Chapter 106: The Ghost Husband
"Daughter-in-law?" I exclaimed, "What are you kidding?" Who is the daughter-in-law? ”
Hu Feixue smiled and said, "I'm not joking with you!" If you don't believe us, let's make a bet! ”
"Bet on what?" I asked as I looked at her with a frown.
Hu Feixue said: "Just bet that Kang Linlin has a ghost husband!" ”
"Fart!" I said angrily, "How old is she to have a husband?" When you talk to a boy, your face will be red, where can you steal a husband? And dead? ”
"Yo!" Hu Feixue looked at me and asked, "What are you excited about?" Do people have a ghost husband who has anything to do with you? ”
As soon as Hu Feixue said this, I also reacted suddenly, yes, I'm excited! But...... But doesn't she have a crush on me? Is this what I want to do?
I didn't speak, Hu Feixue said, "Don't worry, I will settle this matter with you Brother Huang for you." But it's the territory of the ghost, and I can't fight this little calf. If you are really good for that girl, then you should be a meat bait and fish out that yin ghost...... Leave the rest to me and Tianchou! ”
"Fishing?" I looked at Hu Feixue suspiciously, and asked her, "How to fish?" Am I still meat bait? Sister Xue, don't take you like this, when you see fishing, how many baits can survive? Doesn't this fool me! ”
"You're our brother, can I still push you into the fire pit?" Hu Feixue rolled her eyes and looked at me.
"That maybe!" I said to Hu Feixue: "Brother Huang told me, if I die, then report directly to my grandfather and go to the Qingfeng Hall at the entrance of our hall to take a temporary job." What if you look good at me and want to promote me directly as your colleague? ”
"You're beautiful." Hu Feixue said: "Even if you come, you will be a miscellaneous person at most, as far as you are eating and waiting to die now, you have to be a seventh-line substitute for miscellaneous work!" ”
"Isn't that the case?" I asked, "Exaggerated, right?" ”
Hu Feixue snorted and said to me, "Don't believe it. As you are now, even if you become a dead ghost, there is no way, who can want you in the hall? Learn from scratch, who does you do chores if you don't do chores? ”
"That'...... That's not what Brother Huang told me......" I scratched my head and asked, "He said that after Dingxiang's brother Ma died, he could go to the hall and be in charge of his own." ”
"You have a donkey dung ball?" Hu Feixue scolded with a smile: "Where is Xiangtang, do you want you to top it?" This is the times have changed, if you put it in the past, this is the darkest period before your dawn, if you don't grind your life to die and live without seeing the Yellow River and die willingly, you don't know how capable our old fairy is. ”
"Eldest sister, you've learned all this knowledge!" I pouted and said, "It's hard to think that you can throw out so many words at once!" ”
"Don't be poor, just say if you want to pull Kang Linlin into your hands!" Hu Feixue looked at me with eyes and asked.
I shook my head and said to her, "I don't feel like Kang Linlin, it's not like that. This feeling is very subtle, and it is a very shameless sense of achievement. After all, she is beautiful and domineering, so I ......"
"You're shameless!" Huang Tianchou accosted on the side: "You mean you just want to tease people?" ”
"It's not as pickled as you say, why do you want to tease people?" I said to Huang Tianchou dissatisfied: "It's just that I really just feel okay now, but I don't have that heartbeat feeling." It's good to be friends! ”
"Less!" Huang Tianchou snorted coldly: "I think you are quite dirty!" ”
"How can I put it so well that it has become my critique conference?" I couldn't laugh or cry: "It's not this problem that I'm studying now, it's a question of whether I'm a bait, right?" ”
"It's up to you whether you bait or not." Hu Feixue said: "If you want to pull others to your side, you have to dedicate it once, so that you can be rewarded." If you don't want to, then our aunt and nephew will also be idle and don't care about other people's affairs! ”
"Ouch I'm going?!" Huang Tianchou exploded and said, "Isn't it an uncle and nephew?" When did you become an aunt and nephew? You ......"
Before Huang Tianchou finished speaking, Hu Feixue raised her eyebrows, stared at her eyes and asked, "What are you talking about!" ”
Huang Tianchou smiled coldly: "Auntie, I didn't say anything!" ”
Hu Feixue nodded with satisfaction: "It's pretty much the same!" ”
"You two don't make a fuss?" I looked at the couple and said, "I'll put it aside as a bait, what the hell is the husband you are talking about, what the hell is going on." ”
"I don't know!" Huang Tianchou said very happily.
Hu Feixue also shook her head: "I don't know either!" ”
"Then what are you two talking to me for a long time?" I frowned and asked, "Teasing me?" ”
"We didn't mean that!" Huang Tianchou explained: "Now it's just a suspicion, not a certainty. But this probability is very high. ”
Hu Feixue continued: "Yes! You don't invite disasters or cause trouble, why do you do this to you? As she spoke, Hu Feixue raised the spirit ghost in her hand and said, "Since I can give you this stumbling block, it means that you must be married to us." It's a shame that I collided with that guy today, otherwise this thing would be really hard to find. Because the ghost is not a real ghost, this thing is considered filth. If you have an extra ghost on you, we can see it at a glance, but if you don't wipe your butt clean, none of us will find out. ”
"Eldest sister, can you not be so disgusting?" I said speechlessly.
Hu Feixue smiled "haha" and said: "For example, this thing is filth, if you stay on you for a long time, we will dislike you, after all, no one likes stinky things." So, don't look at this little thing as inconspicuous, but it's really poisonous. ”
"That's what happened!" Huang Tianchou said: "It's because I caught up with the guy who stumbled, and he is from the Kang family teahouse, so isn't this matter much clearer?" What do you have to do with the Kang family? On the contrary, not only did you not celebrate the holiday, but your relationship with Kang Linlin's little girl was quite unclear. If it is an immortal family like the Kang family's Baojia Immortal, then there is no reason to deal with you. Therefore, the most likely thing is to be jealous. I don't want you to have anything to do with Kang Linlin! ”
"Brother Huang, I beg you to consider Kang Linlin's age." I reluctantly said to Huang Tianchou: "How old is a person, how can there be a husband?" ”
"Who said this life?" Huang Tianchou shouted: "It's completely possible that you owe someone in your previous life or your eldest life!" ”
"I'll rub it, what does that have to do with Kang Linlin?" I shouted dissatisfiedly, "It's all over, it's not over?" ”
Hu Feixue smiled slightly: "Sooner or later, I will have to pay it back." ”
I glared at her: "Speak human words!" ”
"Cause and effect cycle, retribution is unpleasant!" Hu Feixue changed her tone and said: "I owe others in my last life, and I pay it back in this life, it's very right!" ”
"That'...... Does it have any effect on Kang Linlin? I asked, a little uneasy.
Hu Feixue nodded: "Nonsense." If it's really someone who asks for a wife, that person has a different path, how can he get married? ”
I shook my head: "I don't know. ”
"Kill one or you're done!" Hu Feixue said: "Absorbed her yang energy and reduced her lifespan." The soul returns to the yin, the two of them, no, won't the two ghosts meet? ”
"Damn, what are you waiting for?" I patted my chest: "Hurry up and tie me a fishing line, I'm going to make meat bait!" ”
"Not busy, not busy!" Huang Tianchou said unhurriedly: "We have to think of a foolproof plan, just kill the door, and lose money." If that yin ghost plays a copy of us, it will be enough for us, not to mention anything else, if it stabs out our illegal business, the consequences will ......."
I was puzzled and asked him, "What is illegal business?" ”
"The entrance of the hall is not erected, and the procedures are incomplete. Let's use soldiers and horses, and the merit of dispatching troops and generals is considered to be operating without a license! Hu Feixue explained: "And some of the merits of the last time were still from us, and this matter is not so particular in the end, it is generally done in secret, and it is not said on the surface." So ......"
"Also," Huang Tianchou said: "If the above really tracks it down, Qingru will definitely not be able to run, she is not a member of the Zhengfu Immortal Hall, and second, she is not a seconded immortal soldier from another hall, she goes to fight and go to the customs, she has no qualification certificate!" You get the idea......
"Yes!" I made a thoughtful gesture and said, "I see what you mean." This is an errand! Tsk, do you have to wait until next year? This...... It's too inconvenient, right? ”
"Then who are you blaming about?" Hu Feixue glanced at me: "If it weren't for your mother having to take you to the Beidou Emperor, wouldn't the sect leader come back to see you once?" ”
"Okay, so what do you say?" I sighed and asked, "Do you need to call Qingru back?" ”
"You can't trust the two of us, can you?" Hu Feixue provoked: "Even if those who can work hard, they can't call others like this, let them live?" Don't have any effort to breathe a sigh of relief? ”
"I didn't mean that. Didn't I think there was strength in numbers? I explained.
"Less!" Hu Feixue rolled up her arms and sleeves and said: "I am responsible for this matter with this little calf, your task is to knock on the side and ask me about Kang Linlin's situation!" If this little girl is really entangled by the evil fate of her previous life, there is no reason to know nothing. You're sure to get something useful out of her mouth, but right...... It also depends on your ability, after all, the little girl's dream is not something that can be told to anyone, it depends on your weight in her heart. ”
"I don't need to look at the portions!" I smiled confidently: "If she could really sense something in her dreams, I think I could still ask!" ”
Hu Feixue asked me puzzled: "Boy, where did you get your confidence?" ”
I smiled at Hu Feixue: "You don't care about it." I've got my own way! All you have to do is concentrate on that dead ghost, and I'll take care of the news!" ”