Chapter Twenty-Seven: Master Mao
"Hello Master Mao, your name is really elegant." casually greeted, and I didn't care if anyone asked me or not, so I pulled out a chair and sat down.
Don't blame Lao Tzu for his bad attitude, Malegobi's, the guns are all at the mouth of the cave, call me to accompany this old coffin, can I be angry! And this old thing is not a serious person at first glance, master, the current expert, master, how can one of them be a good thing.
"Toad, how do you talk!" The wicked woman glared at me dissatisfied, wanting to have a seizure, but was held down by the master Mao. "It's okay, it's okay, the name is nothing more than a code name for walking in the world, what's the difference between Mao Keng and wool, even if you change your name to Runzhi, if you don't have that life, you won't be able to sit still." This pit master really looks like an old god.
Alas, although the blind man is also a god, I know that the blind man has real skills, and most of these so-called masters are deceived and abducted.
Looking at the table full of good food and wine, I remembered that disgusting night for no reason. It's really inexplicable, why did you think of it? Is there any connection, maybe it's because I've encountered too many things recently, and I've developed the habit of thinking, and that feeling shouldn't be for no reason, so what's wrong?
Food and drink? Doe? Restaurant? Coffin? Private rooms? Wooden house? Mystery man? Black cloth shoes? Wait a minute! Black cloth shoes!
That's right! It's black cloth shoes!
It's all this year, and how many people are wearing black cloth shoes? This kind of black cloth shoes is basically the standard equipment of those qigong masters, and ordinary people will not wear them at all.
"I said Master Maokeng, I heard the old man say that you only came to Jiangdong today, but I think you are very familiar, as if I have seen you on the street a few days ago. You still had a beautiful girl with you at that time, why didn't you see you today? I turned my head and winked at the blind man, "Blind, you still said that girl was a pity that day, she had an old coffin, you can see if it is our latrine, uh, I'm sorry, Master Maokeng." ”
The blind man was a little baffled, and although he knew that I did it on purpose, he didn't know how to answer.
"Alas, I said toad, did you take the wrong medicine, Master Mao is a guest! What are you smoking! The wicked woman couldn't help but slap the table and stood up.
"It's okay, it's okay." Master Mao always had that indifferent smile on his face that made people upset when he looked at it, and he stretched out his hand to press the shoulder of the evil woman and motioned for her to sit down. "I heard Xiao Shen say that his kid is stubborn, but in the old man's opinion, he is actually a pure and honest person in nature." This old boy said good things for me.
"Since the kid said it, the old man might as well say bluntly, there is indeed something important to come to Jiangdong, and he has arrived two days earlier. It's just that the young woman that the kid said is nothing. Master Mao stroked the mustache on his chin with his hand and continued: "Looking at your face, the kid is born unlucky, everything is not going well, and nothing has been achieved to this day. But it's not your own fault, it's really fate, it's better to be an apprentice with the old man, with your natural destiny, if you are enlightened and erudite, you will definitely have a great achievement in the future. ”
I strangled it, and a peanut that I had picked up and wanted to throw in my mouth fell directly onto the table.
Can you still be a buddy, and can you still have a good time? The blind man whispered in my ear all day long that I was a man of heaven and told me about the benefits of a life of heaven and man. Finally, the blind man didn't talk about it these days, and there was a pit wearing black cloth shoes, you monkey invited to tease!
Speechless to speechless, but it was set out that this old thing is really not the Jiangdong that I arrived today, I have seen a living person who is so big and wearing black cloth shoes twice, once now, and once in that coffin hut. Since he has been here a long time ago, perhaps, this master of the pit is the same party of the scar-faced strong man.
Before I could reply, something strange happened, and in the private room of the hotel, there was a strange cricket cry. And the source of the sound is Master Mao.
Master Mao was slightly stunned for a moment, then got up and smiled slightly: "The old man changes clothes, the three little friends use it slowly, and the old man will come when he goes." With that, Master Mao got up and left the private room.
"Smack" As soon as Master Mao went out, a pair of chopsticks smashed on my face, "Dead toad, do you have to force the old lady to beat you all over the ground to find teeth!" Master Mao is a guest invited by the bureau! How did you end me today! In the blink of an eye, the wicked woman rushed in front of me, grabbed me by the collar with one hand and pressed me to the chair, her angry and pretty face was really breathtaking.
"Hey, wicked woman, be quiet, I'm doing this for a reason." I whispered, and gave the blind man a look. The blind man understood, walked to the door, opened the door and looked at it for a moment, then turned back to me and made an "OK" gesture.
"I said, wicked woman, do you want to make meritorious service?" It's really uncomfortable to be pressed like this by a strong woman. I whispered as I reached out to push Bai Bing, but I didn't expect my hand to press on a firm and somewhat soft place.
The sound of slaps echoed in the small private room, and I felt the Venus in front of me, my ears buzzing, and I vaguely heard someone saying "the credit for catching a colored toad".
Shaking his head, he finally came to his senses, but his face was hot and painful, "I'll go, do you need to be so fierce!" Evil mother-in-law, death three-eight! You've been touched by so many people in the hall of the crematorium, and I haven't seen you do anything other than shivering......"
I must have forgotten my brain in Tian Tian's underwear when I went out, I guessed that she must have played the role of that woman in the illusion, and I was a little obscene, but I didn't expect to accidentally say it......
It turned out that it was really a very wise thing to do to take the blind man around, if he hadn't shouted at the critical moment, "Report to the king, and the little one has something to report!" "I guess I'll have to be beaten up by this wicked woman and can't take care of myself or something.
The blind man told Bai Bing about the fact that he had met the scar-faced strong man's comrade in the coffin hut the night before, and that he had left when he heard the crickets on his body, and I also told Bai Bing about the fact that I had seen the man under the coffin wearing a pair of black cloth shoes that were exactly the same as Master Mao's.
After Bai Bing heard this, his expression became very solemn, and he pondered for a while before telling us that this Master Mao was not a master of Chinese studies, but a master of metaphysics in the province. "Zhang Qin, toad, don't make trouble. To tell you the truth, the reason why I am willing to follow you everywhere is not that I like to mess around like you, but that there have been some strange cases in the city recently, and there are mysterious disappearances of corpses in the morgues of several hospitals. Combined with the incident of the Qiaoxi Branch last time when the female ghost made a big fuss in the Qiaoxi Branch, the city bureau made a report to the provincial department, and the province sent Master Mao down, don't be suspicious, after all, those may be coincidences. ”
The people sent by the provincial department must be good people? I don't agree with the statement of the evil woman, many novels and TV are like that, after investigating the case for a long time, in fact, the bad guy is the person inside the police. I was about to say something more, but I heard a sound of footsteps in the corridor, and then Master Mao pushed the door and walked in.
"Yo, Master Pit. Uh, no, Master Maokeng is back, didn't you change your clothes? Why is it still like this? Can't find your special clothes for eating? The five finger prints on his face are still hot and painful, and when he looks at this old thing again, he is even more unhappy.
"Change of clothes?" Master Mao paused for a moment, and then laughed, "I don't blame you, I don't blame you, it's the old man who hangs the bookbag, the so-called changing clothes, not changing clothes, but the meaning of convenience." ”
After the old man finished speaking, he casually pulled a tissue from the table and wiped his lips, which was nothing at all, "Lunch is over, the old man heard that there is a strange place in Jiangdong City, and he wants to visit it, I wonder if the three little friends are interested in going together?" ”
"Strange Feng Shui? Where? Don't tell me you went to the locker room and found out that there is a strange feng shui. I replied disapprovingly.
"Outside the West Gate Bridge, the Broadcasting Building."
I have to say that this pit picked a place that we couldn't refuse. Under my explanation, Master Maokeng has entered the list of suspects, and he is going to this kind of place again, and the blind man and I will have to follow him anyway, and see what this old guy wants to do.
However, this time, the driver was blind, and I pushed the wicked woman into the back seat without saying anything, and then stuffed a chicken leg wrapped in a plastic bag for her. The wicked woman looked at me with question marks on her face, and I made her look a little hairy, "What do you see, Lao Tzu has no flowers on his face, I see that you haven't had time to move a table of dishes, it's a fucking waste, hurry up and eat, don't have the strength to fight for a while." ”
The car drove all the way to the old radio building, and looking out the window, I was dumbfounded with the blind man and the evil woman.