Text 918. No adventures are allowed in the world! (1)
Deep mountains, empty valleys.
"If you can save the truth and finish everything, you can't lose your spirit...... The clear water of the jade pond is self-fertile, and the spiritual roots are strong and old......"
The clouds are deep and I don't know where, the wooden house, the Taoist, sitting in the clouds and mist, reciting the Yellow Court.
Thinking of the place where it arose, the Taoist couldn't help but laugh, put down the Dao scroll in his hand, and between the green pine clouds and mist, he stretched out his hand and shouted, "The sword is coming!" ”
The voice did not fall, the long rainbow pierced the sky, Feihong was as white as white, the sword outside the sky, from the clouds, fell into the hands of the Taoist, the sword rose from the clouds, danced in the spring and autumn, sprinkled with the ocean, mighty, the sword qi rushed into the sky, the wind roared, and the yin and yang were stroked.
The sword stopped, the Taoist let out a long breath of turbidity, bowed his head slightly, and slapped his backhand on the back of his head, which was immediately like a divine dragon absorbing water, and the flying sword in his hand turned into a fine light and fell into the seven orifices of the Taoist.
The Taoist swallowed the sword qi, and after a while, he slowly converged, opened his eyes, and the sharp sword flashed in his eyes, the Taoist chuckled, raised his hand, looked at his palm carefully, and nodded with satisfaction, "After several years of hard work, today I finally practiced the sword into the body, built a foundation, and cultivated this star sword technique."
Next, according to what is said in the sword formula, we must go all over the world, collect the qi of hardware, practice a dantian sword, and finally pull the power of the White Tiger Star into the body to achieve the supreme sword body. ”
The Taoist muttered, and then couldn't help but stretch out his hand and summon the flying sword that converged into his body, playing with it carefully, and his heart stirred.
I think that at the beginning, he was just a layman in the red dust, working hard in the city, working from 9 to 5 every day, playing games and drinking fat boy happy water.
Although the life is not good or bad, but in this era, superpowers are rising, gods and Buddhas are manifesting, and all kinds of extraordinary powers are wandering in the city, with boundless stars to swim in and hell to explore.
But he failed to catch up with the good days of the super tide, failed to awaken his superpowers, and could only be an ordinary person, even if the times are changing now, there is no need to think about buying a car and a house, there are plenty of materials, and everyone can live a life that they couldn't think of before.
But after all, where can it compare to the blue sky and the moon, the nine seas to catch turtles, take advantage of the wind, and travel the life of the sea of stars.
Besides, how realistic the girls are now.
If you want to find a girlfriend, what kind of superpower is to open your mouth and close your mouth, how is the level judged, whether the genes are good or not, etc., it is not realistic, and it is really difficult for ordinary people like him to solve the problem of singleness.
Fortunately, people with a heart live up to it, people sit at home, and adventures come from the sky.
That day, he was playing games at home as usual, but suddenly he was shocked, and a flying sword from the sky fell from the sky, which just allowed him to get it, and from it he realized a star sword technique that pointed directly to the Heavenly Immortal Dao.
With such an adventure, he naturally had no thoughts, and in the fly camp and the dog, wandering in the red dust city, he was inspired by his bird boss, so he resigned immediately, went into the mountains overnight, and began his own cultivation.
Naturally, it was very difficult at first.
A white-collar worker in a red dust city, who entered the deep mountains, had to rely on himself for food, clothing, housing and transportation, and was really embarrassed, but fortunately, he had an adventure in hand, and he slowly adapted to it.
After he cultivates his supernatural powers, he is even more at ease in this mountain, not to mention anything else, Guan is a method of clearing the valley, and there will be many less troubles in the world.
And now, after a few years of hard work, he can finally practice the sword into the body, and has cultivated the foundation building introduction in the sword technique, to this point, but there is no need to worry, and then someone will take away his adventure and cause death.
With a little self-preservation, he was a little nervous, unwilling to sit in the mountains anymore, and wanted to go back to the red dust, not to pretend to be forced or anything in front of his old relatives and friends.
The main thing is, well, to get rid of the red dust, in order to penetrate the red dust, and prepare for cutting off the red dust in the future, traveling the world of the sea of stars, and understanding the avenue of heaven and earth.
"I can be regarded as a successful cultivator, although I can't compare to any true immortals and true Buddhas, but I can also be regarded as the strongest in the world, when the time comes, I will find a way to get some money first, and settle my parents at home, the universe is so big, but I can also walk around."
The Taoist looked at the grass house he had practiced for many years with some reluctance, and his heart was full of ambition, only to feel that he really responded to that sentence, the mountain is not high, there are immortals, the water is not deep, and the dragon is spiritual.
In time, when he cultivates the Heavenly Immortal Avenue and is famous in heaven and earth, he will be able to become the ancestral gate of the Taoist Court in the future.
Hey, thinking about it like this, I actually walked to the peak of my life so casually, and I was really a little excited to think about it.
"Speaking of which, my Taoism is a matter of men and women, perhaps, in the future, I can find a Taoist companion and collect double cultivation together, which can be regarded as a good story. Hey, I don't know, who have changed the wives now. Speaking of which, my wife, Yui Aragaki, I don't know if she is still the same as she was back then.
If so, perhaps, I can go to Asahi Castle for a while, cross her into my cultivators, and become a pair of immortal couples in the future, wouldn't it be beautiful? ”
The Taoist fantasized about the possibilities after going down the mountain, and his heart was agitated, only to feel that he was going down the mountain this time, when he really entered the sea with a dragon, a tiger returned to the mountain, and the splendid mountains and rivers were like his arms, and he really didn't know how many weak water three thousand there were in the world, waiting for him to drink a scoop.
The more the Taoist thought about it, the happier he became, and after picking the knotted green bamboo cane, he walked down the mountain.
Descending the mountain, the Taoist looked left and right for a moment, and saw a speeding car passing by, as if he had found him, so he slowly stopped, and a smile of joy and disgust poked out, "Hey, little Taoist, where are you going?" Come up, I'll give you a ride. ”
Yo, beautiful benefactor.
Oh, no. It should be a beautiful laywoman.
Immeasurable Dao Venerable, as soon as the poor Dao came down the mountain, did the peach blossom luck come?
No, no, it's not peach blossom luck, it's peach blossom luck.
The Taoist subconsciously glanced at the turbulent waves on the chest of the female layman in front of him, felt that his mouth was dry, and his heart was on fire, so he hurriedly recited a few words of the mantra to clear his heart, and then he calmed down, maintained a cold posture, bowed his head slightly, and got into the car, "Then there is a female layman." ”
"You just came out of retreat?"
The female layman started the autopilot, the saddle rotated over, and she was face-to-face with the Taoist, and asked curiously.
"Not bad. Poor Dao sought Taoism in the mountains for several years, and finally achieved a small success. ”
The Taoist immediately said in a high-spirited manner.
"That's right. Then what kind of Taoism have you cultivated? ”
The laywoman continued.
"This, forgive the inconvenience of the poor."
The Taoist suddenly became vigilant, and his heart was shocked, this woman must have a trick.
"Cut, it's stingy."
The female layman cut off, "I've just been looking for a way to practice recently." I heard from my friend that the Taoist practice is especially good for skin care. I've been looking for a long time on the practice website, but I still can't make up my mind. Originally, I saw you dressed as a Taoist priest and wanted to ask you if you had anything to recommend, but it turned out to be so stingy. ”
"Female layman, if you say this, Poor Dao will have to say a few more words. If the Tao is not lightly preached, and the Dharma is not preached to the six ears, how can it be easily said to you. ”
The Taoist is the color of the Tao.
"The six-eared macaque knows, and it can't kill you. Why not pass it on, the six-eared macaque is so cute. ”
The female layman rolled her eyes, thought about it, and rarely caught a Taoist priest who looked quite serious.
After all, in these years, Ken wears Taoist robes like a Taoist, seeks the Tao deep in the mountains, and there are not many Taoist priests who are a female layman, so she is not ashamed to ask, turns on her car projection, logs in to her account on the cultivation network, and points to her bookshelf.
"If you don't say it, don't say it. Then can you help me see, which of these Dao methods can make my skin better, that is, the kind that will become beautiful after cultivation? ”
The Taoist was stunned for a moment, looking at the light and shadow in front of him, one by one Taoist books were as real as they were, displayed in front of him, and subconsciously clicked on one, and saw that the Taoist book was rotated and enlarged, and the other Taoist books were gone, leaving only that one, and slowly opened the first page, with a few big words written on it: This chapter requires 8 points of cultivation coins to subscribe, do you choose to subscribe?
"What the hell is this?"
The Taoist was stunned for a moment, and then stammered: "Zongheng?!" ”
"It's not Zongheng. It's a practice network. Hey, have you really been in retreat for a long time? Then where did you learn the Dao? I'm afraid you didn't deliberately wear this robe to trick me into talking, right? Is this the latest way to flirt? ”
The female layman was unhappy, stretched out her hand, and the Taoist book was taken away again, and returned to the bookshelf, "Don't mess around." It's not your account, and it's useless if you click on it. I just want you to help me see which of these books is more suitable for me. ”
"Amitayus."
The Taoist took a deep breath and realized that there might be no Jiazi in the mountains, and he didn't know how many years he had been in retreat.
Rational and calm, he asked on the side, and soon knew the origin of the cultivation network.
"Is Lin Xia out of prison? And you came up with this cultivation network? No wonder, if it was Lin Xia, it would not be outrageous to be able to create this cultivation network. ”
The Taoist comforted himself, and then his face was distorted, and the bullshit was not outrageous.
What the heck!
People finally got an adventure, hid in the mountains, and practiced penance for several years, but the results came out, but you told me, I'm OUT, and now if you want to practice or something, as long as you directly subscribe to the genuine version online, you can practice genuinely.
It even provides detailed graphical analysis to teach you how to practice step by step.
What is the hardship that people have endured all these years of cultivation?
Moreover, moreover, the most excessive thing is that you also have the cultivation method of the Star Constellation Sword Technique, ah! This is my secret that I don't know, didn't I say that I am the only one in the whole world and the whole universe?
What the?
What the!
Now a million people in the world will do it!
The Taoist looked at the back of the Star Sword Technique that he had searched for, and clearly wrote that this book had been subscribed by one million people, and he had a feeling of wanting to kill the headquarters of the Xiuxing Network and kill him upside down.
The female layman also seemed to realize something, carefully adjusted the seat back, secretly called the police, and looked at the Taoist with a look full of sympathy.
Tsk, another poor cultivator who can't keep up with the times.