This year, the mobile phone address book was invaded, it was an absolute tragedy, before the old man Feng was like me before, holding the mobile phone and starting to send text messages to explain, he just sent a text message, and the phone called, obviously, the first to see the text message was his granddaughter Huoyu Lao Ye Zi just explained a few words on the phone, and I heard his mobile phone come from the phone dialed in the "beep" sound. I have to be glad that the last time I was teased by those ghosts was in the middle of the night, and the guys who received my text messages were already asleep, and the old man Feng was good this time, it was only ten o'clock in the evening, and there were a lot of people who didn't sleep.

Finally, in a phone call, the old man finally explained everything to everyone, and the sweaty look, alas, sure enough, it was more tiring than fighting.

Interestingly, the relationship network of the old man's relatives and friends is really developed, just when the old man explained one by one, Wang Mutian, who had already woken up from dementia, also received several phone calls one after another, some asked him to leave the old man Feng, not to engage in any improper male relationship with the old man Feng, and some said that if the old man Feng forced him, he had better not call the police, otherwise he would be good-looking, and Wang Mutian would not be able to cry and laugh.

Finally dealt with the problem in the address book, the old man Feng finally let out a long breath, and the whole person collapsed on the sofa, "I said, boy, I still wonder why you deducted the battery of your mobile phone at the beginning, it turns out that your kid has been prepared." ”

"Old man, isn't this a bit of a trench to grow wise, I've been tossed once, and I can be a second time." I laughed as I put the battery back on my phone. "Brother Wang, do you have anything to eat at home, I'm hungry again after tossing so much."

Hearing me cry out that I was hungry, Wang Mutian said that he had a set of barbecue utensils at home, and he had left a pork leg when those people carried the three animals away, so we simply set up a grill in the yard and played with open-air barbecue.

When Wang Mutian was preparing to barbecue, I asked the old man what the five ghost-like things were, and the old man looked at Wang Mutian with an angry and funny look, and finally sighed and said: "Having a diligent daughter-in-law who doesn't understand folk customs is definitely not a good thing in this country." ”

It turns out that these five imp-like guys are not the same thing as the Lord of the Stove, and the reason why they are here is all because of Lilith's diligence.

The fifth day of the first lunar month, commonly known as breaking five. On this day, there is a custom called "driving out the five poor". People get up at dawn, set off firecrackers, and clean up, expressing the good wishes of the working people of the Han nationality to ward off evil spirits and eliminate disasters and welcome auspicious blessings. And the so-called five poors refer to the intellectual poverty, the academic poverty, the literary poverty, the life poverty, and the friendship poverty, these five povertys.

On the day of the Fifth Day, firecrackers were placed outside of every house, and they walked out of the door as they went. It is said that all unlucky things, all demons and monsters will be blasted out, so that they are far away from us, the farther away the better. In particular, the "two kicks" are called "collapse of poverty", and the "bad luck" and "poor spirit" are collapsed from home. That's why the little ones were scared when my red nitrate cannon exploded.

Of course, in addition to these good things, a traditional festival has made up for some taboo things, and the same is true for breaking five, which is also called the "taboo needle festival". As the name suggests, on this day, it is very taboo for women to use needles and threads for sewing, and if women of any family use needles and threads, the end will be "poor sewing". This sewing poor does not mean that the sewing poor who sews clothes on the street in the old age, but that he sews all the poor at home with needles and threads, so that the family is plagued by poverty.

Because Lilith didn't understand these traditional folk customs, she sewed and mended her clothes on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, which made a taboo, which caused the five poor to make trouble at home, which is why from the fifth night of the Lunar New Year, the haunting situation of Wang Mutian's house became particularly serious.

According to the old man Feng, the five imp-like things we see are the embodiment of the five poor, the one who sings the nursery rhyme of the short-lived ghost is the poor life, the lord is short-lived, and the little ghost who stole me and the old man's mobile phone and sent some messy text messages is the poor, the main social poverty and fewer friends. And the most important thing is that the little ghost with a demented face is Zhipoor, and its ability is needless to say, it can make people stupid and idiots. As for the poor and the poor, I don't have much impression of them, the old man said that this is because the poor and the poor are attached to the poor people.

These five poor, originally only slightly affected the situation of the family in the new year, and would not reach this haunted situation, but because of the previous events, the wrath of the heavens, and the blessing of the Lord of the Stove, they were embodyed, and they made such a fierce scene. And the reason why the yin spirits can eliminate these five poor is because the yin spirits themselves are an aggregate of negative energy, and poverty is also one of them, especially the nine sons who died early, and the qi of life poverty does not even belong to the embodied poor imp.

The so-called one thing drops one thing, brine and tofu, something that we can't deal with all our efforts, in the mouths of the nine little ghosts, it's just a big meal.

The next morning, the old man asked Wang Mutian to remove the flowers on the nightgown that Lilith had sewn, and then burned it, and bought a lot of firecrackers back, put them outside the house, and all the remaining poor gas in the family collapsed, and finally, the old man asked Wang Mutian to find a place to buy a pair of stone lions and put them at the gate.

The old man got a cinnabar pen, and clicked on the eyes, forehead, and mouth of the stone, and read a sentence in his mouth: "A little eye, two points of spirit, three points of fame all over the world, four points of peace in the world." "I don't know what kind of scene Wang Mutian saw in his eyes, at least in my seriousness, the stone lion emitted a faint golden light, obviously it was opened and spiritual.

After the stone lion of the town house was opened, the Wang family's incident was over, and the old man Feng instructed Wang Mutian for a long time, asking him to accumulate more virtue and make less trouble, not allowed to be demolished, to treat workers well, etc., in short, he said a bunch of words to persuade people to be kind, and then he wrote that he still had a place to visit, and he didn't like to be accompanied by someone, so he left alone.

As for my side, Wang Mutian didn't treat me badly and gave me one million as an appearance fee. I didn't want this money at first, but then I thought of the four dead workers, although they said that their deaths were due to their own greed, but after all, they were also poor people working on the construction site of Wang Mutian, if the family had money, who would go to open the coffin and rummage through things regardless of bad luck?

So, I asked Wang Mutian to divide the one million honorarium into four parts and give it to the families of the four dead construction workers, and then set up the altar to overspend the souls of the four workers, as well as the ghost youth and the nine devils, and the matter here is over.

This busy work, that is, two or three days, finally had time to return to the hospital, Bai Bing's recovery ability is not the same level as mine, so that she is still lying in the hospital. When I walked into her hospital room with roses, Bai Bing was holding her mobile phone to look at something, and when she saw me come in, a wicked smile immediately hung on the corner of her mouth, "I said, Shen Daqingsheng, how does the golden silk cat taste?" Tsk, I can't see it, I've been fighting side by side with you for so long, and I didn't know that your capital was so good......" As he spoke, Bai Bing's eyes glanced at my lower body with bad intentions, but that glance was full of bad intentions.

"I said, dear, you won't be in front of that photo YY these days, please, I said it wasn't real, it was made by a ghost." Black lines, black lines all over the head.

"So what? They got it, it's also based on you, it's not that I haven't seen men, I've seen too many corpses, and I see if my own men don't break the law. When Bai Bing said this, he suddenly put on a sad look, and said in a tone that wanted to cry: "Isn't it, are you going to eat and wipe clean and not admit it, so you don't want people......

Please, my Captain Bai, have you watched too many Korean dramas these days? Don't be so sensational, I'm really convinced of you. "Okay, okay, if you want to see it, when you're healed, I can't show you enough." Shrugging, I surrendered.

"Cut, whoever wants to see your ugly things, I'm not rare." This woman's face changed too quickly, but after saying this, Bai Bing's face showed a bit of gentleness and yearning, "Seriously, Shen Hao, let's ...... Let's get married. ”

Bai Bing's words made me completely stunned, the relationship between the two of us was vague at the beginning, no one mentioned confession or anything like that, and then it went with the flow, the relationship is getting better and better, to be honest, I can be regarded as having a car and a house now and a successful career, twenty-seven or eight, it seems that it is indeed time to consider this matter.

Marriage, for women, is a kind of dependence, a sense of security. In fact, I also know that Bai Bing needs to go through some psychological pressure when he follows me. Especially the women who kept showing up around me.

"Okay, when I avenge my father and kill that sect leader, we'll get married!" Put down the flowers, walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, picked up Bai Bing's cheek, and kissed her red lips......

"Ahem, I know I might not have come at the right time, but right, that...... I really have something urgent to find you, sorry, sorry. Just when my mouth was about to kiss Bai Bing's lips, a woman's voice suddenly came from the door of the ward, I glanced back angrily, only to find that the person standing at the door was actually the lion saint Hua Xiaoyou, who had been missing for several days!