"Binzi, what the hell are you holding Lao Tzu for? Playing Brokeback Mountain? ”

When I opened my eyes, I saw Brother Wang looking at me with a sly look on his face.

Holy, those were all hallucinations just now? But when I turned my face and saw Brother Wang's broken leg, I realized that all this was true......

Brother Wang broke free from my arms like a nobody, and muttered while arranging the clothes I tied on his legs: "Lao Tzu has never been hugged by a woman in his life, but he was held in the arms of a big man and cried." Isn't it just a leg? Lao Tzu is fearless! By the way, why is this big blue pen standing behind you? Moved by your true feelings and not ready to kill us? ”

I turned around and looked up, and was immediately startled, the blue giant was standing next to us bent over at this moment, his body was less than a meter away from the two of us, as long as he raised his hand, Brother Wang and I would definitely be burned by him.

But at this moment, it was as if he had been immobilized, he didn't move at all, the flames around him had been extinguished, and if he looked closely, the flames on the blue giant's body had also become much smaller.

I got up from the ground, found a leg bone and handed it to Brother Wang, so that he could use it as a crutch.

The two of us circled around the blue giant, and after making sure that he couldn't move at this moment, we suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, what an endless road, Lao Tzu actually picked up a life!

I turned my face to Brother Wang and said, "I can only use the jade pendant to replenish your physical strength and blood volume, but there is no good way to use the severed limb." But don't worry, when my Nangong comes back, she definitely has a way. ”

Brother Wang laughed, and jumped around with that leg bone: "That's good, pick up a life for nothing." This is really a plot that can't be written on the Internet, and the two of us are not dead. Where's your phone? Take a handsome photo of me, Lao Tzu wants to use it as an avatar, this is too domineering, all the lame people in the world, who has our crutches? ”

I said to him, "Don't be scared, let's go out quickly, this is not heaven and earth, there is nothing to be nostalgic for here, and the deflated calf king Yama may have other tricks that are useless......"

Brother Wang raised his head and shouted: "Big fool, come and kill us, Lao Tzu is not dead yet, what ten deaths, I will go to your uncle!" ”

As a result, he shouted several times and didn't respond, and now I already believe that the other party should have slipped away.

At this time, the two of us have been completely lost, but the previous Ji Hongfei said that there are villages around ten miles, as long as the two of us go in one direction, we can definitely get out of here, and when we get out, we will go to the small world to take a breath and brag to the people inside about the experience just now.

Speaking of which, perhaps no one believed it, but we still haven't figured out why the blue giant didn't kill us. Although the Tao Te Ching is very good, it doesn't seem to have reached this point yet. Besides, Chinese people all over the world can recite a few Tao Te Ching as long as they use their hearts. This blue giant is a combination of those skeletons, even if you listen to the Tao Te Ching, I'm afraid it won't be like this, right?

I was a little puzzled, but Brother Wang, an optimist, said while jumping forward on one leg: "Why do you want to do so much? When you didn't die, you always thought about dying, and now you picked up a life and you are entangled in how to live, you, you just have too many ideas, don't keep thinking nonsense, otherwise you will become bald early, these years, the more thoughts people have, the less hair they have......"

The two of us walked out of the circle of blue flames before, and walked towards the front of a foot deep and a shallow foot, although there was still darkness around, but there was no ghost hitting the wall, I guess this thing was also broken when I recited the Tao Te Ching just now.

There was a locust forest in front of us, Brother Wang and I were happy, and strode forward, as long as we passed through this forest, we could get to the side of the road, I don't know how long it took at this time, it is estimated that Lin Xiaolu and Xiaoru have already driven over.

The rest of our lives after this catastrophe are truly terrifying, and now the thought of being able to go back makes me feel exhausted.

Brother Wang said as he walked: "Today, the number of steps we took is estimated to be tens of thousands of steps, although I don't know how far we ran, but the speed at which we ran was really unusual...... Now I'm really old, and if I want to put aside my youth, I'll have already left you behind......"

Walking to the edge of the forest, I raised my hand and broke off a branch and handed it to Brother Wang: "Throw that leg bone away, bad luck." ”

Brother Wang Yaoyao's head: "That's not good, Lao Tzu's first crutch, how can I keep it as a commemorative ......"

I was just about to speak, when suddenly a voice came from a man in the woods: "Two, should I praise your tenacious vitality or call you stupid?" The blue giant composed of the nine nether fires has been conquered by you, and can even listen to your command, as long as you stay there, you can wait for your people to rescue. But you came here restlessly...... It's full of people from the underworld, just to prevent you two from really escaping. I didn't expect you to do it......"

I saw a man in a black robe standing in the middle of the woods, with his hands behind his back, looking like he was on top of it.

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