The wind outside the window is quiet and the moon is full, and the snoring inside the house is like thunder.

I was at the table with my chin on my hands, sleepy and disturbed by the sound of snoring. It was already the second half of the night, and I was so sleepy that I was scratching my heart and liver.

He's good enough to take my bed and sleep like a dead pig.

When I was woken up for the nth time, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I rushed to the side of the bed in two steps in anger and pinched his thigh.

He felt the pain and snorted softly as he frowned, and his snoring stopped.

I was usually abused by him countless times, but now I secretly abuse him once, and I feel quite happy in my heart. Satisfied, I threw myself back on the table, and it wasn't long before the sleepiness hit me again.

Just as I was drowsy, the evil snoring sounded again.

The sound couldn't be ignored, and I slammed my fists on the table, angry and devastated.

Can you stop a little! Stop!

I had an emotional outburst and pinched him several times.

This time I may have started a little heavier, and he snorted a few times in pain, and this time, there was a cry.

"Queen Mother, Wei'er knows it's wrong, don't ......pinch it," he muttered and pleaded.

I froze in place, staring at him in a daze.

His face had faded from flush at this time, but it was slightly pale under the lamplight, a pair of sword eyebrows were tightly locked, and his good-looking lips were pursed forbearantly, as if he had been wronged.

In fact, he is not uglier than King Mu, but it is easy to be led astray by his wild and violent temperament, which makes people ignore the beauty of his body.

Only at this time, seeing him frowning quietly, without any danger factor, did I recognize him as a rare beautiful man. If I didn't know his usual hateful virtues, I would have pitied him immensely.

I can't help but wonder, who is his biological mother?

……

The next day, I woke up just after dawn, and I slept on the table all night with numbness in my limbs.

I glanced at him resentfully, still asleep, and turned to get some washwater.

Suddenly, my steps paused, and I felt that something was wrong, and I immediately turned my eyes back and looked at him again.

I saw a long cotton cloth on his forehead, and he still held one in his hand. It was nothing else, it was Nangumo who sent those sanitary napkins.

I was shocked and my cheeks burned. I hid that thing under the mattress, how did he get it out?! I simply admire the five-body throw.

I quickly grabbed it from his forehead and went back to the one in his palm. Unexpectedly, I gently pumped out, and his palm was so hard that he clenched it tightly.

I was startled and hurriedly looked at his face, he didn't wake up, but his dark brow wrinkled again, his expression was a little painful, he should be dreaming again.

I tried hard to pull it out, but it didn't work, hey, I don't believe it, I can't fix him when he falls asleep?

I pulled it out in one fell swoop.

Almost at the same time, the prince's body shook, and his eyes opened.

I hurriedly took a few steps back, a cold sweat broke out on my back, and watching him sit up slowly was as terrifying as seeing a corpse.

I really didn't expect him to wake up with such a tug, after all, he was drunk like that last night, and I thought he would sleep at least until three o'clock in the morning.

His eyes were misty, he looked into the room, at me, and then raised his hand to support his head, obviously still dizzy.

"Your Highness, the slave maid will make you a cup of tea?" I put the sanitary napkin behind my back.

"Wait!" He squinted at me, his eyes gradually clearing, and then changed back to his usual fierce and cold gaze, "You woke up Hongu?" ”

"No, no, no, how can the slave have that guts, you woke up naturally." I replied with a smile on my face.

Of course, I can't admit that his wake-up gas is not ordinary, and the hundred-year-old sycamore in the courtyard is sacrificed like this.

"The slave maid is going to make you tea?"

"Stop!" He shouted coldly, his eyes staring at me deadly: "What is hidden behind you?" ”

My heart shook, and my whole body froze. Nima, does he have clairvoyance, can he see this?! What can I do?

"Take it out!" He yelled.

I had no choice but to shudder and bring what I was holding in front of him.

He looked at the ugly appearance of the thing in front of him, and asked with disgust, "What the hell is this?" ”

I was so nervous that my cheeks twitched, I laughed dryly twice, and said, "This is ...... What do you think, Your Highness? ”

His gaze turned to me, and he looked vicious.

"This, this is a water absorber!" It was like I had a flash of inspiration.

"What? What did you say? He looked confused.

"Look." I took the teapot from the table and poured it over the towel strip.

Half a pot of water was poured down, and the towel on my hand became heavier and heavier, but not a drop of water fell, and I myself couldn't help but admire its quality.

"This thing is used to store water." He saw it.

"The prince is wise. Slaves and maids can use this thing when making congratulatory gifts. ”

He questioned, "And you're spitting and spitting, and you're still fucking hiding behind you?!" ”

I was stunned. "Your Highness, the slave is afraid of staining your eyes, so I won't tell you that this thing was originally used by women to ......," I leaned closer to him and explained truthfully.

When he heard this, he frowned in disgust and cursed disgustingly.

"Slave, I'll make you tea."

"You don't need to make it!" He gave me a disgusted look, got out of bed and went out.

I couldn't help but laugh, it seems that he had forgotten all about the sanitary napkin on his head.

……

When I had nothing to do that day, I asked the palace people about the prince's biological mother. The little eunuch really knows, it seems that for the big and small affairs of this dynasty, just arrest someone and be my master.

It turned out that the prince's biological mother was the former queen Meng, who died of illness five years ago, and the prince was not a prince at that time, only ten years old. It is said that at that time, the emperor and Queen Meng were in love, the relationship was deep, the queen died of illness, the emperor who had always been benevolent and virtuous actually ordered to kill all the imperial doctors, and he himself had been sleepless and did not eat to guard the queen's spirit, and finally he was also seriously ill and almost returned to the west.

When I heard this, I was shocked in my heart, and I couldn't imagine that the thin old man with a gray beard was still an infatuated species.

I can't help but wonder if it was because the emperor was too fond of Empress Meng, and in order to soothe her soul, he let their son sit on the throne of the crown prince, although his son was not satisfactory.

Nine times out of ten, this is the case, otherwise when he was drunk last night, how could the prince have that kind of proud confidence in his mouth: how is the prince in this palace...... No one can change it......

However, this is not only the emperor's family matter, but also related to the stability and life and death of the country and the people.

Forget it, I'm an outsider and I'm worried, this is really the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry!

Fortunately, the preparation of the congratulatory gift is going smoothly, and I don't have to worry about it when the day is approaching. I found that the prince was really at ease with me, and I never mentioned it again except for a question or two when I was drunk last time.

He eats, drinks and has fun freely over there, and I supervise the craftsmen here, drinking tea and eating melon seeds comfortably, this kind of peaceful life is simply cool and crooked.

In the blink of an eye, it was the emperor's birthday. It's the first time I've experienced such a grand day since I crossed over, and it's quite shocking.

From Yanchun Garden to the West Gate, the lights are colorful and festive along the way. The officials built a colorful shed and a golden hall for the emperor's birthday, and the shed was placed with the birthday gifts carefully prepared by the officials, and the golden hall was full of birthday banners with blessings written on them.

Along the way, hundreds of officials lined up, and saw the emperor's driving from afar, and everyone kowtowed to celebrate his birthday, and the congratulatory sound resounded throughout the world for a while.

The emperor got off the road and looked at the civil and military officials all over the ground, his flabby eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a kind and majestic smile. In the sun, his white hair shone silver, old and wise.

After the emperor walked into the Chenghua Hall behind him, the accompanying eunuchs smiled and distributed snacks such as longevity peaches and longevity cakes to the officials kneeling on the ground, so that the subjects could share the emperor's happiness and longevity.

The ministers at the front of the queue then followed into the Chenghua Palace, and the officials with slightly lower grades were not qualified to enter, and their birthday celebrations were finished here, and they could go home with the peach snacks.

And as the prince's attendant, I am honored to be the former kind of person.

The Chenghua Hall has been carefully decorated, and it is full of brilliance. The ground is covered with a fiery red willow velvet carpet, embroidered with flowers, pine branches, etc., implying auspicious longevity.

The hall is spacious and bright, there are seven or eight rows of tables and chairs on the left and right are neatly placed, and wine and delicacies have been prepared on it, fresh fruit and snacks. The royal relatives sat down one by one.

My eyes were always on the food on the table, and I was secretly imagining all the flavors of them.

At this time, the birthday emperor had finished speaking and began to move on to the next step - offering a birthday gift.

The congratulatory gifts given by low-grade officials were placed in the color shed, and only important officials of the imperial court and relatives of the emperor were qualified to present gifts in person.

There are birthdays every year, and birthday stars are Bibi. There are many things in the court, from the queen mother to the queen, down to the prince and princess, and they are preparing congratulatory gifts almost all year round.

So it's really difficult to innovate in this matter, I looked at it for a while, and the courtiers sent the most Ruyi, gold silk weaving waist gold Ruyi, cuiwa blue crystal jade Ruyi, and Dingjin screw Ruyi...... There are also antiques that send all kinds of bottles and cans, jade elephant treasure vases, green jade vases...... There are also ancient characters and paintings that are sent to them, all of which are written by celebrities.

The emperor has a calm personality and does not show any special preferences, only twists his beard and watches, nodding and smiling from time to time.

I found it boring to talk and continued to look down at the food. The prince was eating, that dish I had never seen before, surrounded by a circle of jasmine and rose flowers, in the middle was a small square, divided into two halves, the prince seemed to be glutinous and a little elastic, he put it in his mouth and chewed it evenly, I don't know what it tasted like, whether it was sweet or salty......

I snorted and swallowed, I was so hungry, I knew I was going to be devastated like this, I just had to eat first and then come back.

I don't know if I was too loud, but the prince in front of me suddenly looked back at me with a strange look in his eyes.

I smiled awkwardly.

"Something that has no interest, it's a shame for this palace!" He glared at me and turned back in anger.

I sighed to myself, it's hard to be a human being, the master sits and we stand, the master eats and we watch.

At this moment, the prince's body moved, and something came at me, and I was so frightened that I ducked back, thinking that the prince had hit me again.

When I looked closely, it was the dish I had just coveted.