"Ahh Don't! No! ”

"What are you doing? I don't want you to sell yourself, what the hell is called, just help me take it again. I really have something very important today. Fang Yuan complained while helping the "beauty" in front of the makeup mirror to put on makeup, the person in the mirror had fair skin, and the two pairs of eyes were bright, although they were not stunning, but they also had a unique flavor.

"Don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know, every time you ask me to go on a blind date for you, you will hide near me to shoot a video, and then watch it as a comedy with Yao." That's right, this guy who calls himself Lao Tzu is not a pervert, it's my twin brother Fang Jue. He is a complete slut, from the moment he lost the first bet with me and promised to go on a blind date for me, he could not escape the "fate" of being looked down upon.

Since Fang Yuan was twenty-five years old, the last thing she lacked was not books, but men. The "idler" mother who was bent on holding two people for a year began to frantically search for male compatriots, and in front of her eyes, the minimum standard was January 3, even if she was on a business trip, there were people from other places to make up for it. In order to avoid blind dates, Fang Yuan did everything she could, and could only sacrifice her brother's "beauty" in exchange for her idle time.

"Brother, Oba, My dear brother, Ziniva......"

", what if you're not afraid that your blind date will fall in love with me?"

"It's okay, I've been working hard for so many years, and I still have a drop of money to give you a trip to Thailand." Fang Yuan replied and gave him the most "sweet" smile since he was born, "And I believe that you will guard my future sister-in-law like a jade drop, you will go again, maybe you will see the right eye today." ”

"Perfect ؏؏☝ᖗ乛◡乛ᖘ☝؏؏ , go." Fang Yuan grabbed Fang Jue's little short hair and went out.

"Don't!!!"

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Jingle ~~~

"Welcome."

"Shh~~~" Fang Yuan pushed Fang Jue into the coffee shop, "Fighting!"

There was a small man sitting by the window, looking out the window. Fang Jue looked around, there was only this single male, "But why has my mother's vision dropped?" My mother's quasi-son-in-law standard has always been tall and mighty, how is it a "little cabbage" this time? Is it because you are afraid that someone will not be able to get married, so as long as you are a man? ’

"You are Mr. Zhao Yang?"

"I am, hello Miss Fang." The other party smiled politely, but that smile made Fang Jue very uncomfortable, and his eyes looked at Fang Jue several times, "I know, how difficult it is for people like us to find a partner, seeing how good you look, I just don't know if you are professional or not?" ”

Fang Jue raised his eyebrows, what the hell, "That, Mr. Zhao, what do you mean by that?" I do not quite understand. ”

"Don't pretend, your mother told me. We're the same kind of people. In the future, if you want to save face, I can accept you getting married. But if you have feelings for your husband in the future, I can also accept the three scales. Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret for you. A hand slowly climbed on Shang Jue's shoulder, and Fang Jue felt a tingling pain in his ear, 'I'll go, bitten?'

"What are you doing? Sir, please respect yourself. Fang Jue suddenly pushed Zhao Yang away, and just as he wanted to burst out, he saw Fang Yuan's big eyes staring at him, and he forcibly endured his anger. Pick up your coffee.

"Alright, to be honest, I'm a woman."

"Poof!" , coffee stains splashed Zhao Yang's body.

"What are you doing! If it weren't for your mother saying you were good-looking, I wouldn't have come, really. ”

Fang Jue brainstormed, and two words came out of his mind: lily.

", Lao Tzu is not a lily, you are looking for the wrong person." After Fang Jue finished speaking, he angrily pulled Fang Yuan, who was lurking at the door, and fled the scene at the speed of light.

"Cut, pulling a woman away, and saying no. I found a partner and came on a blind date, wasting my time. What do you see? I haven't seen it! Zhao Yang looked at a pair of "lilies" with a regretful face, broke through the door, sat down gloomily and continued to drink coffee.

"What's the situation?" After fleeing, Fang Yuan asked with difficulty panting.

"Ghost knows, this is really the first time I've seen it, our mother is really doing everything to let your old man get married, this time regardless of gender, someone can marry it!"

"Day and night are winter nights~ I never refuse the arrival of sadness~ Anti-China is also empty~~"

"Hey."

"You dead girl, get back to me! Do you know how hard it was for me to find someone who had the right taste for you? You're so good~~ There's already one! You don't know ......."

"Stop! Mom, don't listen to that pervert's nonsense, my sexual orientation is very normal, don't talk about it first, in vain. Fang Yuan turned her back to her brother and tried her best to make a smiling face, "Brother~~Help me again~~"

"No, mom will strip me."

Fang Yuan's face instantly turned cold, and she grabbed Fang Jue's neck and dragged her into the car, "Then I can't help you." ”

"Leave me alone!!"