"Something is wrong, something is wrong!" Qing clasped her hands in front of her chest, and suddenly said with a panicked expression, "You two won't encounter anything dirty, right?" Like a ghost or something? I recently watched a movie that was haunted by ghosts, just like you are in your current state, one is missing souls, and the other is missing spirits! After saying that, he didn't forget to look around. －－#

I looked at her, a little speechless, this woman, her thinking jumped too fast, where did this come to mind? ――b

"Let's go, let's go now, go to Guanyin Temple to worship, find the temple lord or the goddess, and help the two of you to go to the evil!" Qing couldn't help but pull me and Sasha up.

"Don't worry, don't worry, we'll be fine." Sasa playfully grabbed Haru, who was about to run out.

"Please, where are you going?" I rolled my eyes, "We're all right." ”

Qing looked at us twice, then shook her head again, and said hurriedly, "No, your mother handed you over to me before the business trip, if you have a bad trip, what will you do?" My daughter, who is not that big, will pay your mother! ”

Why don't you care so much about me? Listen to this, now it's a direct jump from the "ghost upper body" to the "ghost cushion back"! If it goes on like this, won't you just find someone to collect ghosts?

"Qing, don't be nervous, we're all fine, just a little tired." Sasa was also a little speechless, she also knew that Qing had been obsessed with horror movies recently, and she probably watched too much.

"No, it's better to believe it than to believe it! Your current physical and mental condition is very suitable for demon possession! ”

"What conditions? What are the requirements? "It's tangled enough, she's still messing around!

"Look, look!" Qing raised my chin again, looking up and down, left and right, "The eyes are blank, the Yin Tang is black, the spirit is not good, and the body is weak, these characteristics are the harbingers of the ghost's upper body!" ”

"What? Isn't it a blood-light disaster? "I puffed up at Qing's words.

"Bloodlight Calamity?!" She repeated my words, and then her eyes widened, "That's troublesome, Ma Xiaoling is in Hong Kong, it's very expensive to invite her to the mainland~!" Then he said a little nervously, "Let's go, let's go to Guanyin Temple now, go to the evil queen, and give some sesame oil money, which is much cheaper than inviting Ma Xiaoling!! ”

Pour! Even [Ma Xiaoling] has been dispatched! I said, Qing, have you watched too many movies, or have you been revisiting "Zombie Dating" recently?

"Qing, it seems that the Guanyin Temple is for people to ask for children, not to catch ghosts and eliminate evil, right?" Sasha couldn't help but ask.

Qing's eyes rolled, she touched her chin, and said with a thoughtful look, "Not necessarily, it should be doing other business!" Now that the family planning policy is so strict, who wants to ask for children? It's better to have a side hustle! ”

Good and rightful conclusion! Sasa and I were thundered by Qing's words.

"Isn't that right? Everyone says so, don't you see the advertising slogans on the roadside that read: [National basic national policy, only one is good]? "Qing looks like a trainer, so she has the demeanor of a teacher.

"Isn't it a happy life with fewer children?" Sasa tilted her head and said. (Spicy said, it seems that these two people still know China's national conditions very well!) Politics teacher, you have to feel relieved! Come on, come on, who remembers the "three represents"? ）

"No matter what slogan it is, you can't go to the Guanyin Temple if you go to the evil thing, right? It's a mismatch! I said weakly. Because I know very well that this girl doesn't like to be refuted when she gives a testimonial.

"But there is only Guanyin Temple in Guangzhou!!" She said justifiably.

Sasa and I glanced at each other, the corners of our mouths twitching, and three black lines popping out in front of our eyes......

It turns out that she is not bad at math, and she also understands the principle of "proximity"!