Chapter 18: Everyone in Chinese knows kung fu
Updated: 2011-01-18
Chapter 18 Chinese know kung fu
"Brother Win, I really want to know this! Is it because they hate me, that's why they will run away and give up this world! Isn't it that if it weren't for me, the two of them would live happily in this world, and they wouldn't be unconscious like they are now, and they wouldn't die! Wu Ling'er said as she spoke, and the whole person hugged her knees and shrunk into a ball, it is said that when people grow up, they will only subconsciously make such actions when they are extremely insecure: "If this is the case, is it that I do not appear in this world......
"Idiot?". Before Wu Ling'er finished speaking, Brother Ying had already interrupted her unceremoniously: "Did you not sleep enough so you had convulsions?" That's not your style! ”
Wu Ling'er picked up the pillow and smashed Ji Zai away: "The ugliest guy is not qualified to judge others!" ”
Perhaps hearing movement in the room, Janis slammed the door open: "What's going on?" ”
"Ahh ****!! Indecent assault!!! Wu Ling'er screamed and picked up the things at the head of the bed and smashed them at the door, while Jennis exited the room in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I thought something happened to you!" ”
After closing the door, Janis remembered that he was in the hospital now, and Wu Ling'er was the object he wanted to protect now. He was stunned for a moment, and carefully opened a crack in the door: "This is the ward, not your room, I am a policeman, not a ****!" Can I come in now? ”。
Wu Ling'er, who was holding a cup, was stunned for a moment, and glanced down at the hospital gown on her before reacting: "Uh...... OK!! ”
Seeing Jennis walking in with an embarrassed face, Wu Ling'er was also a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I'm sleepy!" I thought I was at home, so when I saw a man breaking in, I habitually ......"
"Uh...... Never mind! It's just that...... It's better to find out the situation next time and then make a move!! Dennis depressedly tore off the toilet roll wrapped around his body, carefully let a pillow and walked to Wu Ling'er's bedside: "No wonder the doctor said that you were overly nervous because you were frightened." How do you feel now? ”
I don't know if this guy did the same to the doctors and nurses after he woke up yesterday, if so...... No wonder doctors say that! Thinking of this, Denis began to sympathize with the doctors and nurses last night.
Wu Ling'er didn't notice Jennis's expression, she just nodded: "I've slept enough, I feel pretty good!" ”
"Can you tell me about the car accident yesterday?" As soon as he heard that Wu Ling'er felt good, Janis immediately began to ask the case: "I asked Mr. William, he said that you first found out that someone was following you, and then he tried to get rid of the enemy, but he was unsuccessful, after getting on the bridge, the other party launched a shot at you, and you spilled Mr. William's documents out of the window in self-defense, trying to stop the enemy." The result was a series of crashes in which 34 cars collided, is that the case? ”。
"Well, that's pretty much it, what's wrong?". Wu Ling'er looked at Jennis strangely, obviously he was already very clear, why did he still ask himself?
Jennis pulled a stool and sat on the side of Wu Ling'er's bed: "I'm more curious about how you found the other party?" And yesterday I found out that when you took my PDA, you had a good technique, have you practiced? ”
"Of course, don't you know that everyone in Chinese knows Chinese kung fu?" Wu Ling'er winked at Jennis, deliberately teasing him: "It's not a lie in the movie!" ”
As soon as she heard Wu Ling'er say this, Jennis's eyes immediately lit up: "Really? Do you know Chinese Kung Fu? Can you teach me next time? ”。
"What's wrong with that? But if you want to learn kung fu, you have to learn from me! If I become your teacher, as long as I say something that does not violate the law, you must follow everything, this is our Oriental rule, can you do it? ”。 Seeing that Janis was so easy to deceive, Wu Ling'er was naturally happy to tease this handsome guy.
Who knew that Jennis nodded very seriously: "I know, I've seen it in the movie!" Your conditions are already very lenient, in the movie, those masters want apprentices to do bad things, and apprentices must also do it, which shows that you are a kind person. ”
Brother Ying on the side almost vomited blood after hearing this: "You? Kind people?!! Is this Janiss' head normal? ”。 Didn't you hear the butler outside the door yesterday say that this guy is a genius? Sure enough, geniuses and idiots are just a thin line.
Wu Ling'er completely ignored Brother Ying's words, looked at Dennis and nodded: "Okay, if you can accept my conditions, after I am discharged from the hospital, I will take you as an apprentice!" But...... I haven't figured out where I'm going to live when I'm discharged from the hospital! ”
"Yay? Aren't you going back to Brown's house? ”。
"Miss Li, do you have any grievances against me?" Joining Janis in the exclamatory question was the old butler, who was holding Wu Ling'er's favorite wonton in his hand at this time: "Is there something I can't entertain well??" ”
Wu Ling'er hurriedly shook her head: "No, it's not!" I just think I'm going to get into trouble right now, and if I continue to stay at Brown's house, I'm afraid I'll get everyone involved, so ......"
"Oh God! Ling'er, you're thinking too much, it's my duty to protect the lady! We Brown family are not afraid of any danger! Yesterday was just a small accident, and we will never let such an accident happen again! So...... Please don't worry about us, go back with us!! ”
There is only one person with such an exaggerated tone, a person who is now giving Wu Ling'er a lot of headaches - Daniel: "Why are you here?" ”
"The doctor said you could be discharged, so I came to welcome you home! Rest assured, I've got the helicopter parked on the rooftop! We'll fly back so you don't have to be afraid of anyone else staring at you anymore! Daniel was dressed in white, which looked even more dazzling in this white ward, and his exaggerated tone really made it impossible for others to like him.
"I ......" Wu Ling'er still wanted to refuse, but Dennis had already agreed for her: "Really? That's great! I don't have to worry about how I will be responsible for Master's safety on the way back! ”
"Master?"
"Master?!"
"Master? Dennis, you can't call me Master if you haven't apprenticed! Moreover, only the apprentice listens to the master's arrangement, and the apprentice cannot make decisions for the master!! Hearing that Dennis had made a decision for herself, Wu Ling'er was immediately upset: "I don't like apprentices like you the most!" I don't want to take you as an apprentice!! ”
"Ah??!! Master, won't you?!! As soon as he heard that Wu Ling'er repented, Jennis immediately screamed: "Don't do this!" I'm just doing good for you!! Now in Chicago, only the Brown family can protect you!! I don't want to be killed by someone else before you even learn anything after worshipping Master......"
Wu Ling'er politely smashed the last pillow into Jennis's face: "Don't curse me early in the morning!" In fact, there is no need for Dennis to say, Wu Ling'er also knows that she is staying at Brown's house now, and the other party dares to shoot on the street, and even dares to shoot at the police station, which means that they don't take the police seriously at all. Looking at the whole of Chicago, except for the Brown family, Wu Ling'er can't think of anyone else who can protect herself.
"Idiot woman, you know that, too? No matter how strong you are, you can't stop bullets and bombs! If you decide to continue, let's go back to Brown's house obediently! Brother Ying also reminded Wu Ling'er on the side: "One of the conditions for continuing, isn't it the Brown family's wood spirit bead?" If you don't get your hands on it, can't you? ”
After Wu Ling'er wailed in her heart, she stretched out her hand and pointed out the door: "Get out!" ”
“?”
Ignoring everyone's puzzled expressions, Wu Ling'er said, "I want to change my clothes and go back!" Would you like to stay? ”。
Hearing Wu Ling'er's words, Daniel and Jennis immediately turned around and left the room, while the old housekeeper put down the wontons in his hand: "I'll have someone send Miss Li's clothes over immediately!" ”
"No need, I'll just wear yesterday's clothes!"
"As the heir of the Li Foundation, you can't wear a set of clothes for two days! Rest assured, the clothes will be delivered before you finish your breakfast!! Although the old housekeeper likes Wu Ling'er very much, he insists on meticulous implementation of these details.
Wu Ling'er picked up the wonton with a headache: "I know, then I'll trouble you!" ”
After breakfast, changing clothes, wrapping Brother Ying in his hands, and putting Ji Zai in his bag, Wu Ling'er got on the long-waiting helicopter with everyone, but after getting on the plane, she began to wonder: "Why did you come with you?" ”
"Oh, I've just received an order from above to keep you safe and watch out for dangerous people around you. That's why I'm going with you to Brown's house! Jennis's natural look made Wu Ling'er depressed. She turned to look at Daniel, "Is that okay?" ”。