Chapter 405: Blessings and Hardships
The three demon immortals held their respective utensils, quickly came to the bottom of the bronze tripod, and respectfully put down the water tank and other objects.
"Dao Venerable, we have already placed the utensils in the place where the golden qi is flourishing......
"Well, then you guys, go back to the Sanqing Temple, burn incense and bow, close the door of the temple, and don't look out and peep. ”
What Cui Shi said now was more effective than the holy decree, Huli Daxian and the others didn't dare to ask more, put down the utensils and immediately returned to Sanqingguan, closed the door tightly, lit a few incense sticks with great reverence, and knelt down in front of the statue of Sanqing.
"Hey, it's work!"
Cui Shi pulled Zhu Bajie beside him and swaggered towards the bronze tripod.
"How?"
Although Zhu Bajie participated in the whole process, he still couldn't figure out what this senior brother was going to do.
Now they have all the utensils ready, but how can we have any holy water?
Even if he is really too old man, I haven't heard that he has any holy water. Among the three worlds, if we talk about holy water, the Yangzhi nectar in the jade pure bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva ranks first. But just with these few demon immortals, they also deserve a drop and a half?
"Just follow me. ”
Cui Shi didn't deliberately hide his figure at all, and as soon as he came out of the shadows, he was clearly seen by the Che Chi Kingdom Imperial Forest Army, who had not completely evacuated.
"This ...... There are assassins!escort!!"
The Imperial Forest Army suddenly made a burst of noise, and made a gesture to rush into the Sanqing Temple.
"Wait. ”
The commander was also very nervous at first, but soon saw Cui Shi and Zhu Bajie smiling calmly, and they had no intention of breaking into Sanqingguan to assassinate the king, but just walked towards the big copper tripod. He frowned, stopped the commotion of his men, and looked at the two from afar, not knowing what they were going to do.
"Hey, this big vat belongs to you, I don't have that much traffic. ”
Cui Shi glanced at the huge water tank that Huli Daxian had bought, shook his head, untied his trouser belt with his back to the direction of the Imperial Forest Army, and peed into it very accurately.
I'll go!
Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded for a full twenty seconds, and then under Cui Shi's urging, he began to pee into the big vat.
Speaking of which, Marshal Tianpeng is still a cow breaker, and if you can eat and drink, you can naturally pull and urine.
In order to prepare this "holy water" for the three demon immortals, Cui Shi deliberately drank a lot of water before coming over, and he had to hold back and wait for this moment. But in the end, I only urinated on half a vase and ran out of ammunition, which is really unsatisfactory.
On Zhu Bajie's side, Cui Shi could only write a capital word.
A huge water tank filled most of the tank, considering that it would be wet with rain and dew, so he turned around and filled the sand box of Luli Daxian with urine.
"Yes, I do. ”
Cui Shi pulled Zhu Bajie convincingly, and greeted the Imperial Forest Army team in the distance very friendly, and then slipped back to the hiding place.
"This ...... What are they doing?!"
The Imperial Forest Army said that he was at a loss, although he couldn't see the movement clearly with his back to him, but everyone was a man and was familiar with it.
With your hands hanging down in front of you and your legs open, you can faintly hear the sound of gurgling water.
"Like...... It's like peeing. ”
The commander of the Imperial Forest Army was also confused for a while, before he swallowed his saliva and said speechlessly: "I heard from those three national teachers that they asked for some holy water, but it is actually such holy water?"
"Let's go and report to the national teacher!"
"No, I don't. ”
The Captain of the Imperial Guards made a difficult decision, as he remembered the glances that the two men had cast at him.
He has always been very dissatisfied with the fact that the three national teachers controlled the government and pretended to be gods, but it is a pity that His Majesty the King is convinced of the national teachers, and there is no better way for others to speak lightly.
Now it is obvious that someone wants to do something, if a few national teachers can't even distinguish between holy water and urine, they dare to boast of what kind of magical power and boundless mana?
So, under his order, hundreds of Imperial Forest troops remained in place, staring at the direction of Tongding with burning eyes, looking forward to what would happen next.
Cui Shi and Zhu Bajie hid their figures, turned on the walkie-talkie, and said lightly:
"Alright, you can come out. Although the quality of these holy waters is not high, it is also a little bit of Nine Heavenly Immortal Dew that I brought from the Peach Meeting. You have to work hard to live up to my fulfillment. ”
"Yes!"
Huli Daxian wanted to jump up and grab the holy water, but he still had the patience to kowtow a few more times, so he desperately controlled the calmness of his steps, and walked towards the big bronze tripod at a "not too fast" speed.
"There is really holy water, holy water is coming!"
The king of Che Chi followed the three demon immortals, and when he saw that there was indeed a yellow, orange and orange liquid in a few vessels, he couldn't help but be surprised.
The Imperial Forest Army had cleared the field just now, and it was impossible for outsiders to approach the Sanqingguan range.
Then these holy waters naturally fell from the sky and were rewarded by the immortals!
"My bottle is already small, why hasn't it been filled yet!"
Yang Li Daxian was anxious, and took the lead in picking up his vase and shaking it, feeling that it was only half a bottle, and he was a little disappointed. Especially when I saw that the huge water tank of Huli Daxian was actually half a tank, in terms of quantity, it was dozens of times more than himself.
Everyone is here to make trouble, and now that they have been created, why favor one over the other?
No, I have to drink my holy water first, and then go to my eldest brother to scoop a few bottles, but I can't suffer in vain.
Yang Li Daxian made up his mind, immediately raised his neck, and eagerly poured the half-vase "holy water" down.
"The third child!"
Huli Daxian frowned, and reprimanded: "This is a good thing rewarded by the Dao Venerable, although it has been given to us, we must also have a sense of awe, not to mention burning incense, fasting, bathing and changing clothes, we always have to worship a few times and then taste it slowly." If you just pour it like this, do you drink plain water?"
After a lecture, he changed his words and asked, "How does this holy water taste?"
"Hmmm......"
Yang Li Daxian smacked his lips, his expression was a little strange, and he thought to himself how this holy water smelled of urine. I didn't catch it when I drank it in a hurry just now, but I poured it all down, and now the taste in my mouth remains...... Something doesn't seem right.
The so-called blessings are shared and difficulties are shared. I've tasted it, and my two brothers can't be left behind.
Yang Li Daxian rolled his eyes, and said: "Sure enough, it is the treasure of the fairy family, and the aftertaste is endless! The taste is indescribable, the two brothers still try it themselves?"
"I'll try it. ”
Luli Daxian remembered the lesson of the eldest brother just now, and bowed respectfully to the sky, then picked up the sand basin, drank half of the basin in one go, and then the expression on his face was exactly the same as that of Yangli Daxian just now.
"Well, big brother, good thing!"
With the words of the two brothers, Huli Daxian was greatly relieved, although the smell in the air did not seem to be normal, but just now Dao Zun said first, it is a "low quality" holy water, maybe this is the taste, and it may feel different when you drink it.
Thankfully, I'm quick-witted, and I have a tank.
His jar was very large, and it was inconvenient to hold it, and it would be very inappropriate to spill the holy water.
Huli Daxian looked left and right and didn't find a suitable tool, so he simply poked his head into the vat......