"There's a big living person in the family, do you think he might not know? We're not separated! ”

"I don't care, this villa is so big, I just hide in the guest room and don't come out, and I'll come out to do activities when he goes to work every day!"

I was about to speak, but she looked at me again and spoke, "You're still not my sister?" If you want to help me, if you don't, get me out now! ”

Nima's, why should I go out? This is my home!

After I finished cooking, Xiao Man filled himself a bowl, and after picking up the dishes, he hid in the guest room on the second floor. Fastest update access: щщщ.79XS.сОΜ.

At noon, Fu Lingye came back for dinner, and rested for a while, and when he went to work in the afternoon, he didn't find that there was another person in the family at all.

At night, Xiao Man concocted the same method, and quietly avoided Fu Lingye's eyes.

The next morning, Fu Lingye walked on the front foot, and Xiao Man came out on the back foot, she saw that I didn't wake up, so she ran to the master bedroom to lie down next to me, pushed me awake, and said: "You asked the old man not to come back at noon, what are you running at both ends, how troublesome!" ”

I rubbed my eyes and said, "It's closer to CE than the previous apartment, it's only a fifteen-minute drive, and he came back at noon to eat." ”

Xiao Man was silent for a long time, and suddenly said, "Lao Bai, I envy you and Lao Fu so much." ”

"If you don't run away, aren't you and Lao Wang like me and Fu Lingye?"

She sat up irritably, "It's different! ”

I frowned slightly and asked her, "Are you in menopause?" Why is it so easy to get irritable? ”

"You've just reached menopause!"

I rolled over and ignored her, "I'm so sleepy, don't make noise, I'm going to continue to sleep for a while." ”

She was left alone and unhappy, and pushed me hard, "No, you go and make me breakfast!" ”

"Fu Lingye must be ready, you go down and eat it yourself."

"No, I feel lonely alone, you accompany me to eat!"

Xiao Man is like a naughty child, constantly torturing her sleepy old mother.

I was pushed and pulled over by her, and I tossed and turned several times like a bun.

knew that he couldn't sleep anymore, so he turned over and got out of bed.

But when I came out of the bathroom after washing, I saw Xiao Man lying on my 'bed' and falling asleep.

As she said, she seems to be very anxious lately, and she obviously hasn't slept well at night, and the crow blue under her eyes is clearly visible.

Tsk, I'm really distressed to watch.

I sighed, gently brushed the 'messy' hair from her cheeks, looked at her pitiful little appearance, and ...... A slap on her back and a loud yell: "Sleep you are paralyzed, get up hi!" ”

Xiao Man woke up, looked at me in a daze, and muttered, "Damn, I thought there was an earthquake." ”

After torturing each other for a while, the two of them finally supported each other and went downstairs for breakfast.

Since I came back from Guizhou, the whole person seems to have become lazy, and I don't get up in the morning to make breakfast, although I have nothing to do all day, but I am lazy.

And Fu Lingye now gets up half an hour early in the morning to make breakfast for me, and he will ask me to get up 'bed' for the first two days, but after calling for two days, I found that I fell asleep again in a blink of an eye, so I didn't call anymore, let me be lazy and decadent, eat breakfast alone every day and then go to work, and come back in the evening to catch up with me and Fu Xiaoye when I have fun and don't want to cook, he will cook by himself.

According to Fu Lingye's words, I am now stupid to eat, sleep, and grow 'meat' every day, and I scoff at this.

Is it good for people to monitor their weight every day?

Not only did I not gain weight since I came back from Guizhou, but I also lost a pound! Now it's only ninety-nine pounds!

It's just that what frustrates me is that the 'meat' and 'meat' on my face and waist have not changed at all, and I not only wonder, but where is the weight loss of the pound?

After taking a shower at night, I looked at the full-length mirror for a long time, wondering if it was because the 'breasts' had become smaller?

And Fu Lingye now claims to be a pig farmer.

Last Saturday, a friend called him in the morning to ask him to go out to play ball, and he pushed it when he opened his mouth, saying that the pigs at home had not woken up yet, and he would have to feed the pigs when the pigs woke up.

At that time, I was 'confused' and 'confused' and listened to it in a daze, and I was half angry!

Now that I think about it while eating breakfast, it has become fun to die of anger.

At this time, Xiao Man sat down, looked at the breakfast on the table, and said, "This is not enough for two people to eat." ”

"Then I'll cook some more noodles."

"Cook more, I didn't eat enough last night."

I cooked noodles and asked Xiaoman to help me feed Fu Xiaoye, she was impatient, and after hastily brewing the 'milk', she let Fu Xiaoye drink the 'milk' bottle by herself.

I was so angry that I scolded her: "Are you an idiot, even if it is really a baby, it will not hold the 'milk' bottle and drink the 'milk' by itself!" ”

"You're an idiot, you like children to give birth to themselves, why raise a dog!"

"I just love dogs!"

"Really? When it's big, I'll stew it and eat it! ”

"If you dare to stew my Fu Xiaoye, I'll stew you!"

"Oh, you come to stew me, you come to stew me!"

"Do you think I don't dare, come, come here, if you dare to come, I will dare to stew you!"

"You stew me and still want me to pass, am I stupid?"

"Aren't you stupid?"

"You're stupid!"

"You're stupid!"

"You're stupid!"

……

We quarreled for fifteen minutes about this pointless fight, and we ended up fighting until we were almost confused.

Xiao Man was still unsatisfied, and he didn't seem to have scolded, and muttered while eating: "You wait for me, and I'll quarrel with you when I'm full and strong." ”

"Damn, I'm going to wash the dishes after you're done!"

"I don't wash!"

"Then don't eat it!"

"I want to eat!"

"Then go wash the dishes!"

"Damn Bai Suran, you 'woman'!"

"I'm a 'woman', but I'm willing to bow down to you!"

"Let ......" Xiao Man only said one word, and suddenly the sound of a car came from outside.

We both froze at the same time.

"Dig the slot, go and see who's coming!"

I hurriedly got up and walked to the 'door', took one look, and then shouted to her, "My man is back!" ”

She was a little confused and asked me, "Who is your man?" ”

Me: "......"

Xiao Man quickly reacted again and shouted: "Ouch dig the groove!" ”

She pulled out her 'legs' and ran upstairs, and I stood at the 'door' and watched Fu Lingye park the car, and then got out of the car and walked over.

He saw me and asked, "What are you doing here like a pole?" ”

“…… Look at you. ”

He went inside and said, "I'll come back and get something, have you had breakfast?" ”

"Oh, eating."

Fu Lingye went upstairs to get something, I thought he was leaving, but who knew that he actually turned to the dining room, took a look at it and frowned and asked me: "Has anyone been here?" ”

"Huh? Nope! ”

"Then how about two pairs of chopsticks?"

I glanced at the messy tabletop and racked my brains to make excuses, "...... I felt that it was boring to eat alone, so I served a bowl to Fu Xiaoye, but it didn't eat, so I ate two bowls alone! ”

"Didn't I make you breakfast, and you still cook noodles?"

Me: "...... I suddenly wanted to eat noodles! ”

"And what about the breakfast I cooked for you?"

"I ate it too!"

"You've eaten so much?"

Fu Lingye asked me one question after another, and I simply said: "People are growing their bodies!" What's wrong with eating more! ”

Fu Lingye looked at me a few times like a stupid 'force', and nodded slightly, "Don't forget to grow your brain while growing your body." ”

Me: "......"

I finally got the people to go, and I sat down and continued to eat noodles.

After a while, Xiao Man sneaked downstairs and asked me, "Why did the old man come back?" ”

"Take something."

She let out an "oh" and sat down to continue eating.

I asked her, "I don't think he would tell Lao Wang even if he let Fu Lingye know, and even if Lao Wang knew that you were back...... I don't think I'm going to do anything to you......"

In fact, I haven't told her that Lao Wang has a 'girlfriend' friend so far.

First, I don't know how to speak, and second, I don't know if she will go crazy after telling Xiaoman, after all, I can't resist her madness.

So in the midst of hesitation, I chose to hold off for a few days and wait for her to feel better before telling her.

"No, I don't want anyone to know that I'm back, I'm conflicted right now, do you know my conflict?"

I shook my head.

"You're not a good thing, I treat you as a sister, you don't understand the contradictions in my heart."

Me: "......"

Maybe it was because I was aggrieved in my house for two days, Xiao Man seemed to have mania, and when Fu Lingye was away, she was like a ghost constantly shuttling around the house.

At this moment, I was teaching Fu Xiaoye to and pee in the basin, when Xiaoman suddenly came out from behind me and announced, "I'm going out shopping!" ”

"Huh? Haven't you been lurking like an underground party member these days? What should I do if I go out and get bumped into by an acquaintance? ”

"How could it be so coincidental? S City is such a big coastal city, I can meet acquaintances when I go out casually? Do I have such a wide network? ”

After Xiao Man made a decision, he had to realize it in a hurry.

She changed her clothes, put on a 'fine' makeup, and dragged me out with her bag.

I looked at her and sighed: "Makeup is really magical, and the village 'woman' who is weakened by the 'spirit' immediately becomes a beautiful 'woman' who is full of 'spirit'. ”

"You are the village woman! You are the woman! ”

In the car, I looked at the time and said, "Fu Lingye will get off work in another hour and a half, and I will come back to cook for him." ”

"Just let him eat as much as he wants, and we'll eat outside later."

"Well, what if we wait until we get back? Did you climb up to the second floor from the outside? ”

"When the time comes, you go in first, and I'll go upstairs after fooling him into the room!"

Me: "......"

The 'woman' loses track of time as soon as she goes shopping.

We strolled around until dark, and as soon as we walked out of a store, our phones buzzed in our bags.

After answering the phone, Fu Lingye asked me, "What are you doing?" I didn't answer a few of them. ”

"Huh? Oh, I'm out shopping~"

"With whom?"