Xu Gang wiped the sweat on his head a little helplessly, "Master Li, I didn't mean that, I think you are quite tired from chatting with Lord Yama for the past two days, so I won't bother you."

What the hell do you say? There are a lot of liars in our industry, sometimes half-truths and half-truths, so even if he doesn't show you well, you think he has no ability, but as long as the owner invites him, how dissatisfied he is afterwards, this red envelope has to be respected. This line of work is too mysterious, and everyone is afraid of being broken in the back. Especially in the countryside, where there is no shortage of strange things in the countryside, so I can understand Xu Gang's attitude, whether this surnamed Li is a liar or not in Xu Gang's eyes, he has to send this god away.

The young man surnamed Li felt that Xu Gang's steps were enough for him, and he took the red envelope reluctantly, opened it and glanced at it, and continued to open his mouth without being salty or indifferent: "I can tell you, I have to call the soul of your daughter-in-law for three days, and this is not yet three days, you disrupted the rhythm for me, and it has nothing to do with me if I can't wake up." ”

Zong Bao whispered beside him: "You shouldn't give a red envelope, so that people don't wake up for three days to see what he says." ”

I didn't respond, I just snorted in my heart, this kind of thing is definitely not uncommon in the countryside, Zong Bao has still seen too few charlatans, since he came out to mix the rivers and lakes. The man must have thought of it in every way.

If you don't wake up for three days, it's normal, according to the number of his ways, you can casually make up words like Lord Yama is in a bad mood, you can call it for three days, and then add money, and then call it, if it's right, people wake up. He accepted the credit, and if he hung up, he said that he did his best, and the final result was that the money was not spent, and you can't say that people are not, because people have also jumped for you for a long time, and they can be regarded as doing their best, which is one of the reasons why there are so many liars in this industry.

But the bad thing is that the fake onmyoji is the most difficult to debunk, and this line is not like a thief who is holding his wrist when he is stealing, everyone knows that he is a thief, and the liar is on a mouth, as long as someone believes it, then he can deceive. This is also the reason why some cults throughout the ages have made you feel particularly, but some people are convinced of it, the helplessness of being a human being is also here, some things you can see, but you can't change anything, because you can't change everyone's minds, so all you can do is to make yourself feel guilty.

"Yes, yes, Master Li definitely did his best." Xu Gang still said good things, turned around and took my hand: "Jiaolong, you hurry up and go into the house to have a look." "Let's preface the estimates.

"Uncle, why don't you sing?"

While speaking, Xu Linlin came out of the room, I was stunned again, if it weren't for her voice being too familiar, I wouldn't have recognized the person in front of me, except for the eyes that could vaguely distinguish Xu Linlin's shadow, that face was completely recreated!

"Who is he?" Zong Bao leaned into my ear and whispered, "The voice is so familiar." ”

I didn't change my face and whispered, "Linda." ”

"Who? I've seen Linda, and she doesn't look like this, she has plastic surgery. ”

Zong Bao looked at me in disbelief and asked, I snorted softly: "She is disguised." ”

In fact, she used to be very beautiful, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, why is she exactly like a snake spirit now, is the so-called celebrity face made by a plastic surgeon, and it is not recognizable at all!

Xu Linlin looked at me and frowned, and could see that her eyes should have only been crying for a short time, and they were slightly red, "Ma Jiaolong?" ”

"Yes, it's Jiaolong, someone just said that I saw Jiaolong, Linlin, your mother is saved, hurry up and let her go in to see your mother!!"

Xu Gang didn't use me to speak, watching Xu Linlin directly open her mouth anxiously and replied, Xu Linlin still stood still, looking at me but slowly pulled the corners of her mouth, still with the familiar look of smiling and smiling: "Jiaolong is famous for being tight now, I heard that rich businessmen in Hong Kong have shown feng shui, can you deign to come to us to show my mother." ”

Xu Gang sighed, "Linlin, do you need to say this, isn't Jiaolong all here, you quickly let her in and show your mother." ”

Although Xu Linlin's face has changed, her hypocrisy has not changed at all, she looked at me and turned sideways: "Didn't I want to thank Jiaolong, Jiaolong, I will leave my mother's business to you." ”

Count her acquaintance, if it weren't for Uncle Xu's face, you invited me to come, I wouldn't have come, I thought to myself, I ignored her, raised my feet and prepared to follow Uncle Xu into the house, I have to say, this started from entering the yard, I was really all kinds of 'eye-opening', first when I entered the door, I was drunk by a charlatan who worshiped Lord Yama, and then Xu Linlin played a big life, and then I didn't wait to enter the house, and I saw an acquaintance again

"Sister Lin, Auntie, she pumped twice just now! Come in and take a look!! ”

This is really a 'surprise all the way', I don't know too much about the little girl who came out with a hurry and pulled Xu Linlin into the house, it's actually Xiaobei!

Xiaobei was obviously stunned when he saw me, but he didn't say much, a bit like he didn't know me, but pulled Xu Linlin and walked quickly into the house, I didn't think it was wrong, after all, my relationship with Xiaobei was quite complicated, I was the one who broke her yin and yang roots, and it was good to pretend not to know, otherwise I didn't know what to say, but I didn't expect her to follow Xu Linlin after she stopped with Xu Meijin.

followed them directly into the house, and saw a person with a familiar face, needless to say, it was the Humpty Dumpty man who was full of the word 'owe flat', and I still remember the appearance of being beaten by Zong Bao and couldn't open his eyes, this is really not a bad match, I can think of what kind of virtue he said as soon as he said that he wanted to kill whom, as soon as he saw me and Zong Bao enter the house, he immediately stepped forward angrily: "Hey, you are not those two who owe"

"Chubby! Shut up!! ”

Xu Linlin knew very well that she directly interrupted the words that Humpty Dumpty was about to say in the back, and let the Humpty Dumpty swallow the words behind him, otherwise, I don't know if I would turn around and leave after a fight with this Humpty Dumpty, seeing that no one was silent, Xu Linlin moved her ass and sat directly on the edge of the kang, bowed her head and screamed softly: "Mom, Mom"

I followed her voice and lowered my eyes, and my brows tightened, I'll go, if I don't say it's Aunt Yanhong, I won't recognize it! It's not that she also has plastic surgery, but she has changed color, and the whole person seems to have rolled in a coal pile, as black and black as coke, and this black is not the kind of oily black that comes out of the tan, but jet black, as if she was covered with ink, especially Aunt Yanhong's teeth in pain, and the row of big teeth are white as if she has scraped a big white latex paint, oh my God, proper Oreo.

"Mom, how uncomfortable are you, Mom" Xu Linlin was still asking softly, her eyes were red again, she looked like this surprised me, it seems that she and her mother still have a bit of a real relationship.

"Jiaolong, look, this"

Xu Gang saw that I didn't speak, and asked a little anxiously, I raised my hand, interrupted his words, and walked to Aunt Yanhong's head in two steps and glanced at Xu Linlin: "You get out of the way." ”

One of the things that Xu Linlin admires me is that she is annoying to me, and it is not ordinary annoyance, but she can suppress her evil fire at a critical moment, and she is well versed in the revenge of a gentleman, ten years is not too late, so she has no nonsense at all, and she got up and vacated the place for me.

I reached out and lifted the quilt on Aunt Yanhong's body, first looked at her feet, and then picked up the clothes on her stomach and looked at it, I can conclude that there is no place on my body that is white, look at the nails, even the nails are black, frowned slightly, I lifted Aunt Yanhong's eyelids and looked at the eyeballs, the whites of the eyes are white, but if you look closely, you will find that there are black spots the size of a needle's eye

"Jiaolong, is this still saved?"

I don't know if Xu Gang deliberately didn't tell me the cause of Aunt Yanhong's illness and wanted to try my ability or if I happened to be interrupted by me, pulled the quilt, I covered Yanhong again, and glanced at Xu Gang: "I am really sick, is it poisoned by eating something that should not be eaten." ”

"The hospital also said that it was poisoned, but it was serious after taking the medicine, and it was not good, and they couldn't diagnose it."

I frowned: "So what the hell are you eating?" ”

Xu Gang scratched his head: "I didn't eat anything."

"What's poisoned, she's been hooked by a ghost!"

The brother of the Lord of Yama didn't know when he came in, and looked at me with disdain: "What kind of poison can't be solved by the hospital, she is an evil disease!" ”

I didn't bother to talk to him, and looked at Xu Gang, "Uncle Xu, you have to tell me the truth, what has Aunt Yanhong eaten." ”

Xu Gang's mouth grinned: "I really didn't eat any Jiaolong, she didn't eat anything herself, she just ate something, then I ate it too!" ”

"Oh, what are you eating, if you don't let me call the soul you believe her, then you might as well believe me, I'll call you for three more days, and talk to Lord Yama well, you definitely have to"

"Shut up !! me" I glared directly at the man, "If you really want to talk to Lord Hades, I can help you." ”

The man looked at me stunned for a moment, and didn't know if he was scared by me or what, he opened his mouth and whispered: "Oh, mom, who are you scaring here, I'll listen to you." ”

I continued to look at Xu Gang: "Uncle Xu, hurry up and say, what are you eating!" ”

At this time, everyone's time is precious, okay, don't waste it! Aunt Yanhong has a real illness and a false illness in this matter, I have to understand the real illness before I can go to the thread of the deficiency disease, think about it, it's not an ordinary fuss!

"Alas!!" Xu Gang was forced by me to ask, but stomped his foot: "I really didn't eat anything!" Jiaolong, if we eat something, won't we just do this together!! ”

Isn't this a rush to death, I'm a little speechless, pinching my waist just to suppress my emotions, my eyes swept, I actually saw a glass jar of medicinal wine on the cabinet of Xu Gang's house, it's normal to make medicinal wine in my own house, snakes, lizards or something, there are people soaking, but what kind of thing is that bubble in his house, a big black lump, I stepped forward and looked carefully: "Uncle, you are soaked"

"Jiaolong, don't you know?"

I looked at it carefully, filtered it over and over again in my mind, and then looked at Xu Gang: "Uncle, tell me first what do you think this is?" ”

"Earth Lingzhi!"

After listening to Xu Gang's words, the young man didn't wait for me to speak, but sneered behind him: "Oh, mom, I thought that the people I found here were so powerful, I don't know the ground Ganoderma lucidum, how precious this thing is, come on, I'll popularize it for you, this land Ganoderma lucidum is the coffin fungus, this thing is a treasure, it's rare to meet for decades!" Not to mention the size of the fist, even if the pill is so big, it is worth the old money!! ”

I snorted and looked at the young man, "You say it's a coffin fungus?" ”

The young man looked like he had heard me joke: "Then what do you think, you ask the owner if this was brought back from the coffin, just kidding, when I haven't seen it!" ”

Xu Gang also nodded again and again: "Jiaolong, it's the Lingzhi of the earth, and I just got it back from my mother's grave with your Aunt Yanhong." ”

I exhaled softly, how to say that Uncle Xu is my elder, not good to be mad, suppressed the emotion, I opened my mouth expressionlessly and said: "Half a year ago, I went to the deep mountains of Yungui, and I saw the matter of moving the grave, and it turned out to be a coincidence, I was fortunate to witness the true body of this coffin fungus, the old man has been dead for forty or fifty years, I heard that he had a good life before his death, and he was a person with a head and face in the local area, and when he was young, he was a delicacies of the mountains and seas every day, and made friends from all over the world, so his coffin grew this Lingzhi, Here Ganoderma lucidum spits out the stipe from its mouth, extends directly to the coffin lid, and then forms a fungus at the head of the coffin, its color is like blood, the shape is different, this is the famous coffin fungus, I heard, not only has the miraculous effect of relieving pain, but also has the function of strengthening the body and not invading all diseases for a long time, it is the so-called hard to buy, a bacterium is hard to find. ”

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm Jiaolong, I'm here!!"

Xu Gang slapped his thigh excitedly after listening to me, "It's because my mother's coffin grew a coffin fungus and I got it back, so my mother was angry and turned red!" ”

This imagination is really rich, this coffin fungus is indeed a rare thing, but it is like that tortoiseshell, although it is not a rotten street thing, but it is not a rare thing, I looked at Xu Gang's face as if he had won the lottery, "Uncle Xu, it wasn't me who hit you, you may look like a little bit, but it's really not a coffin fungus." ”

"Oh my God, I thought you lived in vain and understood a lot, why isn't this a coffin fungus, it's not a coffin fungus that grows on the coffin!!"

That young man clearly fell into trouble with me, and this regarded me as robbing him of his 'business'?

"I tell you, you speak to me"

"Zongbao!!"

Zong Bao was not angry, and when he saw this, he wanted to compare with the young man, so I stopped him directly and looked at the young man: "Do you understand?" ”

"Oh, scare me!" The young man's neck stalked: "I Li Daxian don't understand anything!" ”

I like to pout this kind of person, so I smiled lightly: "Then since you understand, you can popularize it for me again, what kind of conditions do coffin fungi need to generate!" ”

"This, this is what I don't care about how it was generated, anyway, the long coffin is a good thing!"

"Good stuff?" I sneered: "Uncle Xu, you can send him." ”

"What, Jiaolong, this, this"

I took a deep breath, "The formation of coffin fungi, the first point is that the people in the coffin must be delicacies of the mountains and seas every day before they are alive. ”

"This Jiaolong, it's better to be vegetarian."

I tried to ignore his quibbles, after all, he probably thought he had made a fortune, "Secondly, this man must have died on two hurdles, seventy-three, eighty-four, and must have died of poisoning, and of course, the most important point."

Xu Gang looked at me for a long time and was speechless, obviously Xiaohu didn't meet the standard: "What." ”

"That is, this dead man must be a man."

I opened my mouth word by word: "A woman's yin feet are weak, and she can't form a coffin fungus."