough ......" The withered leaf who was sitting in front of the car was so shocked by Wu Ling'er's words that he choked and coughed, and after a while, he said that he smoothed his breath before turning his head to look at Wu Ling'er: "Are you a woman?" ”
Wu Ling'er looked at the withered leaves with a smile: "Brother Xiao Yezi, you have taken the pulse for me so many times these days, if you don't know whether I am a man or a woman, how can I prove that I am a woman?" ”
Seeing that Wu Ling'er was talking more and more, Brother Ying hurriedly stopped her: "Enough, woman!" Don't go crazy! "Does this woman think that everyone can accept her madness like he does?
also knew that she couldn't make too much of a joke, Wu Ling'er flattened her mouth: "I know!" Really, it's not a joke! Brother Win is a bad guy! Stinky earthworms! ”
In the face of Wu Ling'er's non-offensive verbal confrontation, Brother Ying just ignored it and looked at the scenery outside the ox cart with a smile, in fact, he was only busy taking care of Wu Ling'er recently, and he didn't pay close attention to the terrain outside the village.
When he came to the town, Brother Ying helped Wu Ling'er get out of the car, and after looking at it, the withered leaves said, "You help her walk around, don't be tired, you have to take a break after walking for a while!" Ling'er, if you want to recover early, you must pay attention to moderation! After making sure that Wu Ling'er would pay attention, Withered Leaf nodded: "I'll go to the pharmacy to get the medicine first, the medicine that Cheng Xun prepared for them last time should have arrived!" We'll meet at the inn at the end of town! After a few more words, the withered leaves left uneasily.
Looking at the appearance of the withered leaves, Wu Ling'er smiled eating, and then took Brother Ying's hand: "Go, go shopping with me!" ”
"It's said to be shopping, but it's actually a greedy cat, right?" Although he said this, Brother Ying still accompanied Wu Ling'er to the town's market.
Eating while walking, Wu Ling'er is very hapi, walking for a while, she will find a small stall to sit down, ask for a food to taste, if you like it, eat it yourself, and if you don't like it, give it to Brother Ying to eliminate. Now Wu Ling'er is very happy that Brother Ying used to be Chen Ruxing, after such a cruel exercise, no matter what kind of food is for Brother Ying, it is a delicacy, if it is replaced by the original, Brother Ying will definitely look disdainful and absolutely ignore Wu Ling'er.
Looking at the people around him pointing at Wu Ling'er's appearance, although he had been mentally prepared for a long time, Brother Ying was still a little unaccustomed to it. Suddenly, Brother Ying heard a whistle, his face changed, and he turned his head to look at Wu Ling'er: "I'll send you to the inn, can you wait for the dead leaves there?" I'll be back soon! ”
Wu Ling'er also understood Brother Ying's current identity, and now they are indeed not suitable for falling out with the Secret Pavilion, in desperation, she had to nod, and Brother Ying helped her to the inn quickly, and after choosing a quiet corner for Wu Ling'er to sit down, Brother Ying called some snacks for her: "Stay here obediently, don't cause trouble!" I'll be back as soon as possible! ”
Hearing the whistle again, Wu Ling'er also urged him: "Go quickly!" Be careful yourself! ”
Brother Ying knew that there was no delay, nodded and left the inn quickly.
Sitting alone in the corner of the inn, looking at the scenery outside the window, the smile on Wu Ling'er's face disappeared little by little: "It seems that I have really become a burden to everyone!" ”
"Yo? Which little lady? Why are you sitting alone in this corner? Did you quarrel with your lover? Do you want to uncle, I ......?"
Looking at the carrot-like fingers on her shoulders, Wu Ling'er sighed in her heart again: "It's really not that I want to cause trouble!" Brother Win, Brother Xiaoyezi, where are you? Come and save Ling'er! ”
Seeing that Wu Ling'er didn't react, the fat man sat down opposite her at once: "Why don't you speak?" Could it be that I was scared by my uncle? Don't worry, the uncle is not a bad person, the uncle is very gentle and loves women! ”
Holding her chest, Wu Ling'er had a painful expression: "I have an upset stomach!" ”
"Uncomfortable? Do you want me to have a doctor take a look? The fat man was kind, but he also took this opportunity to get close to Wu Ling'er.
Wu Ling'er dodged a little to the side: "No need for a doctor, I'm born with a problem, I feel disgusted when I see some ugly things, as long as those things disappear, I'll be fine!" ”
"Disgusting? Hahahaha...... Little lady, do you know who I am, uncle? You are the first woman who dares to talk to me like this! ”
Covering her ears a little impatiently, Wu Ling'er also lost her temper in her heart: "Really? Whoever dares to tease me like this, you are also the first! Before I lose my temper, you'd better get out of here, or I'm welcome!" ”
"Oh? You are welcome? How are you going to be rude to me? It's okay, my favorite little lady is not polite to me! ”
Seeing that this pig-like face was getting closer and closer to herself, Wu Ling'er only felt that there was a sound of a string in her head collapsing, and it broke, she didn't think about it, she directly grabbed a pot of vegetables on the table and buckled it to the dead fat man's face: "Dead fat man, tell you to get out, you don't get out, you have to turn my face to understand it, right?" Even if you get fat, why do you have a brain like a pig? If it's really a pig, go back to your pigsty and don't bother here!! After speaking, he seemed to be puzzled, and grabbed another pot of soup on the table and poured it on the dead fat man: "Get out!" If you don't get out, the old lady will kill you! ”
"Ahhh My eyes! My eyes hurt so much! Someone! Drag this dead out for me, I have to rape her first and then kill her today! With the man's pig-like howl, several big men immediately rushed up, and when Wu Ling'er was about to make a move, he remembered that he had already lost all his martial arts, and it was very reluctant to stand, let alone fight with these people. Now this feeling of powerlessness frightened her, and she even forgot about poisoning, which she is usually best at.
Seeing those few people rushing over and reaching out to grab herself, Wu Ling'er shouted in shock: "Let go of me!" ”
At this time, the dead fat man, who had already wiped the soup from his eyes, simply took off his coat and wiped his face with his clothes casually: "Call! I'll let you scream! I'll make it even louder for you! Dare to hit me? Speaking ......of getting angry, the fat man raised his hand high, wanting to slap Wu Ling'er hard, but suddenly saw a cold light flashing, and the fat man's hand fell to the ground like this, and the fat man looked at his hand on the ground in a daze, and then looked at his arm that was still gushing blood before he suddenly howled: "Ah! My hand! My hand is broken!! ”