Chapter 124: Face
I heard that Xu Liping is the most wife slave, and he bowed his head under the hands of Grandma Liu's daughter Gui Zhen, but I heard that selling tofu is generally ground in the second half of the night.
I whispered, "Zhengshan." I saw it clearly, it was an acquaintance, Grandma Liu's aunt. ”
Zhengshan shook his head and pointed behind Xu Li, only to see a very inconspicuous shoe in the rotten grass.
The shoes are tattered, the upper can not be seen in color, the top is patched with patches, the patches are top of holes, the soles are worn thin, and at a glance, I feel that I don't have a bad foot, such shoes, I can't repair them, and beggars won't want them. Surely I don't know who threw it here and didn't want it.
But what's so nice about it? I looked at Zhengshan in confusion, and Zhengshan still signaled me not to make a sound.
After a while, I thought Xu Li finished grinding things. I saw that he carefully swept the grinding things into the cloth bag with a broom, and he was about to leave when he resisted his shoulders, and he didn't want him to take a step, but the shoes also moved, like an invisible person wearing them, and he was following behind Xu Li step by step.
I didn't dare to come out when I landed, and it was this monster who left footprints! It's really shoes that can't be seen, and lifeless utensils become essences, but I'm afraid it's more difficult than living animals to become essences! It's not easy to blame this shoe spirit?
Xu Li didn't see me and Zhengshan, and walked home by himself, the shoes followed unhurriedly. It's really like the force and sound of a person wearing his feet and stepping on the road.
That Xu Lizi also heard it, and couldn't help but look back, but as soon as he stopped, the shoes also stopped, just on the black road of Ma Wu, there was nothing unusual at all, the shoes just stayed casually, and they were invisible, because no one would take a second look at a bad shoe.
Presumably Xu Li also heard about the haunted sucking Yuanyang, and his face was a little flustered, so he quickened his pace, and the shoes followed step by step, as if someone was chasing after him.
Xu Li couldn't help but turn around again. Naturally, I still couldn't see the clue, but I saw him fighting with his legs, and he quickened his pace, and then ran away.
Not to be outdone, the shoes also flew high and fell far away. It was as if someone was running away in it, and it was naturally louder, and the pace was the same as Xu Li's, and Xu Li was as fast as he was, adding a bit of weirdness.
Zhengshan pulled me to follow closely, I pulled him, his whole body was fluttering, his feet seemed to be hanging in the air, but it was like flying, I don't know what spell Zhengshan used, it seems that Xu Li can't see us
Xu Li lives in this tofu alley, half a alley away from the mill plate, he is tall and big, and his steps are wide, and he will arrive at the door of his house. At this moment, the shoe silently crossed Xu Li, and a dark red footprint fell at the door of Xu Li's house.
Xu Li was in a hurry, he didn't pay attention to the mystery under his feet, this step, he was about to step on that footprint.
said that it was too late and that it was fast, Zhengshan rushed over like lightning and pushed Xu Li, Xu Li stumbled and fell straight into the courtyard, without stepping on that footprint.
Xu Li didn't seem to have fallen lightly, his pockets also fell, and the things inside were scattered all over the ground, only to see him hurriedly get up, and he didn't want anything, and he limped into the house: "Lady...... Haunted...... Haunted! ”
The room lit up with a dim light, followed by Gui Zhen's firecracker-like voice: "What the hell? You damn ghost! What the ghost screams in the middle of the night! "Dong Gangtai rowed.
"Lady...... Ghost...... There really are ghosts ......."
"Fuck your ass! But if you are taught to grind more wheat, you will say that there is a ghost, but you are not lazy! It's so unseemly to lie, what do you eat! "Gui Zhen is also a famous little pepper, and when she speaks, she is crisp and fast, like a cannon.
"Really! The ghost followed me and pushed me......" Xu Li's voice was pitiful.
"Full of nonsense, see if the old lady doesn't pull your ears and drink!"
"Whew...... The lady spared her life......"
This Xu Li seems to have lost his luck.
Zhengshan pulled me to look for the shoes again, but there was no trace of them.
I hurriedly asked Zhengshan, "Do you see those shoes?" Where did it go? ”
Zhengshan shook his head: "Ran away for him." ”
Today, Zhengshan spoke concisely and to the point, which is really a little unaccustomed.
Only then did I remember that suddenly, I had forgotten to blow the whistle to teach the dew to come, and I couldn't help beating my chest in frustration.
I said, "Why don't you look for it again!" By the way, can you tell Sister Fanlu? ”
Zhengshan shook his head: "The demon qi is gone, I think it's useless to hide it, and call that little demon." ”
I had to sigh, but unfortunately I didn't blow the whistle just now, maybe that Fanlu is a capable person, who can teach the leader of the demon world to send to arrest that rotten shoe monster Tongue, he must be extraordinary.
Zhengshan said: "It's too late, I'll send you home first, and I'll come back tomorrow to catch demons." ”
On the way home, Zhengshan turned back frequently, didn't know what he was looking at, and asked him if he was afraid that the bad shoes monster would catch up, and he didn't like to answer, which was really surprising.
I thought that the sparrow's tongue scared Zhengshan away, and I didn't want to make a fuss the next day.
I just got up to wipe the table, and I saw Grandma Liu's soybean milk stall surrounded by dense people, I thought that Grandma Liu's business was good today, but I took a closer look, there were not many people who bought soy milk, and people only surrounded Xu Li.
Xu Li pointed to the sky and the earth, I didn't know what he was talking about, so I hurriedly threw down the rag and went to join in the fun.
But seeing Xu Li's taciturn appearance in the past, he said: "We really saw it, that ghost is chasing me straight behind me, oops, don't believe it, the matter of absorbing Yuanyang is indeed true!" ”
A sister-in-law asked, "Xu Li, have you seen it with your own eyes?" What does that ghost look like? ”
Xu Li patted his chest: "Let's see it clearly!" He followed us, dressed in white, with a cloak and a tongue sticking out two feet long! Ten long claws are going to catch us! The call of Ulu Ulu in his mouth is really dangerous! ”
This Xu Li really bragged about not making drafts, and his tongue was just a rotten shoe, and he was described like a hanged ghost. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes yesterday, I would have believed it a little bit when I heard his words.
Another old man asked, "Since it's so dangerous, why are you still alive today, and you didn't suck Yuanyang for that ghost?" The old man saw those unlucky men in the Rejuvenation Hall yesterday, all of them were frosty leaves, and they didn't have much strength to speak. ”
Xu Li hurriedly said: "We're not that straw bag!" Although the ghost rushed straight over, with a whirlwind for a while, how could we be afraid of a dead thing? Let's raise our feet and kick, the ghost will not be close to our side, let's look at the ghost, there is also a little afraid of people, by the way, the wheat pocket is handy, the ghost will give us a far, frightened feet and run away, we just go home to sleep, look at our body, how can we suck yang energy to the ghost? ”
Straight to the crowd stunned, someone has already shouted "hero" and "tiger courage", a young daughter-in-law also said shyly: "I see the aunt of the Liu family on weekdays is silent, he is an honest person, he doesn't want to be really bold in trouble, and he doesn't even have a ghost thing, and he really teaches people to admire it." ”
People shouted and admired, the little daughter-in-law hurriedly said: "Aunt Liu is a real hero, even if the tiger Wu Song, I don't think there is such a good skill as Aunt Liu, Miss Guizhen of the Liu family is really blessed, she found such a good husband, no better than my family, and I don't dare to do more scared work, the sun does not set and I rush home in a hurry, and I make a lot of money in vain." ”
This Xu Li said: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this person doesn't do bad things, I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, thinking about that ghost thing, it's so good to be afraid, even if it's dead, let's turn into a ghost, see who can fight whom!" ”
This bold statement is really not afraid of the cowhide blowing up.
Someone hurriedly said: "Then this Yang-absorbing ghost on Ziyuchai Street has to teach Brother Xu to bother more!" Why don't you find more strong men, come out at night to patrol, and teach that ghost not to show up again! ”
When Xu Li heard this, his face turned pale, and the people next to him shouted: "Yes, yes, yes, as long as we follow Brother Xu, we are not afraid!" ”
"Brother Xu, the brothers are all following you and driving that ghost thing out!"
"Count me in one! If a man can't even protect his home, how can he have the face to see his wife and children! ”
Xu Li panicked, and was about to speak, but Gui Zhen ran over in a hurry, and said angrily: "Xu Li! You don't grind the wheat, and you come here to brag about it? It's all over the place, and the old lady can't listen to it anymore! When people heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other.
Gui Zhen snorted: "Folks, this man in my family, he can't jump a fart by kicking his feet on weekdays, just by relying on him, can he still catch ghosts?" ”
An eldest lady hurriedly said: "Gui Zhen, just now Xu Lihong's mouth and white teeth said that he had seen a ghost, what is going on?" ”
When Gui Zhen heard this, he said: "Yesterday there was some wheat left in the daytime and never finished grinding, this is not the evening to be free, teach him to go to the alley to do more work, I don't want to be half an hour, crying dad and calling my mother came back, fell in the yard, the wheat was scattered on the ground, and said that I saw the hell, who knows what's going on!" I only saw him crawl into the house with a roll, and he almost wet his pants without being scared! ”
When people heard this, there were many discussions, Xu Liren lost face in front of him, even if the clay man had three points of earthiness, his face was red and white, and he stomped his feet: "You old lady, what do you know!" ”
Gui Zhen is so easy to provoke, when he heard that Xu Li was a little hanging, he snorted: "You can rest quickly!" I'm embarrassed to come here to brag, I was scared and trembling yesterday, half of the people in Tofu Hutong heard it, are you deaf when you are a neighbor? Silly eight! ”
Xu Li was really speechless, so he had to fall from the sky to the ground, losing face, and didn't dare to brag anymore, so he left in a hurry after separating the crowd.
A big aunt persuaded: "Gui Zhen, in front of such people, you don't save some face for your man, he is like this, and your face is not good-looking!" ”
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