149 Pan Jinlian
Long Chunfeng washed her feet with her husband and watched TV "I Am Not Pan Jinlian", Niu Gensheng said that Fan Meiren was a fan Jinlian, and I traveled to ancient times to learn from Ximen Qing Daguan to rape first and then kill, see what happened to you Wu Dalang and the big black bull to me? Long Chunfeng said, as soon as you talk about women, you will be a dragon spirit and a tiger horse, and you usually don't see you Yushu Linfeng? Be careful Pan Jinlian wipe off your dust roots! Run'er said: "Dad, I want to pee, give Pan Jinlian a drink of boy urine!" Niu Gensheng saw that his youngest son's cock was very tall, and thought to himself, this kid has a great future in the future, and he will definitely be able to read the spring in the world!
Long Chunfeng fell asleep like a dead pig, muttering to himself in his sleep, I am not Pan Jinlian! Don't ask Wu Song to kill me, I love Ximenqing, I really can't help it! Who called Wu Dalang to look miserable, and Wu Song is not a righteous man and a gentleman!
Niu Gensheng was treated as a tiger hero Wu Song in sleepwalking, and when he returned home, he didn't see Wu Dalang, only to see his sister-in-law Pan Jinlian tempting himself? Bastard, I, Wu Song, stand up to the sky and be a man? Friends and wives can't be bullied, brothers are like siblings, and women can't be used as clothes? Shout at Pan Jinlian, where did you hide my pro-boss Wu Dalang!
Pan Jinlian cried and said with tears in her eyes, a few days ago, there was a charlatan Ximenqing in the village, he was proud of his own grace, he used the artifact of forgetting worries to brainwash all the men in the village, and the women in the village took turns to sleep all over! him, he brainwashed everyone, but imprisoned me, poor your eldest brother brainwashed and didn't even buy baked cakes, and made the neighbor Huang Matchmaker's belly bigger, gave birth to a wolf child with a long beard, and gave birth to eight scary pig-headed monster babies with a pig mother as a lover! Ximen Qing said that Wu Dalang had offended the gods of heaven and tied him up with Huang Matchmaker and the pig demon Wuhua and soaked him in a pig cage! Your eldest brother committed suicide by swallowing arsenic and fearing sin! Your eldest brother's bones were not cold, and I was ravaged by Ximen Qing in every way!
Wu Song looked up to the sky and sighed: "Big brother, you died so miserably!" After speaking, he cried to death, and his tears wet his clothes! Wu Song saw that Pan Jinlian was not a little sad, and threw himself and said, "Little uncle, you are crying."
Bastard, your brother is dead for a hundred years, I will remarry you, this is called fat water does not flow into other people's fields, your fine breed sows my good field, and the son born is stronger than which surprise, not to mention killing tigers in the future, killing African tigers is no problem! When the time comes, ride the Sphinx, maybe our son will even marry Cleopatra?"
Wu Song said: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still have to work hard, I just joined Comrade Song Jiang to run the Foundation Association! Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I don't eat this set, I'm not interested in beauties?"
Wu Song carried Pan Jinlian's head to worship Wu Dalang, Wu Dalang turned into a powerful ghost and scolded Wu Song and said: ", I can't be humane, your sister-in-law deceived a ghost story just to borrow your kind to inherit the incense for our martial family, you kid doesn't know that there are three unfilial pieties, and no filial piety is the greatest! What Liangshan Juyi Hall did you join, a rabble, being an old man, and teaching bad babies! Pan Jinlian Bingqing Yujie, she likes you more than me
It's more, being a brother has no afterlife in this life!" Wu Song regretted kneeling on Wu Dalang's grave and buried Pan Jinlian and his brother together with tears!
Wu Song was discouraged, ruined Pan Jinlian I's reputation, saw through Hongchen and became a monk, never talked about his children's private affairs, and even killed the woman who loved him? What qualifications do you have to talk about the word love? Niu Gensheng is too deep in the play, and he doesn't know that he is sleepwalking, and he wants to use the scissors to click the knot to cut off the dust root of his troubles? Long Chunfeng found out in time, grabbed the scissors and said: "Niu Gensheng, you pull the left line or the female ghost upper body, one moment he says that he is the hero Wu Song who fights the tiger, and the other time he says that he killed his beloved Pan Jinlian by mistake!" Ah Sheng, her old man has been dead for a thousand years, can she really learn from Sha Baoliang and love her when she dies?