031 The funniest jokes

Until Liu Ming got in the car, my head was still dizzy, Liu Ming's words made sense, but it was not easy for my mother to save some money.

So, what can I do? In the final analysis, it's because I'm too poor......

When I got home, my mother was very interested, and she had already asked someone to calculate a few good days and auspicious days, and then asked me when I could meet Liu Ming's family and talk about our marriage.

I was a little confused, Liu Ming didn't mention it, and I had never met his parents, so I had to perfunctory first.

When chatting with Liu Ming on WeChat, I talked about proposing, but Liu Ming told me that his mother was very busy, in addition to being busy with the business of the commissary, he also had to take time to take care of the food of the three pigs, and his father was not in good health, and he was lying in bed all the year round, and he couldn't stand the bumps, so the matter of proposing marriage was forgotten, as long as we prepared what should be prepared, and then notify his family to come over to attend the wedding.

Hearing him say this, I feel a little uncomfortable, why does our family contribute money and efforts, their family is good, and only a few people will come when the time comes?

After thinking about it, I still feel aggrieved, I didn't hold back these words, I told my mother everything, but I didn't expect my mother to completely stand in Liu Ming's camp, and scolded me very unceremoniously, saying that I was too hypocritical or something, and by the way warned me not to say anything about my divorce before I testified.

After such a toss, the slightest emotion caused by a diamond ring has almost worn away, and when I calmed down, I found that I still didn't have enough confidence, but what could I do? Liu Ming's marriage proposal was agreed to by myself, and I can't seem to find a reason why I can't get married.

What is the saying? My mate selection conditions, men, can breathe, I think, this sentence is really very appropriate for me.

Qin Wenhao is like evaporating from the world, there is no more news, it seems that the passage of time has not polished the edges and corners of his pride, and it will take a long time to adjust and adapt to a slight setback.

Occasionally skip his WeChat profile picture, always send it for a while, and then browse the others, seriously, I don't know why I'm like this.

After that day, I didn't make an appointment with Liu Ming again, he was like the newly appointed president of the United States, so busy that he didn't even have time to call back, and there were only a few sentences on WeChat, which was nothing more than nonsense such as "good, very busy", "busy, empty contact" and so on.

To be honest, if it weren't for my mother staring at the side, I wouldn't have been too lazy to take the initiative to contact Liu Ming, but his coldness was exactly what I wanted, I didn't have to spend more than two hours, a few times in the middle of the car, just to have a meal with him outside the school, and I didn't have to search for the name of the restaurant he wanted to try in Chengdu, life was simple, it was really good.

But this good life didn't last long, and it was broken by someone's door.

On this day, as usual, I finished selling the old goods in the store, brought a small melon by the way, and happily went home for dinner, ready to make a fragrant mango smoothie in the evening.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Sister Manli and her mother holding her mother's arm, crying so darkly that I was so frightened that my hands shook, and the little melon almost didn't fall to the ground.

Hearing the movement, Sister Manli and her mother suddenly stopped crying, looked up at me with teary eyes, and then turned around and wiped her tears with me on her back.

"Lan'er, why are you still stunned? Don't hurry up and call Aunt Liao! Mother winked at me reproachfully.

"Liao, Aunt Liao!" I straightened my back and screamed honestly.

I'll take it, I just found out today that it turns out that Sister Manli and her mother's surname is Liao.

"Hey!" Aunt Liao answered in a low voice, suddenly walked towards me, and grabbed my wrist, "Lan Lan, thank you so much for your friend that day!" If it weren't for his help, my Manli would have died too unjustly! ”

I had a faint bad premonition in my heart, and I reluctantly smiled in response.

It has been more than two weeks since Sister Manli died, and after the mourning hall was withdrawn, I never saw her family again, including Du Zihao and her mother, according to the neighbors around her, Aunt Liao called the police and handed over the evidence of domestic violence to the police station.

Seeing Aunt Liao this time, although she has not yet gotten out of the pain of losing her daughter, her complexion is still much better.

"Lan'er, Wen Hao will come over soon, you cut the little melon!"

A sentence that suddenly appeared on my mother made me reflexively yell: "What did you say? ”

My mother was startled, picked up her arm and slapped me twice on the ass.

"What a roar! I'm scared to death ...... old lady."

When I asked, I learned that Qin Wenhao stuffed Aunt Liao not only with a USB flash drive that day, but also a small note with a phone number, Aunt Liao called to thank her and said please eat, Qin Wenhao agreed, but asked to eat at my house, because he was accompanied by acquaintances, he would not feel restrained.

Groove ......

This is all a bullshit and bad excuse, but not only did Aunt Liao believe it, but even the mother didn't notice that there was anything wrong.

Oh my God, will he be restrained? It's the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life.