033 White Funeral

In the courtyard of the prince's bedroom, the scene was particularly spectacular at this time, and the palace people in the courtyard were in groups of two, slapping each other, and the sound shook the sky.

I probably counted it, there are more than 100 people, nearly half of them are palace maids, and when they finish slapping their youthful faces, they basically can't look at it, and it is difficult to recover.

But the prince sat on a soft chair, holding hot tea and watching it with relish, and he didn't mean to stop for a while, his Keju plan for today was in vain, and it hurt to be idle, so he could only make fun of them.

Looking at this poor palace man, I suddenly remembered the difficult situation I had just crossed over, and thought to myself if I could help.

I looked at the snow on the ground, so I squatted down and saved a snowball: "Your Highness, look at the slave maid." ”

I threw the snowball into the air, moved with it, and finally used my head to catch the snowball, and the snowball exploded when it hit my head, smashing me all over the face.

I spit out the snow water in my mouth and looked at the prince through the gap in the snow slag in front of me, smiling happily and unconcernedly.

He and Xiao Yuzi were stunned, and after a long time, the prince glared and scolded: "You stupid dick, you are sick." ”

Xiao Yuzi didn't dare to scold me, but his expression was the same as the prince.

I wiped the snow off my face and said, "Your Highness, do you know about snowball fights?" When the slave was in her hometown, it snowed heavily, and both adults and children liked to play this game. ”

He glanced at Xiao Yuzi and asked me again, "What?" Hit whom? ”

"Snowball fights. It is the opponent who uses the snow ball as a weapon to attack each other, and finally see who wins and who loses. I quickly explained that I was really afraid of who he would name "Snowball Fight" and then beat that person up in groups.

The prince thought for a moment, but did not say anything.

In order to make a decision quickly, I held a snowball again, this time I didn't want to hit myself again, of course I didn't dare to hit the prince, so I quickly hit Xiao Yuzi in the face, and I felt inexplicably cool, I explained: "Father-in-law Yu has been wronged, and the slave maid wants to show it to His Royal Highness." ”

Xiao Yuzi pulled out the snow in his nostrils, hated me in his heart and couldn't attack, and said aggrievedly: "Your Highness, this game is not fun......"

Looking at his appearance, the prince suddenly laughed loudly: "Okay, just play this." You get it. The prince said with the last look at me.

"Let's all stop." I shouted to the palace people who were slapping each other.

They stopped timidly, all of them had blue noses and swollen faces, all of them were pitiful and helpless, and many of them had nosebleeds stained red on their fronts.

I introduced them to the rules of the game, but I couldn't help but worry, so I turned to the prince and said, "Your Highness, I'm afraid that these palace people are afraid of you, and they care about dignity and humility all the time, and you can't ......enjoy it."

He understood what I meant, and immediately ordered: "Wait a minute, you don't have to stick to your identity, if this palace finds that which one is not working hard, it is that the slap is not enough, and which one can hit this palace is your ability." ”

It's easy to do with his words, I hope these people will be more courageous, maybe there will only be one chance in this life to "repay grievances and revenge".

I divided the people into two groups, one led by Yuko Tai and the other led by me. The two of us played a confrontation match, with their own territories, and this war was based on the occupation of each other's territories, so the first snowball fight of this era was staged.

My teammates were divided into two squads, one of which was responsible for making snowballs in the territory to ensure that there were enough bullets; The second squad is responsible for attacking the opposing forces in the front. It worked, and it didn't take long for us to hit the middle line.

The prince's side seems to lack the guidance of a modern person like me, and the first time I came into contact with a game like snowball, I was not very good at it. The palace people on the other side often retreated after being beaten a few times, and only the prince and Xiao Yuzi were desperately fighting.

But the prince himself is very fierce, almost with one top ten, he has great strength, and the place where he hits it will be particularly painful, and he will not recover after a long time. I didn't dare to move forward, so I had to fight him in the same place, after all, the enemy mainly relied on himself, and when he was tired, we could easily capture the opponent's fortress.

Unexpectedly, it didn't take long for an unusual cry to come from our territory, and I looked back and realized that it was not good. It turned out that the crown prince had sent people to sneak from both sides and invade our territory.

Since most of our soldiers were on the front line, and the number of people in the territory was far less than that of the other side, the enemy captured it without much effort, and the most infuriating thing was that the enemy actually attacked us with our homemade snowballs, and soon we fell into a situation where we were attacked by the enemy.

The prince led his men to take advantage of the victory and smashed all the blood masses on us, and our soldiers were beaten to the point of screaming and being extremely embarrassed. I had nowhere to run but to squat on the ground with my head in my hands, only to feel that my body was cold and painful, and I couldn't lift my head at all.

I really didn't expect it, it was just a snowball fight, just to have fun, he was actually serious, and he could use the strategy of attacking the east and west, it seems that his competitive psychology really can't be underestimated.

Maybe he is really not suitable to be a prince, and there will be nothing wrong with changing him to a general, his power is infinite, and he is perfect with one as ten, with military strategy.

I was powerless to resist and could only hope that this snowball fight would end soon. Suddenly, there was a great force, pulling me by the neck, and lifting me up like a little chicken, I knew that it was the prince, and hurriedly shouted for mercy.

The prince laughed haughtily, threw me into the air, and threw me directly into the snowdrift......

After that, I never dared to have a snowball fight with him again.

In the days after the snow, the weather has been fine, and now the snow is closed to the mountain, it is a good time for hunting, the prince has been stuffed for a few days, and he can't hold it back, last night and King Mu hit it off, and the two decided to set off to hunt in Huanxiu Mountain today.

Huan Xiushan is in the southwest of the imperial city, and it also belongs to the royal territory, which is well guarded, and there is no danger.

The sun is so strong that it shines on the snow, and it only makes people unable to open their eyes. The snow on the ground had already melted halfway, and it was a little muddy for people to step on. After entering the mountain, the snow is deep, and the sun is not visible here, and there is basically no sign of melting.

It wasn't until noon that we reached Yan Lai Tai, a rested flat land for camping. After lunch. The prince couldn't wait to go out and try his skills.

He was dressed in a black hunting suit and a raccoon hat, trimmed with a purple brocade on the brim, embroidered with a hundred inverted blessing patterns, and decorated with a piece of jade of excellent quality on his forehead. This body complements his flamboyant and unruly aura, revealing a unique masculine charm, which is much more pleasing to the eye than the prince's regular clothes.

King Mu next to him was wearing a dark blue narrow-sleeved riding suit today, without a fur hat, only tied his hair with a hollow carved gold crown, and the cuffs were also decorated with solid satin, which made his face more handsome and clear, and a little more handsome and chic than usual.

The two jumped on their horses one after another, flicked their long whips, and marched into the depths of the mountain, followed by a dozen horse teams in hot pursuit.

It's gone! When the prince was away, my nerves relaxed, and I turned around to go into the tent and take a nap.

Suddenly, a little eunuch rushed out of the tent and appeared in front of me with a frightened face, "Father-in-law Qing..."

I saw that he was holding a quiver in his hand, which was the prince's !!

My head buzzed, so to speak, the prince went hunting without a quiver, and when he found out, he would not be angry, and then we should all suffer.

The situation did not allow me to think too much, so I grabbed the quiver and chased after it. I can't follow the direction they left off, how can two legs outrun four legs.

Fortunately, the roads in the mountains are all circular, and the best way is to intercept them through the middle.

The snow in the mountains was so deep that it didn't reach my knees in many places, and I walked with great effort and soon became sweaty.

Just when I was exhausted, I heard the sound of horses' hooves in the distance, and there was only one of us in the mountains, and they were right.

I quickly picked up speed and rushed in the direction of the voice: "Your Highness, Your Highness......"

In front of them, except for the trees, they are all white, so that people dare not look directly. I ran wildly, snowflakes flying at my feet, and the sound of horses' hooves seemed to fade away from me.

Suddenly, my feet were soft, the sky trees suddenly fell, my body fell straight down, after a period of dizziness, the pain of my butt landing made me instantly awake, but what hurt more was the right ankle, just fell down when the pestle fell to the ground, probably sprained.

It looked like it was a trap for hunting, but luckily there were no spikes buried at the bottom of the pit, otherwise I would have been riddled with holes by now.

I patted the snow off my body and looked up, the trap was five or six meters deep, and I was now injured in my ankle and couldn't move, so it was impossible to climb up.

I tried to massage my ankles, but probably because I was not doing it right, and after only two movements, I was sweating in pain, and I didn't dare to touch it again.

I sat in a cold snow pit and watched the sky as time passed. I couldn't help but cry out for help, but the snow and woods outside were silent, and there was no echo, as if I was the only living entity left in the world.

I knew that shouting was just a wasted effort, and it was better to save my strength and wait for help. But then I thought, I'm just a eunuch with a bad life, could someone come to save me?

The sky above me was getting darker, and I couldn't tell whether it was dusk or cloudy, but I felt that there was no temperature of the sun, and it was even colder, so I had to shrink myself into a ball.

It wasn't long before the sky began to fall with snowflakes, which grew larger and larger, spiraling through the air like goose feathers, and finally landing on my shoulders.

Finished...... I'm done.

This snow will bury all my footprints, and no one will find me, or no one will bother to find me.

My heart cooled down, but I felt that my body was not so cold, and I looked up and looked at the snowflakes dancing in despair, just like watching a white funeral for myself.