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I spent the morning stumbling with a fly, but the fly was like a bazooka, jumping up and down, just when I was scratching my ears and cheeks in a hurry, a scorching smell came, its corpse was firmly nailed to the electric mosquito swatter, I seemed to see it pose in the shape of Jesus with open hands!

When I looked up, I saw a dog with an electric mosquito swatter that had disappeared for more than a month! The dog didn't know where to die, a month ago he suddenly asked me to borrow two thousand and one hundred yuan, and the person disappeared without a trace, this is not the first time!

But I found that he came back this time more strong, there was a kind of smell of a mixed-race male model, I was just about to make a disgusting criticism of him, and by the way, the phone suddenly called "Give the ink, give the ink, Ya Yan Butterfly..."

The sound echoed throughout the snack bar, and the little brother fan in the front row just sucked it into his mouth and immediately sprayed all over his face, which was miserable!

I hurriedly picked up the phone, and I heard Tang Wan's cry like killing a pig: "Su Fengwei!" You're dying, I'm going to give birth!! ”

When I heard this, I was so frightened that I immediately pulled my helmet and threw it to the dog: "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm going to give birth, I'm going to give birth!" ”

The dog ran out to start the motorcycle and asked me in pure English: "Wangcai, that little daughter-in-law is about to give birth?" ”

I stepped on the motorcycle and patted him on the back of the head: "Wang, your sister's Wang!" It's Tang Wan who is going to give birth!! ”

When I arrived at the hospital, I saw Li Gongzi pacing back and forth with a pale face, and I hurriedly ran over to ask him how he was? He said he had been in the delivery room a few hours ago and had not moved.

I was quite nervous and excited, but I suddenly became happy when I saw Li Gongzi's declining appearance, this thing looks like a me-only person all day long, I didn't expect to be afraid of being like this!

After waiting for a while, a doctor suddenly came out and said that Tang Wan would enter the delivery room soon, and a family member could accompany her to enter, and asked if we should go in?

Li Zhao and I said at the same time, "I'll go!" ”

Li Zhao immediately glared at me sideways: "People are talking about family members!" What are you making a fuss about? ”

"Just laugh! The relationship between me and Tang Wan is closer than that of my family, I want to go in! ”

Li Zhao raised his hand and pulled me aside: "I'm his man, the child's father, you go cool!" ”

I clasped my hands on my chest and said, "You go!" Don't you know that eleven out of ten men who have seen their wives give birth to children have psychological shadows? You are not afraid to affect the life of the couple! ”

Li Zhao suddenly turned around and looked at me in astonishment, I smiled at him and hurriedly walked in!

Before entering the delivery room, I heard Tang Wan's screams, which was simply miserable!

My heart trembled, and when I went in and saw her hideous face, I trembled even more!

She held out her hand to me and shouted, "It hurts! ”

I hurriedly held her: "It's okay, I'll go over as soon as my eyes open and close." Later it turned out that this was not quite right!

I, Nima, have never watched people give birth, who knew that such bloody violence would have a psychological shadow even when I saw it!

Then I witnessed the whole process of how the bear baby came out, Tang Wangang breathed a sigh of relief, and I comforted: "Don't worry, there's another one!" ”

Then she began a new round of dying struggles, and I was actually quite moved, and I felt that my mother was so great, that she could catch up with the Spartan warriors with a child, and the shock of life deeply touched my nerves and made me cry!!

I saw two bear babies covered in blood kicking their calves like mice, that's called an ugly! I began to secretly wonder if Tang Wan had plastic surgery behind my back? Could it be that Li Gongzi's marked appearance has also been rectified?

Just when I doubted my life, the doctor simply cleaned up, hugged the two bear babies in front of Tang Wan, and asked her, "Son and daughter?" ”

Tang Wan was sweating profusely and said, "Son." ”

The doctor next to him hugged another baby and asked the same question, and Tang Wan replied, "Daughter." ”

After confirming her gender, Tang Wan was like being beaten by a group of female sumo wrestlers, and her whole body withered!

I feel distressed when I look at it! And a little excited! Plus tears of excitement! The ups and downs of Nima's life are really exciting!

After the doctor cleaned up, Tang Wan rested for a while and was pushed out, and when she was in the aisle, she suddenly didn't know which tendon was wrong, and pulled my arm and called me, I leaned over, and she said a word to me!

This sentence directly caused my memory to instantly travel back to the capital of Paris, France in 0.0001 seconds!

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After separating from Tang Wan that day, I and the dog went to Paris at night with a shoulder to shoulder, the dog felt very dull along the way, and I was particularly concerned about asking him if he was not adaptable, and he didn't answer me, who didn't have a little temper, I didn't care.

After we returned to the hotel that night, I said to the dog, we are going back to China, you have never been to China, you must be uncomfortable there, I spit Xingzi Hengfei told him about the domestic market for a long time, he suddenly said: "Why do we want to go back to China?" ”

I thought about it for a second and then answered him: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" I am a son and daughter of China, and my patriotism is known to the world, no matter where I go, my roots will not change, besides, my father and my sister should miss me. ”

He then asked, "Then why did you leave in the first place?" ”

One sentence made me speechless, and I could only pat him on the shoulder and say, "Wash and sleep, the world of adults is too complicated." ”

I'm a person, a bit of an anti-heaven advantage, is that I don't recognize the bed, no matter where I go, give me a fulcrum and I can hold up the whole earth, I mean, I can fall asleep.

So that night I also fell asleep on the bed, the dog followed me for more than two months, in the case of my several tests of his seduction, I found that he had been treating me as a creature of the same sex, and gradually let down his guard against him, and in order to save money, we basically opened a room, sometimes squeezed into a bed without a standard room, God testified, I was only so bad for him than for Wangcai, that is basically still very protective of calves.

But I never expected that I would make a spring as soon as I fell asleep. Dream, there is a very strong man in the dream who keeps teasing me, I haven't been close to a man for 800 years, how can I stand this thirty wolf-like age, I immediately want to say, you are here, happy!

But then I didn't feel right, how could this be so real? I woke up with a sudden agitation and found that I was sleeping on the dog, who was wearing a pair of underwear, with tight muscles, and still holding me!

I immediately bounced up and asked him what he was doing? He lazily propped himself up: "Have you always wanted to play with me?" ”

Notice, his words are toying! It's so incisive, it all speaks to my heart! But in order to erect majesty in front of him, of course I can't admit it, so I coax him with words, saying that I treat him as my own brother, but in fact, I am laughing in my heart, first coaxing him to return to China, and then luring him to Huadu step by step.

The dog looked at me that night very strangely, when his deep brown eyes stared at a person seriously, it was easy to suck away people's souls, and make people's hearts ape, especially in such an ambiguous environment, I admit that I am evil!

But I think that I, Su Fengwei, still have a bottom line, and I can't mess with the relationship between men and women, especially for a master like him who still has problems with his sexual orientation, I'm not just hungry! So I quickly turned my back and fell asleep.

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When the plane hovered over the Shanghai market, I unconsciously stretched out my hand to draw it on the glass pen, and there was a kind of self-evident throbbing in my heart, I walked for almost two years, experienced so much, and finally came back.

Through the glass I saw the dog looking at me, I turned my head to meet his somewhat puzzled gaze, at this moment I actually felt back to my hometown, nervous and at the same time with him is quite warm, immediately leaned towards him.

As a result, I was dumbfounded when I got off the plane, the image of a dog, tall and good-looking, with a handsome face, many little beauties begged for a group photo and begged to take pictures, so I wanted to set up a stall, ten yuan a piece.

I was so tired that I was like a security guard and finally drove the onlookers away, and quickly escaped from the airport hall with the dog, and suddenly felt full of confidence, and the dog had absolutely nothing to say in the domestic market.

But I was afraid that the dog would be scared, so I comforted him when I got into the taxi, Chinese women have been feudal for so many years, and they have generally been suppressed for a long time, and now the society is finally open, so they are more unrestrained, let him not mind, the taxi brother is not happy, and immediately refuted me: "Foreigners are more open, and your little girl doesn't know if you know less." ”

I immediately inserted my waist to reason with him, how can I see less, European and American films, island films, and I have even popularized Indonesian films!

After that, I started a round of hair with the driver's big brother. Although he didn't understand, but looking at his little eyes, it was estimated that he was suppressed by my eldest sister's momentum, and when I got out of the car, I threw a hundred yuan to the driver's eldest brother!

The driver's eldest brother hurriedly called out to me, I scratched my head and stroked my hair and said to the dog: "He can't say that I can't do it, he must worship me very much, and he wants to ask me for resources!" You wait! ”

After speaking, he lowered his head and asked him what he was doing, and he said, "Your 100 yuan is not enough, look at the meter, hurry up and pay for it!" "I felt weak for a while...

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I took the dog home, my dad stared at the dog for a night, which made the dog uncomfortable, and then my dad whispered to me: "Your boyfriend looks better than Fei Xiang, and he also sings, right?" ”

I quickly rolled my eyes: "What kind of singing, but also acting on TV!" ”

I just said casually, since that day on, my dad really thought he was acting on TV, and often asked the dog if he had seen Sun Honglei?

Aceba ....

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