About the second thing it is worth mentioning the cat of Fuji Yichen's family.

That's right, it's the legendary British short that I first came to pretend to be a ghost to scare me!!

That is, the fat cat that Teng Yichen told me a long time ago about splitting his legs and splitting the female Ying short next door!

He also has the same name as his master, Elvis Presley!

This dead fat cat, able to eat to death, covered in meat, and those weird eyes always like to look at me with a look of contempt for everything!

Especially when I sometimes sit on the windowsill in the middle of the night and smoke, a twinkle god, it Nima has quietly come to the opposite me, and looks at me with those ghostly eyes! It makes my heart flutter for a while!

A few times, I wanted to see how heavy it was, so I said hug it, but the turtle ran faster than the dog, and I couldn't even touch its hair!

I also asked Fuji Yichen why, and he said expressionlessly: "You will find out next time you go to see the female Ying short next door." ”

Later, I really sneaked to the next door to peep at the female Ying short, at a glance, the mouth suddenly opened, the mother Ying short coquettish, in broad daylight in front of the house there are all kinds of poses, twisting, twisting, all kinds of foxes, all kinds of enchanting, I unconsciously looked down at my chest, suddenly realized, it turned out that Elvis Presley Jackson and its owner's taste is the same!

I asked Fuji Yichen about his original folded ear, which is the original match of Elvis Presley Jackson, and Teng Yichen told me that since Elvis Presley Jackson cheated on the junior next door, Folded Ear suffered from depression, and the ghost roared all day long, and the neighborhood committee came to the door several times, do his work, let him raise pets and return to pets, don't disturb the people.

It didn't take long for the folded ear to die of depression.

After I listened to it, I was embarrassed, it was another bloody example of a junior superior!

Then, as long as Teng Yichen is not at home, I will pull Elvis Presley Jackson and keep brainwashing him, the vixen can't like it, she can hook up with you today, she can hook up with others tomorrow, you still have to find a point of duty, love you, don't covet physical satisfaction, you are not right Yunyun

Maybe Elvis Presley Jackson has been exposed to me for a long time, and he really hasn't run next door recently, but he hasn't run back or run, and it's still missing when he has nothing to do!

Several times, I ran away from home for several days in a row, and every time I came back, I was so tired that I collapsed behind the sofa, looking overindulgent!

Until one night, I was watching a supernatural show at home alone, and suddenly I heard a seeping scream, and the voice was miserable like a ghost! I was so scared that I rolled off the couch!

To say that Elvis Presley Jackson usually bowed his body in a fuss when he heard the slightest movement, how high his tail was, but he had been cowering behind the sofa that night and couldn't come out.

So I thought to myself, how can I be a human being, I have to be loving and protect small animals, so I dared to take a mop stick and open the door and go out to see what was going on!

After looking for a long time, I found that it was actually a small thin cat with a black body, and the small eyes were much more pleasing than Elvis Presley Jackson.

This little black cat is quite similar to me, has a good appetite, and can eat it when he dies!

All at once, Elvis Presley Jackson's cat food for a day was exhausted!

Then, all of a sudden, he jumped behind the sofa and scared Elvis Presley Jackson into screaming, and then I saw Elvis Presley Jackson running and running, and the little black cat chasing and chasing.

This went on until the middle of the night, and I concluded that the two cats knew each other!

I originally thought that Elvis Presley Jackson had stolen other people's cat food to the creditor when he ran away from home?

But when a week later, the little black cat gave birth to a litter of kittens, and the coat color was the same as that of Elvis Presley Jackson, I realized that I had wiped it, and Elvis Presley Jackson had made people's stomachs bigger!!

This Nima standard scumbag, I'm so angry that I fuck the mop stick and whip him! Really cats can't change eating!

Then for the sake of the physical and mental health of the majority of female cats, I struggled for several days, but I decided to eliminate the pest for the cat, and made a major move to give Elvis Presley Jackson a ligation!!

After Teng Yichen came back and knew about it, he immediately wanted to whip me with a belt, but I was not afraid of death and raised my head and chest to him: "You smoke!" There is a kind of face pumping, you are just an apprentice of me, and I will see who will send you to the end after sucking to death! ”

Then he relented and asked me as if nothing had happened, "What are we going to eat at night?" Why don't you go out and eat spicy crayfish? ”

Since Elvis Presley Jackson was sterilized, the whole cat's temperament has changed greatly, a little bit of a sissy, it turns out that all kinds of dislike me, and now I like to rub it at my feet when I have nothing to do, meaning that I love to love and love to touch it.

I despise this perverted behavior!

But when it comes to me, the biggest common hobby between me and its owner, that is, with Fuji Yichen, is to eat!

And I like to eat heavy things, what barbecue, hot pot, lobster, ice and fire, the dirtier and spicier the more energetic.

Sometimes at one or two o'clock in the middle of the night in winter, the two of us can walk for 40 minutes to have a barbecue, anyway, the world of foodies is not understood by others.

When I used to be with Li Zhao, he was very despised for the misalignment of junk food, I still remember one time secretly bought a pot of garlic lobster home, and I also threw away the shell after eating, but he came back and smelled it, and educated me alive for half an hour, saying that it was not good for my stomach, bacteria or something, I said that my stomach was very good, and he glared at me: "Who is it that when I was a child, the stomach perforation hurt so much that I cried?" ”

After that, I rarely ate junk food.

But since I got mixed with Fuji Yichen, my whole person has let go, and I live a life of drinking and getting drunk today, and over time, my heart has become numb, and I gradually no longer think about the bad things in the past, and my life is peaceful.

Teng Yichen still has a stinky problem, I went to bed late, sometimes, before I slept for two or three hours, he kicked me awake from the bed, pulled my hair messy, and I ran to the yard to meditate before my eyes were opened.

Let's say it's meditation, but it's actually the two of us standing side by side in the middle of the yard with our eyes closed, like a big fool!

Once, when the milk delivery person saw it, the little brother was so frightened that the milk bottle was knocked over and ran away.

But Fuji Yichen said that this is his unique secret, and he has relied on this method for inspiration for so many years.

He said that jewelry design, the most important thing is design, and how to create a good design, the mind and soul need to be one, a high-quality jewelry is not only visually pleasing to people, the most important thing is to be able to let people see the concept it presents, so that the work can be handed down, not easy to aesthetic fatigue!

And early in the morning, meditating on this kind of martial arts cheats similar to Fa X Gong is to expel the distracting thoughts in the brain and the turbid qi in the body, so that the body and mind can reach a state of selflessness!

Anyway, I've been standing behind him for so many days, and I haven't practiced it, but I've learned the awesome skill of standing up and sleeping!

So later, when Brother Yichen meditated selflessly, I stood next to him and slept unconscious.

Many times, he carried him home

I followed Fuji Yichen to learn art for a while, and one day he suddenly came back from out of town, and excitedly told me that there will be a jewelry design competition next month, which is held every three years, and it is basically a competition for newcomers in the industry.

I shook my head and said, "Race?" That's not good, I'm nervous as soon as I compete!

Teng Yichen hated iron and grabbed my ears very much: "Who is your master?" ”

"You."

"Who am I?"

"Brother Yichen who hangs the sky!"

"That's not it, let me tell you, in this competition, you not only have to participate, but you must also give me the first place."

I shook my legs while knocking on the melon seeds, and watched the TV disappretently.

Fuji Yichen was so angry that he stood in front of me to block the TV: "The first place has money to get!" ”

As soon as I threw away the melon seeds, I raised my black hand and patted it on the white shirt of Teng Yichen: "If you have money, don't you say it earlier, what should we do?" No, how many of your remnants can I choose to race? When the time comes, we will get half of the bonus? ”

Teng Yichen took a step back, looked at the black five-finger prints on his shoulder, and said with his small waist inserted: "Dream!" ”

According to Teng Yichen popular science, this competition is quite authoritative in China, under normal circumstances, as long as you enter the finals, the fame can be played immediately, he said that the prize money is not much, 100,000 yuan, but as long as I can win the award, my derivative value can be infinitely amplified in the future.

In other words, participating in this competition is the fastest way to start my Tang Wan's name!

Then in the next few days, my head was very big, and I have been thinking hard about what stage name to choose, you must know that the word Tang Wan is not glorious, the fall of Furun, and my life experience, Li Zhao's ex-wife, these keywords are always inseparable from my name!

So I thought to myself, now that I've decided to find another way, I have to change my face and choose a stage name for myself!

Then I was dragged by Fuji Yichen and counted me down for a long time, saying that time was pressing, and I didn't hurry up to think about the theme, and I still had time to grind and think of the name!

So I was locked up in a small dark room by him, fighting brain cells all day long!

said that the situation of this competition was a proposition design, and the organizer only came up with one word - "memory".

This Nima is a bit difficult, when I was imprisoned in a small black room by Teng Yichen to diverge my thinking, as soon as I closed my eyes to recall, my mind was full of my father's desperate eyes, Song Qingyi's resolute back, Tang Jia's disappointment, Li Zhao's departure, and a rush of brains emerged, making my heart unable to calm down at all.

Half a month has passed, and my mind is still blank!