Text 73.The Adventures of the Circle! (1)
"This is it. Come out. I smell you. ”
The night was poignant, and in a corner of the park, a blue shadow jumped and landed on a chair, and his eyes looked coldly into the shadows of a corner of the park.
"This is my territory, you crossed the line."
With a low meow, a little white cat slowly came out of the shadows with bared teeth and looked at the guy in front of him who was obviously a circle larger than it.
The fur is smooth, and at first glance, it is a domestic cat that only knows how to eat and wait for death, and has lost their unruly and wild waste of cats, and I really can't figure out why the great king would choose such a waste.
The little white cat looked coldly at the blue cat opposite.
"We're all brothers, don't be so different."
The blue cat Yuanyuan washed his face with his paws, looked at the little white cat curiously, and sniffed his nose, "Your power is shared." So you've found the Contractor? ”
"It's nature. Do you think I'll be as useless as you are? ”
The little white cat sneered, jumped on the chair unceremoniously, and looked at the blue cat Yuanyuan, "You haven't found a contractor yet?" Sure enough, it's domestic waste. It is a waste that the king's power has been given to you. ”
"Hmph. Do you think I'm going to find a random contractor like you? I, the most powerful general under the throne of the king, even if I want to find a contractor, I will naturally look for the most powerful contractor, and I will not find a two-legged beast to fool around like you. ”
The blue cat glared at the little white cat and laughed, "If I don't feel wrong, the contractor you are looking for doesn't seem to be very good." ”
"Wait until you find the contractor, and then tell me something like that. Now, fuck me off. Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind. ”
The little white cat immediately roared, arched itself, and exploded in an instant.
The little white cat's unceremonious attack posture startled the blue cat Yuanyuan, and he subconsciously took a few steps back, "Hmph." Just go. I'm just stopping by to see you. Since you're so rude, forget it. I'm going to look for the powerful contractor, and when I do, you'll know who the waste is. ”
"Get out!"
The little white cat roared, and the blue cat Yuanyuan hurriedly ran away.
"What an impolite guy. At first glance, I knew that he was just a big soldier. I can't just find a contractor like him. My contractor himself must be strong enough, only then can I, the number one general under my king, be firmly established. ”
As the blue cat left the park, the blue cat said to himself, "Looking at the appearance of the wild cat just now, I'm afraid that the other cats should have almost found their own contractor." I'll have to speed things up, too. ”
It thought, turning into a blue shadow, moving through the city like a ghost.
"This is it. I smelled the scent of a pure maiden, and a soul wave that was strong enough. ”
The blue cat stopped in front of a residential building, and a flash of color flashed in his eyes.
Hard work pays off.
It has finally found a suitable contractor.
So, let's get moving.
It thought, climbed over the fence, climbed up the tall building, and in an understatement, came to the window on the twelfth floor, and saw a beautiful human girl smiling at the camera, and a feeling like first love rose in its heart.
That's her, that's her!
I could feel the strength and purity of her soul.
The blue cat Yuanyuan was lying on the window, and saw the girl in the room talking shyly to the computer, "I've been busy lately, and I haven't broadcast live with you for a long time." Did you miss me? ”
"If you don't say you can't, you can go out."
The girl suddenly became vicious, and the blue cat Yuanyuan was startled and almost fell from the window.
Although the voice is a little thicker, no one is perfect, after all, it is just a two-legged beast, not as perfect as us, and it is acceptable.
The blue cat thought and slowly sneaked into the room.
"By the way, let me tell you something. Have you seen Madoka Magi? If you haven't seen the children's shoes, remember to see them. It's very important, this is the test point, everyone circled.
Haha, no kidding. Let me tell you how I feel about it. In fact, the whole thing is to tell us a truth.,Don't see something cute.,Just stupidly don't know how to refuse.。
If we meet this kind of cute guy on the road, and then tell you to sign a contract with me to become a magical girl. Everyone must decisively say to it, don't sign, get out! Remember our slogan, Kewpie must die! ”
The girl laughed as she spoke, and wanted to fix her hair, when she saw a very cute blue cat squatting on the computer.
"Do you know the magician? I can grant you any wish and let you have magic, so sign a contract with me and become a magical girl. ”
The blue cat Yuanyuan saw that the other party finally noticed him, and hurriedly said eagerly.
The girl was silent, and after a long time, she said quietly: "Do you know the women's clothing boss?" ”
Wow?!
The blue cat Yuanyuan was stunned for a moment.
"Damn, there's a Cuppie! Why did he deceive Lao Tzu? Holy, I'm a man, I'm a man! I'm going to kill you! ”
The first wrench of our national uniform, the stars in the dust of the women's clothing boss roared, and he was angry and went towards the blue cat Yuanyuan.
The blue cat Yuanyuan was a little confused at first, but he quickly reacted, and he was also ashamed to death, feeling that his IQ had been insulted.
"Ahh You're a man, a man! I'm fighting with you! ”
One man and one cat immediately fought wildly.
"Damn, I can't beat a cat?!"
Xingchen in the dust felt that his self-esteem had been trampled, and when he saw that the blue cat Yuanyuan was about to rush over and scratch his face, he hurriedly called for support, "Hey." I'm Wang Xingchen, I met that alien cat, hurry up and support me! ”
"What? Wang Xingchen, did you meet that alien cat? We'll be there soon! ”
Nan Xiaorou and the others, who got the news, immediately became nervous and rushed to Wang Xingchen's home.
"Is anyone coming? Hmph, you're in luck. Let me meet me next time, I'll kill you! Yes. Damn two-legged beast! Wise as I am, I have been deceived, simply, how unreasonable! ”
The blue cat roared, feeling that there was a high-energy fluctuation approaching, and did not dare to communicate with Wang Xingchen anymore, so he could only roar angrily, turn around and jump out of the window to escape.
"Where to go!"
Wang Xingchen still has to chase, but the night is like a charm, where can he find the trace of the blue cat.
When Nan Xiaorou and the others arrived, they only saw Wang Xingchen slumped on the sofa with a sad face.
"What's going on? Didn't you say you encountered that alien cat? Let it escape? ”
Nan Xiaorou looked at the room where there were still traces of the battle, and asked with a frown.
Wang Xingchen didn't want to speak, but felt inexplicably sad.
"What the hell is going on? How did that alien cat find you? ”
Nan Xiaorou said anxiously.
Cheng Ran on the side hesitated for a moment before whispering, "I seem to know what's going on?" ”
"You know?!"
Wang Xingchen suddenly jumped up with grief and indignation, glared at Cheng Ran angrily, and shouted: "Why the hell are you watching my live broadcast again, right?" Are you sick? I know I'm a man, so it's okay for you to watch my live broadcast! ”
Cheng Ran hurriedly coughed, "I occasionally go shopping." ”
"Shut up and say! What the hell is going on?! ”
Nan Xiaorou is so angry, these unreliable teammates, why are they all burning their eyebrows, is it time to discuss these emotional entanglements?!
Jiang Luoran and the others snickered in a low voice, their eyes pointing at Cheng Ran and Wang Xingchen.
Although they didn't want to say it, after all, it was the first incident of contact with an alien cat that they knew, so Wang Xingchen hesitated for a moment, but still said helplessly: "It's similar to what we guessed before." That thing is really like the cuppie in the anime, looking for people everywhere to sign contracts and seducing people to become magical girls. It was trying to tempt me......"
Nan Xiaorou and the others were immediately shocked.
Is this cat's eye too blind, or is your Wang Xingchen's disguise too successful?
You can be a magical girl too?!
"I'll just say it. It's not that I don't have willpower. You're more of a woman than a woman. ”
Cheng Ran muttered, and suddenly he didn't feel that he had fallen.
The terrifying alien cat that made the bureau feel like a great enemy was also confused.
He, a normal man, is difficult to extricate himself, it is really normal, very normal.