"You adults are so filthy! What do you think! ”

Gu Nubi suddenly rolled his eyes and pulled out a large pile of books from his small schoolbag.

Lin Xia glanced at it, the three-year high school entrance examination, the five-year college entrance examination, what the hell are these.

"What can I do, I'm desperate!"

Gu Nubi looked desperate, "I haven't had a full moon yet." But my mom was afraid that I would lose at the starting line. Hey, no way, who called me bad genes, such a stupid old man. I can only work harder the day after tomorrow.

But, but I really can't do it! Or, Uncle Lin Xia, will you help me do my homework today? It's really not going to work, you want to find a way to throw my mom into outer space? Change my dad for a daughter-in-law, give me a mom? ”

Gu Nubi looked at Lin Xia expectantly as he spoke, and Gu Jie also looked expectant, "Just have bigger breasts." I don't ask for anything else."

"Don't, I'll help you find a young lady."

Lin Xia only felt that her scalp was numb, she was in a trance, and Angelette's appearance flashed in her mind, she looked quite amiable little girl.

How did you get married, is it so scary?

Look what these two fathers and sons have been tortured into.

Or does it mean that when a woman gets married, she will become another creature, and will the bubble also ......

Lin Xia imagined Bubble carrying a knife and forcing him to ask him where the two yuan pocket money he gave him yesterday was used, and urging his son and daughter to report for this class and that class, she couldn't help but shudder, and she was really terrified.

"See? Do you know the horror of being dominated by your wife? Lin Xia, I'm really miserable. ”

Gu Jie was simply sad.

"After that day, I had a hard time explaining it to Angelette. She said she forgave me and didn't blame me. He also proposed to me. I was also stupid, and thought she really forgave me, but it turned out. She's trying to ruin the rest of my life! And she doesn't just want to ruin the rest of my life, but she also wants to ruin the rest of my son's life. ”

"My Gunobi is not yet a full moon. You see, you look bald. ”

Gu Jie pointed to Gu Nubi's head, which had not yet grown much hair, and said loudly.

Gu Nubi hurriedly cooperated, his face was vicissitudes, and his eyes were red.

"Then why don't I find a way to get you to hide on another planet? Or, just tell Angelette directly, this marriage, not to get married?! ”

Lin Xia sympathized with some empathy and worried, "I can't imagine that a married woman is so terrible." If I marry Bubble in the future, and she becomes like Angelette, I'm afraid I can't help but run away from home. I've really wronged you. Or I'll help you......"

"No!"

Gu Jie and Gu Nubi said in unison.

"I can't let my child grow up without a mother!"

"I can't let Gu Jie have no daughter-in-law since he was a child!"

Yes, this father and son are really biological.

"Lin Xia, if you say that, I'm not happy. My wife cares about me because she loves me and is all for my good. I'm a poor dick with a child. She doesn't dislike me, and she is willing to marry me, which is a blessing that I have cultivated in eight lifetimes. You, as my best brother, don't feel happy for me, and even say that she is not, you are too much!

I also ran to Zhonghai overnight, wanting to tell you the news of my marriage as soon as possible, so that you, my best brother, would be happy for me. But you even said that she was not! Lin Xia, I want to cut off your robe and break off your righteousness! ”

"Not bad! Uncle Lin Xia, I misread you. I thought you were my dad's best friend, and it turned out! Instead of being happy that my dad has found the best wife in the world and I have the best mom in the world, you want to destroy the happiness of our family. Hmph, do you think you can buy us if you have a few stinky money?! No way! ”

"Even if you give me 10 million, 100 million, 100 million, I won't say a bad word about my mother! My mom is the best mom in the world. That's right, Dadby. ”

"Well, that's right!"

Lin Xia was stunned and watched Gu Jie and Gu Nubi suddenly turn one hundred and eighty degrees, took a deep breath, his eyes flickered, and said in a silent voice: So Angelette is behind me, right?

Gu Jie and Gu Nubi were silent, just nodding slightly.

The bubble is too, right?

Lin Xia continued to make eye contact.

Well!

Gu Jie and Gu Nubi nodded vigorously.

I see.

"Haha. I'm just testing you. You're really angry, really. I told you that the family needs to be managed, like me, if I get married to Bubble, I must spoil her, spoil her, spoil her. ”

Terrible.

Gu Jie and Gu Nubi nodded vigorously at Lin Xia, indicating that Lin Xia's response was very OK, and his will to survive was very strong.

"We're talking."

Bubble said with a smile on her face, pulling Angelette inside, "Lin Xia." Gu Jie and Gu Nubi are here, and you won't tell me, if it weren't for Angelette coming to me, I wouldn't have known. ”

"Wow. Wife. What are you doing here. ”

"Mom, hug."

Gu Jie and Gu Nubi seemed to have just seen Angelite, how much more fake they wanted.

"When I woke up, my husband and son were gone, and if I didn't come out to look for it, maybe I wouldn't be able to come back."

Angelette snorted, ignoring the flattery of the two guys, and talking to the bubble.

Lin Xia, Gu Jie and Gu Nubi automatically and consciously retreated, shrank to the balcony and looked at each other with Coke, Meat Ball, and Yuanyuan.

"Useless man."

Meatball shook his head with a look of disdain.

"Rubbish!"

Coke was dismissive.

"Lin Xia, you disappointed me too much."

Yuan Yuan sighed, looking disappointed.

"Shut up."

Lin Xia hammered three times, and looked at the two women in the living room who were talking happily with some irritation, "Gu Jie, what do you say they are talking about so happily?" ”

"What else can we talk about? The Treasure Book of the Husband. Lin Xia, you're going to be unlucky. It's not me bragging, my wife is here, it's really this! ”

Gu Jie gave a thumbs up, looking palpitating.

Gu Nubi hurriedly nodded, looking at Lin Xia with a sympathetic expression, "Uncle Lin Xia, why don't you give me my meeting gift before my aunt collects your financial power." Otherwise, I'm afraid that you will turn around like my father, ask for two dollars, and report it. ”

"It can't be that bad, right?"

Lin Xia suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and then suddenly thought of something, and looked happy, "Fortunately, my mother misses me." No, the commissary at home still has my collection code on it. You see, the money is in again. ”

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"My mother."

Gu Jie and Gu Nubi couldn't help but nodded, and then sympathized: "Then your dad should be pretty miserable." ”

Belch.

Lin Xia was speechless for a moment.

……

In the living room, Bubble looked at Angelette with envy on her face, and there was some longing in her eyes.

"I didn't expect you to get married soon. That's nice. Lin Xia and I don't know how long it will be. ”

"You're not like us. You think I want to get married. It's not forced, if you don't get married, Gu Nubi can't even get a household registration. Gu Jie only knows how to play games all day long, just like a child, he is so angry that you want to die. Your family Lin Xia is different, you have the ability and can make money. By the way, who in your family cares about money? ”

"To each his own, it is not said that whoever cares about the money does not care about it."

"That's not going to work. As the saying goes, when a man is rich, he becomes bad. You have to have a snack, hurry up the money, and give him fifty yuan of pocket money every month when you go back, Lin Xia just wants to go out and hook up with girls, and he can't even ask for a cup of milk tea, how reassuring it is. ”

Angelette begins to teach Bubble her Treasure Book.

Lin Xia trembled as she heard it on the windowsill.