Chapter 10: Apprenticeship
Besides, Zhou Jie pasted yellow paper on the top of Sun Yao's head, and Sun Yao fell. With this skill, will Zhou Jie still lack apprentices?
"Really?" With a question on my face, I asked. Zhou Jie smiled lightly and nodded.
This smile is simply overwhelming! Those two rows of white teeth, laughing so charmingly! The woman in front of me gives me the feeling that she is like Su Daji, and any action can make countless men follow.
"What am I lying to you two for? You two, what is there to fool me? Zhou Jie asked rhetorically. This sentence directly made me blush.
If you think about it carefully, it's true, I'm just a student, I want money or not, I don't want anything, people make their own films, is it interesting? At that moment, I was heartbroken, and nodded heavily: "Okay, I promise you." ”
"However, I have a precondition." Zhou Jie saw me agree and glanced at me: "If you worship me as a teacher, you must listen to me, I promise not to harm you, this, can you agree?" ”
I nodded, it was over, I really couldn't tolerate it. Li Wen on the side is also like pounding garlic. Zhou Jie saw the two of us like this, and immediately laughed: "Okay, as long as you two are obedient, I will naturally do my best to help you." Get down on your knees and apprentice. Speaking of this, Zhou Jie took two steps back and looked at me and Li Wen.
"Huh!" My face was so red that I couldn't help but start shaking, and seriously, it didn't feel comfortable to kneel down for a woman! But now, do I have any other way? Li Wen and I looked at each other, and I was speechless. Li Wen's kid, as if he was fine, knelt down very naturally, and put his hands on his chest: "Apprentice Li Wen, I've seen the master." ”
it! When I saw this thing like this, I really wanted to smoke him! In fact, I am still the kind of person who is more conservative, kneeling to the sky and kneeling to my parents, and men have gold under their knees, this is what I have always thought. I tried hard to bend my knees, but I was stiff there like a robot.
"Big brother, kneel!" When Li Wen saw me like this, he suddenly became anxious, raised his arm suddenly, and hit me directly in the crook of my leg, paralyzing, and my center of gravity was unstable at that time, and I knelt down with a bang! This hurts me, grinning my teeth, and looking at Li Wen fiercely!
"Apprentice Huang Dongwen, I've seen the master." I sighed helplessly and said it by the way. Unexpectedly, Zhou Jie touched my hair and nodded appreciatively at me: "Okay, good!" At such a young age, he has such self-esteem! Zhou Jie looked at me and Li Wen condescendingly, nodded, and sat on the sofa.
"After the apprenticeship, after the two of you, you will call me master. Eat this elixir. Zhou Jie looked at me, and suddenly her hand flickered, and suddenly two red pills appeared in her hand.
"This... What is it? I frowned, and my intuition told me that these two pills were definitely not simple! I could faintly feel that there seemed to be a red-black air flow on top of the pill, but unfortunately when I looked closely, there was nothing.
"Oh? Forgot what you promised me? I said that you must listen to me in the future, and I will not harm you. Zhou Jie seemed to be a little unhappy, put her left leg on her right leg, and her straight legs looked very attractive.
"No matter, eat!" Li Wen shouted out suddenly, grabbed the pill in Zhou Jie's hand, and swallowed it directly. I breathed a sigh of relief, but I really had no choice, so I picked it up and ate it.
The only thing I am sure of is that this Zhou Jie will definitely not harm the two of us. If she wanted to harm us, she wouldn't have saved us just now in Baicun.
it! When I chewed the pill, the tears almost didn't come out, it was numb, it was too bitter, right?!
Especially when swallowed in the stomach, the abdomen is like a fire burning! It was so uncomfortable. I cried with a sad face and looked at Zhou Jie, who was sitting there as if nothing had happened: "Sister Jie, this... What the hell is it for? ”
"It's still called Sister Jie? In the future, remember to call the master. The red pill I gave you two just now is an exclusive elixir for our Xuannu Hall, and after eating it, it can allow the two of you to open up your muscles and bones in a short period of time and become a Taoist priest. ”
"Karma?!" Damn, my jaw almost didn't fall off after hearing this! Become a Taoist priest? Paralysis! How do I feel like a dream? Also, What is the Xuannu Hall? As a result, Zhou Jie's words completely left me speechless.
"Xuannutang, there are three people now. I, the other two, are the two of you. Zhou Jie said lightly.
"Huh?!" At that time, I had the heart to cry! There are only three of them? No way.. Then this Zhou Jie, confiscating the two of us as apprentices, isn't it the so-called Xuannu Hall, just herself? Immediately I felt like I had been deceived.
"Master.. You.. Are you a Taoist priest? I raised my eyebrows and asked. Zhou Jie nodded: "My main business is indeed a Taoist priest. The so-called Taoist priest is to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits, and there is nothing to catch ghosts. Zhou Jie pointed to the bookshelf on the side, and the rows of urns on it looked very infiltrating.
I was in a cold sweat and my body was trembling! Those.. It's all a catch?!
"Being a Taoist priest is simply a huge profit, if the two of you don't worship me as a teacher and exorcise ghosts for you, you will have to collect at least one million. Moreover, sometimes, when you meet a rich person, you can make a lot of money by exorcising ghosts, and even some first-line stars also ask people to exorcise ghosts. Some celebrities even raise ghosts. ”
I took a deep breath and listened dizzily. In fact, to be honest, I did see the news before, saying that Cecilia Cheung raises little ghosts. But I always thought it was news hype. But now that I hear Zhou Jie say this, the cool breeze is swishing on my back!
"I'm also a teacher, you are from the experimental high school, and I am next door to you, the first high school, as the head teacher." Zhou Jie said it to me. The boss with my mouth open looked at Zhou Jie blankly. Surabaya City, in fact, is not very big, next to our experimental high school, is Surabaya No. 1 Middle School. Both high schools are on the same street. Unexpectedly, Zhou Jie turned out to be a teacher in No. 1 Middle School!
it! I looked Zhou Jie up and down, to be honest, if I was such a class teacher, I would definitely study hard! I can imagine that Zhou Jie is lecturing on the podium, and she looks like that, it's too jerky!
"From today onwards, the two of you must remember that you are members of the Xuannu Hall. You feel that there are only three of us in the Xuannu Hall, but you must know that the Xuannu Hall, this force, was once the pinnacle of the Taoist world! Merely.. Now.." Speaking of this, Zhou Jie's face inexplicably showed a trace of bitterness: "I will explain these things to you clearly in the future." You two, stay here today, let's go to school together tomorrow, and I'll help you exorcise ghosts. ”
"Thank you, master!" Made, after listening to Zhou Jie say so much, this sentence made me excited, and I nodded again and again! Li Wen on the side was also full of excitement, this game was played by everyone. Hurry up and end this game, it's what everyone wants.
"Remember, you two at night, don't touch anything, I'll call you tomorrow morning, and stay in that room." Zhou Jie pointed with a finger, and after speaking, he went upstairs. It wasn't until Zhou Jie left that the two of us glanced at each other, raised our palms in unison, and slammed them hard!
Ha ha! I got up from the floor and dragged Levine to the bedroom, and when I left, my knees were numb.
The two of us went to the room and fell on the bed. This room is obviously for guests, not too big, but dresser, computer, everything you need. If I were a normal person, I would definitely play with the computer, but today I really can't, I'm tired and stinky to death, and I fell asleep not long after I collapsed in bed. The one who sleeps is called a incense.
It wasn't until the next morning that a sharp knock on the door shattered my dream. I opened my hazy sleepy eyes, and there was a knock on the door from time to time, and I could still hear Zhou Jie's words: "Get up, don't rush for a while!" ”