The days are slow and slow, fast and fast, and time is in the prince's shaking cup, between the wine glasses of laughter and scolding, and in the play of swords and guns, a month has passed unconsciously.

Seeing that the end of the month is the sixty-fifth birthday of the old emperor, the crown prince began to worry about the birthday gift again.

That day, he was bored in the study all morning, and he lost his temper in a bad mood, and scolded everyone, leaving me alone to study ink for him.

I have a little understanding of the prince's habits, and when he is in a good mood, he has long gone out to ride horses and shoot arrows, betting on dice and fighting crickets. Only when you are depressed will you come to the study, of course, you will not read and write quietly, and you will generally smash the book and smash the inkstone to get angry.

In fact, I also really want to get out, envy them that they can retreat from the front line after being scolded, unlike me when this unlucky servant, as long as he is in the study, I have to hold my ground in fear.

"Don't write it!" Hearing only a snap, he threw the pen on the table, and the ink splashed everywhere.

I was so frightened that I shuddered: "Your Highness, you are tired, why don't you ask Grandpa Yu to go out for a walk with you." "I wish I could blame this plague god on someone else at once.

"Fart! I didn't see Hongu thinking about things. Congratulatory gifts, congratulatory gifts! I want to break my head every year......" He glanced at my grinding hand, then raised his head and looked at me fiercely: "You fucking still have a fart, didn't you hear if the palace didn't write it?" ”

I had no choice but to stop and curse him a hundred times in my heart.

"Hey, what kind of congratulatory gift did you say this palace would give to my father?" He leaned back in the soft chair and asked me.

I didn't bother to think about it, so I said, "The slave is stupid and doesn't dare to speak falsely." ”

He suddenly laughed twice and scolded: "Into your mother, you dare to perfunctory this palace." ”

I was stunned, was what I did so obvious?

He was about to get up as soon as his eyes widened, and said that it was too late, so I hurriedly took the first step and grabbed my cheeks with both hands, and hurriedly said: "Your Highness, don't bother you to do it, the slave will come by himself." ”

He glared at me hatefully and sank back into his soft chair. Ordered: "Quick, you think about this palace." ”

This kind of thing is thankless, I don't do it, if I don't do it well, my life is not guaranteed, and if I do it well, continue to look for me next time, is there a peaceful birthday?

"Your Highness, how dare the minions perfunctory you. What you can't even think of is that the slave is really powerless. I said with great sincerity.

"You, you don't cry every time you don't see the coffin......"

As he spoke, he stood up suddenly, picked up the inkstone on the table and walked towards me, his eyes fierce.

"Your Highness, it's useless for you to kill the minions...... Your Highness, calm down, Your Highness spares your life......"

His face was gloomy, and he couldn't listen to me at all, so he raised the inkstone and smashed it in my face, and the smell of fresh ink came to my nose, so frightened that I shrank my shoulders and closed my eyes.

"Ahh

I screamed miserably, but I didn't feel the pain. I opened my eyes suddenly, and saw that the inkstone was on the tip of my nose in front of my eyes, and the ink was dripping constantly, and I knew with his strength that if I really slapped it, my face would collapse.

"Didn't hit you, a fart?"

"Thank you, Your Highness." I stared at the inkstone close at hand, and my instinct was dizzy.

He threw away the inkstone at random, pulled the placket of my clothes to dry the ink on his hands, pushed me and scolded: "Damn, sooner or later I will have to slaughter you and feed General Hei." Up and down the East Palace, you talk the most, and you are the most annoying in this palace. ”

Hehe! Are you the most annoying to me, and why do you make me follow your ass all day and masochist?

But I'm still happy to hear him say that. So I hurriedly said with a humble attitude: "Since this is the case, the slave will rarely appear in front of His Highness in the future, so as not to be bored by His Highness." ”

He was stunned when he heard this: "You are so fucking talkative, did this palace let you speak!" As he spoke, he wrung me in the face angrily.

I bared my teeth in pain, Nima used all his strength to pinch me, and cursed him ten thousand times in my heart for being paralyzed and incontinent.

He wandered around the room for a while, still looking clueless, then turned to look at me again and said, "As long as you think of it within three days, this palace will grant you one condition." ”

Dwarf oil? How did this thing turn sexual, and I learned to lure.

But I can't be fooled, and negotiating conditions with him is tantamount to seeking skin with the tiger, so I said: "The slave should share the worries and solve problems for His Highness, how dare I talk to His Highness about the conditions, but unfortunately the slave's ability is limited......"

Unexpectedly, he didn't listen to me at all, and continued his words: "If you don't do it, this palace will beat you until you agree." He gritted his teeth and said, his fists clenched.

I froze for a few seconds.

"Your Highness, what ...... Is it possible to have any conditions? "Anyway, it's hard to escape, let's talk about the conditions!

He sneered disdainfully at my compromise. "Well, we'll talk about it when you're done."

I was afraid that he would cheat at that time, so I said, "Why don't Your Highness listen to the conditions of the slave, and then say whether you will agree?" ”

He looked at me, and seemed to realize that my condition was not simple, and looked at me coldly and said, "Say!" ”

"My room is too small, I want to change to a big room in Chaoyang, and the food is also poor, and I will have four dishes and one soup for every meal in the future." I said unceremoniously.

He looked at me blankly, and after a long moment he spoke, "That's all?" ”

I was stunned, nodded and replied, "Ah! ”

He scoffed disdainfully: "That's it." ”

I don't care, in this era of precariousness, why should I, a eunuch, think about anything soaring, gold and silver, I'm afraid that I have a life to take no life, as long as I eat and sleep well, live a day and earn a day.

Seeing that I was still in a daze, he shouted, "Why don't you go and think about it!" If you can't think of it, this palace will strip you naked and hang you on the wall! Remember! ”

Stripped naked and hung on the wall? This damn has a new trick, Zhen Nyima is perverted.

I didn't dare not take it seriously, so I asked, "Your Highness, dare to ask the emperor what interests and preferences he has?" ”

Gift-giving seems simple, but in fact it is very complicated, and if it is given lightly, the affection is insufficient, and if it is given heavily, it will inevitably be suspected of corruption. It is sent every year, so many families send it, it is inevitable that it will be the same, and it is really difficult to get a little new idea and do what it likes.

The crown prince was still very cooperative in this matter, and thought about it seriously, "He likes women the most...... And the study of calligraphy and painting......"

"Exactly?"

"Cheap, the cheaper he is, the more he likes it! It's like Queen Meng's slut, from the hair to the heels, once I saw her......"

"Uh, Your Highness! Can you be more specific about these aspects of calligraphy and painting? "I can't listen anymore, so I quickly change the subject, I don't want to hear that kind of thing, knowing too much will only be bad for me.

He was interrupted and immediately became angry: "Who the fuck are you asking?!" Hongu knows everything and wants you to a fart? ”

"Your Highness......"

"Get out!"

Coming out of the prince's study, I walked along the corridor alone, the climate outside was warm, and the spring flowers on the edge of the corridor were gorgeous, but the shade under the corridor was slightly cool.

It didn't take long to see the prince also walking out of the study. Pushed the problem to me, and I saw that he walked briskly towards the side hall at this time, followed by a palace person, among whom Xiao Yuzi was holding a gambling device in his hand.

Choosing him as the crown prince and the future king of a country, this decision is too arbitrary!

However, the current situation is undecided, I always feel that there will be some variables in the future, after all, the old emperor is not a fool, how can he joke about his own country?