"You know what? The Gongxi guards gave Lu Niangzi ten taels of silver! ”

"I heard that the Lu family's shop was compensated by the Gongxi guards to the Lu scribes......

"Lu Niangzi is now walking sideways in the Lu family, who makes the backstage hard!"

The rumors slowly spread like air, and the more they spread, the more unrecognizable, some people even privately said that Gongxi Chu and Hua Ronghua had sex openly at night, Lu Wenping was afraid of Gongxi's obscenity, and dared to be angry but not to speak!

No one told the parties these words, but Hua Ronghua occasionally walked through the alley, and everyone looked at her more and more strangely, and some people pointed at her.

Although Hua Ronghua didn't know the reason, she also guessed that it was related to Gongxi Chu, it seemed that her reputation was really stinky, thinking of this, she couldn't help but hate Gongxi Chu even more, because these people spit on themselves, but when they looked at him, they seemed to have become pugs, don't be too attentive!

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Gong Xichu's mood is also not beautiful, okay, this damn woman actually said that she has a bad character, if her character is poor, she will be dealt with directly last time! Hmph, I was a little unbearable to do that, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!

On this day, Mo An brought a beggar in ragged clothes and smelling all over his body into the East Courtyard.

"Y-What are you doing?" Mo Yan covered his nose with one hand and a sword in the other, and crossed in front of the two.

Mo An pinched his nose with two fingers, and shouted at Mo Yan angrily, "The master ordered me to find it." ”

"Then, you don't, you can't let him see the master like this!" Mo Yan was very persistent.

"I know, let him wash first and then see the master." Moan led the beggar to the kitchen.

Two quarters of an hour later, the beggar stood in front of Gong Xichu wearing Mo An's old clothes, wet hair and bare feet.

"The little cockroach has seen a nobleman!" As soon as the beggar saw Gong Xichu on the half-lying bamboo chair, he knelt down directly and saluted.

Cockroach?! Gongxi Chu opened his eyes with interest and looked at the beggar kneeling in front of him, "Raise your head!" ”

The beggar raised his head and completely presented his face in front of Gong Xichu, only to see a sallow and thin face covered with a large black birthmark, mung bean eyes, a collapsed nose bridge, thick nostrils with nose hair turned out, grinning, and a mouth full of uneven yellow teeth exuding a peculiar smell.

Gong Xichu quickly turned his head and glanced at Mo An beside him, did he say that he was looking for such an unappetizing person?

"Nobleman, what do you have to let the little ones do, just say, whether it is killing people, setting fires, robbing people's daughters, I can do anything, just give me a bite to eat!" Without waiting for Gong Xichu to ask, the beggar couldn't wait to sell himself.

"Your name is ......" Gong Xichu looked away and frowned slightly.

"The little one has no name, and when he is small, he needs to eat, and he has not starved to death or frozen to death for so many years, and he has never been sick, so others call me a cockroach, or you can give me a name!" The cockroach grinned.

"Don't do it, you're still called a cockroach." Gongxi Chu felt that this name was quite suitable for him, and asked him again, "You can do whatever you want?" ”

The cockroach knelt on the ground and didn't get up, and when he heard the nobleman ask, he replied with a smile, "Yes, what do you want to do, nobleman?" You want to kill, the little one sharpens your knife; If you want to set fire, the small one will pile you firewood; You want to find a woman, the little one will rip your pants ......"

Gong Xichu, who was listening to it with satisfaction, glared at him with a spirit, "Whose pants are you picking?" ”

"Of course it's a woman, pick you ......"

"You still want to rip off my pants?" Gongxi Chu shouted, squinting his eyes and wondering if he should crush this bold cockroach to death!

"No, no, no!" The cockroach was scared enough, "Nobleman, you let the small one pick up whomever the small one wants, and the small one will pick up whomever it is." ”

Gong Xichu glared at the cockroach twice, and finally couldn't help but look away, it was indeed too spicy eyes, but thinking about the disgusting woman in the end, he couldn't help but feel more comfortable.

"Since you can do whatever you say, then do one thing for me, not only can you eat a full meal when you do it, maybe you can also hold Mei Jiaoniang!" Gongxi Chu first drew a big cake for the cockroach.

The cockroach's eyes lit up when it rubbed the ground, and he stared at a pair of mung bean eyes into soybean eyes, "Nobleman, if you can really let me sleep back as a woman, don't say that you will be a horse to ride every day, the life of the cockroach is yours." ”

Gong Xichu glanced at him and said disdainfully: "You give me a *girl?" I'm afraid of smelly feet; Give me a horse to ride? I'm afraid of falling to death! Just do what I told you. ”

"Don't worry, even if I am asked to eat, I can eat it for you with a smile!" The cockroach patted its chest in reassurance.

Gongxi Chu choked, and suddenly felt a little churning in his stomach, and then looked at the two little guys, who had already hid at the door.

"Shut up! If you dare to talk about these pickled dirty things, I'll cut your tongue! Gongxi Chu roared depressedly!

The cockroach covered its mouth with its hands and did not dare to speak again.

"Here's for you!" Gong Xichu returned to the back room and took out a belly pocket with white embroidery for a month and threw it to the cockroach, "You take this to find a woman, and say that she gave it to you......"

"I understand, I understand." The cockroach looked very excited, shook off the belly pocket with both hands, almost put the whole face on it, and sniffed vigorously with its nose while saying, "It's so fragrant!" Smelling it is like lying on top of a woman. ”

Gong Xichu couldn't help frowning when he looked at the unappetizing face on his belly pocket, and he had an urge to kick that face away, and couldn't help but scold: "Don't just care about estrus, if I can't handle the things I told you......"

The cockroach smiled, "Don't worry, I've seen a lot of this, take a little lady's sachet or something to come to the door to recognize your relatives, although it may not really be a lady back, but in addition to being beaten, there is a lot of silver, and many people are looking for us beggars to do this kind of thing!" ”

"Someone asked you to do something like this?" Gong Xichu was a little surprised.

"Yes, in addition to this bad reputation, there is another kind that directly acts as an adulterer!" The cockroach looked yearning, "I went directly into the back house of the house and hugged those old and young masters' aunts to sleep, I heard that those aunts are white and tender, and I don't know how much better than the sisters in that building!" ”

"And you did, too?" Gongxi Chu had never been in contact with the people at the bottom of the survival, so he couldn't help but be a little curious.

"Nope!" The cockroach shook its head, "They think I'm thin and small, and they're afraid that I can't do that job, so they never look for me, but in fact, they don't know that I'm better than a donkey!" ”

"Didn't you say you hadn't touched a woman?" Mo An couldn't help but interject, "Pure blind blowing!" ”

"I didn't blow it." The cockroach straightened his waist, "It is said that eating a donkey # can be aphrodisiac, but I have eaten more than one!" ”

Mo An was about to retort when he stood forward, "You ......"

"Alright." Gong Xichu impatiently interrupted their conversation and asked the cockroach, "Tell me, what are you going to do?" ”

The cockroach grinned and stuffed her belly pocket directly into her crotch, "I found the woman and hugged her and started crying, saying that she abandoned her husband and children, and then took out this evidence, it is best to take off a belly pocket from her, if it is the same as this, then she is my woman......"

Gong Xichu didn't speak, looking at the beggar in front of him who didn't look like an amazing cockroach, this person who could be crushed to death by himself at any time could also calculate the lives of others! If he really develops according to his plan, Lu Huashi will definitely die, and he will fulfill his wish.

But why did I think that she would die, and my heart was faintly blocked? Also, if she really fell into the hands of this beggar, then she would ...... Very uncomfortable!

The cockroach, who has always been smiling, slowly stiffened his face a little, very uncomfortable, and as the nobleman's gaze moved downward, he suddenly sat down on the ground, wanting to hide his key parts, for fear that the nobleman would castrate himself unpleasantly.

"You ......" Gong Xichu got up and took a step forward.

The cockroach's heart tightened, and he involuntarily knelt down and moved back.

"Take out your belly pocket first." Gong Xichu frowned and looked at the cockroach's crotch.

"Oooh." The cockroach's scalp was numb when it was seen, and he hurriedly took out his belly pocket.

Looking at the stains on the moon-white belly pocket, Gongxi Chu's heart became more and more blocked, and he instructed Mo An, "Wash it and put it away first." ”

Mo An didn't know why the master was in a bad mood again, so he hurriedly put away his belly pocket, and asked hesitantly, "What about that?" ”

Gong Xichu turned his head to look at the nervous cockroach and the puzzled little guy, and paused, "Let him get familiar with it first." With that, he hurried out of the house.

"Hey, master, what's the matter? Isn't it reluctant to let Lu Niangzi be? Mo An touched Mo Yan and asked.

Mo Yan rolled his eyes at Mo An, and went out with his master.

"That, Master Mo, can I stay in the house?" The cockroach asked cautiously.

As soon as Mo An turned around, he saw a mouth full of big yellow teeth, and he hurriedly dodged back, waving his hand impatiently, "Stay away from me, stay away from me." ”

"Alas!" The cockroach retreated to the corner and looked at him.

"Ahem!" Mo An cleared his throat and turned his back on his hand, "Since the master said that you will be familiar with it first, then you will live in the house first, but you can only live in the gatehouse, and also, wash yourself, don't smoke the master, you have to do all the work of burning the fire and washing at home!" ”

"Don't worry, I'll do all the work at home!" The cockroach smiled and promised, "I'll wash Master Mo's feet at night!" ”

Mo An glanced at the cockroach and waved his hand, "You don't need to wash me, you just wash your own feet!" ”

In this way, there is an ugly-looking and thin man in this alley, staring at the passing lady, and occasionally a or two obscene words will come out, and the surprised ladies are all walking around Gongxi's house.

Slowly, everyone knew that this person was called a cockroach, a beggar who was kindly taken in by the Gongxi guards, although everyone was dissatisfied with him, but no one dared to look for trouble without looking at the face of the monk and the face of the Buddha.

Cockroaches basically squat at the gate every morning and afternoon, and these two times can always block Hua Ronghua.

"Ah, the lady is back, do you need me to pinch your legs?" The cockroach saw Hua Ronghua and Sanzhu's daughter-in-law from a distance, and greeted them upside down.

If you want to be familiar with it first, then start to be familiar with it by speaking.

The daughter-in-law of Sanzhu walked around to the other side of Hua Ronghua a little uncomfortably, lowered her head and quickened her pace.

"Pinch your mother!" Hua Ronghua also avoided this man at first, but he was like a piece of kraft candy, he could always catch himself and move forward, and slowly, Hua Ronghua, who didn't want to cause trouble, also began to curse, this annoying person lives in the East Courtyard, maybe Gong Xichu deliberately found it!

I have to say that Hua Ronghua is the truth.