Chapter 334: Nonsense

"I want you to help, young man, if my wife is not mistaken, you are chasing the ghost marriage team, and you can see me, presumably, you also have the ability, in front of the real person, the old woman I will not tell lies. If the two little brothers are trying to trouble the ghost general Luckdetai, I hope you can rescue my niece. The old woman said bluntly.

"Your niece?" I thought that the old woman must have something to do with me, but I didn't expect it to be such a request, "Is it the ghost who was taken away in Pengjia Village back then?" How do we identify your niece? ”

"No, my niece and granddaughter is not a ghost, but a living person, the bride who was taken into the general's grave by the party's welcoming party the night before." When the old woman said this, Xia Xiang was a little excited, and wanted to speak, but I pinched the back of his hand, and finally the child was not stupid, and after understanding what I meant, he obediently closed his mouth.

"Did you say last night's ghost bride or a living person? And it's your niece? What's going on, old man? Ten years ago, didn't that General Luckdetai already marry a bride once, why did he marry again last night? When I was asked, I kept smiling as I should be.

"Man, isn't that what it is, liking the new and hating the old, or the bride before can't stand his tossing and is dead. So Luckdetai is going to marry a new bride. The old woman shrugged her shoulders and said that she didn't quite know why, after ten years, General Luckdetai had taken another bride.

"You said the bride before was also alive? Can't stand the toss? Why, does his bride have to be alive? Xia Xiang also grasped a key issue.

"Because Luckdetai is not a ghost, but a zombie, as I told you before, he is a corpse. Zombies, of course, must have a physical living person or the same living corpse to serve, how can a ghost without a body satisfy a zombie? The old woman paused, "Poor my niece, I was outside, I don't know how I returned to the nearby village in the past few days, but I was caught by Lucke Detai, my wife wanted to save her, but unfortunately she was powerless, saving my tattered body is not enough for the general's dog to gnaw, so I can only ask the help of two little brothers who know how to spell to save my hard-working niece and granddaughter, I hope she will be saved when she comes back now." Alas...... "The old woman's expression was so sad that I wanted to sympathize with her."

"Oh, in this case, don't worry, we cultivators are duty-bound to save people, not to mention that our two brothers are entrusted by others, and they came here to investigate the ghost marriage, even if they save someone, it's just a convenient thing, and they always have to come into contact anyway. Old man, don't worry, my brother is the master of Zhu Yuke, and when a zombie or something comes into his hands, it's like a marionette. casually blew it for Xia Xiang, this kid blushed, alas, he was really a good boy with thin skin.

"That's good, that's good, you take advantage of the dawn and hurry up. Go early and come back early, don't learn from those two stupid tomb robbers, and run to the general's tomb in the middle of the night, isn't that going to death? Hearing that I packed the ticket, the old woman's face turned into a ball of chrysanthemums, and she vigorously asked us to go early and return early.

"By the way, old man, is there anything that needs to be paid attention to on the way from here to the general's tomb? That ghost general is making such a fierce fuss, will he arrange a few Yin soldiers and ghost generals on the road to guard the door or something? If we don't notice that they find out, it won't be good. "I deliberately pretended to be cautious to show the old woman.

"Well...... old woman muttered slightly, "about three miles ahead, there is a crossroads, and about half a mile further is a small forest, in the past few years, I don't know how, there is a fog and poisonous barrier in that grove, even during the day, those fogs often condense in the woods, some time ago someone went there and shouted, it seems that someone was lost in the fog, but to find someone, in the end did not come out." Last night, my wife secretly followed the greeting team to take a look, the general also seemed to be a little afraid of the fog, actually bypassed from the side, young man, you should be careful when you go there, don't fall for those unknown things in the fog. ”

"Well, we know, mother-in-law, if nothing else, we're on our way." That's pretty much the time to ask, I'm really not too interested in hacking down an extra old ghost that appears during the day, she's willing to wander here, just go.

"Okay, juniors, take care, remember, Luckdetai is very afraid of fire, if you can't avoid fighting him, keep in mind his weakness." After the old woman finished the last sentence, her whole body slowly sank into the ground and disappeared.

"Brother Shen." Xia Xiang saw that the old ghost was gone, so he wanted to speak, but I raised my hand to stop him, without saying a word, jumped up from the ground, dragged him forward, Xia Xiang was a little inexplicable, but he knew that I did this definitely for a reason, and he didn't say much at the moment, and followed me all the way.

Along the dirt road in the countryside, I walked about two miles away, I stopped, but I didn't hurry to speak, first with my feet on the land to draw a Tai Chi look, and then with Tai Chi as the center, draw a radius of two meters of Bagua map, the foot jumped out of the Yu step, the mouth read: "Heaven and earth are natural, the filth is scattered, the cave is mysterious, Huang Lang Taiyuan, the eight directions of the mighty gods, make me natural, Lingbao talisman, proclaim the nine heavens, Gan Luo Dana, Donggang Taixuan, kill demons and bind evil, kill thousands of ghosts, Zhongshan God Mantra, Yuan Shi Yuwen, hold and recite again, But the evil prolongs the year, according to the line of the five mountains, the eight seas know, the demon king binds his head, guards my Xuan, the ferocity dissipates, and the Tao lasts forever. Haste as a law! Chi! "This spell is really long enough, and it is still four words, and it is too much of a person's lung capacity.

"Brother Shen, what are you doing here? Found the enemy? "Xia Xiang was full of puzzlement about my movements, and I guess he saw me tossing like the Northeast Jumping God.

"This is the Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra, in order to wait for our brothers to talk with peace of mind, who knows if that old thing will come quietly. Originally, it was possible to break the Demon Pure Land Spell, but the Demon Breaking Pure Land Spell required a little more mana, so I chose the Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra, the heaven and earth within the scope of this gossip are clean, and there will be no evil infected, what you want to say to me, you can also say it. "For a half-asser, I'll give you some pointers if I can give you. I heard that Xia Xiang, this kid, took the three happy gods back to the village secretly, but I'm afraid that he will have to do something secretly in the future, such a simple child, just afraid that others will throw him a set, he will jump in.

"That's it, Brother Shen, you're still thoughtful, what the hell was that ghost just now? Don't ghosts come out at night? Can she come out this early in the morning? Xia Xiang had a "I see" expression, but I always felt that he was pretending, but I still didn't understand.

"Who told you that ghosts can't come out during the day? In fact, ghosts are also of grade, if it is an ordinary little ghost, the yin qi is weak, and it is easy to be dispersed by the heavy yang qi during the day, but the old ghost with mana is not afraid, at most it is to avoid direct sunlight, plus it will be very uncomfortable, and the mana cannot be exerted.

"Oh, then why didn't you let me talk just now, if she is the aunt and grandmother of the sister you are looking for, then wouldn't it be better for you to tell her? Maybe you'll get some help. "Young man, indeed, is the embodiment of 100,000 whys.

"I don't know what relatives Sister Yixin has, but that old thing is definitely not Sister Yixin's aunt and grandmother, she said before that her grandniece is a living person, but Sister Yixin is not a serious living person, she is just a ghost who lives on my sister-in-law's body, as for my sister-in-law, there must be no such relatives." I've been laughing just now because there are too many flaws in the old stuff.

"Huh? So what she just said was all a lie? Are you lying to us? ”

"Haven't you heard the idiom 'nonsense'? If you believe what the ghost says, then you are really not far from death, but this old woman looks at me and feels like she is not a person who died ten years ago, but like someone from a big family even earlier. It looks like he's never seen the world. ”

"Haven't seen the world? Why didn't I see it? ”

"That's because you haven't seen much of the world." I'm not angry and white like Xia Xiang. "She's obviously a deceitful thing, and she was going to lie to us from the beginning, but at the same time, she was full of loopholes, as if she knew how to lie, but her skills were not good. What's even more suspicious is that she is a novice in terms of common sense. Ghost marries ghost marry, only ghosts will marry ghosts, the corpse after the corpse transformation has no soul and no thought, how can there be a marriage talk? In my opinion, she probably wandered around or hid alone after becoming a ghost, and didn't communicate with other ghosts, so she didn't have common sense. ”

"So, that means she's lying to us, shouldn't we go the way she said?"

"No, quite the opposite!" I stretched out a finger and waved it at Xia Xiang, "Although the old thing told a series of lies, it was because her lies were so clumsy that she couldn't hide her purpose. ”

"The purpose? What purpose? "Xia Xiang looks at me with strange eyes, you say worship, it's a little different, I feel a little hairy when I look at it.

"Well, purpose, I feel like she wants us to fight with the ghost general, or at least snatch the bride out."