"You're good, you fainted before you got in the car, do you know, Lao Tzu broke his little finger in order to get you in the car!"

Is it so serious? I looked at where he was bandaged, well, it didn't seem to be fake......

"Xu Lan, I'm watching you soar from ninety pounds all the way to your current weight, did I say that you are fat? No! But I'll have to say it now! It's really time for you to lose weight! Otherwise, if you faint somewhere one day, no one will be able to bear you! Xu Chengyang paused word by word, and his expression was as serious as if announcing that I had a terminal illness.

"You, didn't you pay it back just now, and you're still worried that I won't be able to open it?" I held my breath and asked weakly.

Because it hurts, I omitted the second half of the sentence: "Now bear to scare me?" ”

But Xu Chengyang should be able to understand.

"Hmph, that's before going home!" He glared at me angrily, "You can eat so much, the three words 'looking for a short view' can't get along with you at all!" ”

Me: "......"

At this time, the mobile phone on the bedside table rang, and Xu Chengyang helped me pick it up and take a look: "Your mother!" ”

I gasped and suddenly realized that I couldn't spare my hands to answer the phone.

The left hand is wrapped in gauze, and the right hand is dripping, which is really sad enough.

Xu Chengyang was still interesting enough to help me take the hands-free.

"On what floor? Which ward? ”

Hearing the mother's voice, my heart instantly softened, and tears came out again.

Xu Chengyang looked at me with great disdain, but he still told me the room number with his mouth.

I held back the pain and quickly repeated it, but my mother didn't ask anything again, and immediately hung up the phone.

"Did your mom come up?" Xu Chengyang put his phone aside.

"Hmm!" I answered, my eyes moving to my phone.

"You want to know how I got your mom informed?"

"Hmm."

My tacit understanding with him has really reached a certain level.

As I said before, we have an agreement that we will never let our parents know about each other's existence, and of course he will not know the contact information of his mother.

"There is a kind of thing, called power bank, there is a way to unlock the mobile phone, called my fingerprint, there is a kind of stupidity, never return WeChat...... Then I took a photo of you lying on the hospital bed and sent it to the WeChat on the remarks Chengmu, and only told her the address of the hospital, and when she arrived at the door of the hospital, she would naturally ask you what floor it was, and when she went upstairs, I could withdraw...... That's it! ”

Me: "......"

"Alright, your mom should have come up! I'll go first! Call me if there's something! As he spoke, he picked up the coat on the side of the pillow, carefully avoided the wounded fingers, put himself on, walked two steps, stopped again, turned his head to look at me, and looked fiercely, "If you fucking have any more contact with that dog mongrel, I will break off your friendship!" ”

After speaking, he left with his head held high, and the back was very similar to the chic exit of the killer in the movie after completing the task.

It's not the first time he's broken up with me, but every time he jokes, but just now, he's serious.

I know that Xu Chengyang is for my good, and I am not stupid to that extent, but, after all, I have loved, and I really can't adjust my mood in a short period of time, and I don't know what to do next.

Just as he was thinking wildly, his mother suddenly rushed in, still wearing a ...... Pajamas, and a thin shirt.

How rushed is this? I didn't even have time to change my clothes.

The throat was a little itchy, the nose was sore, and I just wanted to call her, but before I opened my mouth, my mother picked up her arm and slapped her.

This palm slapped on my forehead, and there was a "snap", which was extremely loud.

"Mom, what are you doing!" The emotion instantly vanished, and I quickly covered my head with my gauze-wrapped hand and screamed.

But then there was a strong cramp in my abdomen, and the pain was so painful that I almost couldn't breathe.

"What am I doing? Look at you, you've eaten all your food and come to the hospital! I've never seen you so greedy before, have you? Such a big person doesn't know moderation...... Hey, I'm really angry, you said that your mother didn't offend any fairy, why did she give birth to such a wreck of you! ”

My mother was like a tweeter, which made my eardrums numb, but fortunately I was the only patient in the ward, otherwise I would have been blasted out together.

I just listened silently, anyway, her combat effectiveness is not strong now, so it's okay to scold for a while to dissipate her anger.

Sure enough, after a series of freestyles, the mother didn't catch her breath, coughed a few times, and finally died down.

"When did you come?" Taking a few breaths, she frowned.

"Just, just at noon, right?" I swallowed my stomach pain and pretended to smile lightly.

"Did you have lunch?"

"No, no......"

Momami sighed deeply, looking at my expression as if she was observing a mentally retarded person.

"I'll go to the doctor first and ask to see if there's anything to pay attention to!" With these words, she turned her head and walked out.

I was secretly relieved to think that something was wrong, so I sat up slowly and put my phone on my lap.

Click on the WeChat conversation with my mother, and the first thing that comes into view is a photo of me lying here.

Xu Chengyang's idiot deliberately manipulated me, the angle he chose was indescribable, and he filmed me as a dementia with overindulgence and a satisfied face, but there was a sentence below: "Mom, I ate too much, I got acute enteritis, my hand was injured, and I was in the hospital."

No wonder my mother beat me as soon as she came, this is simply a tone of inadequacy!

Well, I've written down this account, and I'll go back and count it with him saving me......

Suddenly falling into silence, I was a little uncomfortable, looking at the snow-white gauze on my hands, and my mood was low again.

Before I could brew my emotional sadness, an explosive air flow rushed through my lower abdomen, and I felt it reach the exit, which frightened me and screamed: "Mom! Mom......"

It's a pity that by the time my mother came back, it was too late.

I never dreamed that I, an adult woman in my thirties, would have diarrhea in my pants and spray all over the bed, and there was no toilet in the critical ward, and my mother would have no way to come back, so I could only use the bedpan to catch the rest of my excrement.

Because of the panic, the mother didn't pick it up, and when this one came down, her hands were full of yellow and clear.

I was so ashamed that I couldn't bear to feel ashamed, I couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and I was embarrassed to lose face to this part, and suddenly I felt that it was so difficult to be a man, and I couldn't control my emotions for a while, and I burst into tears again.

"Lan'er, the doctor said that acute enteritis will cause diarrhea, and there is nothing to be ashamed of!" My mother comforted me as she wiped her hands with the stained sheets.

It's been a long time since I've heard her speak to me in such a gentle tone, but at this time, my heart is so sad that I cry even more.

Mom sighed and didn't say anything, she locked the door first, took off all my pants, wiped the shit off my butt little by little with a tissue, and then helped me up while holding the hanging bottle to the next bed.

She looked at the snow-white sheets, suddenly frowned, took off her coat, and spread it on the bed.

"Come, you lie down first!" The mother hung up the hanging bottle, patted the pillow again, and motioned for me to sleep with her eyes.

I looked at the rose-red blouse on the bed and hesitated.

This dress was just bought by her last week, and she only wore it for a few days, when she also said happily that the price that five or six of them talked to the boss together took more than two hours, cut it in half, and saved more than three hundred, in fact, at that time I wanted to tell her that this was Taobao's hit this year, and there were only about 100 yuan on the Internet, but she liked it so much, so she couldn't help but say it.

Now she's going to pad my ass with this new dress she just bought and likes so much, and if she catches up with the second wave of shit later, I'm really ......

"What are you doing? Hurry up! She seemed impatient and slapped me on the buttocks.

I quickly did so and slowly moved to the bed and lay down.

Well, I just realized that I am actually the kind of person who eats hard and does not eat soft.

My mother wrapped my whole lower body with her clothes, and then covered me with a quilt.

"I've got the potty here, if you want to pull it, you can stuff it under your ass! Don't touch the hand of the infusion...... Don't feel sorry for my dress, isn't it only about 300 yuan? When you're ready, I'll buy one for my mom! ”

I didn't know what to say, my mind was in a daze, only tears, like clockwork, continued to flow silently.

My mother didn't care about me, she looked around the ward, found a plastic basin, and when she picked up the basin, it was like picking up a baby, and she actually smiled.

"I'll go get some water, you can stay in bed!" After saying that, she walked out, and as soon as she opened the door, she seemed to remember something again, and turned her head again, "By the way, I'll go find a nurse and watch you first!" ”

I was full of excitement and immediately shouted, "Mom......"

Unfortunately, before I could say the word "don't", the door was already closed.

Finished......

As I am now, I don't dare to be a demon, so I can only watch as the door is pushed open and a very young nurse enters.

Originally, there was a smile on his face, so he entered the door and took a look, and his expression stiffened.

My face was so hot that I didn't dare to look at her.

It's a normal person who can't stand it, after all, such a big puddle of dirt is placed under the nose, and the smell is not good.

Unexpectedly, the little nurse walked in very calmly and sat on the bed next to me.

"Call me if you feel uncomfortable!" After saying this, she lowered her head and played with her phone.

Not to mention responding, I didn't even dare to breathe, for fear of alarming the "female Bodhisattva" in front of me.

Looking back at the pile of "yellow", I almost wanted to cry without tears, how can I clean it up......

Just thinking about it, my lower abdomen held my breath again, I was startled, and quickly touched the bedpan with my hand, helplessly wrapped in gauze, and my left hand again, but the bedpan was not held steady, and it fell to the ground with a "clang".

"Want to pull again?" The little nurse raised her eyelids and asked slowly.

I nodded silently.

"Come down, squat on the ground and pull up, lest you rub into bed again!" With that, she bent down and put the bedpan on the side of the hanging bottle, and helped me out of bed.

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