Chapter 1 Brother, why did you jump off a cliff?

In the clear autumn of the east of the country, the sky is blue, and the occasional autumn geese sweep across the clear sky, bringing a burst of autumn to this slightly hot weather.

A fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy dressed in a white robe stood in a grass hut ten feet from the cliff...... Fingers snapped. Well, that's right, this handsome man is a little angry, but his expression is a little tangled, a little wooden young man, who is wrestling his fingers in distress: "Can jump, can't jump?" Can jump? Can't jump? Can jump? Won't jump ......"

At this time, on the cliff, a little doll dressed in red, with a piece of purple jade around her neck, and a pink jade carving, was threatening the young man with a milky voice: "Brother Yan, do you agree?" Say yes or no? If you don't promise, I'll jump! I really jumped!! ”

The young man almost wanted to get up, but he sat still, and said secretly in his heart: "The first time, when she said that she was going to jump off the cliff, I compromised; The second time she said she was going to jump off a cliff, I compromised...... The seventh time she said she was going to jump off a cliff, I compromised, and even gave up my sword from then on. Eighth ...... For the tenth time, I finally repaired this hut...... Just to stop her from jumping off the cliff at any time......" Thinking of this, the young man looked sad and angry: "Is it easy for me?" This is the twentieth time. I can't pamper her anymore! Absolutely not!! Absolute...... I haven't jumped before, and this time, I should, maybe, probably, probably, definitely won't jump...... Right? ”

"Can't jump, can't jump, definitely can't jump!" Although he thought so, when there was no sound behind him, the young man couldn't help but glance back, turned his head instantly, and said, "Well, no one!" …… Wrong! I didn't see anyone......"

The young man turned his head violently and looked again: "Is there really no one?" How so? ”

Look at it: "Is there really no one?!" The young man's face changed instantly, could he have expected it wrong? Did you really jump? The boy yelled: "Ling'er!! "One step out of the ten zhang distance, back to the senses, the person is already beyond the cliff.

The young man ignored his rapid fall and shouted: "Don't be afraid, Ling'er, I'm here to save you!" ”

Suddenly, in the mist, a hidden red shadow flashed, and before the young man realized what it was, he heard a childish voice like a dream demon above his head: "Brother Yan, why are you jumping off the cliff?" Mother said that you can't be too fragile to be a man! ”

When I looked up, I saw that the little baby was lying on a net and shaking her little hand leisurely at herself: "Brother Yan, don't send it if you slow down!" ”

The young man puffed a mouthful of blood when it sprayed in the air, but it fell on himself like raindrops: "Cloud! Spirit! Child! You wait for me......" After a while, the young man's figure had been hidden by the fog.

The little baby looked around and patted his chest: "Brother Yan is so scary, isn't it just jumping off the cliff, and he won't die!" ”

Hey? Why doesn't jumping off a cliff die? The little baby looked sideways at the sky, wondering why she thought so. What she is struggling with now is: "Although Uncle Qingying has set up a net here, how can I climb it?" Also, Brother Yan who fell, will he not hug me when he gets angry? No, didn't Brother Yan tell me to wait? Well, that's okay! ”

Just when the little baby was entangled in whether the young man would pick her up, with a whoosh, a figure rushed up from below, and the little baby saw the white figure, and clapped her hands happily and laughed: "Flying immortals outside the sky!" Yes! So handsome! ”

Standing on the top of the cliff, the young man stared hatefully at the little baby in red in the net pocket five meters below the cliff: "Yun Ling'er!" ”

The little baby smiled happily at the young man, stretched out her pink and fleshy little hands, and said in a milky voice: "Brother Yan, is Ling'er so well-behaved and obedient?" I've got you covered here! Hug!! ”

The young man stood on the top of the cliff and looked at the little baby in the net, his face was full of entanglements, and finally he couldn't resist the sweet smile and innocent eyes of the little baby, gritted his teeth and jumped down, and carried the little baby back to the top of the cliff.

Just when the young man stood still, ready to teach the little baby a lesson, the little baby hugged the young man's neck and said in his ear: "Brother Yan, I seem to have seen a monster just now!" ”

"What did you say?"

"Hey, that monster is coming up!"

As soon as the little baby finished speaking, the young man's face suddenly changed: "What about the sachet?" ”

"Huh? Brother Yan, have you forgotten? You just took the sachet to Sister Moxiang to wash it! ”

The young man almost wanted to go crazy: "You said that black thing is the sachet that the Taoist chief gave you?" ”

The little baby looked at the boy with extremely innocent and innocent eyes, and nodded as a matter of course: "Hmm! ”

If you want to cry without tears, you put the little baby on the ground: "Run!" Go home!! The boy was ready to meet the enemy.

I could only hear the infinitely compromised sentence behind him: "Brother Yan, how can you be like this?" You promised Ling'er! ”

The young man's face was so angry that his face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth and glared at the little baby with hatred, but the little baby looked serious.

The young man knew that it was useless to talk too much, so he simply hugged the little baby, stomped his feet, flew into the grass shed, threw the little baby in the grass shed, and he took out an iron long stick from it and rushed back to the top of the cliff: "Go home quickly!" ”

The little baby was lying on the armrest and sighed: "Brother Yan is so handsome!" It would be better if this stick could be long and short, hard and soft! ”

The boy stumbled when he heard this, and almost fell down.

At this time, I saw a burst of mist churning under the cliff, and a monster with a red fish head poked out of the clouds, and a mouth showed Sensen's sharp teeth, and the fishy smell rushed to the face: "Worship ......"

"Worship your sister!!" The young man smashed the stick, and did not forget to shout: "Monster, eat me!" ”

The boy had already been made very angry by the little baby, and now there is a monster that is automatically sent to the door to die, of course, he will not let it go easily.

Just listen to "Bang! With a bang, the boy's stick smashed on the head of the fish, knocking the monster flying into the air off the cliff.

"Yay! Brother Yan is so cool! It's a line I designed! The little baby lay on the railing of the straw hut and danced excitedly.

The young man took a deep breath and said secretly, "I'll clean her up when I'm done cleaning up the monster!" ”

The monster that didn't know it was about to be cleaned up flew up again: "Fairy ......"

The boy glared angrily, and he was still coming?

"Fairy your sister!" Raising his hand, another stick fell, and the monster flew out in an instant.

The young man said indignantly: "Want to eat my old sister? Let's build it for another 800 years!! ”

The little baby in the grass shed suddenly leaned her cheeks and pretended to be contemplative: "Brother Yan, that monster seems to look a little familiar?!" ”

The young man looked back at the little baby suspiciously: "Is there one?" ”

The little baby pointed to the monster who staggered back to the top of the cliff and said, "I think I've really seen it!" With this addition, he's been flattened twenty times by you! ”

The young man turned his head and glared at the monster: "What do you want to do?" ”

The bewildered monster muttered, "...... Shangxian, the little one has no sister! ”

The young man was furious, and pointed his stick at the monster: "Do you have a sister who cares anything about me?!" Say, what do you want to do to my sister?! ”

The monster had an ignorant and sluggish expression: "The little one just heard someone shouting that the sky is flying immortals, I think there must be an immortal passing by, and I came to meet him, in order to seek positive results!" I don't want to collide with the two immortals again, please spare my life! ”

In the face of this unlucky monster, the young man laughed and laughed, pointed to the bottom of the cliff, and burst out with a word: "Get out!" ”

The monster was like being amnesty, with a mist of water, and was about to return to the bottom of the cliff, but he heard a coquettish voice: "Wait! ”

Like a magic sound piercing the brain, the monster froze on the spot, trembling and looking back at the little baby in red: "Dare to ask the fairy what he commanded?" ”

The little baby held her hands behind her back, looked at the sky at forty-five degrees, and pretended to groan: "I want to come to you and I have a fate...... "When the monster heard the little baby say this, he only felt a chill all over his body, this little baby has always had a lot of strange means, obviously just an ordinary little girl, but I don't know how to have a heavenly curse to protect herself, coupled with her violent temper, with the help of her brother with strange powers, Rao Youwei has practiced for so many years, and it is better to live than die when she bumps into her, and now, I don't know what tricks she wants to play.

Sure enough, the little baby looked at the monster with a compassionate look, and said: "Seeing that your cultivation is quite difficult today, and you are determined to achieve positive results, it is better to worship under the Yanshang Immortal Sect and seek the blessing of one party...... What do you think? ”

Listening to the little baby's mouthful, the young man who pretended to be a mature Confucian, and almost didn't laugh, suddenly felt a headache when he heard the words behind the little baby, just imagine how could he accept a monster to get started? If you let Master know, it would be strange if you didn't punish him heavily! Shaking his head and smiling bitterly, the young man thought, "Little Sister's idea is really wild, and no one can match it. No wonder the chickens and dogs jump at home every day! ”

Besides, the monster has been self-cultivating at the bottom of the cliff for five hundred years, and has never studied and read, listening to this five-year-old baby chewing words, only to feel that his head is as big as a fight, but many years of cultivation have kept a trace of clarity in his mind, and in the cloud and mountain fog cover, he still heard that the little baby asked him to worship under the strange power of the young man.

Suddenly, the monster only felt like five thunderbolts. Thinking that it has been at the bottom of the cliff for 500 years, how has it ever been bullied by others? Only in the past six months, the little baby and her brother suddenly appeared on the cliff, and since then its leisurely life has been far away from it. It doesn't count if you disturb it at two ends for three days, and it is already miserable to see each other with sticks. Thinking that it is a monster being bullied by mortals like this, it is already faceless, oh, no, it is a faceless demon, and now it wants to worship the door, it might as well be killed headlong?

Fortunately, after practicing for five hundred years, the monster is not too stupid, his eyes rolled, and he bowed respectfully to the two brothers and sisters: "The immortal is kind, the little one is grateful, and the little one will come to serve the immortal after the one at home!" After speaking, without waiting for the little baby to respond, he jumped into the bottom of the cliff without looking back.

Sneaking into the cave at the bottom of the cliff and closing the door tightly, the monster laughed three times: "I have been cultivating all my life, how can I have that at home?" If you want me to come back, wait another 800 years! "Laugh and laugh, the monster also knows that he deceived the brother and sister like this today, and he can't stay here any longer. The young man is okay, he shouldn't want to accept a monster as his subordinate, but if the little baby knows that she has deceived her, there will really be no quiet life to live in the future: "Alas, it seems that I can only find another place to live!" ”

It's sad enough for the monsters to get mixed up like this!!