Chapter 11 Toilet
Long Jie looked at the energetic first-year freshmen of the Bermuda Military Academy who walked by in twos and threes, and some of them couldn't wait to change into the regular uniforms or training uniforms of Baiyou military uniforms, and took selfies and uploaded them to the Xingwang social platform; Some are holding storage boxes with daily necessities such as sheets, vests, socks, etc., and while walking, they imagine the future with their classmates in the same department, class, or dormitory. Of course, it is indispensable that some freshmen have put their topics and attention on the sassy and heroic sisters, after all, in military schools, men and women are stratified in the same building.
It's a pity that there is an ancient adage: "fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-senior".
The senior cattle have already begun to act, and there are many people who offer flowers and courtesies.
Walking through the crowd, Long Jie came to the elevator room, and saw a few seniors standing in a row like gods in front of him, with a fierce face, and the tendon meat under the training uniform, almost chiseled the words "Don't approach the living" on his forehead.
I've been here for a day, and the school girls are all blocked here!
"This senior, borrowed, I'll get on the elevator." Long Jie picked a relative and said a kind word.
"Are you sure you get up from me, electricity, ladder?" Mian Shan's smile was a little silly, and he asked.
"Isn't the elevator for riding?" Long Jie looked down on this kind of unskilled pickling behavior from the bottom of his heart, and continued: "Yes, I want to get on the elevator from here. ”
"Very well, let's welcome the first freshman!" Senior Han laughed happily and gestured to his companion on the side.
Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!
The one took out a small gong and a small mallet from behind him, kicked the middle step used for wandering in a play, struck it three times in succession, and shouted: "Here it is, here it is!" Aren't all this year's freshmen all bad! Buy and leave, bets are limited to one minute! ”
Seeing this scene, Long Jie blinked his eyes and had a hint of foreboding.
Buzz!
The originally lively sound outside the lobby on the first floor disappeared strangely for a moment, and a sudden sound swept towards the lobby.
"Yo! Look! Someone's in the ring! Hurry up and place bets on the intranet! ”
"Doesn't that seem like one of the seeded players we were looking at? It's a bit of an upset. ”
"Upset? You don't know that, do you? This year's special enrollment, that's the back door is wide open, and a bird doesn't in the countryside actually recruited two! This has never happened before! Then the level of this session can be imagined. ”
"However, those who dare to challenge the ring generally have two brushes, and those who can win are usually the special students of the current year. Anyway, this is the tradition of our military academy, and it can be regarded as a reference for measuring the average level of freshmen. And isn't there an added benefit to this ring! ”
"What? It's called 'Toilet Ring'? Long Jie immediately woke up from his absent-minded state, and carefully looked at the expression of the senior opposite, not like he was joking.
"You freshmen can fight in wheel battles, and our sophomores will fight with these four people, and the content of the competition is the major items of the entrance exam: deduction, ships, mechas, logistics, ....... Of course, if you are already a nuclear powerer, whether it is a sun or a yin person, you can go to the school field to compete. The senior continued with a smile: "As for the bet, it is to brush the toilet for a year!" You freshmen have a total of five opportunities to challenge, best-of-five games, and if you lose, all the freshmen will brush the toilet bowl for the second-year seniors for a whole year! ”
"It looks like I've wasted a fifth of my chances for freshmen." Long Jie laughed at himself: "That...... May I ask if I was a nuclear powerhouse, what would I be trying to do? ”
Senior Han frowned and tilted his head to look at the man with glasses who was closest to the figure of an ordinary person among his companions, who nodded lightly and said two words "leak" with his mouth.
Senior Han's brows suddenly relaxed, and he said jokingly: "It turns out that he is a beginner who can't control his nuclear power well, don't say that I bullied you special students, the content of the competition is up to you!" ”
"Take your pick?" Long Jie's face was caught by someone and his feet hurt and there was a hint of anger that he didn't dare to speak, he looked around, and after obviously struggling in his heart, he continued as if he was resigned: "Okay, then let's compare the nuclear power value....... Compare and see, whose is lower. ”
Hearing Long Jie's so-called "competition content", several seniors, including many students near the lobby, subconsciously plucked out their ears.
A trace of surprise flashed on the glasses man's face, and then he opened the watch and entered the relevant page of the new life, and through the intelligent scanning and recognition of the face, he found the comprehensive evaluation table of Longjie in three or two clicks.
Glancing at Long Jie with a complicated expression, the man with glasses sighed lightly: "You have successfully diverted our attention, I am the first viewer of the comprehensive evaluation form." Well, let's just throw in the towel. ”
In the inquiring eyes of his companion, the man with glasses divided the hologram on their watch, and then continued to Long Jie: "It's not pleasant to enter the heaven of mortals, but fall into the hell of the nuclear power, right?" ”
"What kind of generation is given by parents; It's your choice of what you look like! Long Jie grinned, revealing two small tiger teeth, and said, "Half a month ago, at this time, I was still a patient with 'Newisupa' disease. And four years ago, in order to open this door and see the scenery behind me, I was even willing to exchange my life! Now I see a different view, and it doesn't matter how far I can go, hehe, because every extra step is earned! ”
After speaking, Long Jie turned around and walked into the elevator car, and waved his hand behind him very chicly, leaving a few seniors who looked at each other.
When the elevator door was about to close, the chatter outside poured in, and the words "the weakest in history" appeared most frequently.
Long Jie opened his hands and lazily propped himself on the armrests of the car, grinning, and his two little tiger teeth bared outward.
The tiger cub staggered to his feet and let out his first roar to the world: Since I have stood up, nothing can knock me down, for I will not accept my fate!
.......
"My brother Jie, you're grandstanding, is this really good?" A sturdy boy with a tiger head and a tiger brain leaned on the ladder of the bunk bed with his shoulders crossed, with a mocking face.
On the desk on the side, the brain is playing a hot video of the school intranet, and the video that has been played on the main screen is obviously a video titled "The weakest 'picking' toilet in history".
Long Jie glanced at the small screen in the information bar along the bed, and captured a few keywords on it, such as "Zhang Xiao, flea star, military exercises, special moves", etc., roughly guessed the identity of the other party, recalled the very "down-to-earth" sliding shovel landing, and couldn't help but stroke his forehead and said: "Brother Jie? We're not familiar with each other to that extent, are we? ”
"Tell me about it." Zhang Xiao stepped forward, touched Long Jie with his shoulder very familiarly, and with the most profound knowledge of Baiyou people on his face: gossip, and asked, "Does that Gandalf really look like a bad old man?" ”
When Long Jie heard him ask, he knew how he should have learned about what happened at the airport, most likely from his brother, who had been demoted to three levels in the military for three years.
Long Jie shrugged his shoulders, sat down on the chair next to the desk, looked back and forth on Zhang Xiao for a while, and then said: "His usual life is: clothes to stretch out his hands, food to open his mouth, except for occasionally going out to buy some so-called materials, eating, drinking, Lazar and sleeping are all in his material room." Let's put it this way, I lived in the shelter for half a year before I was adopted by Gandalf. It was in that year that his bare metal had just started. Before the age of eight, I survived on the aunt and social assistance funds from the pet store next door, and after the age of eight, he relied on me to work and take on the work. ”
"You know what? Last month, when I came back from practicing PK, I was ridiculed by him, and I couldn't help but quarrel with him, and then said cruel things. With a laugh, Long Jie laughed at himself: "I said, 'You are old, but I have grown up, and now I can take you down with one hand'......"
"Hearing this, I have to say......" Zhang Xiao really stiffened his finger and said: "Brother Jie, it is really a miracle in human history that you can live until now!" ”
Long Jie spread his hands and said: "I always thought that he was at most a mecha modifier, and he knew a little bit of magic pattern knowledge, after all, his material room and the airport management office signed a fifty-year long contract, which shows that he has the strength recognized by others; And my mecha knowledge, skills, etc., were all taught to me by him. The first time I followed him to the materials room, I still remember him showing me the bare metal and bragging about what 'when this mech is finished, we'll be safe for the rest of our lives'......."
"To be honest, I never thought I was so close to the world of the Nuke. So, now I'm still a novice in the world of nuclear power, hehe, 'one poor and two white'......"
"Don't worry, I'm here!" Zhang Xiao patted his chest and said, "Let Xiaozi come and popularize science for Brother Jie today." ”
Long Jie looked at the can of beer handed to him, and pouted, "Start with this kind of thing?" ”
"That's right! This is the first lesson, alcohol is only 'drunk' to the nuclear force, and there is no other damage. Because the raw materials for brewing are some grains or such as medicinal herbs, grapes, or even animals, it is energy that can be absorbed by the nuclear power. Zhang Xiao poured half a can of beer down, made a long hiccup, caught a glimpse of Long Jie's crying and laughing expression, and continued: "To get back to the point, what is a nuclear force? The full name of the nuclear power is 'brain domain nuclear power'. ”