Chapter 13: If You Don't Go to Hell, I Won't Go Either
By the time the farce-like condolences of the Su family's mansion ended, the sun had already set slightly to the west.
Feng Qi was tired and hungry from crying, kneeling on the futon, thinking about life without love.
What should she eat? If it was placed in the past, just one leaf was heavy, stewed and fried, carved and carved, coriander or green onion, poured sesame oil or with sauce, it all depended on her mood.
But now, Longyou Shoal was played by shrimp, Tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the phoenix that landed was not as good as a chicken, she was talking about.
Thinking about it casually, Fengqi's stomach gurgled and became even hungrier.
Ye Chonglang stood outside the door and waited for her for a long time before he spoke, "Let's go." ”
Feng Qi didn't want to pay attention to him at all, but if she forcibly turned her face at this moment, it was not in line with Su Yaqian's temperament, so she had to find an evil stubble.
"Brother Ye, I'...... The leg is numb. ”
Ye Chonglang trembled lightly behind him, looked at her for a moment, stepped into the threshold, paced in front of her, lifted the hem of his clothes and squatted down, bent his arm and handed her elbow.
Feng Qi unceremoniously held his elbow, took advantage of his strength to change his posture, changed from kneeling to sitting, but still leaned on his arm, his fingers poked his stretched legs, pouted, and said, "It's numb, I don't feel it at all." ”
"Then take a break."
Feng Qi rubbed his stomach with a bitter face again, "But I'm so hungry, I'm dying of hunger, I don't believe you touch it." ”
As she spoke, she pressed Ye Chonglang's arm slightly sideways, although she couldn't show the ditch, it was still big, and she held Ye Chonglang's palm with her other hand, leading him to touch her.
In terms of finding evil stubble, looking at the world more than 20 years ago, the demon general Feng Qi called himself second, and no one dared to call him first.
If you are a gentleman under the willow who is not in chaos, I will say that you don't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and you will starve me to death for life. If you dare to see the lust, in front of the Su family's dozen new undead positions, I can turn your face and scold you so much that you have no place to draw your sword and kill yourself.
However, Ye Chonglang was indifferent, letting Fengqi Wen Xiang Nephrite squeeze him, rubbing it into his arms, and he didn't care about anything on his arm, and his hand couldn't be dragged halfway.
Feng Qi was just about to make persistent efforts, and she simply sent it up when she couldn't pull it, but suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of something on the tip of Ye Chonglang's shoe, and at that moment, her scalp was numb, her hairs stood up, and a fear from the depths of her heart made her tremble.
Ye Chonglang, as a lone bamboo disciple, pays the most attention to grooming, why there is an earthworm on the tip of the snow-white soap boots, it doesn't matter.
Importantly...... Earthworm!
Feng Qi was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, only to feel goosebumps from head to toe, stabbing all over his body numb and itchy, and what was even more terrifying was that the earthworm was actually alive, and it was crumbling from the tip of Ye Chonglang's shoes, and then, squirming layers of flesh, to! She! Crawl! Pass! Come! Finish!!
Who would have imagined that Feng Qi, a demon general who is not afraid of life and death, is the only thing he is afraid of.
She was afraid of this slimy and soft insect for no reason, and she had no eyes or mouth, especially the weirdness of the surging flesh, and it was not an exaggeration for her to be frightened immediately.
Of course, only her own brother knows about her weakness in the world. When her brother was young and a bastard, he dug up earthworms and handed them to her coldly, and he liked to hear her cry in fright.
However, her own brother has long since died, and her parents have long since died, and no one in the world knows about her weakness.
Otherwise, more than 20 years ago, in the war between gods and demons, the righteous people did not need to carry swords and guns, and each person had an earthworm in his hand, and he could scare the demon general Feng Qi crying father and shouting that his mother would retreat for 500 miles, so the war between gods and demons was still a fart?
Thinking of this, Feng Qi finally couldn't hold it back, jumped up with a scream, retreated again and again, and slammed into the table with a bang, and more than a dozen spiritual positions on the table crackled and fell down again and again.
What's wrong with being afraid of earthworms? I'm afraid that the earthworm can't prove that she is the demon general Fengqi, and it can't prove that she is reborn, so I am very afraid.
But Ye Chonglang looked up at her for a long time and asked, "Not numb?" ”
Feng Qi shook his head with a pale face, losing and losing, and was disturbed by an earthworm, which is also called disaster from the sky, an irresistible force.
"Let's go, then."
Feng Qi took a deep breath and said in shock: "I'll go...... Clean up. ”
After saying that, she bypassed the earthworm far away and ran out of the door as if she were running away.
In fact, she wants to go back to the Su family's mansion, and the main purpose is to come back to get the family property.
Heaven is a good reincarnation, and the Su family keeps saying that she wants to monopolize the family property, but now that the family is dead, the family property is naturally hers alone.
Don't say that she is a demon general, and don't say anything about her big breasts and beauty, there is always an eternal truth in the world of the past and present lives, that is...... Rich all over the world.
Feng Qi went to You Shumin's courtyard, searched Su Shijie's room, slipped the door and picked the lock to find the secret compartment, which was her strength, and after a while, she found a box full of silver tickets from the wall tiles under You Shumin's bed.
She couldn't take anything else with her, but just these silver tickets were enough for her to squander it for three or five years without worry.
Feng Qi wrapped the silver ticket in oiled paper and sandwiched it in the close-fitting position of the underwear, and then went out to find Ye Chonglang, but found that Ye Chonglang was walking from the direction of Su Yaqian's yard, in other words, what did he do in Su Yaqian's yard?
Suddenly, a question popped up in her head, just now, Ye Chonglang didn't seem to ask her what she was afraid of?
Is it common for girls to be afraid of earthworms?
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The sun is sinking in the west, the restaurants and restaurants of all sizes in the town are overcrowded, the lights are bright, the wine is fragrant, a rich and noble family is wiped out in one night, which does not affect people's lives at all, but has more to talk about, and the business of the restaurant is even more hot.
Ye Chonglang and Feng Qi walked one after the other, Feng Qi was dizzy from hunger for a long time, but the restaurant was full, and there was not even a free bench.
"What are you two going to eat?" Suddenly, a man who looked like a shopkeeper blocked Ye Chonglang's way, stopped in the middle of the road with his arms outstretched, nodded and his face was about to cry with red eyes, "Two, there is a place inside, please inside!" Two people, please! ”
Ye Chonglang stopped, looked back at Feng Qi, Feng Qi turned his head to look at the store next to him, it was just a small bun shop, not to mention eating something, it was estimated that there were only buns.
But as soon as he hesitated, the shopkeeper almost had tears in his eyes, and knelt down with a plop, kowtowing like pounding garlic, "Please two of you!" Please inside!! ”
Is the world so difficult today? Do you have to solicit customers like this to do a little business?
Ye Chonglang didn't ask Feng Qi's opinion again, and turned his feet and walked towards the bun shop. Feng Qi is a little annoyed, what she doesn't like to eat the most is steamed buns, she doesn't agree with her ambitions, why do you want to go by the way?
The business of the bun shop is actually very good, the tables are full, and there are even two people standing holding plates, but the shopkeeper should have driven up a table of people, and was scolded by the guests before he vacated the table, quickly wiped it clean, and looked at Ye Chonglang and waited for him to sit down.
However, as soon as Feng Qi stepped into the bun shop, he suddenly smelled a strange and rich aroma, the thick aroma of meat was mouth-watering, better than all birds and beasts.
The shopkeeper didn't ask the two of them what they wanted to eat, only quickly brought a plate of steaming steamed buns, turned to the door and shivered, and stopped going out to kneel and solicit customers.
Feng Qi quietly looked at Ye Chonglang, only to see that he was sitting precariously, his eyes did not squint, he did not move his chopsticks for a long time, not hungry? If you are hungry, you will talk about it, a gentleman has words, dare to do (a sound) and dare to be, dare to test her like this to see if she is a ferocious lonely ghost, if you don't go to hell, I won't go to hell.
And Ye Chonglang was also looking at her, seeing that she didn't move, holding her wide sleeves with one hand, and pulling out a pair of chopsticks from the chopstick bucket with the other, and gently placing them on her left hand.
Why do you believe she's left-handed? Outrageous!
But Feng Qi just doesn't move chopsticks, although she has studied Ye Chonglang's hundred ways to eat in her fantasy, but in fact, the demon will belong to the demon general, and the demon is also a human, she doesn't eat the same kind.
That's right, the bun is human flesh, this strange fragrance, she will never forget after more than 20 years.
Once upon a time, the gods and demons fought fiercely, and the most people who died were actually people, and the corpses were all over the battlefield, and all kinds of strange fires turned the place of battle into a scorched earth, at that time, the battlefield was not bloody at all, but the aroma of familiar human flesh. Of course, it will be more fragrant at that time than now, after all, it is baked.
She just never thought that after more than 20 years, this world has been reduced to the same kind of cooking?
"Why don't you eat it? Aren't you hungry? Ye Chonglang finally asked her.
Feng Qi smiled lightly, "Men and women sit at the same table, men are respected, and Brother Ye eats first." ”
Ye Chonglang just picked up the chopsticks, "You don't have to be so polite when you go out." ”
"Although you are out of the house, the etiquette cannot be abolished, so Brother Ye is welcome." As he spoke, Feng Qi picked up a bun and put it on a small plate in front of Ye Chonglang, and asked, "Does Brother Ye want vinegar?" Do you eat spicy? ”
Ye Chonglang's eyes looked at her for a long time, but suddenly, there seemed to be a smile that seemed to be absent across his eyes, and he saw him bow his head, and gently bite the skin of the bun with a dignified and elegant posture.
Feng Qi's gaze was also a little deeper, and she couldn't help but wonder, did she overestimate Ye Chonglang somewhere?
Although there is a hidden scheming, although he is a prodigy of a lonely bamboo, he ...... Since the war between gods and demons, if there are more than 20 years of peace and prosperity, does Ye Chonglang know what human flesh tastes like? Moreover, it is still steamed human meat with a filling.
And when she glanced out of the corner of her eye, she found that the shopkeeper was huddled by the door tremblingly, his eyes as if they were about to fall out of his sockets, staring directly at Ye Chonglang.
The surrounding guests are still feasting, praising from time to time, and today's buns are particularly fragrant.
"I'm going to wash my hands." As he spoke, Feng Qi stood up, turned his head and ran quickly to the kitchen, without hesitation, and forcefully opened the heavy cotton door curtain.
The four people who were still making steamed buns in the kitchen were stunned, and they all looked at Feng Qi, and suddenly, they showed ecstatic expressions.
"Ah!!!h Feng Qi screamed, shouting as high as he could.