My name is Wake Up, Su of Suzhou, wake up.

According to my grandmother, my parents had already given me a simple, trouble-free, clean, unisex good name, "Su Xing", taken from the surnames of the two, which means that I am the crystallization of the love between the two. This is also due to the fact that they were both intellectuals, and if I had not been a fetus at the time, I would have jumped out and shouted to vent my extreme dissatisfaction with the name.

Later, my father was sent on a business trip by the unit, and my mother accidentally slipped while taking a bath, and the result was that I came to the world from my mother's belly in a hurry more than a month in advance.

Although I look alive now, but the time point back to that time was very dangerous, that fall almost made me reincarnate, plus my mother's fetal position is not very correct, scared grandma outside the operating room high blood pressure almost rose. When my grandmother panicked, I announced in a faint voice similar to a cat's meow that I had come to this colorful world with difficulty.

On the second day of my birth, my father felt Y City in a hurry from out of town, and he looked at me and my mother who were weak, and grabbed his hair fiercely. Later, I heard from my mother that I was a premature baby, "3 pounds and 8 taels", and the doctors who gave birth said that I was the youngest baby she had ever seen.

My dad looked as small as a kitten, and one of his shoes could be my bed, and the man who was almost 30 years old, with red eyes, clenched his mother's hand, crying like a lost child. He said that when he heard that my mother had a difficult birth, he was so frightened that he sat down on the ground and hurried home. He said that he didn't dare to think that if he came back and heard the bad news that his wife and daughter were not there, what stupid thing would he do, at that moment my mother's heart was soft, and when I grew up, I heard Lao Su's performance back then, and I couldn't help but give him an annual praise across time periods.

But perhaps because of my premature birth, I have been very weak since I was a child, and I have sent money to the hospital for major illnesses and minor disasters. Every time I went to the hospital, Dr. Hong, who looked like a Buddha with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, would ask Lao Su: "Wake up, what's wrong with this?" It also made Lao Su very distressed. Because of this, I became a child who was very distressed by the whole family.

The superstitious grandmother was distressed when she saw the kitten I was born with. In order to make me grow up smoothly, she spent most of her pension for half a year to find a certain immortal to calculate a hexagram for me. Daxian may probably be, maybe, a little skillful, under my grandmother's extremely attentive gaze, laboriously calculated a hexagram. said that my name is not good, and my murderous spirit is too heavy, not only will I have a bad fate in the future, but it will also be difficult to succeed in my studies, and my good fate will be weak. My grandmother took out a piece of Grandpa Mao from her pocket again, handed it to the master and asked: How to crack it.

Daxian touched his chin and said, "You have to change your name to "Awaken" in order to be safe and joyful, and to get through all the hardships in your life. Hearing Daxian's words, my grandmother thanked herself, and then went home and pulled my parents to talk about Daxian's magical powers.

After hearing this, my dad kept shaking his head and said: Old lady, this is a feudal superstition, and this was cheated out of money by a scammer.

But when the couple reported their household registration, they still had a little expectation and changed "Su Xing" to "wake up".

In this way, the "I" in the household registration book officially has the identity of the world and has become a social person.

When I was growing up, I couldn't help but pout when I heard that I had chosen my name so haphazardly and casually twice. Thinking that if it is really called "Su Xing", it will be absolutely powerful and domineering. Whenever I said this idea, I would always be knocked on the head by my grandmother with chopsticks, and then I was pulled into her incense-filled room, knelt on the mat, and prayed to the Bodhisattva: Tong Yan Wu Ji, Tong Yan Wu Ji.

When I was older, I was in elementary school, and I hated my name to the extreme. Because the bears at that time loved to give people nicknames, my unique name also became the object of everyone's ridicule. They called me "sleepy worm, eye droppings, can't wake up," "sleep, wake up; Wake up, go to sleep", it became a mantra on my lips, I was stupid and small, and I was always so angry that I ran into the house to cry, and cried to my parents to change their names. Of course, he didn't win the sympathy of Lao Su and his wife, and it was no longer possible to change his name.

Later, a few years passed, and personnel changed.

Wang Feng and Zhang Ziyi got married, and their daughter also woke up, "Sleep, wake up; Wake up, go to sleep" has also become an Internet buzzword; Later, I walked out of the small city of Y City, met a lot of people, experienced a lot of things, and did a lot of things I wanted to do and didn't want to do. Later, the memories of those years could not withstand the polishing of time and disappeared into history. But on the hottest summer afternoon of that year, I always remember an older boy standing in front of the vending machine, blushing and muttering, "You don't know, the dawn wakes up." ”

At that time, I liked my name from the bottom of my heart, and I was extremely grateful to that half-baked immortal back then, if it weren't for his "cracking Dafa", I wouldn't be what I am today, and it is difficult to become such a lucky person.

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Chapter 1 The Athletic Achievements of All Evils

"Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up."

On a rare rainy summer afternoon, I slept on my pillow, listened to the rain, and my mind was swollen and I couldn't sleep steadily, but I was woken up by a series of ear-jerking magic sounds from my mother.

Outside the window is gloomy, it seems that God also knows that today is the day of the high school entrance examination scores, such a whole black cloud overwhelms the city, the city has not been urged, and the city in my heart is about to be destroyed by my mother's magic voice.

"Eun, you know, I'll wake up after 100 seconds of sleep."

My mother looked at me helplessly, and I didn't even have to open my eyes to guess her expression. To be honest, even though the weather today is perfect for sleeping, I have been thinking about the results of the high school entrance examination, and the worries in my mind are constantly running around.

I sneaked open a crack and glanced at my mother. Seeing her frowning, I sighed in my heart. I knew she was more nervous than me, but I didn't have the courage to make a carp and sit barefoot in front of the computer to check the final result.

Although the outcome is already predestined, it will not be because I don't want to face it, God will grant me good luck and reverse the bleak ending. But I selfishly want to make those 100 seconds pass slowly, and if 1 second can be broken into 10 seconds, then it would be better.

It's an indisputable fact that I love to sleep in. Whenever I am in a chaotic state of sobriety and confusion, I always count down to 100 in my mind, and as the single digit gradually approaches, I can always think of the scene of the tanned physical education teacher counting down to three when presiding over the track and field competition, and the tension that was suppressed in the subconscious also urged me to wake up.

There are three kinds of people I fear in my life: doctors, opticians, and gym teachers.

I am afraid that the doctor is the sequelae left by injections and medicines since childhood.

I'm afraid that the owner of the optical store is too myopic because of his deep myopia, and every time I see the crooked E, I feel that even if the sky is clear, there will be a slight chill under my feet. As long as the words of deepening eyesight reach Lao Su's ears, his violent temper will definitely yell at me: "Let you pay attention to your eyesight, watch less TV, and surf the Internet less, no matter what you say, you just don't listen, you look at the eyes of junior high school like this, what can you do in the future." "When I encountered this, I also became cowardly in seconds, and I didn't dare to say anything else, for fear that if I accidentally increased Lao Su's anger.

Lao Su's temper is generally very gentle, and he can be called a good father in China. But every time I touch my eyesight, it's like dry wood meets fire, and the battle fire value increases exponentially.

Physical education teacher, this amazing teaching profession is also an embarrassing point of fear in my life.

I went to junior high school in the city No. 2 middle school, and the physical education teacher was the administrative director of the school, and I had the title of "busy". Because nine times out of ten, others called him in a state of "busyness", and the title followed.

When I first saw "Occupied Line", I felt that he was the man in "Horse Pole", mighty and majestic. A body of dark and shiny skin soaked in the sun all the year round, black hair mixed with white board inches, although he is middle-aged, but the eyes wrapped in deep eye sockets are still shining like eagle eyes, looking extremely sharp, looking like a standard physical education teacher.

It stands to reason that a big man like "Occupy Line" shouldn't know a little shrimp like me, but fate is just nonsense and deviation. When he saw "Occupied Line" again many years later, he smiled and couldn't close his mouth, and said in person: "I am an indelible stroke of his teaching career." ”

It's really a shame to say that the second middle school in order to ensure the annual admission rate. This is especially true for children who are on the fringes of key high schools where they can pick peaches if they work hard. I happen to be one of this wave of "school treasures" who are easily ignored by the class teacher, but they are the "school treasures" who are poured chicken soup by the principal at the weekly grade assembly.

Then my fate with the "occupied line" also started with this evil "school treasure" policy.

My grades in cultural classes and sports belong to a strong big thick leg and a thin little thin leg, and there is a huge difference between the two.

The ranking of cultural classes can also rush into the top ten of the class, but the results of physical education classes are steadily in the first place every time. For this reason, I got the honor of "three thousand beauties in the harem, and the 'occupying' emperor favors me alone".

In each physical education class, after doing the basic stretching activities, the rest of the students should run laps and run circles, and practice standing jumping. At this time, the thick hoarse voice of the "busy line" will sound: "The rest of the students formed a group to practice their weak projects and woke up." ”

Every now and then, I would stand up to the reflected light from the "glasses" of the class, look at Guo Qingran's eyebrows, and walk towards the "busy line" with difficulty.

The afternoon sun wasn't that dazzling, but I was on the three steps of a class, and I always felt like I was shaky. In this way, the whole year of physical education class in my junior high school was with the track and three steps, and I was really the hardest working one, and I was trembling and walking on thin ice even when I drank saliva and was lazy for three seconds.

If you evaluate the "occupied line", aside from the mixture of my personal feelings, objectively speaking, he is not only a famous teacher but also a loving teacher, and the students he has instructed have passed the physical education exam with a close to full score when they graduated. Guo Qingran went from the same scum level as me, and a year later, he also shined in the physical education exam and got a full score.

Maybe I was born with a lack of sports cells, like the standing long jump that "busy line" has always said, and the scoring skills of stretching my body and leaning back when I want to jump to the highest point, I not only did not understand it when jumping on the steps every day, but also did not get it in the exam field. In this way, before I reached the highest point and stretched my body, I fell to the ground like a foundation.

"155cm" With the drop of the hammer of the two results, my high school entrance examination long jump results are also certain, and I look at the "busy line" next to me is also mixed. As a result, my overall sports score is still a dozen points away from my perfect score. In a year's physical education class, I and "Occupy Line" also cultivated a deep revolutionary relationship between teachers and students, and he was also busy comforting me and saying: "It's okay, it's okay, our sports results have played to a normal level, and we still have hope to go to Zhiyuan Middle School if we work hard to do well in the cultural class." ”

I can only play hard haha, this stable can no longer be stable normal level, a can of Red Bull and two glucose bottles I drank before running 800 meters also played a satiety role after all, and it didn't help me to run if God helps, and move forward bravely.

But no matter how unwilling I was, my sports results finally settled, and the high school entrance examination two months later was quietly passed.