"I can die, but I don't accept it!" I had been dragged more than ten meters away, and I was about to be chopped up, so I could only scratch at the straw.

"Don't move, what is this?" He frowned and shouted, asking the eunuch to put me down.

I was so frightened that I went limp, and I was reduced to a small pile on the ground, but I knew that now I had to keep my sanity, and only I could save myself.

"What kind of dog are you putting ~ fart? Well? The prince glared angrily.

I shouted at the loudest volume I could: "Your Highness heard me right, the slave is not convinced, you are noble because you were born with a high status, you have great strength, because you eat well, what else is really admirable?" I don't know if Your Highness can dare to have a slave competition? ”

His eyebrows jumped, as if he couldn't believe what he had heard, he walked up to me in a few steps, stepped on my shoulder, turned it around, and asked, "How do you want to compare?" ”

I suddenly felt that my shoulders were about to collapse, and I gritted my teeth in pain, and my voice couldn't help but tremble: "...... Doesn't Your Highness like mounts, the slave has the courage to compete with His Highness whose mount is more ferocious, with a limit of ten days, the two horses cannibalize each other, the winner wins his master, and the loser loses his master. How is it? ”

He was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, as if he had heard the funniest joke.

"Just by your body? Hongu can pinch you to death with his fingers. His foot on my shoulder was a little harder, and it seemed to be a sarcasm for my self-indulgence.

"That's it, I don't pee to see what I am, and I dare to compete with His Highness!"

"Your Highness, or immediately pull it to chop up and feed it to General Black?"

The other eunuchs saw the stitches.

"Nope." He raised his eyebrows slightly, looking playful, "This palace will let this cheap slave die convincingly." ”

Hearing this, I knew that I could not die for the time being, and exhaled deeply. When I put my hanging heart down, I added, "Since the competition is a competition, the premise is that it is fair......"

Halfway through my speech, he was impatiently interrupted: "I don't need you to say, from now until the day of the competition, your requirements will be met." ”

I thanked him with satisfaction, it seems that although he is a beast, his brain is not slow, this kind of person is the most angry, he understands everything, but he ignores his conscience.

But the reason why I was able to live today is that I have caught his weakness - competitiveness. It can be seen from the trivial matter of fighting crickets that although this life-saving straw was caught in a panic, it was quite successful.

First of all, I asked for a sunny room, the bed must be spacious and comfortable, and all living utensils are available; Secondly, I asked for two handsome little eunuchs to serve tea and pour water; Secondly, prepare a special kitchenette for me, four meals a day, and the meals are not the same; Finally, no one was allowed to disturb them for ten days.

The prince and I are the same age, about fifteen years old, it is the period of the second year of secondary school, he is competitive, and he refuses to lose face, so he responded to these requests one by one, which makes me regret a little, I knew that it would be good to say a few more points like this, not because I was not greedy enough, because I knew that there was no such shop in this village.

The next few days I had a very pleasant time, warm sunshine, small rocking chairs, a table of delicious food, and the little eunuch beating his legs on his shoulders.

In the past, I was not a hedonist, but now in this situation, after today, there is no tomorrow, it is more suitable for the attitude of living with wine and drunkenness today, no matter how miserable I will die tomorrow, it is good to eat enough wine and food today.

I admired myself in the mirror, and after only a few days, this originally thin little face had been flattened, and the whole person looked radiant.

I don't know when the news of the prince's violent death will come? I smiled in the mirror, it was beautiful.

I heard that the prince got a mad cow out of nowhere, and he was riding and practicing every day, which was not surprising to me. If something happens to him, I will take full responsibility and accompany him to the funeral.

The nature of the country is easy to change, and a person like him will inevitably be mediocre and unreasonable when he becomes an emperor in the future, putting the people in dire straits. I'm not noble, it's just that exchanging the life of a tragic eunuch for the life of thousands of people is a good deal.

On the sixth day of my comfortable days, I felt compelled to do something. So far, there has been no bad news from the prince's side, and it seems that he has subdued the mad cow, so I have to put some pressure on him.

If you don't make a hit, you're already a blockbuster. I asked people to get me a tiger with great fanfare, but I only told the little eunuch that I wanted a female, and that he was relatively docile.

With the prince escorting, the efficiency of work is green all the way. I saw the tiger that night, and the eunuch said that it was raised in the garden, and that it was only for the dignitaries to see.

Although he is a female, this guy is not small, and he lies in the cage with an arrogant expression, and under the light, the yellow and white fur reflects the ghostly light. I ordered someone to throw a live chicken in, and because he was used to being raised, he was not too excited to see the chicken, and still kept his dignity in his demeanor, until the unknown chicken approached, and it pounced violently, and caught it.

If I go to ride it...... I imagined it, and unconsciously substituted myself into the chicken in my mind, looking at the chicken feathers and blood stains on the ground, I was suddenly terrified, I didn't dare to think about it, and quickly went back to eat some braised pork to suppress the shock.

Early in the morning, I woke up refreshed and contented. I wish I could live like this for a lifetime.

I was washing up and chatting with the two little eunuchs.

I asked them, "Your Highness knows that I want a tiger, what did he say?" ”

One was hesitant, and the other was distracted, and immediately said, "No." His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said he knew. ”

I wiped my face, smiled unknowingly and said: "Your Highness's temperament is better than me, in order to win over me, he is willing to rely on me for the time being, today I am going to ride and practice that tiger, anything can happen, if you accidentally feed the two of you to the tiger, presumably Your Highness will not pursue ......"

"You ......" heard my threat, and the two of them suddenly changed their faces.

I sat down at the table, picked up the hot porridge and blew it gently, and took a sip, "Tell me, you will all listen to my dispatch in the past ten days, and you will be considered a master, but you have told Your Highness everything about me, but in turn you have not said a word to me, how can this balance my heart?" ”

One of them hesitated for a moment and said, "It's not that we don't say it, His Highness only said at the time: That dog slave is fucking dead!" ”

The spoon in my hand fell back into the bowl with a "dang" and looked at them, "Gone?" ”

"It's gone!" The two said in unison, "Word for word." ”

I was a little surprised and embarrassed by this ending, so I had to pretend to turn my attention to the delicious food on the table and let them go out first.

Did I miscalculate?

He is so competitive that he heard that I got a tiger over, and he didn't hurry up to find someone to catch the lion python, but he had to ask for the wild, the most ferocious kind.

But he only left one sentence: That bitch doesn't want to die!?

It's as if he knows how to do it in moderation, and I'm like a fool who doesn't know whether to live or die.

Before I knew it, I was already overwhelmed. I put down my chopsticks and burped resolutely.

With the current situation, I can only fight against the water.