Chapter Twenty-Nine: Too Handsome to Show His Face
These people are too much, so much black dog blood is enough to swim!
And what kind of soul talisman can it be a safe fetus or a good pregnancy?
Is it to freshen the air?
These people use laser guns and laser nets, and they are so superstitious!
These traitors have embarked on an incorrigible crooked path, and Zhu Chulan has no intention of saving them.
The most cruel thing to treat the enemy is not to kill him, imprison him, and humiliate him - but to praise him, expose him, and broadcast him live!
To magnify the enemy's ambition for murder and stupidity - zoom in 10,000 times and broadcast it live, and then earn attention and support!
The person chasing and killing behind was still a hundred meters behind, and Zhu Zhulan began to take off the "ghost king" makeup, and he wanted to ask for help in the live broadcast.
Rub it vigorously three times five times by two times, and then wipe it vigorously with borrowed clothes dipped in water, and his face is red.
Finally restored to the original handsome little white face, coupled with the messy hairstyle, and the luminous effect on his body, Zhu Chulan was a real immortal male god.
Use the mobile phone requisitioned from the Tenjin Research Department to board the female Shura live account.
Start the supernatural live broadcast "Undead Boyfriend" resurrection!
Although the "Bad Play" system obscured Zhu Izulan's life signals, it did not cover all signals against the sky, otherwise Zhu Izuran would have been able to sneak out.
Fortunately, this exit has a mobile phone signal and the Internet, as long as the live broadcast begins, there are tens of thousands of people who eat melons in minutes between the big anchors of 100,000 cherished fans.
This time, Zhu Zhulan only planned to show his back and not show his face, he was afraid that his supernatural live broadcast three times and twice would really scare the little virgin!
It's illegal to live stream with excessive horror!
pulled a live broadcast pop-up window, and three thousand little virgins entered the big live broadcast room to watch in minutes.
Zhu Zhulan pointed the camera at his radiant back, and opened his mouth with his back to all beings.
"There are those who are dead but live forever, and there are those who are alive but are dead forever!
It's a beautiful world!
I once held a beautiful woman in my hand that I saw once in 5,000 years!
For her sake, I return from hell!
I feel like —
I'm the hero!
Do you see my protagonist aura?
And yet—
I didn't cross over!
Though you see that I am dead!
But if I want to say that everything here is a conspiracy drama, then the truth will be live!
Please follow me: Undead boyfriend - Zhu Zhulan is returning from hell for your live broadcast!
You'll recognize my voice!
Because he is too handsome, he won't show his face first, I'm afraid of frightening 100,000 little virgin boys!
Below, I turn my lens to hell and the people who make it!
I will tell you the latitude and longitude of hell, and come to witness the return of the "undead boyfriend" Zhu Zhulan from hell!"
"I forgot to say it, ask for a reward! ask for a recommendation! ask for attention! ask for a barrage! ask for the police——
Ask for a reward!Ask for a recommendation!Ask for attention!Ask for a barrage!Ask for the police——
I'm in XXXXX degrees east longitude and XXXXX degrees north latitude, please help me pop up the latitude and longitude with the barrage!
'Undead boyfriend' Zhu Chulan is so scared in hell, so scared, so scared!
There are so many weirdos who want to kill me, I have to hide first and secretly broadcast live!
Here they are, shhhhh
Zhu Zhulan feels that he is a good actor, superb acting skills, the atmosphere is in place, the special effects are powerful, and the events are real, and he will definitely be able to gain the attention and support of the people!
In fact, as soon as Zhu Zhulan started the live broadcast, because of the big live broadcast number of the female Shura, the female Shura received a message reminder, and she hurriedly logged in to the live broadcast room with the trumpet, and happened to hear Zhu Zhulan reading the longitude and latitude in various sums.
The female Shura hurriedly notified the three fat men from the warrior battalion and the secret service team to act, saying that she would do whatever it takes, and told the police and the authorities that there was a problem and they could not be trusted.
The female Shura asked to connect with Zhu Izuran to enhance the credibility of the live broadcast and the authenticity of the event.
Seeing the female Shura asking for a connection, Zhu Zhulan's heart was excited, some people believed that he was still alive, and some people were still thinking about him in their hearts!
Hurry up and connect to the live broadcast, the credibility of the live broadcast will be enhanced, and the 100,000 little virgins in the live broadcast room will have tens of thousands of online onlookers at once.
Zhu Zhulan flew into the sky excitedly, he showed off the king's heavy weapon flying rope, and the flying immortal rose to the cave wall stone recess for temporary hiding.
In the live broadcast screen, the 5,000-year-old beauty Li Yitong showed her face excitedly, and kept shouting "Zhu Chulan, I know you are still alive, I know it's you, you have to be strong!"
The 10,000 little virgins in the big live broadcast room heard the female Shura shouting in such a hurry, and they were immediately frightened, and quickly called friends and called 100,000 little virgins to pee together to strengthen their courage.
"Is it really an undead boyfriend - Zhu Chulan?"
"Is this true? resurrected ......"
"I'm scared to pee in broad daylight......"
"Who's going to help me pee ......?"
"I'm so scared that I watch the live broadcast with my eyes closed......"
"Listening to the voice is definitely Zhu Chulan!"
"The lines are right, and I said that the first time!"
"With the first resurrection, the second habitual resurrection!"
"The goddess personally conjures spirits and proves ...... herself"
"I believe in the Goddess!
"I've called the police!"
"I've called the police +1"
"I've called the police +2"
......
"I've called the police +10086"
......
"Goddess, please hug, I saw a ghost, I'm scared!"
"Goddess, what the hell is that?"
......
The big anchor room of 100,000 cherished fans is really very magical, and if you say call the police, you will call the police, and if you say that you will see the hell, you will see the hell!
Although 100,000 cherished fans are scared to pee at every turn, the pure hearts of the little virgins are full of justice, and they have goddesses in their hearts, and they can pretend to be justice!
They collectively said that although they were scared to pee, they had to watch the live broadcast with their eyes closed!
In the live broadcast camera, a strange-looking human with lightning at a speed of twenty meters per second from far and near, Ta arrived directly below Zhu Zhulan and immediately stopped, sniffing the air like a hunting dog.
The strange-looking human kept scanning the surroundings, muttering to himself in confusion.
"No, no one can escape my Jin Wuyi's tracking, unless he is not a ghost, but a god!"
"Whether it's a ghost or a god, in front of my Jin family, there is no way to heaven and no way to enter the earth!
Hmph - keep up with the rubbish!"
Kim is tantamount to not using the communicator to give orders.
"Report three less, I didn't find anything along the way!"
"Sanshao, we didn't find anything abnormal!"
"Sanshao, where have you been? We are still three hundred meters away from the exit. ”
"Sanshao, we saw you, we lost more than twenty people!"
......
......
Teams of heavily armed super soldiers appeared one after another, slowly converging with Kim Wuyi on alert.
The last thing to appear were three flying black cloaks, empty under the cloaks, but fluttering a foot above the ground.
Zhu Zhulan thinks that these are some of the powerful ghosts who escaped from the dark cage.
Seeing his eyes in the stone recess of the cave wall, he began to slowly hold his breath, Zhu Zhulan slowly moved the live camera away to focus on the group of super soldiers, he was afraid that these aliens would really scare 100,000 little virgins.
After seeing that everyone was converging, Jin Wuyi began to summarize and analyze, and constantly formulated new search deployments.
His analysis was thorough and reasonable, and his command and deployment were not leaky.
In Zhu Zhulan's opinion, he is a genius and has good military talents.
However, all of this was broadcast live by Zhu Chulan, and 100,000 little virgins looked down on this big drama from the perspective of God.
Everyone and the ghosts fanned out in this cone-shaped cave 100 meters wide and 30 meters high, and they suddenly shot flares at the top of the cave.
For a while, the cave was as bright as day, and Zhu Chulan showed his original form very generously.
However, he did not wear the clothes that pretended to be the ghost king, nor did he have the makeup of the ghost king, but a beautiful young man who was so handsome that he collapsed.
"Hello, hello!
I'm the 'undead boyfriend' - Zhu Zhulan!
I used to be too handsome to show my face!
Now we are solemnly recognized!"
Zhu Zhulan greeted him awkwardly, all the guns were pointed at him, and he felt that this was the attraction of the big protagonist.
Fortunately, the blackened golden finger canceled the aura of the gods at the moment when the flare was raised, otherwise there would definitely be a wave of bullets and bullets to kill Zhu Izulan, the protagonist of the "Ghost King".
"Undead boyfriend - Zhu Chulan?
I think it's true that you're too handsome to show your face!
Because I often have such troubles!"
"Well, have you seen anything more than you dare to show your face?
If you see it, tell me this—friend!"
There is recognition, ridicule, inquiry, and routines in Jin Wuyi's words.
Jin Wuyi is not a simple alien, 100,000 little virgins watching the live broadcast were pleasantly surprised to find a supervillain boss.
(To be continued)