After drinking a few glasses of wine, Shi Fan left, there was still a daughter waiting to eat at home, and taking the beautiful president to eat had become Shi Fan's compulsory course.

The team members couldn't keep it, so they had to let him.

On the way, Shi Fan habitually took out his mobile phone, and as soon as he opened WeChat, a message came into view, this is another resentful woman, Yang Jian's wife, the third princess of Xihai.

It's just that the possessive third princess is not in the West Sea at this time, but in the East China Sea, because she is too lonely and bored, she came to her cousin The Fourth Princess of the East China Sea to listen to and play.

As soon as he was separated from the fourth princess, he began to talk in the air again: "Who is the Erlang God...... Yang Jian, you bastard, are you coming to pick me up? Let me tell you, if you don't come again, I'll have to find a mortal to show you. ”

"I'm click!" Shi Fan was excited when he saw it, and immediately knocked on a sentence, "Sister Dragon Girl, I'm a mortal, are you looking for me?"

"Who?" Boiling Cunxin suddenly became alert, but after the release of his divine sense, he searched for a long time, in addition to the Wang Ba turtle swimming around, there were also a few grass carp, where was there anyone.

"Who, who are you?" the dragon girl was anxious, what she had just said was nothing more than angry words, and for a young woman, if she was heard by outsiders, it would be fine.

Shi Fan said: "Sister Dragon Girl, didn't you just say that you want to find a mortal? I am a mortal, give me a chance." ”

"Give me a chance to fart, if you dare to eavesdrop on Princess Ben, I will kill you. He immediately began to pinch his fingers and calculate, trying to find Shi Fan's location, but after calculating for a long time, it was blank, and he couldn't figure out anything.

"You?" the dragon girl was stunned, she realized that her magic power was unfathomable, and she immediately restrained her arrogant and domineering attitude, became more respectful, and said, "May I ask which immortal is joking with this princess, please show up?"

"Stay up!" Seeing that there was no chance, Shi Fan hurriedly changed his tone, "I am an ordinary immortal, and I happened to pass by ......"

Shi Fan thought about it, did this third princess live in the East China Sea or the West Sea? It seemed that it was the third princess of the West Sea, and when he thought of this, he said: "I happened to pass by the West Sea and heard that you were lonely, so I deliberately made a joke with you to relieve your boredom. ”

"Xihai?" The third princess suddenly became big, but she was in the East China Sea, and this girl actually heard herself speak in the West Sea, and her mana was really unfathomable.

Her eyes rolled slightly, and the third princess thought about it, "Ordinary immortals, what you said is right, Yang Jian, that bastard, also ignores me, this princess is indeed very boring, can you enlighten me?"

"Enlightenment is naturally not a problem!" Shi Fan pretended to be profound: "But I came in a hurry today, and I am about to leave, since you are boring, why don't I tell you a story and explain the loneliness a little?"

"Okay, okay!" the third princess jumped up like a little girl, and it could be seen that she was extremely bored to a certain extent.

"Hmm!" Shi Fan nodded, found an adult joke on the Internet, and posted it in several paragraphs, "A woman dreamed that she entered the palace for the draft and was favored by the emperor and made a concubine.

This was originally a happy thing, but looking at the title rewarded by the emperor, the girl couldn't be happy, aren't the titles all Wan Concubine, Concubine Qi, and Hui Guiren these good-sounding things? But why did the emperor give me a urine concubine? Ahhhhh。。。。。h ”

"Giggles... Giggles!" In the curtain of the Crystal Palace, the three princesses couldn't stop laughing, but they said angrily: "Stinky Immortal, what kind of shitty story are you telling, it's just confusing and shameless." ”

"Hehe, am I shameless?

Over there, he was deliberately reserved, and now he was in a hurry, "Shangxian Shangxian, you can talk about another one!"

"Hehe!" this is exactly what Brother Fan wanted, and immediately typed a line of words, "It's not impossible to talk about it, let's have some merit first, I can't talk about it in vain, I tell you that this is something I came up with with my brainpower, and it will consume a lot of merit." ”

"Exhausted brainpower?" "Boiling out of brainpower, this kind of teasing story is strange if you don't exhaust your brainpower, even Shangxian is also a hooligan Shangxian, she rolled her eyes and continued: "It's okay to give you merit, but you are an immortal, I have to do my best as a landlord, I can't let you go back empty-handed when I first come to Xihai, I have a gift for you!"

"Huh?" Shi Fan is a little strange, why doesn't this girl mention storytelling? But as long as you give merit to Brother Fan, she will be happy, haha, she is still a dragon girl sensible, she doesn't need to say more about herself, people want to give gifts, I don't know how many times stronger than that white lady, they are all women, you look at the dragon sister, the lively and clever girl is liked.

Anyway, it was also on the street, Shi Fan directly turned on the voice, and laughed, "But I don't know if Sister Long has any gifts to give to Ben Shangxian?" But I can tell you, if there is no merit, it is a gift, and Brother Fan should also consider it." ”

There are only 42 public virtue points left, no matter how good the gift is, Brother Fan can't receive it without merit.

The dragon girl over there giggled in a variety of ways, "Merit is not a problem, when the weak underwater realm was a problem, I helped Heavenly Court to control the weak water, but I gained a lot of merit, and I will give you a reward of two thousand first." ”

Brother Fan didn't see it, while the third princess spoke, her beautiful eyes flashed with a cunning light, Ruyu's little hand beckoned to the side, and suddenly a earth dog shook its tail and lay down at its feet, and a big bird fluttered and fell on the railing in front of the dragon girl.

", opening your mouth is two thousand merits, this is just the meaning, worthy of being a princess, willful, rich!" Shi Fan's heart blossomed, brother likes such a girl, besides, can the things sent by the dragon girl be bad, what kind of good thing is it, how can the things in the dragon girl's boudoir be enough for outsiders? Brother Fan is looking forward to it more and more.

As for the weak water, Shi Fan still knows, it is the water of the Tianhe, it is a spiritual thing, anyway, what kind of bullshit Tianpeng is in charge of the Tianhe, is this girl able to do good things one day? I don't know how to hook up with the weak water, provoke the weak water, rush out of the Tianhe, and harm the lower realm, there were many people who controlled the water at that time, and boiling the heart was one of them, and she also made great contributions, and it is understandable that there are more merits.

This is another big meritorious, Shi Fan smiled in his heart, and his heart had already begun to urge, "Ordinary immortals, do you want merit and gifts!"

The coquettish voice made Shi Fan's heart itch, and he immediately said: "Yes, why not, for the sake of Sister Long being so understanding, Ben Shangxian reluctantly accepted it." ”

"That's good, but you don't have to regret it, people have said that they gave you gifts, if you regret it, people will be very shameless. ”