Chapter 888: That's How the Pit Was Digg!
Qianren felt that his tears could fill a swimming pool......
His boss asked him at the time, do you know how much trouble girls have to pay attention to when they wear underwear, do you know that in summer, like hugging a person in front of Xiong, Xiong is big, bloated, Xiong is small, there is no curve, when you walk, you are worried about the shoulder strap slipping, when you bend over, you are worried about walking naked, and when you exercise, Xiong is always singing the silent version of what it feels like?
Pity Qianren beheaded such a pure child as a classmate, and was stunned by his boss's series of "xiong" words at that time......
Especially as a ←_ ← who was born with Xiong, he didn't understand what his boss said at all......
His boss patted him on the shoulder with a gentle face and asked, "Imagine, if you have a girlfriend, are you willing to let her worry about so many things every day?" ”
Now the thousands of people beheaded the classmates understood, and immediately shook their heads.
Definitely reluctant! If he had a girlfriend, he would treat her as a little princess and a queen every day!
Because for him, finding a girlfriend can be ranked as one of the world's two major problems alongside showing a pure smile...... (┬_┬)
As I said a long time ago, you don't understand the pain of lust at all...... (┬_┬)
"So, you design underwear now, your girlfriend won't have to worry about this anymore, you say, can you still find a job that you pursue more than designing underwear?"
Thousands of classmates were asked......
After flickering around, his super pit boss asked him again, "Besides, Xiao Gao, do you think you have a chance to communicate normally with a good girl?" ”
Thousands of people beheaded their classmates and burst into tears......
Can't you just not poke him in the wound?! You have the ability to slap him in the face! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
It's good if it's swollen...... Swollen into a pig's head, it's better than being so sexy......
A certain pit smiled with a gentle and concerned face, "So you have no experience in communicating with the opposite sex, and when you really meet a girl you like, how can you chase others?" In addition to designing underwear, is there any other way you can learn and practice how to be good to others and how to think about others? ”
Said ...... It seems to make some sense!
The pure thousand people beheaded their classmates, and they fell into the pit with a pop......
And according to what his boss said, this job can be done at home, as long as he doesn't want to, he can never show his face, so he doesn't have to worry about being discovered.
So...... This is actually a very good and aspiring career!
…… So he embarked on a tragic road of no return......
Especially after he left the campus, the entertainment reporters' "Little Master Gao's Papa" became more and more outrageous, and he understood the cruelty of fate more clearly...... I found out that others are unlucky, at most it is a coffee table, but he is a glass factory! The kind that specializes in cups! (┬_┬)
He became more and more suspicious that he couldn't find a girlfriend at all......
So work has completely become his spiritual sustenance......
The more he felt that he was going to be a bachelor for the rest of his life, the more he wanted to improve his design drawings, as if every time he made an improvement, he was thinking about his fantasy girlfriend, and thinking about it like this, the sense of tragedy in his heart eased a lot...... (┬_┬)
As a result, he got more and more patents, and became more and more famous in this industry......
Thousands of classmates avoided some words that were not very harmonious, and told Ye Ruo these things intermittently.