Isn't this a pit for my sister? Still want me to pull?

"Hey, Xu Lan, are you still afraid of diarrhea?" Rowling pursed her lips and snickered.

I'll go, eldest sister, I'm not afraid of diarrhea, I'm afraid of diarrhea in front of you......

I bit my lower lip, didn't say a word, and nodded vigorously.

"Don't be afraid, my brother is a good person in taking care of patients! When my sister-in-law was confined, my brother was a pot of and a pot of urine! He ......" halfway through his words, Luo Lin suddenly closed her mouth, with a look of "sorry, I shouldn't have said this", while Luo Jinghan stared at her coldly, with an attitude of wanting to teach people a lesson at any time.

The spoon was still in my mouth, and I kept my mouth closed anyway, and I wouldn't take another bite of anything.

Luo Jinghan sighed, put the spoon back, and glanced at Luo Lin with a "just talk a lot" look.

Well, should I ask more?

Although Qin Wenhao's matter has nothing to do with my fart, I can't suppress my curiosity......

Just as I was hesitating, my bladder began to bewitch.

I curled up my knees slightly, trying to suppress the feeling, but I didn't expect it to backfire, and the urge to urinate became stronger and stronger.

I want to cry without tears, what can I do?

"Xu Lan, it's amazing, my long-lost cousin is actually your college classmate? By the way, why didn't you mention it to us? Do they look alike? ”

Luo Lin blinked, said this very quickly, and then closed her mouth, as if she was silently resisting Luo Jinghan's rebuke just now.

Luo Jinghan shook his head helplessly.

How do I answer that? You can't say that Qin Wenhao is the boyfriend I mentioned to you, right?

Oh no, ex-boyfriend...... It doesn't seem right, boyfriend and girlfriend, that's a title for someone who loves each other, and he and I don't belong to that category at all.

Hehe.

Unspeakable emotions came to my heart, but before I could start fermenting, I was swept away by the more and more intense urge to urinate.

I turned my head to look at the hanging bottle, and most of it was gone, and it was all fed into my body, and I had to drink so much water that it was almost time to pee.

What's the matter?

"Xu Lan?" Rowling whispered to me again.

"Huh?" I subconsciously looked up at her.

Rowling looked worried: "Are you okay?" Why doesn't your face look good? ”

Me: "......"

I want to pee, hey.

"Rowling, it's late, you all go back first, you don't have to stay here, I'm fine alone!" I racked my brain for words.

"It's okay, I'm fine with him anyway!" Rowling sat down in her chair steadily, and crossed her legs, "That's right, brother!" ”

"Hmm!" Luo Jinghan replied sullenly, and his attention was all on the box of porridge with the lid open.

He picked up the porridge, leaned over to his nose and sniffed it, suddenly frowning.

"What, what's wrong?" I was a little nervous.

Looking at his posture, it was as if the porridge had been poisoned.

"Well, this porridge is a bit mushy, so don't ask for it! I'll go downstairs and buy another one and come back......"

"No, no!" I was so frightened that I blurted out that if I didn't stop it, I almost collapsed underneath.

"I'm not hungry...... Well, I don't want to eat at night! I tried to squeeze out a smile.

So, you guys just leave first, okay?

Wait for him to turn back, and the bottom will definitely collapse.

I'd rather pee on the floor alone than be guarded by the two of them to pee in the potty, dear!

"By the way, Xu Lan, don't you want to know the follow-up?" Rowling glanced at Luo Jinghan quietly and smiled a little mysteriously.

"Huh?" I didn't know what she was referring to.

"It's just my second brother! Qin Wenhao! ”

Me: "......"

"Rowling, it's not final yet, don't talk nonsense!" Luo Jinghan covered the porridge, sealed it with a bag, and put it in the trash can with a very light movement.

"Hey, how else do you know for sure? He looks so much like you! I bet he's 100% my uncle's child! Rowling swore as she swore as if she remembered something, and suddenly sighed deeply, "It's a pity that he doesn't want to do a blood test with us!" My eldest uncle and second uncle are twins, and at least half of my brother and his genes can match! ”

I don't know if she's talking to herself or talking to me, so I can only nod silently.

After that, Luo Lin talked about what she said to Qin Wenhao, anyway, she was very excited at the time, and explained the situation after inviting Qin Wenhao out alone, but she didn't expect Qin Wenhao to be very calm, and she was not surprised to see Luo Jinghan, but she didn't agree to do the appraisal.

Hearing these words, I was really surprised, Qin Wenhao didn't react to such shocking news?

But when I think about it,, it's my business, my task now is to concentrate on recuperating from my illness, so as not to cause more embarrassing things.

For example, acting out to pee on the bed in front of a friend you know.

It dawned on me that the cure for a broken love is not time, but the impact and trauma that will make your soul even more shocking, and then you will realize that everything is a floating cloud.

What a painful realization, I should really be grateful for this illness, otherwise I don't know how long I will secretly heal my wounds.

Increased urge to urinate.

Looking up at the two people in front of me, I didn't mean to leave at all, I really couldn't think of a reason to let them leave, I couldn't just say "get out" with a straight face!

I can't hold it back......

"Luo Jinghan!" I called softly.

He was carefully wiping down the small cabinet next to me with a tissue, and when he heard me call him, he turned his head slowly.

"It's better to buy me some porridge, I'm afraid I'll be hungry at night!" I looked at him pitifully.

"Good!" Luo Jinghan nodded, threw the tissue into the trash, and then turned around and walked out of the ward.

It wasn't until he closed the door that I breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn, this face is lost, but fortunately I can choose, no matter how I say that Rowling is also a woman, it is much better in front of her than in front of Luo Jinghan.

"Rowling, can you do me a favor?" I asked in a whisper.

"What, it's all this time, are you still embarrassed?" Rowling covered her mouth and smiled.

"I, I want to pee and help me lock the door!"

She was slightly stunned, and then looked around: "There's no toilet here, I have to take you out, why do you have to lock the door?" ”

"I, I'm not wearing anything underneath......"

Finally saying this, well, not as bad as I thought.

Rowling finally reacted, she immediately stood up, locked the door neatly, and then turned around to pick up the potty from the ground.

"No, no, I'll do it myself!" Seeing that she reached out to touch my quilt, I quickly tucked the corners of the quilt.

Rowling glared at me: "You're like this, why did you come by yourself?" ”

"I can do it!" I hurriedly argued, "You put the bedpan on the side of the hanging bottle, I can slow it down myself......"

"I said Xu Lan, why are you ......?"

"Rowling, please! Save me some face, okay? "I'm almost crying.

Rowling sighed and put the bedpan back on the floor.

"Turn around, turn around!"

She obediently turned her back to me and took a big step forward.

I untied my mother's clothes, used my hands and feet together, slowly climbed out of bed, squatted down and "fired" the bedpan.

Finally......

This feeling is like holding your breath in the water for a long time, and suddenly a big breath of fresh air comes.

Just one word, cool.

Finally, the flood discharge was completed, and the whole person was a lot more relaxed, and when the drop was almost over, he hurriedly climbed into bed again.

Look down, good fellow, at least two-thirds of the potty volume.

"Are you alright?" Rowling asked softly.

"Hmm!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she turned her head, bent down and picked up the bedpan.

I was anxious: "Rowling, what are you doing?" Hurry up and put it down! ”

"Hey, what's this, don't you just pour a pee? You can't just leave it here all the time! Rowling smiled and turned to walk towards the door.

"Hey......" I immediately got up, but I still had a needle in my wrist, and I couldn't pounce to stop it.

In the blink of an eye, she had opened the door, but stopped without taking two steps.

I didn't know what was going on outside, and I didn't dare to get out of bed rashly, so I could only stare at her dryly, and shout loudly: "Rowling, Rowling, you come back!" ”

After a while, she did return, but instead of the bedpan full of my urine, it was replaced by a round box tightly tied in a plastic bag, and if I read it correctly, it contained...... Porridge.

A sense of foreboding.

"Where's the pot?" I was stunned.

"I met my brother outside the door, and he said he was going to fall, so I gave it to him!" As she spoke, Rowling put the plastic bag on the bedside table, her tone very light.

I felt my blood go straight up and my face burned.

God, God...... Any god can go anywhere, please take me now......

Does Nima still want people to live!!!

"Xu Lan, don't be embarrassed, you are a patient now, you should take care of you!"

It's easy to say, if my dad I can bear it, the key, people are not relatives, they are still men, why do you help me do this kind of thing!

I really can't cry.

Now the only way to alleviate this embarrassment is to pretend to be asleep.

I deliberately yawned, "I'll sleep first!" Then he tightened his covers and closed his eyes.

Rowling didn't speak, the room was silent, and after a while, a slight sound of footsteps was heard, followed by the soft sound of a basin.

Witty as I am, at this time, playing dead is the best.

Maybe the room was quiet, pretending to really fall asleep, and when I opened my eyes again, I was awakened by urine.

My mother was wearing reading glasses and sitting next to me playing with her mobile phone, Rowling and Luo Jinghan were nowhere to be seen, and I was secretly relieved.

"Mom, where are they?"

"They're all gone! You don't look at what time it is! ”

I sat up slowly and pressed the home button on my phone.

"Hey, it's two o'clock, why don't you sleep yet?"

"I'm waiting for you!" She put down her phone and took off her glasses, "I've brought all the pants and everything, I'll put them on when you wake up...... Also, do you want to pee? I lost a big bottle of that physiological water! ”

"Want to ......"

Well, with the mother, I don't have to worry about anything.

"Lan'er, I really think Xiao Luo is a good person! Just now, the people in the hospital asked me to pay the cleaning fee, and Xiao Luo Fei wanted to go for me and pay the money! I'll give it to him, and he won't take it...... It's not a lot of money, but this guy is very real! ”

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