Chapter 116: Are You an Idiot?
Updated: 2011-05-02
Chapter 116 Are You an Idiot?
As Brother Ying expected, after Ma Yuan Mi Lu connected the phone from Shen Youzhu Tuo, he was just silent on the other end of the phone, refusing to say a word. In the face of such Ma Yuan Mi Luke, God has a residence and is also quite helpless. After Kamiya Ling knew about this, he decided to go to Ma Yuan Mi Luke with Kamiya Hana, and as for the limelight figure Kamiyuzuta Taku, he obediently stayed at home and was not allowed to go out, otherwise those reporters would definitely chase after him.
When the reporters who were guarding near Kamiya's house and wanted to get some news saw three cars driving out of Kamiya's house next, they hurriedly chased after them. After seeing that the reporters had all run away, Kamiya Ling and Kamiya Hua slipped into a car through the back door: "Bottle, fortunately there are you, otherwise we would be miserable!" ”
"Let's see, no matter how we do, we have to solve the problem! Otherwise we're in big trouble with our plans!! ”
When the car stopped near a large supermarket, the coffee also got into the car quickly, and he showed his credit with a smug face: "Those people were all dumped by me!" ”
Kamiya Ling slapped him on the head hard: "It's true, it's right, but do you know how many points you have been deducted?" Don't even think about getting a driver's license in Japan for the rest of your life! Stupid coffee! ”
Coffee hugged his head and whined to Liu Jinghua: "Bottle, Ling She actually beat the handsome guy!" ”
Liu Jinghua didn't even look at the coffee, and replied lukewarmly while driving the car: "First, only Ling can call me Bottle, if you say, please call me Queen Liu, Miss Liu, or Editor-in-Chief Liu!" Second, I'm a feminist and think that handsome guys are the source of all female tragedies, so handsome guys are for fighting! If Ling beats you, I'll be very happy!! Got it? ”
"Woo, you all bully coffee! You guys are bad guys!! With that, the coffee shrank back into the chair and said no more. Shangya Ling thought it was strange, if it was usual, the coffee might still be noisy for a while, or talk to Ji Zai or something, but today...... By the way, he was also saying just now that he didn't sleep well yesterday, could it be that he and Ji Zai quarreled again?
As soon as the thought of the little couple arguing, a hairless sparrow stood on the head of a white tiger and pecked his head fiercely: "Uh...... It seems that I was mistaken, could it be that they are tsundere and overlord? It's not fun, it's not fun! You must refuel the coffee, and you must counter-attack! ”
"Idiot woman, can't you think of something normal in your head?". When Brother Ying saw what Shangyaling was thinking, he was so angry that he was almost speechless, and he wished he could slap her hard!
When Shangya Ling was about to refute, Liu Jinghua had already stopped the car: "It's here!" Ling, go down with you Xiaohua, you are too eye-catching for coffee, stay in the car with me and wait for them! ”
So the two of them, Ling and Hana Kamiya, left under the infinite sad gaze of Coffee. After the Kamiya sisters left, Coffee suddenly turned his head to look at Liu Jinghua: "Woman, are you making a mistake?" I'm not your friend! Pay attention the next time you speak! At this time, there was no longer the usual lazy smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth curled up with a disdainful smile: "For the sake of you being Ling's friend, I forgive you this time, and next time......" Coffee pinched a can of coffee with one hand: "Got it?" ”。
Faced with the threat of coffee, Liu Jinghua didn't pay attention to it at all: "I will do this too!" After speaking, she reached out and picked up a can of coffee and pinched it gently, and suddenly the thick metal can was completely deformed: "Don't think that you are the only one who has the ability!" After speaking, she glanced at Coffee contemptuously, but was surprised to find that Coffee was looking at her with a sad expression: "What are you doing?" ”
"That's my last can of coffee!! You've pinched it!! I don't have any coffee to drink!! At this, Coffee cried sadly.
In the face of coffee whose mood changed so quickly, Liu Jinghua was completely speechless: "It's really worthy of being a member of the Wu family!" I'm convinced! Don't cry! Stay in the car obediently, I'll buy it for you! "If it weren't for the fact that she didn't worry about coffee, she was afraid that he would do something bad to affect Kamiya Ling's plan, she wouldn't have run errands for a stinky man!
Liu Jinghua closed the car door hatefully and walked towards the vending machine in the distance, while feeling angry in her heart, obviously it wasn't her fault, why did she end up like she bullied the coffee? Can a handsome person be a scoundrel like this?
As soon as Liu Jinghua got out of the car and walked away, the coffee immediately took out a can of intact coffee from the side and drank it: "So, woman! Big breasts and no brains!! ”
Ignoring the open and secret battle between Liu Jing bottle and coffee, Shangya Ling and the others have already come to the filming site, and now it happens to be the show where Ma Yuan Mi Lu can shoot the tightrope. Although she was wearing a seat belt, she still looked a little nervous, and after a while, she trembled and began to challenge the tightrope with the balance bar.
Seeing Ma Yuan Mi Luke's nervous appearance below, Shangya Ling couldn't help but worry about her: "Worry about it!" It's okay, you can walk through!! ”
What Kamiyaka noticed was another point: "Ling, the seat belt on Mi Luke's body seems to be a little longer!" If she falls, she'll go down the pulley......"
Before Kamiyaka's words were finished, Ma Yuan Mi Lu Ke stepped into the air, and the whole person fell off the tightrope, and the seat belt tied to her waist took her to the other side, just because of the inertia of the downward rush, the speed became very fast, and, as Kamiya Hua said, the seat belt was a little longer, and there was no way to stop before Ma Yuan Mi Lu could hit the high platform on the other side.
Shangya Ling suddenly rushed over, picked up a balance bar and held it on the ground, and the whole person flew into the air like a high jump, and at the moment when he was wrong with Ma Yuan Mi Lu Ke, Shang Ya Ling threw away the balance bar violently, and pounced on Ma Yuan Mi Lu Ke's body: "Steady, bend your feet forward!" ”
Because of Shang Ya Ling's reverse pounce, the speed of the downward rush suddenly slowed down a lot, Ma Yuan Mi Lu Ke also stabilized his mind, according to what Shang Ya Ling said, his feet were bent forward, and the bending of his feet and knees was used to offset the last bit of impact, and the two of them were finally safe.
But as soon as he stopped, Ma Yuan Mi Lu Ke couldn't help but yell at Ya Ling: "Are you an idiot? Doing such a dangerous move! If you don't catch me, at such a high height, you will hurt if you fall, and even if you catch me, if I can't bend my feet, then you won't be my sand mat?!! You're going to be killed!! ”
Kamiya Ling hugged Ma Yuan Mi Lu Ke and grimaced at her embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, my body has always moved faster than my brain!" But now that we're both fine, can you not be so fierce? I'm going to be scared! Seeing that you usually have a poker face, I didn't expect to be so imposing when you started your temper! ”
Seeing that Kamiya Ling didn't care about the dangers he just said, Ma Yuan Milu turned his face awkwardly to the side: "I already knew that you were a violent person!" Sure enough, yes! ”
"Miluk, you must know the purpose of my coming to you!" Taking advantage of the fact that they haven't been put down yet, Shangyaling hurriedly got down to business: "Last time you said that you despised your mother's approach, then, this time, don't you think you want to return the favor?" After all, he was said to be like that by others to help you! The words that have been silent all the time...... Is this really possible? It's not like your style!! ”