009 Prince's monthly exam
The prince looked at me for a few seconds, then turned his head and instructed the eunuch: "Xiao Yuzi, arrange a place for him to live, don't be short of food and clothing, it's too ugly to lose weight." ”
Then he flicked his long sleeves, sat back in the soft chair, and said, "Get out, this palace is going to endorse." ”
When I came out of the prince's study, I was still in a state of confusion, what is this, is it a blessing in disguise?
The eunuch Xiao Yuzi gave me a look and asked me to go with him.
I knew that this man was not simple, and I was wary of him, so I didn't say anything.
Instead, he took the initiative to say: "See, as long as Your Highness is happy, everyone's life will be better, once Your Highness is angry, the whole palace will suffer together." Since Your Highness has left you, you have to think clearly about what to do and what not to do in the future......"
I understood it, that is to say, no matter what duties the people in the East Palace perform, there is only one potential task: to make the prince happy. If he is happy, everything will be fine, otherwise everyone will be unlucky. And what I should do in the future is to flatter and cater without principles and bottom lines......
It's almost like a joke, with such a prince, how many more years will the country survive?
Seeing that I hadn't responded, Xiao Yuzi stopped and turned his head to look at me questioningly: "Didn't you understand?" ”
"Understood, understood." I say.
I was given a short place to stay, and I was there just a few words away. A narrow room, beds, tables, tables and chairs are complete, but there is almost no space left.
I touched the tabletop casually, and it was quite clean, and it seemed that someone cleaned it regularly. I'm very satisfied with this, not only did I not die, but I also lived in a single room.
I said a few good words to thank you and sent Xiao Yuzi away. He lay down on the bed, which was not as spacious and comfortable as the one he had been ten days before, but it had a little more peace of mind.
I didn't sleep all night last night, and I was sleepy not long after I lay down, so I kicked my shoes and started to sleep with my head covered.
I slept very soundly, I didn't seem to have slept enough, I woke up somehow, and when I turned my head to see the figure outside the door, I realized that someone was calling the door.
I glanced at the daylight by the window, it was already afternoon.
As soon as he opened the door, the little eunuch outside the door made a noise: "I've been knocking for so long, why did I open the door, His Highness is on fire, looking for you!" ”
I chuckled in my heart, I seemed to have adapted to the situation in the East Palace, and the prince's displeasure was the top priority.
I followed the eunuch all the way to the prince's study, and saw that the palace people were all outside the door, one by one hanging their heads and shrugging their shoulders, and they didn't dare to come out.
When the eunuch Xiao Yuzi saw me coming, he took three steps and two steps to pull me over, and lowered his voice to criticize: "Why did you come so slowly, don't you want your head?" Hurry inside, don't say what should be said and what shouldn't be said! ”
He opened the door of the temple and pushed me my back, and I entered the main hall.
I walked to the inner hall where the prince was with great trepidation, and I didn't have any score in my heart, what should I say? What should not be said?
The door of the inner sanctum was open, and the floor was a mess, with books and broken teacups.
I mentally guessed why he was angry......
However, due to my distraction, I was used to entering the school leader's office, so I unconsciously knocked on the door and stepped in, and the voice was quite loud.
The prince was originally propped up on the table with one hand on his forehead, but when his voice sounded, he was full of excitement and looked up at me suddenly.
I reacted to his eyes and hurriedly leaned over to say goodbye. I hate myself in my heart, and the more I am afraid of making mistakes, the more I will make mistakes!
"Into your mother! Scare the main palace! ”
I only felt something in the air whizzing towards me, and I instinctively tilted my head, only to hear a "pop", and the blue and white vase on the floor behind me exploded.
"How dare you hide!" He was instantly furious.
Seeing that he was bound to be disposed of with me, I hurriedly pleaded: "Your Highness, Your Highness, the slave knows that she is wrong!" Do you listen to the minion's explanation? ”
He frowned and said inexplicably, "Explanation? You explain bullshit! ”
I said: "The minion is not hiding, it's just that you just fired a weapon with lightning speed, the force and speed, with the whistling wind, the minion really didn't hide, but was blown crooked by the wind!" ”
After saying that, I was stunned, I couldn't imagine that my sycophant work was really good, and letting me cross into a eunuch was also a good use?!
He kept glaring at me, but his brows were slightly stretched, and his lips were pursed, and he looked like he was smiling.
After a while, he finally stopped looking at me, sat back in his soft chair, and said, "Come here." ”
Seeing that he was discouraged, I was relieved to boldly walk to him.
"Your Highness......"
As soon as I wanted to ask, he said impatiently: "Early tomorrow morning, my father will inspect the academics of our brothers, how can the prince be left behind, but these bullshit books are more difficult than the other, if it is according to the will of the palace, those who compile books will be copied all over the house!" ”
Seeing him gritting his teeth and being ruthless, I couldn't help but feel cold, and I became more and more suspicious that the old emperor had been decapitated. How can you choose such a person to be the prince!
However, the inferences I made when I entered the door were not far from what he said, how could a person like him sit alone in the study and endorse the book, not because he was going to take an exam, and he was cramming for a while.
The exam is still a little bit of a lesson for me, who has experienced five years of college entrance examination, three years of simulation, and the end of the university term.
The trick is three words: make the point!
I persuaded bitterly: "Your Highness, since you don't want to fall in front of many princes tomorrow, then you really have to work hard today." But time is of the essence, and it is impossible to do everything. The smart way is to choose a few key books, which can be decided according to the emperor's personal preference, and in these books, you can also select a few pages of wonderful parts to memorize, so that the coverage rate of the test center can be as high as 80%. ”
There should be applause here! After I finished saying this, I felt that my image was much taller and majestic, and I praised myself in my heart!
I secretly observed the prince's expression, and found that he did not have a sudden cheerful look, but his brows were furrowed more tightly than just now, and I examined myself, is it that my way of speaking is too modern, and he doesn't understand what I mean at all?
So I mentally reorganized the language, intending to repeat it in a way he could understand.
I was about to speak, but he suddenly turned his head to look at me, and said with an unhappy expression: "Listen, I don't want to memorize a page of this palace now, so think of another way for this palace!" If you can't think of it, don't eat! With that, he leaned back in the soft chair, crossed his legs, pursed his mouth, and closed his eyes.
I see his virtue, a young man who is a middle school boy who is against his parents, why don't you buy love crazy 7 and run away from home, don't let you fall in love and jump off the building to commit suicide, I really want to slap him to death!
I don't memorize a single page of the book, so I have to force me to find a way! I miss your sister! I am a eunuch, not a god! If I were a fairy, I would be the first to clean up your little rabbit cub and eliminate harm for the people!
My popularity is not small, and the more I think about it, the more I hold my breath, and I only feel panicked by all kinds of blockages in my heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys.
"What are you shaking?" He questioned me suddenly.
That's when I realized that I was already trembling with anger!